Mike Strutter`s Smoketank

Submitted by: LaChica 9 years ago in Funny
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A product perfect for all smokers! Warning: Strong language.
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Male 431
well this was unexpected.
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Male 77
Ah, you countered just about a whole argument with one sentence, being that you decide to put yourself in that position. It`s hard to argue against that point.
I honestly had to do it though, because I laughed when you said you go to bars to pick up chicks while arguing against secondhand smoke. It might have just been the way you worded it, or maybe it`s just because I`m a smoker and found it funny in retrospect, I`m not 100% sure.

Good counter argument though. I could probably go find another study of deaths attributed to this and that...but I won`t do that because I`m pretty sure you could come up with a valid counter argument for anything I throw at you.

I think we`re even. :-)

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Male 4,012
Oh nonononono, I`m not defending that promiscuous sex isn`t a source of diseases. It is.

My rant is more towards smokers who go up in flames when someone attacks their right.

Though yes, to be honest I will be in a similar situation if someone were to attack my right to have promiscuous sex. It is still my decision to put myself in harm`s way.

But as I pointed out, smoking is quite different to airborne diseases, as one is controllable while the other isn`t something you`d realize immediately. People can`t know if that sneeze aimed at you would cause a disease. But people do know that blowing billows of smoke in my direction has a more obvious potential of being harmful and it can be avoided.

But yes Pimptastical, you are absolutely correct with regards to sexual practices.

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Male 77
To Pabasa:
Don`t get me wrong by saying that you`re directly exposed to the std`s at a constant rate, but do you really want something which your rubber doesn`t need to break for you to get?

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Think it over, more people die/have died from airborne diseases than secondhand smoke deaths will be able to cover for hundreds of years. By that time though, more people will have died from the airborne diseases and secondhand smoke will likely NEVER cover that.
I`m not going to give a source for that info because it`s so easily found and really doesn`t take too much brain power to realize it.

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Male 77
Pabasa: I don`t drink I don`t smoke. I go to bars to hook up (and I use rubber too).

July 2007
"Secondhand smoke causes approximately 3,400 lung cancer deaths and 46,000 heart disease deaths in adult nonsmokers in the United States each year."
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"Based on an analysis of national health data, researchers said 20 million adverse health events occur each year as a result of sexual behavior. An additional 30,000 deaths each year are attributable to sexual behavior translating to 2 million years of lost life, according to the study."
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January 2005
What if your rubber breaks or has a hole in it not visible to the human eye in the first place? 49,300 deaths by secondhand smoke versus 30,000 deaths by sex

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Female 377
I think clc2275 is pretty ignorant.
The world isn`t completely stupid, of course there are other air-related dangers. But that doesn`t mean smoking ISN`T one.


And I`d like to point out that just because someone is at a bar doesn`t mean that they are unhealthy. Being at a bar doesn`t suddenly qualify all the people there as alcoholics who chug their lives away. Drinking occasionally and not too much isn`t as damaging as second-hand smoke.
But even if they do, drinking up doesn`t physically damage anyone around them. (Except for if they get violent themselves.)

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Male 4,012
I may be a douche, but I`m a famous one. And a good one at it too.

I don`t drink I don`t smoke. I go to bars to hook up (and I use rubber too). So for me in a bar my health risks apart from unhealthy air are maybe people spreading airborne/contact pathogens and bad dancing (or bad dancefloor). A clean air helps cut down the risk by one.

Having said that, I prefer non-smoking bars for obvious reasons. Non-smokers going to smoking bars - their perogative as well.

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Male 1,244
Nah, hes still a douche
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Male 24
"don`t want smoke in a bar get real ( don`t even try to quote about your health in a bar )"

I`m choosing to have the risks of the things of the bar, not the risk of killing my lungs.

Also, some people do go to bars not for a P--S up. 1 Glass of red wine in the evening is actually healthy. Non smokers have a right not to breath the smoky air, so do it in your own private area.

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Male 73
Pabasa: The only guy cool enough to use the word "Capiche" and not sound like a total douche.
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Male 2,216
That`s the same guy who played Dennis Pennis isnt it? He sure likes doing American accents for a roosterney.
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Male 459
What other health risks are there in a bar?
gastritis, pancreatitis, peptic ulcer, Gout.

cancer of the pancreas, mouth, tongue, and throat.

liver cancer, fatty liver, hepatitis, cirrhosis, and other liver disease.

problems with short-term memory, eye movement, walking, cramps, numbness, tingling, and weakness in your legs and hands.

high blood pressure and strokes.

heart muscle disease or heart failure.

Plus the risk you put yourself and everyone else in if you decide to drive after drinking.

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Male 944
smoking kills dont do it....unless u wanna...then knock urself out! =D but be nice to non smokers!...or not, up to you...but Death aint all so bad =]
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Male 4,012
^ thank for giving it a more proper perspective notsoevil. I now *can* agree.

One issue with smoking is that it follows the person, and is totally controllable. You *can* choose to smoke or not smoke in a place. Of course people are going to chase off the source, unlike needing to chase away carbon monoxide from the roads.

Of course there`s a bigger picture in the case of air issues. But this one is easily controllable (and if education was more widespread with regards to this matter it really shouldn`t exist), and its individuals are more easily attackable.

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Female 101
"Look, I don`t care if you want to smoke, ok? But scientific evidence (and people LOVE scientific evidence) has proven there`s a strong link between smoking and lung cancer, and other lung diseases, even from second hand smoking."

I think his point was more the hypocrisy in which some people fervently go after smokers and completely ignore other air related health issues.

Look up cancer rates of toll booth operators sometimes. I`d doubt all the smokers in the world can even appraoch the amount chemicals pumped out by the vehicles of north america alone.

Is smoking dangerous? Yes. Is it the most dangerous carcinogen out there? Id doubt that as well but I haven`t seen any studies that would even come close to satisfying on that matter.

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Male 2,860
Used to be Dennis Pennis too if I recall correctly cazzy - seen him interviewed and he is soooooo different to any of his characters.
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Male 39
ive met the guy who plays strutter. hes actually really nice and polite!
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Female 1,572
XD....
and that person...
my goodness
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Male 4,012
Wow clc2275 your perspective is amusing. First of all, you shouldn`t be doing EITHER of those things. Any smoker smoking for an hour in a closed area deserves to die, and quite obviously carbon monoxide poisoning is one way to kill yourself. Both are suicide examples. I don`t get your perspective.

I`ve been to both smoking and non-smoking bars, and there`s a clear difference in the air (mind the pun). Tell me what other health risks are there in bars apart from the loud noises (and sex?)

Look, I don`t care if you want to smoke, ok? But scientific evidence (and people LOVE scientific evidence) has proven there`s a strong link between smoking and lung cancer, and other lung diseases, even from second hand smoking. If you want them that`s your perogative, but I don`t, so if the place doesn`t permit smoking don`t kick a big fuss. You just don`t go there. Capiche?

You want to smoke: FINE. But it`s NOT fine to kill me. Go to your garage and smoke yourself silly.

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Male 2,113
not that great but still pretty funny
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Male 41
as a smoker i can see this type of thing being used, only because people are so blind to the real problems around them ,they go after smaller problems till they are blown way out of porportition, don`t want smoke in food fine i won`t smoke in a resturant, don`t want smoke in a bar get real ( don`t even try to quote about your health in a bar ) oh by the way about your so called `test` about how bad smoking is take this test 1.stand next to 1 smoker in a garage have them smoke for 1 hour with all doors and windows closed. 2. next pull your car into the same garage ( stay in the car ) let run for 1 hour with all doors and windows closed and you then tell me what is worse for you. oh yea you won`t be able to because you will be dead from the car exaust. so get off the backs of smokers and go after a real problem.
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Female 46
Gross..
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Male 944
what happens if he like throws up inside?...hehehe
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Male 98
Just watch,by 2020 we`ll all be sporting Aquariums on our heads.
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Female 135
Ha ha ha ha!
And ew at the last part :-/
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Male 166
He couldn`t have done a worse Andrew Dice Clay impersonation if he tried.
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Male 4,012
As an ardent anti-smoking campaigner, I really like this device.

I`m sure if it existed there will be a couple of suckers who`s going to buy it. :-)

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Male 1,497
D`oh Herouk. There is an oxygen tank on his back. He needs to refill it oh...every 5 minutes though... its real tiny ;D
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Male 189
psssst Buzzer...its not real
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Male 472
if it is air tight how does the person breath?
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Female 30
lol that was funny
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Female 101
Urban wraps are much easier for the non tobacco variety of smokeables.

... so im told.

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Male 713
Not just for cigarettes I bet
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Female 1,596
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