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Date: 03/04/08 12:35 AM

50 Responses to Man Punched Over Poor Urinal Etiquette

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    March 3, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    Link: Man Punched Over Poor Urinal Etiquette - ``This arose from what I understand to be urinal etiquette,`` said lawyer. In other words keep your eyes on your own peen.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 12:15 am
    The guy should have read this I-A-B post posted a couple months ago. See, I-A-B can save lives.
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    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 12:41 am
    Boys...
  4. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    March 4, 2008 at 12:44 am
    i would have hit him too
  5. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 12:49 am
    Some people just cant learn to use the urinal furthest away from somebody else.

    It`s basic manology. Come on, it`s like in our blood to know these things.

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    jimiyorke Male 18-29
    17 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 12:53 am
    Maybe he punched him because he was laughing at his baby d**k
  7. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
    267 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 1:03 am
    I have to agree with bikerteen. Every real dude know s not to use the urinal next to another dude if there is others free. OH and NEVER EVER sneak a peek.
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    asdfMAXasdf Male 18-29
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    March 4, 2008 at 1:04 am
    Thats what happens when you break urinal etiquette!
  9. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
    267 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 1:05 am
    ^*SORRY I meant if there ARE others free. SORRY again I`m drunk.
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    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    420 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 1:08 am
    YEAH CHRISTCHURCH!!! I used to live there
  11. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 2:23 am
    There are other ways of seeing a penis. The internet, for example.

    If you insist on getting it at the public toilets *very important* turn on your gaydar, attempt eye contact (quite easy, people usually give a quick glimpse of people who just entered the loo) and MAKE SURE HE`S INTERESTED. If he`s not then you deserve a kick in the groin.

    Or actually just go to a toilet with a glory hole and have fun.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 3:39 am
    Please, do not generalize the entire male spectrum. It offends me.
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    JeffyPoo Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 4:10 am
    i whip my fire hose out in the stalls if i dont than it flys all over the place. its insane
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    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 4:38 am
    What kind of vag gets into a fight over "urinal etiquette"? Grow up. >.>
  15. Profile photo of Bullish
    Bullish Male 30-39
    108 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 4:51 am
    Completely justified. Blackcat, how would you feel if you saw your creepy neighbor looking in your bathroom window while using your litter box? This is essentially the same thing.
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    Bullish Male 30-39
    108 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 5:07 am
    Although anything goes at this urinal: http://www.break.com/index/creepy-asian-...
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 5:34 am
    er... its... moving.
    wait, maybe the guy VIDEOTAPING A CHILD USING A PUBLIC URINAL needs to be punched too.
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 5:55 am
    hey if i had a penis and someone `smirked` at it i would punch them too =o
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    wuguwa Male 18-29
    152 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 6:00 am
    proper men`s bathroom etiquette is very important. this just proves it. do you see what happens Larry?!
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    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 6:18 am
    The basic point of the Men`s Bathroom/Urinal Etiquette is simply this: DONT BE GAY! If you act gay, you`re askin` for a whoopin!
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    Kalimdon Male 18-29
    114 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 6:37 am
    He`s been naughty. He needs a spanking.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    March 4, 2008 at 7:23 am
    i woulda prob not punched him,but instead introduced his face to the wall
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    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 7:30 am
    Being a woman, I`ve never had the use the men`s urinal etiquette. But I understand that men don`t enjoy other men looking at their penises? Perhaps a punch is going overboard...anyway, keep your eyes on your own junk, man.
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    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 7:31 am
    Referring to black cat, I agree with Bullish--you and I are females. I don`t think we`re in a place to judge.
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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 10:56 am
    LOL...don`t you know silly man not to use the urinal directly next to one being used? LOL...silly boys.
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    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 11:11 am
    There`s not a man around who wouldn`t react in a similar way. I wouldn`t, but that`s only because I`m increadibly weak :).
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    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 11:28 am
    I would`ve punched him.

    Standard rules. Do not use the urinal next to someone else. If forced to, do not sneak a drating peek at their dick.

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 11:30 am
    Theres nothing wrong with a punch to the face, especially during these circumstances.

    Alternately, it CAN be used as a great conversation starter in the right setting...

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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    goodness
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    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    What is wrong with you people!?!?!? How does that justify violence!?!??! People look with wide eyes at my junk all the time, all you gotta do is turn away and they feel guilty and gay.
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    jmann900 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    LMAO LoofahBoy. I don`t think that too many straight people would use it as a conversation starter, although, without meaning to, I thought of one while typing this.
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    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    "In a pub" Thats all I needed to see to assure that this was a result of sheer stupidity.

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    LOL! Isnt that the risk you always take when using a urinal? Anyway, that guy must have had a really bad day to be so ticked off by some stranger smirking at him.
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    tl;dr


    HAH, just kiddin`. What a sensitive baby. B-|

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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    ^ Horray for failed smilies. -.-
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    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    I wonder if he broke the 1-5-3 rule too.
  37. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    I guess the guy who threw the blows has some hidden and very suppressed mental homosexual tendencies.
  38. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    If I were a dude I`d be curious. lol.
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    what a sthity link.
    1/4
    big deal..
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    cybercow Male 30-39
    106 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    I would punch the faggot too. They`re a plague.
  41. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    1-5-3 rule? Could someone elaborate?
  42. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
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    March 4, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    im noob lol
  43. Profile photo of Grif_91
    Grif_91 Male 13-17
    21 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    Nidonemo. The 1-5-3 rule is the correct order for men in a public restroom to use the urinal. If there is no one using a urinal, you go to the one closes to the wall. If someone followed the "1" then you go to the farthest one from them, IE: 5. If both 1 and 5 are taken, use 3, therefore you are as far from the other men in the bathroom as possible, without having to wait until one or both of them are done.
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    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    "Sentencing Aldridge to 50 hours of community service, Judge Raoul Neave said: "This is exactly the sort of behaviour that makes people afraid to go to town."

    LMAO! Where was this, Mayberry New Zealand? And I wonder which "behaviour" the judge was talking about; the punching or the peeking?

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    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 11:52 pm
    how sad......

    i wouldnt of punched him

    i woulda kicked the poo outa him......

    but thats just me

  46. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 3:06 am
    Eyes forward is the rule.
  47. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 3:07 am
    There are many more but you can look that up. Unwritten code of the urinal. =/
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    wtfstfu Male 13-17
    112 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 7:40 am
    several odd things one u never use the urinal next to another man u go down atleast one and if u cant u use a stall or u wait and omg ur pressing charges over 2 punches lameo and seriously if ur gay and u wanna watch other guys dicks watch porn or else it could be like sexual harrasment
  49. Profile photo of CookieKing
    CookieKing Male 13-17
    77 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    that is crappy/creepy, but i still think punching him is a bit far
  50. Profile photo of PrKitty
    PrKitty Female 18-29
    370 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnOaMC8KH...

    ^ I think he should have watched that...

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