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Date: 03/27/08 11:35 AM

48 Responses to Man Auctions off His Life on eBay

  1. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 7:16 am
    Link: Man Auctions off His Life on eBay - His house, car, job--even his friends could all be yours! The auction begins June 22, 2008. Hope you have good feedback.
  2. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 11:41 am
    Man...
    Sounds like something I would do...
    Whenever I break up with chicks i completely get rid of everything...but if you were married everything reminds you of them so it would make sense to me ^-^
    Start a new life...SOMEONE FIND THAT AUCTION BTW
  3. Profile photo of roxidied
    roxidied Female 13-17
    322 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 11:41 am
    99p

    Seriously?

  4. Profile photo of lipslip13
    lipslip13 Male 13-17
    123 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 11:42 am
    hahaha my step dad told me about this, that was quite a while ago though =/
    hhmmm... the temptation is growing. XD
  5. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 11:42 am

    Why is he not happy?
    I`d be the happiest guy in the world if I could jump out of planes do everything that guy was doing.

    You think I could have a winning bid of $1.00

    (lmao... kinda makes me wonder what his life is actually going to be worth when this is all said and done.)

  6. Profile photo of SupaGal
    SupaGal Female 18-29
    60 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 11:42 am
    Wow, I wonder how high the bids are gonna go. Might end up like that woman who sold her forehead and got a casino logo tatooed on it.
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    roxidied Female 13-17
    322 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 11:45 am
    He set up a whole site for it...
  8. Profile photo of ManilaRose
    ManilaRose Female 18-29
    192 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 11:47 am
    His life looks interesting enough, but buying it is just too creepy. o.o
  9. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 11:47 am
    Ebay will allow that?
  10. Profile photo of thanatos16
    thanatos16 Male 18-29
    291 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 11:47 am
    auction is not for another 86 days.
  11. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 11:52 am
    If I had the money I`d do it... I`ve got family in Perth and I always wanted to live outside of the US.
  12. Profile photo of DaPhreak
    DaPhreak Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    I think i`m going to wait for something better.
  13. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    @TwilightLies

    Yeah, he`s just selling all of his possessions.

  14. Profile photo of doc1st
    doc1st Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 27, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    What if he is sold to some rich homosexual?
  15. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    ^ Then he is buggered... litteraly
  16. Profile photo of Hitaki
    Hitaki Female 13-17
    103 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    I think that is sooo like humans and their natural behaviors..

    Its going too far (says I anyway), selling your life and everything you have ever owned--because of someone of the opposite sex? I do not think your life will end because of a girl. I dont see how the drama to whatever happened adds to it, either. It`s still pretty...stupid.

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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    careful of the wording for legality sake. dont wanna say, "selling my life" because that can be presumed as you will get him for the rest of his life, not his possessions. he needs to specify exactly what is being sold and what isnt.

    would be cool if you had money saved up (at least $100,000) and were tired of job and possessions. sell everything for $100-200k (most likely what it will go for) and start sorta from scratch, but not hobo poor.

  18. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    hitaki, that is the premise of "emo", life sucks, people break your hearts, and you will never love another human (even if they have only been dating for 2 weeks) ever again.

    if i lost my wife, i would probably be like my mom, single for 15 years now, and that was only a divorce. if i lost my daughter, i would probably want to start a new life to try to forget about it, it would be tough.

  19. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    I`d sell my soul...oh wait I did that..I got married.
  20. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    I would bid but that looks about like my apartment, would be nice to have a replica on the other side of the planet though ;)
  21. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    get a life dude Dont sell it!!!

    i wonder if somebody is seriously onna do it

  22. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    <------- New Pic by the way
  23. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    That`s kinda weird, but it`s his life.
    Would the person get his name also?
  24. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    No wonder his wife left him. He had a stupid hoe-bag painted on his boat. Well, I wonder what other perverse things she found on his computer that led to a divorce...

    Hmm.

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Hay, this guy would be perfect for Estilio. He seems like he wants to be the submissive little slave-boy in the relationship while his wife wears leather and lace. Seriously, why else would he "sell" himself? He`s got some fantasy aright... :P
  26. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    I WISH I HAD THE CASH, I`D BUY IT.
  27. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    I need friends....
    Maybe I can get his. :)
  28. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
  29. Profile photo of matsuri_aka
    matsuri_aka Female 18-29
    252 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    I`d give him $5 and a bag of Doritos. Maybe I`d throw in a a stick of Juicy Fruit, but that`s where I draw the line.
  30. Profile photo of Ahdelil
    Ahdelil Female 18-29
    51 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    That would make an interresting movie in a couple of years. "Man sells his life and goes off to adventure! But little does the buyer of his life know about the troubles awaiting him..." Anyone an amateur screenwriter?
  31. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    i wonder if shipping is free
  32. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    I am getting no sound on this video at all. Strange.
  33. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    Awesome. ITs funny, on eBay you can sell your life but you cant sell used make-up
  34. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    Insannee: Says in there that he isn`t giving up his name.
  35. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    I Think This Is A Risky Idea, You Have To Give Him Some Credit! All His Possesions Will Never Amount To The Petty Cash He Is Gonna Get. He Is Gonna Lose Thousands!
    And The "Hobag On The Side Of His Boat" Is Infact Not A Boat, It`s A Jetski.
  36. Profile photo of RedSuit1
    RedSuit1 Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    Estilo you really have a problem with pictures of other women don`t you. Perhaps he got the boat after his wife left him? or perhaps she approved of it? Just because someone has perverted things doesn`t make them a bad person...
  37. Profile photo of RedSuit1
    RedSuit1 Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    Sorry for the double post... I meant to say Jetski instead of boat.
  38. Profile photo of Ceebs119
    Ceebs119 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 10:31 pm
    Now`s your chance, warcraft kids!
  39. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    it looks like someone needs Jesus in their life.
  40. Profile photo of popchic
    popchic Female 13-17
    226 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 3:33 am
    Before i opened the link, i kept praying the man was Bill Gates...
    Sadly, no :(
  41. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    Alright. I understand the house, the car, whatever. If you don`t want that, ten it`s okay. But, your FRIENDS?? Wtf? Honestly. I don`t think his friends would even appreciate that.
  42. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 7:07 am
    Hes just selling all his stuff.
  43. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 7:09 am
    Still a bit bizare.
  44. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 7:10 am
    I wonder what heel get
  45. Profile photo of Missterilady
    Missterilady Female 18-29
    60 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 7:35 am
    I`ll bid for him. I like a guy without a past.....
  46. Profile photo of RelaxEnjoy
    RelaxEnjoy Male 18-29
    205 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 9:58 am
    soro, he`s just gonna invite the buyer for a drink with his mates or something
    he isnt "selling" them
  47. Profile photo of R080T
    R080T Male 18-29
    114 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 2:41 am
    Holy poo.
  48. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 11:18 am
    if if you excuse me im gonna go "Get a life"


    That pun might of sucked but its worth it.

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