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Date: 03/24/08 12:00 PM

30 Responses to Modern-Day Jesus: Makin` Out

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 11:41 am
    Link: Modern-Day Jesus: Makin` Out - Just in case you forgot what Easter was all about--this video reminds you: Jesus died for you.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 11:43 am
    And here`s a previous clip of Jesus trying to score with His roommate.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    I remember back in our college days. Jesus was always picking up prostitutes and he never payed, good times
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    sabreduelist Male 13-17
    174 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    "I died for him, too."
    "He`s Jewish."
    "..."

    XD

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    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    Still isn`t cool. The guy has a face I`d like to hit with a sledgehammer.
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    No olivia munn in a bra FAIL!!!
  7. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    I died for you.
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    hootie12 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    Why was she on a date with him if she had a boyfriend? lol girls.
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    Hey isn`t Jesus the guy that died on Good Friday, and three days later they rolled the rock away from the cave he was in and he came out and saw his shadow, then professed 6 more weeks of winter? I am not sure..it`s been awhile since I stepped foot into a church.
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    ^^ Noo, you`re thinking of Santa Claus. You know, the fat guy in red they nailed to a cross?

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    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    ^^ a common mistake
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    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    LMFAO.
    Smooth.
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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    Yes.

    Jesus DID, indeed, die for you.

    Someday, you`ll know without a doubt.

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    misstakenID Female 18-29
    98 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    Lol, jesus is a player.
    "I died for you" - Make out with me, I deserve some payment damn it!
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    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    She made out with Jesus!
    Jesus used to be Jewish. Jewsus?
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    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    this was kinda funny...I miss Olivia Munn tho...
  17. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    "wuhhI-I used to be Jewish..."
    *giggle* "No Jeeesus"
    "Yeah long...long time ago yeah"

    Haha loved that part. I love how he said it.

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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    how can someone that doesnt exist die for me?
  19. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    epic fail
  20. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    I didn`t bother watching it. IAB is NOT for religious things!! We`re not all theists - let alone Christians. And what a surprise... it was posted by an adult male living in the U.S.
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    Even if it`s supposed to be a comedy.
  22. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    see, that`s why i don`t date him anymore.
  23. Profile photo of deathbringer
    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    Bekll?
    u bashing on guys in USA?
    why?
    do... do you HATE me? DX
  24. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    March 25, 2008 at 12:58 am
    Hey, that poo`s funny.
    GAME OVER!
  25. Profile photo of steven8124
    steven8124 Male 50-59
    116 posts
    March 25, 2008 at 10:05 am
    Extremely bad taste!!! Get a life.
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    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    March 25, 2008 at 11:12 am
    i gave it a 2. because seeing jesus get a chick drunk to get laid. has some comedic value
  27. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    March 25, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    umm jesus was always jewish...
  28. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    March 25, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    Bekll, get over it.
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 25, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    Deathbringer - the adult ones of our time. They`re less likely to have an open mind about things.
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 25, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    JaundiceCake... LemmethinkNAH.

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