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Date: 03/12/08 12:11 AM

34 Responses to Mike Strutter`s Smoketank

  1. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    March 11, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    Link: Mike Strutter`s Smoketank - A product perfect for all smokers! Warning: Strong language.
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    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 12:14 am
    Not just for cigarettes I bet
  3. Profile photo of notsoevil
    notsoevil Female 18-29
    101 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 12:18 am
    Urban wraps are much easier for the non tobacco variety of smokeables.

    ... so im told.

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    Lollipopper Female 13-17
    30 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 12:26 am
    lol that was funny
  5. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 1:38 am
    if it is air tight how does the person breath?
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    herouk87 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 3:34 am
    psssst Buzzer...its not real
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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 3:42 am
    D`oh Herouk. There is an oxygen tank on his back. He needs to refill it oh...every 5 minutes though... its real tiny ;D
  8. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 3:52 am
    As an ardent anti-smoking campaigner, I really like this device.

    I`m sure if it existed there will be a couple of suckers who`s going to buy it. :-)

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    TGPZarquon Male 30-39
    166 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 3:54 am
    He couldn`t have done a worse Andrew Dice Clay impersonation if he tried.
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    TrishIsADork Female 18-29
    135 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 4:06 am
    Ha ha ha ha!
    And ew at the last part :-/
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    horseyplay Male 18-29
    98 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 5:25 am
    Just watch,by 2020 we`ll all be sporting Aquariums on our heads.
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    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 5:55 am
    what happens if he like throws up inside?...hehehe
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    cha-chi13 Female 18-29
    47 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 6:25 am
    Gross..
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    clc2275 Male 40-49
    40 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 7:06 am
    as a smoker i can see this type of thing being used, only because people are so blind to the real problems around them ,they go after smaller problems till they are blown way out of porportition, don`t want smoke in food fine i won`t smoke in a resturant, don`t want smoke in a bar get real ( don`t even try to quote about your health in a bar ) oh by the way about your so called `test` about how bad smoking is take this test 1.stand next to 1 smoker in a garage have them smoke for 1 hour with all doors and windows closed. 2. next pull your car into the same garage ( stay in the car ) let run for 1 hour with all doors and windows closed and you then tell me what is worse for you. oh yea you won`t be able to because you will be dead from the car exaust. so get off the backs of smokers and go after a real problem.
  15. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 7:21 am
    not that great but still pretty funny
  16. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 7:59 am
    Wow clc2275 your perspective is amusing. First of all, you shouldn`t be doing EITHER of those things. Any smoker smoking for an hour in a closed area deserves to die, and quite obviously carbon monoxide poisoning is one way to kill yourself. Both are suicide examples. I don`t get your perspective.

    I`ve been to both smoking and non-smoking bars, and there`s a clear difference in the air (mind the pun). Tell me what other health risks are there in bars apart from the loud noises (and sex?)

    Look, I don`t care if you want to smoke, ok? But scientific evidence (and people LOVE scientific evidence) has proven there`s a strong link between smoking and lung cancer, and other lung diseases, even from second hand smoking. If you want them that`s your perogative, but I don`t, so if the place doesn`t permit smoking don`t kick a big fuss. You just don`t go there. Capiche?

    You want to smoke: FINE. But it`s NOT fine to kill me. Go to your garage and smoke yourself silly.

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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 8:11 am
    XD....
    and that person...
    my goodness
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    cazzy1001 Male 18-29
    39 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 8:53 am
    ive met the guy who plays strutter. hes actually really nice and polite!
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 9:41 am
    Used to be Dennis Pennis too if I recall correctly cazzy - seen him interviewed and he is soooooo different to any of his characters.
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    notsoevil Female 18-29
    101 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 9:50 am
    "Look, I don`t care if you want to smoke, ok? But scientific evidence (and people LOVE scientific evidence) has proven there`s a strong link between smoking and lung cancer, and other lung diseases, even from second hand smoking."

    I think his point was more the hypocrisy in which some people fervently go after smokers and completely ignore other air related health issues.

    Look up cancer rates of toll booth operators sometimes. I`d doubt all the smokers in the world can even appraoch the amount chemicals pumped out by the vehicles of north america alone.

    Is smoking dangerous? Yes. Is it the most dangerous carcinogen out there? Id doubt that as well but I haven`t seen any studies that would even come close to satisfying on that matter.

  21. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 10:21 am
    ^ thank for giving it a more proper perspective notsoevil. I now *can* agree.

    One issue with smoking is that it follows the person, and is totally controllable. You *can* choose to smoke or not smoke in a place. Of course people are going to chase off the source, unlike needing to chase away carbon monoxide from the roads.

    Of course there`s a bigger picture in the case of air issues. But this one is easily controllable (and if education was more widespread with regards to this matter it really shouldn`t exist), and its individuals are more easily attackable.

  22. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 10:31 am
    smoking kills dont do it....unless u wanna...then knock urself out! =D but be nice to non smokers!...or not, up to you...but Death aint all so bad =]
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    Roduku Male 50-59
    450 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 10:52 am
    What other health risks are there in a bar?
    gastritis, pancreatitis, peptic ulcer, Gout.

    cancer of the pancreas, mouth, tongue, and throat.

    liver cancer, fatty liver, hepatitis, cirrhosis, and other liver disease.

    problems with short-term memory, eye movement, walking, cramps, numbness, tingling, and weakness in your legs and hands.

    high blood pressure and strokes.

    heart muscle disease or heart failure.

    Plus the risk you put yourself and everyone else in if you decide to drive after drinking.

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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 11:18 am
    That`s the same guy who played Dennis Pennis isnt it? He sure likes doing American accents for a roosterney.
  25. Profile photo of KisuneKisune
    KisuneKisune Male 13-17
    73 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 11:29 am
    Pabasa: The only guy cool enough to use the word "Capiche" and not sound like a total douche.
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    azzerbdx Male 18-29
    24 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    "don`t want smoke in a bar get real ( don`t even try to quote about your health in a bar )"

    I`m choosing to have the risks of the things of the bar, not the risk of killing my lungs.

    Also, some people do go to bars not for a P--S up. 1 Glass of red wine in the evening is actually healthy. Non smokers have a right not to breath the smoky air, so do it in your own private area.

  27. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    Nah, hes still a douche
  28. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    I may be a douche, but I`m a famous one. And a good one at it too.

    I don`t drink I don`t smoke. I go to bars to hook up (and I use rubber too). So for me in a bar my health risks apart from unhealthy air are maybe people spreading airborne/contact pathogens and bad dancing (or bad dancefloor). A clean air helps cut down the risk by one.

    Having said that, I prefer non-smoking bars for obvious reasons. Non-smokers going to smoking bars - their perogative as well.

  29. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    I think clc2275 is pretty ignorant.
    The world isn`t completely stupid, of course there are other air-related dangers. But that doesn`t mean smoking ISN`T one.


    And I`d like to point out that just because someone is at a bar doesn`t mean that they are unhealthy. Being at a bar doesn`t suddenly qualify all the people there as alcoholics who chug their lives away. Drinking occasionally and not too much isn`t as damaging as second-hand smoke.
    But even if they do, drinking up doesn`t physically damage anyone around them. (Except for if they get violent themselves.)

  30. Profile photo of pimptastical
    pimptastical Male 13-17
    77 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:10 am
    Pabasa: I don`t drink I don`t smoke. I go to bars to hook up (and I use rubber too).

    July 2007
    "Secondhand smoke causes approximately 3,400 lung cancer deaths and 46,000 heart disease deaths in adult nonsmokers in the United States each year."
    Source

    "Based on an analysis of national health data, researchers said 20 million adverse health events occur each year as a result of sexual behavior. An additional 30,000 deaths each year are attributable to sexual behavior translating to 2 million years of lost life, according to the study."
    Source

    January 2005
    What if your rubber breaks or has a hole in it not visible to the human eye in the first place? 49,300 deaths by secondhand smoke versus 30,000 deaths by sex

  31. Profile photo of pimptastical
    pimptastical Male 13-17
    77 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:19 am
    To Pabasa:
    Don`t get me wrong by saying that you`re directly exposed to the std`s at a constant rate, but do you really want something which your rubber doesn`t need to break for you to get?

    \

    Think it over, more people die/have died from airborne diseases than secondhand smoke deaths will be able to cover for hundreds of years. By that time though, more people will have died from the airborne diseases and secondhand smoke will likely NEVER cover that.
    I`m not going to give a source for that info because it`s so easily found and really doesn`t take too much brain power to realize it.

  32. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 3:40 am
    Oh nonononono, I`m not defending that promiscuous sex isn`t a source of diseases. It is.

    My rant is more towards smokers who go up in flames when someone attacks their right.

    Though yes, to be honest I will be in a similar situation if someone were to attack my right to have promiscuous sex. It is still my decision to put myself in harm`s way.

    But as I pointed out, smoking is quite different to airborne diseases, as one is controllable while the other isn`t something you`d realize immediately. People can`t know if that sneeze aimed at you would cause a disease. But people do know that blowing billows of smoke in my direction has a more obvious potential of being harmful and it can be avoided.

    But yes Pimptastical, you are absolutely correct with regards to sexual practices.

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    pimptastical Male 13-17
    77 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    Ah, you countered just about a whole argument with one sentence, being that you decide to put yourself in that position. It`s hard to argue against that point.
    I honestly had to do it though, because I laughed when you said you go to bars to pick up chicks while arguing against secondhand smoke. It might have just been the way you worded it, or maybe it`s just because I`m a smoker and found it funny in retrospect, I`m not 100% sure.

    Good counter argument though. I could probably go find another study of deaths attributed to this and that...but I won`t do that because I`m pretty sure you could come up with a valid counter argument for anything I throw at you.

    I think we`re even. :-)

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    520 Male 13-17
    432 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    well this was unexpected.

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