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Date: 03/09/08 12:20 PM

46 Responses to Nude Armless Alligator Man

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 9:33 am
    Link: Nude Armless Alligator Man - Naked now-armless man was found swimming with alligators--again. Crack cocaine is a helluva drug.
  2. Profile photo of ViralVids
    ViralVids Male 18-29
    135 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    I remember seeing this on the news..

    Nude `gator fetish?

  3. Profile photo of Bigshorty
    Bigshorty Male 18-29
    79 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    How about you actually watch the videos before you comment?
  4. Profile photo of ViralVids
    ViralVids Male 18-29
    135 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    I did watch it, although, watching it on abc news makes me feel a lot safer in a way..
    Fox scares the living hell out of me.
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    Dude_ Male 13-17
    143 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    I like how the sign restricted alligator molestation. Gooooo immaturity!
  6. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    Not going to watch it. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
  7. Profile photo of BobtheNinja
    BobtheNinja Male 13-17
    17 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    Ya this is ignorant....
  8. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    some guys need to die quicker than others

    and its not our choice

    we shouldnt care is not like we have to bury him

    hehe

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    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    heard about this already
  10. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    696 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    Hahahaha! "A gator`s got him! Aw crap..."
    Priceless!
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    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    If you ask me, natural selection should have been allowed to take its course.
  12. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    The park sign said no molesting alligators :O
  13. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    crazy guy not bad
  14. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    They posted a sign because of this moron. You signs are generally posted for a reason except now we know why this one was posted.
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    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    Good gawd... prime candidate for the darwin awards. he actually said he was one with nature. It would`ve been funny if the 30 footer he was trying to talk to ate him.
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    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Make sure he doesn`t go into stingray infested waters, or he might end up like Steve Irwin.
  17. Profile photo of Spaminator
    Spaminator Male 18-29
    87 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    " Make sure he doesn`t go into stingray infested waters, or he might end up like Steve Irwin."

    If this is supposed to be funny, I must be missing something.

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    purpledbooh Female 18-29
    122 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    hee hee! do not molest the alligaters!
  19. Profile photo of rasputinxxx
    rasputinxxx Male 18-29
    128 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    for some reason I feel sorry for the alligator...first they had Steve Irwin and now this guy
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    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    i have a feeling there`s gonna be a new show on animal planet called "THE GATOR WHISPERER"
  21. Profile photo of Vogt
    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    Lol@Gator Whisperer.


    I want to see a video of that guy getting EATEN by a gator though. Disappointing.

  22. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    487 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    Wow...he`s crazy (obviously). Seriously, though, he needs to be in a mental hospital or something.
  23. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    this is great.
  24. Profile photo of AsianPower
    AsianPower Male 13-17
    11 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    Makes me want to go molest an alligator.
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    2-toed-sloth Male 13-17
    82 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    their gonna make him go to rehab and he`ll say NO NO NO!
  26. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    the joys of being high...
  27. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    also in the story he says when explaining, he was bit by a snake and was looking for an alligator...what the...
  28. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    wow. at least it didnt bite onto his penis x]
  29. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    He`s not armless. O_o
    He just said he lost one of his arms to a gator, not two.
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    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    564 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    "I like how the sign restricted alligator molestation. Gooooo immaturity!"

    I`m pretty sure the word molest can have a meaning other than the one you`re thinking of...lol

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    GeekazoidJ Female 18-29
    39 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 12:02 am
    "He`s bizarre."
    Bizarre= idiotic.

    I like the 911 call recording. It was almost as if the guy had to make sure what was wrong with the guy before saying, "A gator`s got him!"
    Heh.

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    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 1:32 am
    As you do..
  33. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 2:12 am
    If you want to see someone get eaten by an alligator, surf the web for a bit, a year ago I saw a video of this kids dad in India or something pulling out his sons limbs out of the stomache of an alligator one by one, including his head.

    Trust me, you don`t want to see him get eaten by an alligator. :P

  34. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 3:54 am
    haha `suicide by gator`, imagine that on the autopsy report...

    and a 30 foot alligator? are they real?

  35. Profile photo of harshkd
    harshkd Male 30-39
    122 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 5:16 am
    what i don`t get is why the authorities always go after the gator, what did it do wrong? is it supposded to know better?
  36. Profile photo of Sarguy
    Sarguy Male 18-29
    16 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 5:50 am
    Can anyone say "Natural Selection"? Just let the alligator do it`s job and rid the world of one more moron!
  37. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 6:35 am
    treeman VS armless croc man!
  38. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 9:08 am
    He was smoking crock-cocain. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  39. Profile photo of rojodesigner
    rojodesigner Female 30-39
    101 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 9:15 am
    I can understand the talking to the gators...drugs are bad m`kay? BUT why was he naked?
  40. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 10:36 am
    ^ i suppose its his kinda kinkyness?...
  41. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    475 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 11:43 am
    W-What? You guys didn`t know there were gator molestation? Wow, you guys are weird!
  42. Profile photo of darkerninja
    darkerninja Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 11:46 am
    i hope they didnt destroy the gator for taking his arm. what else are you supposed to do when you see a delicious nude crackhead?
  43. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    ^correction, CrOck head
  44. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    March 10, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    oooo i just thought of one- `don`t lock him up, he`s `armless!`
    sorry....
  45. Profile photo of Tankity
    Tankity Male 30-39
    358 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    Sigh. Damn Southerners. He must not have any sisters.
  46. Profile photo of FightTheRage
    FightTheRage Female 18-29
    18 posts
    March 16, 2008 at 2:12 am
    Maybe the alligator was offended by the man wearing clothes, and refused to talk to him untill he took them off...

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