Modern-Day Jesus: Makin` Out

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
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Just in case you forgot what Easter was all about--this video reminds you: Jesus died for you.
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Female 1,984
JaundiceCake... LemmethinkNAH.
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Female 1,984
Deathbringer - the adult ones of our time. They`re less likely to have an open mind about things.
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Female 674
Bekll, get over it.
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Male 651
umm jesus was always jewish...
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Male 690
i gave it a 2. because seeing jesus get a chick drunk to get laid. has some comedic value
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Male 116
Extremely bad taste!!! Get a life.
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Male 909
Hey, that poo`s funny.
GAME OVER!
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Male 397
Bekll?
u bashing on guys in USA?
why?
do... do you HATE me? DX
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Female 1,492
see, that`s why i don`t date him anymore.
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Female 1,984
Even if it`s supposed to be a comedy.
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Female 1,984
I didn`t bother watching it. IAB is NOT for religious things!! We`re not all theists - let alone Christians. And what a surprise... it was posted by an adult male living in the U.S.
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Male 2,113
epic fail
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Male 1,825
how can someone that doesnt exist die for me?
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Female 1,441
"wuhhI-I used to be Jewish..."
*giggle* "No Jeeesus"
"Yeah long...long time ago yeah"

Haha loved that part. I love how he said it.

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Male 306
this was kinda funny...I miss Olivia Munn tho...
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Female 486
She made out with Jesus!
Jesus used to be Jewish. Jewsus?
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Female 98
Lol, jesus is a player.
"I died for you" - Make out with me, I deserve some payment damn it!
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Female 2,074
Yes.

Jesus DID, indeed, die for you.

Someday, you`ll know without a doubt.

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Male 1,263
LMFAO.
Smooth.
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Male 480
^^ a common mistake
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Male 3,301
^^ Noo, you`re thinking of Santa Claus. You know, the fat guy in red they nailed to a cross?

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Male 1,365
Hey isn`t Jesus the guy that died on Good Friday, and three days later they rolled the rock away from the cave he was in and he came out and saw his shadow, then professed 6 more weeks of winter? I am not sure..it`s been awhile since I stepped foot into a church.
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Female 71
Why was she on a date with him if she had a boyfriend? lol girls.
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Male 480
I died for you.
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Male 1,766
No olivia munn in a bra FAIL!!!
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Female 761
Still isn`t cool. The guy has a face I`d like to hit with a sledgehammer.
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Male 174
"I died for him, too."
"He`s Jewish."
"..."

XD

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Male 7,933
I remember back in our college days. Jesus was always picking up prostitutes and he never payed, good times
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Male 20,194
And here`s a previous clip of Jesus trying to score with His roommate.
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Male 20,194
Link: Modern-Day Jesus: Makin` Out [Rate Link] - Just in case you forgot what Easter was all about--this video reminds you: Jesus died for you.
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