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Date: 03/29/08 03:10 PM

39 Responses to Open Letter to Carrot Top

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 9:30 am
    Link: Open Letter to Carrot Top - Henry Rollins writes a letter to Carrot Top--the very same letter we`ve all been wanting to write him.
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    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    Thats really funny.... And finally someone has the guts to write it! And, first...
  3. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    DAMN! I`m not first.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    He had really old-looking hands.

    Stop saying "first," it just makes you look like a moron.

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    randomness07 Female 18-29
    280 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    that was great!
    and no one cares if you`re not first gunit1.
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    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    uhhh....what a rant. why did he mention Carrot Top? The letter had nothing to do with him
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    ha wow
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    anGiE_O_o Female 13-17
    488 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    there was typing noises when he had his face in his hands and wasnt typing :P


    its okay gunit1

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    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    Hehehe, so true. I always found Carrot Top to be super bizarre too.

    And plus, the reason why celebrities (well, actors at least) get plastic surgery is because they want jobs in the future. What director wants to hire an old looking person? Exactly. Which sort of sucks.

    George Clooney`s my role model. He hasn`t done any plastic surgery.. He may look old, but is he a dratin awesome actor? Why yes, he is.

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    bonsushi Male 18-29
    204 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    Silentfray:

    Yeah, it did. Prop-based and etc etc.

    The stuff in the middle I don`t know about, though

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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    carrot top = creepy dude with orange hair

    I like the voice of the guy.

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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    and this time please don`t delete my comment, I posted something in the emo thing from mexico and some idiot deleted it.

    What`s whith the right of free speach!!!!!!

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    toxic1 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    Carrot top hasn`t had plastic surgery has he??? I thought he was just taking steroids for his crazy "guns", so what was that all about. Further-I don`t see anything wrong with getting a little bit of work done. I like my actors with line free faces!!! that;s why we pay them so much.
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    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    ^^ line free faces = fish looking freaks. Sort of like Dr. Phil`s wife.
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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    kinda funny
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    MagicFerret Female 18-29
    55 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    Well, even if Mr. Carrot Top does look freaky, I don`t think anyone can beat Michael Jackson... =P
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18840 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    natakalt: the only way your comment was deleted was if you did something douchebaggy like type "first" or personally attacked someone in the forum and i don`t remember you doing either so i don`t think your post was deleted by anyone.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Gallagher, I found his act boring, the only good part was the watermelons. And yeah Carrot Top scares me
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    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    carrot top is fugly
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    kdpflush Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    hate to burst your bubble there hank, but that`s not plastic surgery, that`s steriods that messed up carrot tops face!
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    pudleofcrud Male 18-29
    95 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    soro: "What director wants to hire an old looking person?"

    A director that has a movie with old characters maybe?

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    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    HENRY ROLLINS FOR PRESIDENT!!

    Seriously! That guy is so brilliant and so right about the things he talks about. I wish there were more people like him. His tenacity and wit remind me of Bill Hicks!

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    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    The first line made me laugh hard.

    Carrot Top is really scary looking.

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    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    That was just brilliant!

    Seriously, funny, and bringing up questions I too have had about Carrot Top.

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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    I had to google Carrot Top! He`s not made it to Britain and after what I read, I hope he never does!

    Creepy Dude!

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    HAH! False boobies...
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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    LOL...finally. cuz dude looks like a...yeah
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    Groogle Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2008 at 10:31 pm
    He`s a bit late to tell him that plastic surgery on him look bad... maybe if will serve as a warning for others but he should have kept it to that and bring more example of peoples with disastrous plastic surgery.
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 6:29 am
    Not even a little funny.
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 6:29 am
    All points were true though
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 7:32 am
    Cripes, am I the only one who thinks Carrotop is funny and good-looking?
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    EOTMbassist Male 13-17
    49 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    Black Flag FTW
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    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    what was he doing while writing dodnt get the joke
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    Wow, can`t Henry just let people do their own thing? I thought he was cool.
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    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    ah, drat it, most of you are dumbasses. ok then.
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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    OMG! Henry Rollins is sooo hot, for an older guy.
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    Hucky0 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    It was funny, if not a bit drawn out.

    But, yeah, from what I`ve heard, steroids made...him...what he is today.

  38. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    Henry Rollins is awesome, so I kept expecting this to get funny. But it just... never... did.
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    blargendarg Male 30-39
    376 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 9:47 pm
    granted, carrottop sucks. but then, so does henry rollins (now).

    look at him. do *you* want to be the one to tell rollins he`s not funny?

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