Nude Armless Alligator Man

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Weird

Naked now-armless man was found swimming with alligators--again. Crack cocaine is a helluva drug.
There are 46 comments:
Female 18
Maybe the alligator was offended by the man wearing clothes, and refused to talk to him untill he took them off...
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Male 358
Sigh. Damn Southerners. He must not have any sisters.
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Male 946
oooo i just thought of one- `don`t lock him up, he`s `armless!`
sorry....
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Male 576
^correction, CrOck head
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Male 14
i hope they didnt destroy the gator for taking his arm. what else are you supposed to do when you see a delicious nude crackhead?
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Male 474
W-What? You guys didn`t know there were gator molestation? Wow, you guys are weird!
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Male 944
^ i suppose its his kinda kinkyness?...
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Female 101
I can understand the talking to the gators...drugs are bad m`kay? BUT why was he naked?
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Male 576
He was smoking crock-cocain. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Male 944
treeman VS armless croc man!
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Male 16
Can anyone say "Natural Selection"? Just let the alligator do it`s job and rid the world of one more moron!
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Male 122
what i don`t get is why the authorities always go after the gator, what did it do wrong? is it supposded to know better?
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Male 946
haha `suicide by gator`, imagine that on the autopsy report...

and a 30 foot alligator? are they real?

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Male 2,486
If you want to see someone get eaten by an alligator, surf the web for a bit, a year ago I saw a video of this kids dad in India or something pulling out his sons limbs out of the stomache of an alligator one by one, including his head.

Trust me, you don`t want to see him get eaten by an alligator. :P

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Female 339
As you do..
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Female 39
"He`s bizarre."
Bizarre= idiotic.

I like the 911 call recording. It was almost as if the guy had to make sure what was wrong with the guy before saying, "A gator`s got him!"
Heh.

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Female 562
"I like how the sign restricted alligator molestation. Gooooo immaturity!"

I`m pretty sure the word molest can have a meaning other than the one you`re thinking of...lol

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Female 674
He`s not armless. O_o
He just said he lost one of his arms to a gator, not two.
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Female 1,070
wow. at least it didnt bite onto his penis x]
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Male 1,371
also in the story he says when explaining, he was bit by a snake and was looking for an alligator...what the...
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Female 1,572
the joys of being high...
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Male 82
their gonna make him go to rehab and he`ll say NO NO NO!
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Male 11
Makes me want to go molest an alligator.
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Male 2,076
this is great.
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Female 486
Wow...he`s crazy (obviously). Seriously, though, he needs to be in a mental hospital or something.
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Male 287
Lol@Gator Whisperer.


I want to see a video of that guy getting EATEN by a gator though. Disappointing.

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Male 822
i have a feeling there`s gonna be a new show on animal planet called "THE GATOR WHISPERER"
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Male 128
for some reason I feel sorry for the alligator...first they had Steve Irwin and now this guy
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Female 122
hee hee! do not molest the alligaters!
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Male 87
" Make sure he doesn`t go into stingray infested waters, or he might end up like Steve Irwin."

If this is supposed to be funny, I must be missing something.

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Male 1,085

Make sure he doesn`t go into stingray infested waters, or he might end up like Steve Irwin.
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Female 1,212
Good gawd... prime candidate for the darwin awards. he actually said he was one with nature. It would`ve been funny if the 30 footer he was trying to talk to ate him.
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Male 1,404
They posted a sign because of this moron. You signs are generally posted for a reason except now we know why this one was posted.
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Male 2,113
crazy guy not bad
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Male 713
The park sign said no molesting alligators :O
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Male 580
If you ask me, natural selection should have been allowed to take its course.
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Male 695
Hahahaha! "A gator`s got him! Aw crap..."
Priceless!
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Female 2,196
heard about this already
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Male 3,296
some guys need to die quicker than others

and its not our choice

we shouldnt care is not like we have to bury him

hehe

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Male 17
Ya this is ignorant....
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Male 385
Not going to watch it. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Male 143
I like how the sign restricted alligator molestation. Gooooo immaturity!
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Male 135
I did watch it, although, watching it on abc news makes me feel a lot safer in a way..
Fox scares the living hell out of me.
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Male 79
How about you actually watch the videos before you comment?
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Male 135
I remember seeing this on the news..

Nude `gator fetish?

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Male 19,840
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