Open Letter to Carrot Top

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in Funny
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Henry Rollins writes a letter to Carrot Top--the very same letter we"ve all been wanting to write him.
There are 39 comments:
Male 376
granted, carrottop sucks. but then, so does henry rollins (now).

look at him. do *you* want to be the one to tell rollins he`s not funny?

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Male 2,313
Henry Rollins is awesome, so I kept expecting this to get funny. But it just... never... did.
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Male 131
It was funny, if not a bit drawn out.

But, yeah, from what I`ve heard, steroids made...him...what he is today.

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Female 447
OMG! Henry Rollins is sooo hot, for an older guy.
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Male 110
ah, drat it, most of you are dumbasses. ok then.
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Male 3,310
Wow, can`t Henry just let people do their own thing? I thought he was cool.
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Male 510
what was he doing while writing dodnt get the joke
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Male 49
Black Flag FTW
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Male 5,194
Cripes, am I the only one who thinks Carrotop is funny and good-looking?
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Male 1,275
All points were true though
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Male 1,275
Not even a little funny.
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Male 2,172
He`s a bit late to tell him that plastic surgery on him look bad... maybe if will serve as a warning for others but he should have kept it to that and bring more example of peoples with disastrous plastic surgery.
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Female 1,492
LOL...finally. cuz dude looks like a...yeah
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Male 9,306
HAH! False boobies...
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Male 3,369
I had to google Carrot Top! He`s not made it to Britain and after what I read, I hope he never does!

Creepy Dude!

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Female 738
That was just brilliant!

Seriously, funny, and bringing up questions I too have had about Carrot Top.

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Female 662
The first line made me laugh hard.

Carrot Top is really scary looking.

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Male 897
HENRY ROLLINS FOR PRESIDENT!!

Seriously! That guy is so brilliant and so right about the things he talks about. I wish there were more people like him. His tenacity and wit remind me of Bill Hicks!

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Male 95
soro: "What director wants to hire an old looking person?"

A director that has a movie with old characters maybe?

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Male 1
hate to burst your bubble there hank, but that`s not plastic surgery, that`s steriods that messed up carrot tops face!
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Male 208
carrot top is fugly
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Male 7,933
Gallagher, I found his act boring, the only good part was the watermelons. And yeah Carrot Top scares me
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Male 20,196
natakalt: the only way your comment was deleted was if you did something douchebaggy like type "first" or personally attacked someone in the forum and i don`t remember you doing either so i don`t think your post was deleted by anyone.
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Female 55
Well, even if Mr. Carrot Top does look freaky, I don`t think anyone can beat Michael Jackson... =P
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Male 2,113
kinda funny
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Male 650
^^ line free faces = fish looking freaks. Sort of like Dr. Phil`s wife.
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Female 82
Carrot top hasn`t had plastic surgery has he??? I thought he was just taking steroids for his crazy "guns", so what was that all about. Further-I don`t see anything wrong with getting a little bit of work done. I like my actors with line free faces!!! that;s why we pay them so much.
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Female 1,697
and this time please don`t delete my comment, I posted something in the emo thing from mexico and some idiot deleted it.

What`s whith the right of free speach!!!!!!

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Female 1,697
carrot top = creepy dude with orange hair

I like the voice of the guy.

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Male 204
Silentfray:

Yeah, it did. Prop-based and etc etc.

The stuff in the middle I don`t know about, though

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Male 693
Hehehe, so true. I always found Carrot Top to be super bizarre too.

And plus, the reason why celebrities (well, actors at least) get plastic surgery is because they want jobs in the future. What director wants to hire an old looking person? Exactly. Which sort of sucks.

George Clooney`s my role model. He hasn`t done any plastic surgery.. He may look old, but is he a dratin awesome actor? Why yes, he is.

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Female 488
there was typing noises when he had his face in his hands and wasnt typing :P


its okay gunit1

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Female 1,572
ha wow
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Female 678
uhhh....what a rant. why did he mention Carrot Top? The letter had nothing to do with him
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Female 280
that was great!
and no one cares if you`re not first gunit1.
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Female 4,028
He had really old-looking hands.

Stop saying "first," it just makes you look like a moron.

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Female 850
DAMN! I`m not first.
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Female 850
Thats really funny.... And finally someone has the guts to write it! And, first...
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Female 1,338
Link: Open Letter to Carrot Top [Rate Link] - Henry Rollins writes a letter to Carrot Top--the very same letter we`ve all been wanting to write him.
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