Jesus-Shaped Cheeto Found in Texas

Submitted by: J-Dawg15531 9 years ago in Weird
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2008/03/22/desel.jesus.cheeto.khou

And his name shall be Cheesus.
There are 112 comments:
Male 58
Am I the only who failed to see any semblance of Jesus in that cheeto? >_>
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Male 176
ha! it looks like JC has a boner!
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Male 89
I have been adding my favorite links on IAB to my favorites for a while now... and this makes me wish there was a hate list to add stuff to... for laughs! I hate this bull crap... that non-nice individual could probably sell that cheeto on eBay for $6,000!
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Female 173
`cheesus` LMAO
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Female 156
O_O No way, I think cheetos are some sort of sentient lifeform. That one definitely didn`t want to get eaten, so it transformed into a figure worshipped (sp?) by many. If I got it, I`d just bite the head off >:D PAINFUL AND DELICIOUS DEATHS TO ALL CHEETOS!
(...once I get these braces off ;_;)
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Female 462
LOL.
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Female 360
Hey, looks more Jesus than that rock in Mexico
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Female 105
and i feel the need to point this out...he said it looked like a dog or something...but dog is God backwards, not that God is a dog or anything (I am a Christian...btw).
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Female 105
i remeber one time on ebay i saw a virgin mary cheeto...wat next?
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Male 102
Cheeses of Nazareth
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Male 194
I will crush cheesus, and if he rises I shall devour him for the sins of his people.
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Female 76
i should break into there and set the cheezus on fire and then eat it! buahahahahahaha! *evil*
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Male 778
And the Jesus found in everything excitement is back! Wahoo! ahaha. I can see how they thought it looked like Jesus.. but crap man... people have WAY too much time on their hands.
I doubt jesus sat there thinking "I`m going to manifest my image into a little snack food eaten by people, which is in no way natural or related to the world and the odds of it getting eaten without notice is higher than non.. but there`s a chance."
and thus.. Cheesus`s attempts were not in vain.
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Female 348
cheesus......heh heh
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Female 90
i agree with CheesyQueso
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Female 90
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! damn, what are they gonna find jesus on next? IT`S A FREAKIN` PEICE OF FOOD!! i`d eat it ^_^
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Female 2,196
how would they even know what jesus looks like in the first place
paintings werent made if him until after he died and everyone who saw him was dead
jesus could have had short hair for all they know
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Male 3,369
Proof!

Proof that people are crazy and will see whatever crap they want to!

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Male 108
isnt this some sort of symbol from god? only to worship god himself and nothing else... these retards are worshiping a cheeto...

wtf has the world come to?!?! religious people worshiping a jesus shaped cheeto. its pathetic

(i am not a religious person)

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Male 138
What is he, drating stupid?! It doesn`t even look like a Jesus!
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Female 1,412
I found a crisp that had two eyes and a mouth in it once, and a crisp in the shape of a heart.

I took pictures of both, and eat both (:

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Female 106
i guess this is a good case where you can say, "holy crap!"
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Male 2,440
What`s the big deal? It`s just a Cheeto. Remember that woman who saw the Virgin Mary on her grill cheese sandwich? She`s made a sh^t-ton of money off of it because people are DUMB.

I saw James Dean in a bowl of Cheerios one time. It was a tastey breakfast. : )

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Male 10,440
THIS ISN`T NEWS! but it was funny.
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Female 2,074
"This one just remined me of Chessus, I mean...Jesus..sorry..."

LOL

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Male 1,361
cheesus christ, i think the link changed it about iraqi conflict now
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Female 7
holy crap.........
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Male 407
CHEESUS.WOW.
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Female 1,832
This is utter POO! I hate this kind of crap! Don`t they think that if Jesus really wanted to be seen that he would REALLY use a freaking CHEETO to do it?? BAH! Stupid stupid stupid!!
And the noob actually had a friggin` case and everything for it. Gimme a dam break...
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Male 2,159
Doi, didn`t you guys ever hear of Cheesetianity?
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Female 731
Wow...what I found surprising is ...
...he keeps it in a box...


...a fudging box!

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Male 553
i cant seem to see the video is there a link to it somewhere else?
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Male 1,766
ya caus if i was a omnipotent god i carve my image into snack foods
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Female 1,890
HAH I HAD THE FIRST EATING POST :->
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Male 66
*Bites head off* WHERE`S YOUR GOD NOW, BITCH???
Seriously, wtf, when will people open they`re eyes? "ZOMG, look, that toast has Jesus in it! And that cheeto is shaped like Jesus! Oh wait, I just farted, AND IT SMELLS LIKE JESUS!!"
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Female 1,890
i wanna jump into his house and go NOM NOM NOM on his cheeto
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Male 510
Congratulations CNN, you`ve finally drating done it. You`ve done a news report on a single drating Cheetoh. This is the end of news. There is no more.
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Female 59
*sigh* everything has to be christian. You never hear about Buddha toast or Moses birthmarks
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Female 429
wow :D
hahahaha
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Male 3
Apparently, breaking news is some overweight idiot who thinks his cheese snack is shaped like his lord.

I`m sure if Jesus were real and spreading his influence, he would have a little more dignity then to manifest himself as a cheese doodle for this douchebag.

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Male 4,680
The worrying thing was that CNN actually reported on it.
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Male 474
"Isn`t this a bit old...all this food that looks like Jesus or whatever. I mean its prolly fake anyways."

THAT IS MY LINE!!

Seriously? Fake? Who makes a fake cheeto jesus who also happens to have a giant donkey c**k?

At least use some common sense man! I created my IAB identity as a recalcitrance to all the posts i see on these forums about how crap is fake all the time.

So here you have it, the fake totaly made up Cheesus (now with giant donkey schlong attachment!).
Besides, here in Cincinnati we have the market cornered in Dairy Jesus. Behold! The Big Butter Jesus!!!

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Male 1,024
HAHA!
I was "fixin" to put in my mouth like this...
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Female 289
okasen LMAO!!! Also, that is hardly breaking news! Lets not cover something important, no, lets put a news story up about a drating cheeto! Still, its nice this reminds me of Homer simpson yelling "Save me Jeebus!," and thats always a good thing.
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Female 180
Interpretation is the best :D

Haha! Cheesus! Lol!

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Male 724
/facepalm
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Female 313
hahahaha
And his name shall be cheesus xD
omfg, that was brilliant and made me seriously LOL! Thanks IAB! :D
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Male 15
Wow, it`s things like this that give Christianity a bad name. Not like Christianity is against idol worship or anything! like maybe, Jesus shaped Cheetos!?
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Female 3,001
okasen
you dont like christians?
thats abit of a generalisation
and mean :(


oh yea and this
hahahahahahahahaha

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Female 311
It`s just a thing about Tibet now. :( I want a Jesus cheeto news story.
I think Cheetos are American Wotsits. :D Haha we have stupid names for things.
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Male 555
Must have been a REALLY slow newsday for CNN...
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Male 901
Save me, cheesus!
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Female 469
Lol, laughed when he said he first just thought it was a dog. He must spend a lot of time in inspecting his cheetos before he eats them...
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Female 601
I like how people pick out the parts they want to pick out. The guy even said he doesn`t think it`s a miracle, it`s just something cool to find. This isn`t a reflection on Christianity, it`s not a reason to claim that those who believe in God are stupid, it`s just a f*cking cheeto. Get over yourselves.

Cheesus, people. It`s like finding a rock that looks like a heart, it`s more interesting than your average, everyday rock.

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Male 41
Isn`t this a bit old...all this food that looks like Jesus or whatever. I mean its prolly fake anyways.
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Female 312
WTF CNN... You used to have my respect. No longer..
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Male 15
This is why every negative American stereotype has a 10-gallon hat and a goofy Southern/Texan accent. Goddamn inbred, hillbilly retards. We should have just let the South secede.
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Male 724
"I love how it says "BREAKING NEWS VIDEOS FROM CNN"" - My thoughts exactly.
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Male 1,263
Boo...

Cheesus is overrated.

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Male 3,631
Uncanny geometric tribute to this classic phonetic-inversion:

First he saw dog, before realizing it could also be god!

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Female 523
Jesus or Fetus? i say the latter.

And people wonder why i don`t like christians. Pagans don`t find religous crap in their food. imagine a wiccan eating oreos

*takes top off of oreo*
OMG theres a full moon in my oreo!
*takes top off another oreo(
OMG another one!

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Male 300
Sorry but I don`t see Jesus in that cheeto...
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Male 734
The next person to find a holy figure in a mundane item is going to have my holy foot shoved up their holy åsses.

If you want MY opinion, it looks more like a famous Buddha from the side.

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Female 665
with the weird shapes that the Cheetos come in, i dont find it surprising to have someone finally see a Jesus in the Cheeto... and i love how someone said it looked like Lt Dan.
i also dont think it`s worth being CNN`s *breaking news*.... i`m sorry... but they just did a breaking news on a Cheeto...
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Male 2,216
What a fool. It looked more like a hippo or an embryo or something.

Then again this guy`s artwork on the walls indicate he thinks Jesus was white, so heh.

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Male 292
And everyone has been saying Jesus is black...

p.s. Jesus wasn`t a very good carpenter.

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Male 822
up next easter bunny races!
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Female 466
5 bucks it`ll be on ebay or some rich nut will just have to have it!! "Cheeto sells for X thousands of dollars!", and we`ll be surprised of course.....
Not!
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Female 447
I found many penis shaped cheetos, but only one with balls intact.
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Female 1,070
LAWL

Cheesus

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Male 909
Hmm....
Just yesterday I saw Jesus on a tree stump.

Look forward to seeing me on CNN soon, folks.

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Male 891
+1 for Lt Dan
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Female 296
id eat it. mmmmm cheesus
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Male 896
Cheesus tells me to kill things...
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Male 695
this is the biggest threat to america. the uncontrolled growth of stupidity.
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Male 123

hahahah

Cheesus...

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Male 1,152
lol @ eating a holey Cheeto. Yea but those things are nasty, really...they are
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Male 3,296
wth dey gonna do

sell it on ebay???

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Male 2,113
oh come on i find those all the time
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Male 3,296
Cnn has yet another slow news day

LAst | Damn YOu
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Male 123
Breaking news?
They`ll air anything won`t they?
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Female 1,492
yeah cuz this is how Jesus wants to show us he`s still around.
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Male 2,076
"serving the stomach instead of the soul"


bwahahahahahahahahahaha


no.

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Female 116
It doesn`t even look like Jesus.
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Female 450
Ya, if I see God, I want him to speak to me. Having the Lord and Saviour appearing in my daily meal is not gonna cut it for me.
Last thing I need is to feel guilty about eating a holy cheeto. :/
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Male 2,576
Cheesus HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
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Male 7,933
i thought it was just the mexicans who saw mary in their tortillas
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Male 41
lt. dan!!! yesss
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Male 666
I say it looks like a leg-amputee homeless guy begging on the streets, aka, Lt. Dan.
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Male 1,629
i got a cheeto like that, saw who it looked like and took immediate joy in eating his head and stomping the rest yum...
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Female 192
lol lt dan.
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Male 650
That was one retarded looking cheesus.
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Male 686
I saw no Cheesus. All I saw was some Pakistani people celebrating some judges being released from jail.
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Male 392
it was a fetus!
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Male 570
that`s texas for ya...
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Female 920
i shall praise cheesus till the day i die.
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Male 287
Good God Not again (no pun intended)
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Male 103
What happened to using religion as a means to enrich the life? Now, it`s all commercialism and 15 min. of fame...I`m just outdone.

We found Cheesus! Let`s expand the church!

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Male 564
Ah well. I love it when God spells things out in my alphabet soup.

Haha.

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Male 629
lol. agreed with the Cheesus and breaking news part. i guess as long as it doesn`t hurt anybody...
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Female 38
i love how they needed the mexican lady`s testimonial to confirm that it in fact looked like jesus.
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Male 1,837
wow,

what? all i needed to say was wow.

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Male 12
Not sure if its awesome or just wrong.
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Female 761
WHAT THE HELL? I should get a word copyright. My friend and I came up with Cheesus. "Jesus... Cheesus... Cheesus Crust I love pizza!"

Ah well. I love it when God spells things out in my alphabet soup.

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Male 3,301
Behold the power of Cheesus!

Thats probably the corniest thing I`ve heard all year.
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Male 35
I trust in Cheesus please bless me in you cheesy powers.and change my water into a cruchy snack
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Male 328
FAIL
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Male 207
this is funny :)
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Female 451
oh my god. people are really stupid.
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Female 75
i love how it says "BREAKING NEWS VIDEOS FROM CNN"

i don`t think a cheeto jesus is really breaking news.

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Male 3,301
"And his name shall be Cheesus."

Ugh... *smacks forehead*

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Male 122
Link: Jesus-Shaped Cheeto Found in Texas [Rate Link] - And his name shall be Cheesus.
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