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Date: 03/29/08 06:10 PM

103 Responses to It`s Official: We`re All Silly Monkeys

  1. Profile photo of m-mac
    m-mac Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    Link: It`s Official: We`re All Silly Monkeys - Mind-opening video clip that proves, no matter how much we deny it, we`re just silly little monkeys roaming the Earth.
  2. Profile photo of SystemFail
    SystemFail Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    I like monkeys!
  3. Profile photo of SystemFail
    SystemFail Male 13-17
    108 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    It`s nice how IAB puts links on later in the day, now i have a chance for first post!
  4. Profile photo of LogosNaki
    LogosNaki Male 18-29
    39 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    System; enjoy your flaming.

    Seen this before. Quite interesting, but it gets a little dull about half-way through.

  5. Profile photo of thecaptain93
    thecaptain93 Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    I am almost certain this is a repost, and what`s wrong with being a monkey who can hate? Show your true colours and throw feces at those you hate, just like your ancestors once did!
  6. Profile photo of CynicalDog
    CynicalDog Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    so true, i like this and i think i saw fsm
  7. Profile photo of Viruzzzps
    Viruzzzps Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    That wasn`t mind-opening, and didn`t prove anything. In all of what he said, he didn`t say Why we`re still monkeys, he just kept saying that we were. No proof anywhere.
  8. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    repost, from awhile ago.
    And monkeys make stupid monkey videos and expect other monkeys to watch
  9. Profile photo of MykDude
    MykDude Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    I like how he talks from the view of how an alien would see us.
  10. Profile photo of alice_
    alice_ Female 13-17
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    "he didn`t say Why we`re still monkeys, he just kept saying that we were. No proof anywhere."

    He wasn`t trying to prove anything, just make a point.

    And a point well made.

  11. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    meh..............prety boring just a guy calling us monkeys and making me mad
  12. Profile photo of summerfly
    summerfly Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    But...we`re apes

    Monkeys have tails

    :)

  13. Profile photo of randomness07
    randomness07 Female 18-29
    280 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    STOP CALLING ME A DAMN MONKEY!
  14. Profile photo of zabukashi
    zabukashi Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    "But...we`re apes

    Monkeys have tails"

    Exactly, video disproven! :D

  15. Profile photo of mrjerrio
    mrjerrio Male 13-17
    101 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    the monkeys make comment rooms and argue about monkey things.
  16. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    It all seems pretty silly on the outside looking in.
  17. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    Oooh oooh oooh... AAAH AAAH AAAH!
  18. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    Damnitt primetimekin, you stole what i was going to post!
  19. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    OOo monkeys with guns!
    Long time scince I saw this.
  20. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    LOL this was a great monkey story1
  21. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    For a monkey the guy who made this video sure likes to incite discussions and debates between other monkeys. He hates monkeys or something?
  22. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    "We have tails..." Shut up, you`re just in denile, we`re no different. 2 other things: 1) Chimps, area apes
    2) YAY MONKIES!!!

    Also, humans are currently SO drating full of themeselves, they they do not, in fact, include themselves in the list of the great apes. Theres only 4; Bonobos, chimpanzies, gorillas, and orangutans.

  23. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    I wanna be one of those monkeys with the big red ass!
  24. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    I`ll paint your ass red if you want!

    Might as well have been me who said it, someone was bound to!

    And yeah. Old, and a repost but true enough! did we ever find out who`s imaginary god was bigger?

  25. Profile photo of Moopgasm
    Moopgasm Male 18-29
    250 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    that blew my mind
  26. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    isn`t this a repost?
  27. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    awesome
  28. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    hey, i liked it.
  29. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    Monkeys make me angry. I really dont know why, i JUST CANT STAND MONKEYS
  30. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    WE ARE CURRENTLY CELEBRATING THE GREAT REPOST WEEK...
  31. Profile photo of Rizel
    Rizel Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    Damn dirty apes!
  32. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    You`d hate me then..I`m starting to look like Roddy Mcdowell in Planet of the Ape`s.

    What about monkeys on motorbikes? Thats awesome!

  33. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    monkey hives lol
  34. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    Who agree`s with me when I say that video is the epitome of annoying?
  35. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    That video made me laugh because it points out that a lot of what we do as humans is pretty stupid.

    I didn`t agree with all of it, but that guy`s delivery really made it work.

  36. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    i only like the portuguese subtitles, other than that, that was boring
  37. Profile photo of Earlyman
    Earlyman Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    Macaca monkies have no tails, c`mm you knew someonehad to say it, beside I love mokies especially SWAT Monkies!!!! No can`t get that musicou of my head. knw what it is???
  38. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    Old, Old, Old as f-u-c-k
  39. Profile photo of Grim-Reaper7
    Grim-Reaper7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    that was pretty cool and i never notice that there reposts why does everyone have to point out that their reposts but it said alot of true stuff i think it was all true in the right perspective
  40. Profile photo of tidalkr4ken
    tidalkr4ken Male 13-17
    4 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    a monkey is telling us that we`re monkeys
  41. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    why`s the monkey calling me a monkey!
  42. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    Not bad except for the word "monkeys" being repeated in EVERY DAMN SENTENCE! That`s kinda how I feel about our society, but the video only criticizes our lifestyle and self-awareness, etc. How about suggesting some solutions, oh the all-knowing narrator?
  43. Profile photo of GH4ND1
    GH4ND1 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    this monkey would like to know if any of the other monkeys know the name of the song in the video. I saw california guitar trio perform it, and it`s on my ipod but i don`t know its name but ohhhh how i love it.

    if some1 would message the title to me that would be awesome. kthnxbi

  44. Profile photo of Zelkari
    Zelkari Male 18-29
    68 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    How long until someone argues "we arn`t monkeys" and ignores the point of the video?
  45. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    Damn you all.. damn you all to hell!!!!
  46. Profile photo of gothamgirl
    gothamgirl Female 13-17
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    March 29, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    excellent, simplified humanity, with the word monkey put in to piss off all those monkeys described in it. And I liked the little Hamlet part, that made me happy.
  47. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 11:45 pm
    I enjoyed it. I think it makes some great points. Especially
    "The Monkeys have great potential... if only they`d just apply it.."
    Society is getting lazy, and we Monkeys are.. I guess you could say neglecting our potential intelligence. We`d be on Mars now if it hadn`t been for us Monkeys hating each other and acting like... well... monkeys.
  48. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 11:49 pm
    Of course you saw FSM. His Noodly Appendage guides us constantly from beyond
  49. Profile photo of witchawitcha
    witchawitcha Female 13-17
    347 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 11:53 pm
    "and rape their planet like there`s no tomorrow" lol good point i like how it speeds up as it gets towards the end
  50. Profile photo of witchawitcha
    witchawitcha Female 13-17
    347 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 11:55 pm
    somebody post name of the song plz? thx :)
  51. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:00 am
    damn that was boring and not funny
  52. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:35 am
    are gorillas just obese monkeys
  53. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2008 at 1:12 am
    "And yeah. Old, and a repost but true enough! did we ever find out who`s imaginary god was bigger?"

    Raptor Jesus.

  54. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2008 at 2:10 am
    Right into the faces of die hard christians who believe the earth was created in 7 days.
  55. Profile photo of Retaw
    Retaw Male 18-29
    89 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 2:52 am
    f*cking old?
  56. Profile photo of Paraply
    Paraply Female 13-17
    10 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 3:10 am
    I love Ernie Cline.
  57. Profile photo of witchawitcha
    witchawitcha Female 13-17
    347 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 3:57 am
    wtf ^^
  58. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2008 at 4:15 am
    DANCE MONKEYS DANCE
  59. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 4:55 am
    all good except the religion part.......why?!?!....sigh...i guess people do these things....
  60. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2008 at 5:23 am
    Holy Sh*t.

    Repost much!

    Don`t the people who post here anymore bother to do a simple search to see if the clip has been posted here before?

  61. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 5:34 am
    So right
  62. Profile photo of Funbox20
    Funbox20 Male 13-17
    165 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 5:36 am
    ...it may be a repost, but some people mightn`t have seen it
  63. Profile photo of Funbox20
    Funbox20 Male 13-17
    165 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 5:38 am
    ^^ i-am-(Such and such): I like the name LOL!
  64. Profile photo of ianbeany1989
    ianbeany1989 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2008 at 5:49 am
    If I hear the word "Monkey" again in the next year I think I`ll cry. I GET THE POINT!
    And it`s probably just me being English but his accent couldn`t be more annoying if he tried
  65. Profile photo of JeanaH
    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 5:58 am
    I know a hobo who thinks he`s a monkey. Inside, we are all monkeys. Now, who wants a banana?
  66. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    March 30, 2008 at 6:35 am
    Not even the least bit mind opening
  67. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    March 30, 2008 at 6:36 am
    No proof at all.
  68. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    March 30, 2008 at 6:36 am
    Stupid and a Repost
  69. Profile photo of anGiE_O_o
    anGiE_O_o Female 13-17
    488 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 6:58 am
    wow
  70. Profile photo of Mrsparks795
    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
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    March 30, 2008 at 7:31 am
    REPOST! i really liek this vid. it shows poeple how stupid we really are. DANCE MONKEYS, DANCE!
  71. Profile photo of tedweird
    tedweird Male 18-29
    298 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 7:49 am
    DANCEM, MACACOS, DANCEM!!!

    munna start saying that...

  72. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2008 at 8:31 am
    "No proof at all."

    NO YOU MUST DISPROVE IT OLOLOLOLOLOL

  73. Profile photo of Cyan00
    Cyan00 Female 18-29
    24 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 8:39 am
    Monkeys monkeys monkeys xD
  74. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2008 at 8:42 am
    An argument that was made using no proof needs no proof to disprove. Therefore this video has been disproven.

    Clearly it was made by someone who hates everything to do with humanity. That was the opposite of inspirational. Even though it was very cool, the video was crap.

  75. Profile photo of Assist
    Assist Male 13-17
    16 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:29 am
    Sweet. We`re all monkeys. Sweet, sweet monkey looooove B-).
  76. Profile photo of bobclean
    bobclean Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2008 at 9:40 am
    Great video!! Anybody know what the music is in the background??
  77. Profile photo of cuttooth
    cuttooth Male 13-17
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    March 30, 2008 at 10:06 am
    I was bored, now I`m just filled with despair. Thanks IAB.
  78. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    March 30, 2008 at 10:06 am
    Reminded me of destroy all humans, the way they kept calling humans "pathetic monkeys".

    That aside this video is so painfully true. It sums up absolutely everything about humans into a couple of minutes.

  79. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:10 am
    Yeah, great, exept that we`re NOT EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS!!! We`re evolved from the same ancestor as monkeys and apes, how come nobody realizes that? (Someone might have said this before, but I can`t be bothered to read all the comments)
  80. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:43 am
    Hah Let`s throw feces at each other.

    I think the strongest argument as to why we aren`t monkeys is the fact that no one`s ever thrown feces at me. That wasn`t a monkey.

  81. Profile photo of Missterilady
    Missterilady Female 18-29
    60 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:59 am
    Soooo if we`re all monkeys, why don`t we all like bananas?
  82. Profile photo of Terp00
    Terp00 Male 13-17
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    March 30, 2008 at 11:02 am
    You don`t like bananas Missterilady?!?! You deny your monkey heritage!


    BTW this is a repost.

  83. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    Personally i preffer Agent Smith`s rant: ...Not actualy mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply. And you multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.
  84. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    Its funny to watch all the butthurt godfags crying and whining in these comments.

    I AIENT NO MONKEY BOY! I SAID I AIENT NO MONKEY!

  85. Profile photo of TGPZarquon
    TGPZarquon Male 30-39
    166 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    Obviously, the video`s maker read a lot of Robert A. Wilson`s work, as he`s been saying this stuff in his book for years. However, RAW makes the connection that this guy didn`t bother to - that we display a lot of the same primate behavior that`s observed in monkeys.
  86. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    That pretty much sums it all up. Those monkeys did a great job on that vid.
  87. Profile photo of lucidmirror
    lucidmirror Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    wow, this sounds like something that could`ve been written by Vonnegut, therefore I love it.
  88. Profile photo of skeeterou
    skeeterou Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    the song is "music for a Found Harmonium" by the Penguin Cafe Orchestra.
  89. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    lol i thought it was gonna talk about evolution, but it just complimeted my deadily good looks, GOD DAM I AM BORED!!!!
  90. Profile photo of ProSlacker
    ProSlacker Male 18-29
    92 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    As a clever redneck once said: Wrong, wrong, all wrong! Evolution is wrong, evolution is a sin! All wrong wrong wrong.

  91. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    hehe i loveish this video i cant remember who gave me the link before tho... it was in one of the forumz... eather way enjoyable video
  92. Profile photo of Earlyman
    Earlyman Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    "Music for a found Harmonium" by "Peguin Cafe Orchestra" ...your all monkeys espesially those who hae nthing better to do than curse about reposts and bythe way. monkey monkey monkey monkey
  93. Profile photo of beaman
    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    I wish i were a "real monkey". No problems, eih?
  94. Profile photo of beaman
    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    BTW, isn`t this site supposed to be about fun, and the removal of boredom. Some are seriously serious. Too bad for them.
  95. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
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    March 30, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    What was the point of that again?
  96. Profile photo of Midas-Method
    Midas-Method Male 18-29
    46 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    And how!
  97. Profile photo of bobclean
    bobclean Male 18-29
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    March 31, 2008 at 4:50 am
    Thanks Earlyman & Skeeterou. I have heard this tune many times, and not known what it was. I am happy!!
  98. Profile photo of damokiwi
    damokiwi Male 40-49
    75 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 7:21 am
    Funny and bang on the monkey er money.
  99. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
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    March 31, 2008 at 8:21 am
    ive had this thought in my head since i was a wee little lad...

    like, 7 years ago...

    damn monkeys...and, if i may

  100. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
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    March 31, 2008 at 9:51 am
    The monkeys post in the monkey website avout the video that tells them they are monkeys
  101. Profile photo of Wildform
    Wildform Male 13-17
    43 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 10:19 pm
    IR GLAD I CUN BE BRAYNY ENUGH TO UNDERSOOD THIS LOL?
  102. Profile photo of asdas
    asdas Male 13-17
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    April 1, 2008 at 11:49 am
    You are all drating retarded! not unless you pointed the fact that this is not a video on evolution or we came from monkeys. Hes merely saying that we are animals. We are not superior creatures we are just animals who have consciousness. And with this consciousness we learned to become stupid and create chaos to the world and people around us. sheeeesssshh is that even hard to comprehend???
  103. Profile photo of Meh110
    Meh110 Male 13-17
    292 posts
    May 17, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    Monkeys ftw!

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