Man Auctions off His Life on eBay

Submitted by: _Requiem_ 8 years ago
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His house, car, job--even his friends could all be yours! The auction begins June 22, 2008. Hope you have good feedback.
There are 48 comments:
Male 301
if if you excuse me im gonna go "Get a life"


That pun might of sucked but its worth it.

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Male 114
Holy poo.
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Male 205
soro, he`s just gonna invite the buyer for a drink with his mates or something
he isnt "selling" them
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Female 60
I`ll bid for him. I like a guy without a past.....
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Male 1,275
I wonder what heel get
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Male 1,275
Still a bit bizare.
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Male 1,275
Hes just selling all his stuff.
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Male 693
Alright. I understand the house, the car, whatever. If you don`t want that, ten it`s okay. But, your FRIENDS?? Wtf? Honestly. I don`t think his friends would even appreciate that.
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Female 226
Before i opened the link, i kept praying the man was Bill Gates...
Sadly, no :(
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Male 506
it looks like someone needs Jesus in their life.
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Male 42
Now`s your chance, warcraft kids!
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Male 134
Sorry for the double post... I meant to say Jetski instead of boat.
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Male 134
Estilo you really have a problem with pictures of other women don`t you. Perhaps he got the boat after his wife left him? or perhaps she approved of it? Just because someone has perverted things doesn`t make them a bad person...
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Female 2,144
I Think This Is A Risky Idea, You Have To Give Him Some Credit! All His Possesions Will Never Amount To The Petty Cash He Is Gonna Get. He Is Gonna Lose Thousands!
And The "Hobag On The Side Of His Boat" Is Infact Not A Boat, It`s A Jetski.
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Female 469
Insannee: Says in there that he isn`t giving up his name.
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Male 7,933
Awesome. ITs funny, on eBay you can sell your life but you cant sell used make-up
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Male 11,740
I am getting no sound on this video at all. Strange.
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Male 1,766
i wonder if shipping is free
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Female 51
That would make an interresting movie in a couple of years. "Man sells his life and goes off to adventure! But little does the buyer of his life know about the troubles awaiting him..." Anyone an amateur screenwriter?
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Female 252
I`d give him $5 and a bag of Doritos. Maybe I`d throw in a a stick of Juicy Fruit, but that`s where I draw the line.
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Male 2,113
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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Male 2,395
I need friends....
Maybe I can get his. :)
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Male 2,781
I WISH I HAD THE CASH, I`D BUY IT.
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Male 3,301
Hay, this guy would be perfect for Estilio. He seems like he wants to be the submissive little slave-boy in the relationship while his wife wears leather and lace. Seriously, why else would he "sell" himself? He`s got some fantasy aright... :P
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Female 2,074
No wonder his wife left him. He had a stupid hoe-bag painted on his boat. Well, I wonder what other perverse things she found on his computer that led to a divorce...

Hmm.

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Female 462
That`s kinda weird, but it`s his life.
Would the person get his name also?
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Male 3,296
<------- New Pic by the way
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Male 3,296
get a life dude Dont sell it!!!

i wonder if somebody is seriously onna do it

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Male 1,111
I would bid but that looks about like my apartment, would be nice to have a replica on the other side of the planet though ;)
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Male 1,365
I`d sell my soul...oh wait I did that..I got married.
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Male 2,703
hitaki, that is the premise of "emo", life sucks, people break your hearts, and you will never love another human (even if they have only been dating for 2 weeks) ever again.

if i lost my wife, i would probably be like my mom, single for 15 years now, and that was only a divorce. if i lost my daughter, i would probably want to start a new life to try to forget about it, it would be tough.

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Male 2,703
careful of the wording for legality sake. dont wanna say, "selling my life" because that can be presumed as you will get him for the rest of his life, not his possessions. he needs to specify exactly what is being sold and what isnt.

would be cool if you had money saved up (at least $100,000) and were tired of job and possessions. sell everything for $100-200k (most likely what it will go for) and start sorta from scratch, but not hobo poor.

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Female 102
I think that is sooo like humans and their natural behaviors..

Its going too far (says I anyway), selling your life and everything you have ever owned--because of someone of the opposite sex? I do not think your life will end because of a girl. I dont see how the drama to whatever happened adds to it, either. It`s still pretty...stupid.

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Male 626
^ Then he is buggered... litteraly
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Male 1
What if he is sold to some rich homosexual?
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Male 455
@TwilightLies

Yeah, he`s just selling all of his possessions.

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Male 14
I think i`m going to wait for something better.
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Female 2,258
If I had the money I`d do it... I`ve got family in Perth and I always wanted to live outside of the US.
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Male 291
auction is not for another 86 days.
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Female 250
Ebay will allow that?
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Female 192
His life looks interesting enough, but buying it is just too creepy. o.o
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Female 322
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Female 60
Wow, I wonder how high the bids are gonna go. Might end up like that woman who sold her forehead and got a casino logo tatooed on it.
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Male 123
hahaha my step dad told me about this, that was quite a while ago though =/
hhmmm... the temptation is growing. XD
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Male 513

Why is he not happy?
I`d be the happiest guy in the world if I could jump out of planes do everything that guy was doing.

You think I could have a winning bid of $1.00

(lmao... kinda makes me wonder what his life is actually going to be worth when this is all said and done.)

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Female 322
99p

Seriously?

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Male 908
Man...
Sounds like something I would do...
Whenever I break up with chicks i completely get rid of everything...but if you were married everything reminds you of them so it would make sense to me ^-^
Start a new life...SOMEONE FIND THAT AUCTION BTW
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Female 469
Link: Man Auctions off His Life on eBay [Rate Link] - His house, car, job--even his friends could all be yours! The auction begins June 22, 2008. Hope you have good feedback.
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