Man Punched Over Poor Urinal Etiquette

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2717636.html?menu=news.quirkies

""This arose from what I understand to be urinal etiquette,"" said lawyer. In other words keep your eyes on your own peen.
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Female 370
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnOaMC8KH...

^ I think he should have watched that...

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Male 77
that is crappy/creepy, but i still think punching him is a bit far
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Male 112
several odd things one u never use the urinal next to another man u go down atleast one and if u cant u use a stall or u wait and omg ur pressing charges over 2 punches lameo and seriously if ur gay and u wanna watch other guys dicks watch porn or else it could be like sexual harrasment
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Male 1,275
There are many more but you can look that up. Unwritten code of the urinal. =/
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Male 1,275
Eyes forward is the rule.
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Male 656
how sad......

i wouldnt of punched him

i woulda kicked the poo outa him......

but thats just me

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Male 1,014
"Sentencing Aldridge to 50 hours of community service, Judge Raoul Neave said: "This is exactly the sort of behaviour that makes people afraid to go to town."

LMAO! Where was this, Mayberry New Zealand? And I wonder which "behaviour" the judge was talking about; the punching or the peeking?

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Male 32
Nidonemo. The 1-5-3 rule is the correct order for men in a public restroom to use the urinal. If there is no one using a urinal, you go to the one closes to the wall. If someone followed the "1" then you go to the farthest one from them, IE: 5. If both 1 and 5 are taken, use 3, therefore you are as far from the other men in the bathroom as possible, without having to wait until one or both of them are done.
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Male 741
im noob lol
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Male 9,305
1-5-3 rule? Could someone elaborate?
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Male 106
I would punch the faggot too. They`re a plague.
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Male 1,866
what a sthity link.
1/4
big deal..
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Female 920
If I were a dude I`d be curious. lol.
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Female 2,074
I guess the guy who threw the blows has some hidden and very suppressed mental homosexual tendencies.
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Male 552
I wonder if he broke the 1-5-3 rule too.
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Female 2,064
^ Horray for failed smilies. -.-
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Female 2,064
tl;dr


HAH, just kiddin`. What a sensitive baby. B-|

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Male 10,440
LOL! Isnt that the risk you always take when using a urinal? Anyway, that guy must have had a really bad day to be so ticked off by some stranger smirking at him.
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Female 472
"In a pub" Thats all I needed to see to assure that this was a result of sheer stupidity.

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Male 43
LMAO LoofahBoy. I don`t think that too many straight people would use it as a conversation starter, although, without meaning to, I thought of one while typing this.
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Male 394
What is wrong with you people!?!?!? How does that justify violence!?!??! People look with wide eyes at my junk all the time, all you gotta do is turn away and they feel guilty and gay.
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Female 1,572
goodness
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Male 3,301
Theres nothing wrong with a punch to the face, especially during these circumstances.

Alternately, it CAN be used as a great conversation starter in the right setting...

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Male 287
I would`ve punched him.

Standard rules. Do not use the urinal next to someone else. If forced to, do not sneak a drating peek at their dick.

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Male 411
There`s not a man around who wouldn`t react in a similar way. I wouldn`t, but that`s only because I`m increadibly weak :).
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Female 1,492
LOL...don`t you know silly man not to use the urinal directly next to one being used? LOL...silly boys.
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Female 331
Referring to black cat, I agree with Bullish--you and I are females. I don`t think we`re in a place to judge.
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Female 331
Being a woman, I`ve never had the use the men`s urinal etiquette. But I understand that men don`t enjoy other men looking at their penises? Perhaps a punch is going overboard...anyway, keep your eyes on your own junk, man.
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Male 2,160
i woulda prob not punched him,but instead introduced his face to the wall
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Male 114
He`s been naughty. He needs a spanking.
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Male 957
The basic point of the Men`s Bathroom/Urinal Etiquette is simply this: DONT BE GAY! If you act gay, you`re askin` for a whoopin!
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Male 152
proper men`s bathroom etiquette is very important. this just proves it. do you see what happens Larry?!
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Female 1,395
hey if i had a penis and someone `smirked` at it i would punch them too =o
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Male 1,420
er... its... moving.
wait, maybe the guy VIDEOTAPING A CHILD USING A PUBLIC URINAL needs to be punched too.
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Male 108
Although anything goes at this urinal: http://www.break.com/index/creepy-asian-...
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Male 108
Completely justified. Blackcat, how would you feel if you saw your creepy neighbor looking in your bathroom window while using your litter box? This is essentially the same thing.
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Female 876
What kind of vag gets into a fight over "urinal etiquette"? Grow up. >.>
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Male 11
i whip my fire hose out in the stalls if i dont than it flys all over the place. its insane
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Male 9,305
Please, do not generalize the entire male spectrum. It offends me.
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Male 4,012
There are other ways of seeing a penis. The internet, for example.

If you insist on getting it at the public toilets *very important* turn on your gaydar, attempt eye contact (quite easy, people usually give a quick glimpse of people who just entered the loo) and MAKE SURE HE`S INTERESTED. If he`s not then you deserve a kick in the groin.

Or actually just go to a toilet with a glory hole and have fun.

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Male 420
YEAH CHRISTCHURCH!!! I used to live there
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Male 267
^*SORRY I meant if there ARE others free. SORRY again I`m drunk.
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Male 34
Thats what happens when you break urinal etiquette!
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Male 267
I have to agree with bikerteen. Every real dude know s not to use the urinal next to another dude if there is others free. OH and NEVER EVER sneak a peek.
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Male 17
Maybe he punched him because he was laughing at his baby d**k
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Male 896
Some people just cant learn to use the urinal furthest away from somebody else.

It`s basic manology. Come on, it`s like in our blood to know these things.

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Male 2,113
i would have hit him too
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Female 469
Boys...
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Male 20,827
The guy should have read this I-A-B post posted a couple months ago. See, I-A-B can save lives.
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Male 20,827
Link: Man Punched Over Poor Urinal Etiquette [Rate Link] - ``This arose from what I understand to be urinal etiquette,`` said lawyer. In other words keep your eyes on your own peen.
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