It`s Official: We`re All Silly Monkeys

Submitted by: m-mac 9 years ago in Funny
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Mind-opening video clip that proves, no matter how much we deny it, we"re just silly little monkeys roaming the Earth.
There are 103 comments:
Male 292
Monkeys ftw!
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Male 2
You are all drating retarded! not unless you pointed the fact that this is not a video on evolution or we came from monkeys. Hes merely saying that we are animals. We are not superior creatures we are just animals who have consciousness. And with this consciousness we learned to become stupid and create chaos to the world and people around us. sheeeesssshh is that even hard to comprehend???
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Male 43
IR GLAD I CUN BE BRAYNY ENUGH TO UNDERSOOD THIS LOL?
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Male 944
The monkeys post in the monkey website avout the video that tells them they are monkeys
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Male 426
ive had this thought in my head since i was a wee little lad...

like, 7 years ago...

damn monkeys...and, if i may

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Male 75
Funny and bang on the monkey er money.
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Male 80
Thanks Earlyman & Skeeterou. I have heard this tune many times, and not known what it was. I am happy!!
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Male 46
And how!
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Male 3,310
What was the point of that again?
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Male 110
BTW, isn`t this site supposed to be about fun, and the removal of boredom. Some are seriously serious. Too bad for them.
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Male 110
I wish i were a "real monkey". No problems, eih?
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Male 164
"Music for a found Harmonium" by "Peguin Cafe Orchestra" ...your all monkeys espesially those who hae nthing better to do than curse about reposts and bythe way. monkey monkey monkey monkey
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Female 498
hehe i loveish this video i cant remember who gave me the link before tho... it was in one of the forumz... eather way enjoyable video
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Male 92
As a clever redneck once said: Wrong, wrong, all wrong! Evolution is wrong, evolution is a sin! All wrong wrong wrong.

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Male 2,506
lol i thought it was gonna talk about evolution, but it just complimeted my deadily good looks, GOD DAM I AM BORED!!!!
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Male 11
the song is "music for a Found Harmonium" by the Penguin Cafe Orchestra.
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Female 59
wow, this sounds like something that could`ve been written by Vonnegut, therefore I love it.
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Male 354
That pretty much sums it all up. Those monkeys did a great job on that vid.
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Male 166
Obviously, the video`s maker read a lot of Robert A. Wilson`s work, as he`s been saying this stuff in his book for years. However, RAW makes the connection that this guy didn`t bother to - that we display a lot of the same primate behavior that`s observed in monkeys.
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Male 3,255
Its funny to watch all the butthurt godfags crying and whining in these comments.

I AIENT NO MONKEY BOY! I SAID I AIENT NO MONKEY!

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Male 477
Personally i preffer Agent Smith`s rant: ...Not actualy mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply. And you multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.
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Male 46
You don`t like bananas Missterilady?!?! You deny your monkey heritage!


BTW this is a repost.

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Female 60
Soooo if we`re all monkeys, why don`t we all like bananas?
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Male 1,003
Hah Let`s throw feces at each other.

I think the strongest argument as to why we aren`t monkeys is the fact that no one`s ever thrown feces at me. That wasn`t a monkey.

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Male 686
Yeah, great, exept that we`re NOT EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS!!! We`re evolved from the same ancestor as monkeys and apes, how come nobody realizes that? (Someone might have said this before, but I can`t be bothered to read all the comments)
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Male 4,680
Reminded me of destroy all humans, the way they kept calling humans "pathetic monkeys".

That aside this video is so painfully true. It sums up absolutely everything about humans into a couple of minutes.

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Male 6
I was bored, now I`m just filled with despair. Thanks IAB.
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Male 80
Great video!! Anybody know what the music is in the background??
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Male 16
Sweet. We`re all monkeys. Sweet, sweet monkey looooove B-).
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Male 10,440
An argument that was made using no proof needs no proof to disprove. Therefore this video has been disproven.

Clearly it was made by someone who hates everything to do with humanity. That was the opposite of inspirational. Even though it was very cool, the video was crap.

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Female 24
Monkeys monkeys monkeys xD
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Male 1,455
"No proof at all."

NO YOU MUST DISPROVE IT OLOLOLOLOLOL

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Male 298
DANCEM, MACACOS, DANCEM!!!

munna start saying that...

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Male 326
REPOST! i really liek this vid. it shows poeple how stupid we really are. DANCE MONKEYS, DANCE!
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Female 488
wow
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Male 1,275
Stupid and a Repost
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Male 1,275
No proof at all.
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Male 1,275
Not even the least bit mind opening
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Female 406
I know a hobo who thinks he`s a monkey. Inside, we are all monkeys. Now, who wants a banana?
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Male 205
If I hear the word "Monkey" again in the next year I think I`ll cry. I GET THE POINT!
And it`s probably just me being English but his accent couldn`t be more annoying if he tried
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Male 165
^^ i-am-(Such and such): I like the name LOL!
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Male 165
...it may be a repost, but some people mightn`t have seen it
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Male 1,053
So right
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Male 2,372
Holy Sh*t.

Repost much!

Don`t the people who post here anymore bother to do a simple search to see if the clip has been posted here before?

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Male 551
all good except the religion part.......why?!?!....sigh...i guess people do these things....
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Female 2,249
DANCE MONKEYS DANCE
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Female 347
wtf ^^
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Female 10
I love Ernie Cline.
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Male 89
f*cking old?
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Male 1,623
Right into the faces of die hard christians who believe the earth was created in 7 days.
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Male 2,486
"And yeah. Old, and a repost but true enough! did we ever find out who`s imaginary god was bigger?"

Raptor Jesus.

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Male 690
are gorillas just obese monkeys
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Male 208
damn that was boring and not funny
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Female 347
somebody post name of the song plz? thx :)
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Female 347
"and rape their planet like there`s no tomorrow" lol good point i like how it speeds up as it gets towards the end
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Male 604
Of course you saw FSM. His Noodly Appendage guides us constantly from beyond
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Male 778
I enjoyed it. I think it makes some great points. Especially
"The Monkeys have great potential... if only they`d just apply it.."
Society is getting lazy, and we Monkeys are.. I guess you could say neglecting our potential intelligence. We`d be on Mars now if it hadn`t been for us Monkeys hating each other and acting like... well... monkeys.
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Female 72
excellent, simplified humanity, with the word monkey put in to piss off all those monkeys described in it. And I liked the little Hamlet part, that made me happy.
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Male 650
Damn you all.. damn you all to hell!!!!
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Male 68
How long until someone argues "we arn`t monkeys" and ignores the point of the video?
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Male 78
this monkey would like to know if any of the other monkeys know the name of the song in the video. I saw california guitar trio perform it, and it`s on my ipod but i don`t know its name but ohhhh how i love it.

if some1 would message the title to me that would be awesome. kthnxbi

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Male 490
Not bad except for the word "monkeys" being repeated in EVERY DAMN SENTENCE! That`s kinda how I feel about our society, but the video only criticizes our lifestyle and self-awareness, etc. How about suggesting some solutions, oh the all-knowing narrator?
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Male 1,204
why`s the monkey calling me a monkey!
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Male 4
a monkey is telling us that we`re monkeys
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Male 51
that was pretty cool and i never notice that there reposts why does everyone have to point out that their reposts but it said alot of true stuff i think it was all true in the right perspective
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Male 943
Old, Old, Old as f-u-c-k
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Male 164
Macaca monkies have no tails, c`mm you knew someonehad to say it, beside I love mokies especially SWAT Monkies!!!! No can`t get that musicou of my head. knw what it is???
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Male 369
i only like the portuguese subtitles, other than that, that was boring
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Female 738
That video made me laugh because it points out that a lot of what we do as humans is pretty stupid.

I didn`t agree with all of it, but that guy`s delivery really made it work.

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Male 483
Who agree`s with me when I say that video is the epitome of annoying?
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Female 660
monkey hives lol
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Male 3,369
You`d hate me then..I`m starting to look like Roddy Mcdowell in Planet of the Ape`s.

What about monkeys on motorbikes? Thats awesome!

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Male 213
Damn dirty apes!
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Male 516
WE ARE CURRENTLY CELEBRATING THE GREAT REPOST WEEK...
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Female 289
Monkeys make me angry. I really dont know why, i JUST CANT STAND MONKEYS
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Male 1,584
hey, i liked it.
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Male 548
awesome
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Female 1,572
isn`t this a repost?
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Male 250
that blew my mind
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Male 3,369
I`ll paint your ass red if you want!

Might as well have been me who said it, someone was bound to!

And yeah. Old, and a repost but true enough! did we ever find out who`s imaginary god was bigger?

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Female 960
I wanna be one of those monkeys with the big red ass!
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Female 385
"We have tails..." Shut up, you`re just in denile, we`re no different. 2 other things: 1) Chimps, area apes
2) YAY MONKIES!!!

Also, humans are currently SO drating full of themeselves, they they do not, in fact, include themselves in the list of the great apes. Theres only 4; Bonobos, chimpanzies, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Male 4,012
For a monkey the guy who made this video sure likes to incite discussions and debates between other monkeys. He hates monkeys or something?
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Female 1,407
LOL this was a great monkey story1
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Male 2,576
OOo monkeys with guns!
Long time scince I saw this.
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Male 490
Damnitt primetimekin, you stole what i was going to post!
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Male 474
Oooh oooh oooh... AAAH AAAH AAAH!
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Male 623
It all seems pretty silly on the outside looking in.
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Male 101
the monkeys make comment rooms and argue about monkey things.
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Male 11
"But...we`re apes

Monkeys have tails"

Exactly, video disproven! :D

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Female 280
STOP CALLING ME A DAMN MONKEY!
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Female 157
But...we`re apes

Monkeys have tails

:)

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Male 2,113
meh..............prety boring just a guy calling us monkeys and making me mad
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Female 95
"he didn`t say Why we`re still monkeys, he just kept saying that we were. No proof anywhere."

He wasn`t trying to prove anything, just make a point.

And a point well made.

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Male 7,933
repost, from awhile ago.
And monkeys make stupid monkey videos and expect other monkeys to watch
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Male 16
I like how he talks from the view of how an alien would see us.
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Male 45
That wasn`t mind-opening, and didn`t prove anything. In all of what he said, he didn`t say Why we`re still monkeys, he just kept saying that we were. No proof anywhere.
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Male 64
so true, i like this and i think i saw fsm
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Male 4
I am almost certain this is a repost, and what`s wrong with being a monkey who can hate? Show your true colours and throw feces at those you hate, just like your ancestors once did!
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Male 39
System; enjoy your flaming.

Seen this before. Quite interesting, but it gets a little dull about half-way through.

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Male 108
It`s nice how IAB puts links on later in the day, now i have a chance for first post!
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Male 108
I like monkeys!
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Male 26
Link: It`s Official: We`re All Silly Monkeys [Rate Link] - Mind-opening video clip that proves, no matter how much we deny it, we`re just silly little monkeys roaming the Earth.
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