I Want to Kill the President

Submitted by: funface 8 years ago Funny
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It"s illegal to say, ""I want to kill the President of the United States of America.""
There are 79 comments:
Female 1
Here I will say it ``I want to kill the President of the United States of America.`` LOL drat you President Barack Obama.
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Male 317
i think it is illegal to say you will kill any specific person. be it the president or your neighbor.
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Female 60
You mean that there are actually people out there who wish harm to befall on gorgeous George W ? *Typed without a hint of sarcasm* (& if you believe that then I`m Uncle Sam....
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Male 329
lmao well executed idc if u guys say it was stolen.
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Male 619
and I wanna kill u cuz you can`t aprecate true comedy
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Male 110
boring...ive borken the law tousands of times if thats true
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Female 15
Crystal - Speak for yourself! I don`t see you doing anything, but bitching on the comments. lets see you try and get through the Congress and the House.

And I didn`t vote for the Prez either, he did NOT win the popular vote, for the record. So before you Europeans get all hot and bothered, get your facts straight.

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Male 24
I wanna kill that guy. He was so annoying
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Female 359
Why not take your Country Back!
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Female 359
Why don`t any of you get off the couch and do something positive for yourself and YOUR country. I didn`t vote for the non-nice individual but Jesus Christ I have to live here, take (you have) some control and work towards changing what you think is drated up. Nothing is going to change until ppl make an effort. After reading these comments all I see are a bunch of young bitching ppl who do nothing...hmmmmm.
It IS a funny clip. But if you are really unhappy with the way the US is heading (all should be) you should do more than just comment on the side-lines....Step up America.
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Female 46
this show is funny
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Male 943
Next time I go to the U.S im going to say` im goign to kill the president of the United Stapes of Amertia`"
Well, ok, but wtf does that mean?
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Male 943
hey, guess what?
I want to kill the president of the united states... come get me bitches
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Male 70
If it turns out to be Hillary, then yes,
I would like to kill the president of the United States of America.

Ron Paul 2008

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Male 1,556
Next time I go to the U.S im going to say" im goign to kill the president of the United Stapes of Amertia"
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Male 1,275
=/
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Male 1,275
Insanely awesome
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Male 1,275
Awesome
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Female 4,447
For the record, I didn`t vote for him either time, so don`t give me that crap. And if you really, really want to get into it, neither did over half the population. The election was stolen.
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Female 1,269
i love these guys theyre great!
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Female 93
Whitest Kids are my heroes.
I`d pay anything to sleep with them all. < 3
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Male 2,781
I LOVE THE CURRENT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
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Female 462
Lol
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Female 2,074
This dude = awesome.

Wow, there ARE people with some brain cells left out there. Freakin` awesome. There is hope for the States, after all.

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Male 157
WKUK ftw.
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Male 174
Heh, that`s pretty good.
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Female 98
"`How is that weird?`"
The fact that we were clear on the other side of the street walking past the building.

I think its weird the security guards came from the INSIDE as we are walking past the building, which was separated from us by a very busy and loud street.

They have the trees bugged, BUGGED I tell you!"

i compleatly agree!!!!that is really weird!!!

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Female 233
How about saying I want to pimp slap the whole oval office? jk. Well, not really...
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Female 27
I think it might be illegal to say that about anyone. I`m not sure but I think the government frowns on people going around saying their going to kill someone else.
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Male 9,306
Suzy: Fight you for him! :D
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Female 20
Aww...I totally have the biggest crush on that guy ever :]
Also, I love Whitest Kids U Know.
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Male 1,623
I want to kill the President of the United States of America.
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Female 176
Boring
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Male 2,159
I want to kill the President of America.
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Male 47
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Male 165
Lmao LOVE IT
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Female 1,697
so not funny, boring actually, I skipped the whole thing, only got less than a minute, while thinking wtf.
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Male 239
What, i thought he deserved to die though...
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Male 1,882
I didn`t realize it was stolen material. Good catch on that one. :\

He was trying too hard with it anyways.

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Male 1,003
lol Who cares who did it first. It`s still funny. Maybe we`re not all allowed to breathe. Eve and Adam did it first. Theoretically, it was Adam.
I want to kill the President of the U.S.A.
Is it illegal if you abbreviate?
Anyway, it`s illegal to say the sentence above the one above. =)
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Male 168
The front page of the Daily Mirror in the UK after George Bush was elected was: "How can 56,306,299 people be so dumb". It is so true. You lot were tricked into voting for someone that`s now part of the reason why the economy is heading downhill...
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Female 50
yay WKUK
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Male 363
No, that wasn`t illegal. Its illegal to say your GOING to, not that you want to.
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Male 199
gotta love loop holes
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Male 1,629
that is funny as hell, and i wonder how many people have contemplated going to that bridge lol
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Male 223
Well...I guess that`s the last we`ll see of him! :-)
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Male 1,455
GARGLE BLARG WE HAVE FREE SPEECH GO AMERICA GOD BLESS US

This is why I am so cynical about this country.

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Male 242
LOL
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Male 6
some of their other stuff is better
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Male 944
hmmm...i get the feelin he kinda wants to kill the Prez...thaaaats jus me though
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Male 1,014
I don`t care who did it first, that was funny.
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Male 10,440
I doubt thats illegal here. heh heh. Still a very funny post.
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Male 89
is he on his way to prison?
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Male 41
lol thats funny the man looked a bit like edge off the wwe lol cool post
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Male 263
Why can`t people come up with original material? As Teddyboy11 said, The State did it first.
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Male 1,361
fwhahahaha Good show
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Male 19
Ahhh too much freedom in USA.
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Male 896
I like the one where the guy is peeing on the other guys leg.
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Male 4,246
Well, at least there IS something that`s legal to say. Too bad he totally gave away the time, date, location AND password.
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Male 17
that was awesome
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Male 550
It`s not illegal to say so when you`re in a country other than the USA. Feel free to cuss then.
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Male 957
yawn. not cool or funny rated it a 1.
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Female 960
"How is that weird?"

The fact that we were clear on the other side of the street walking past the building.

I think its weird the security guards came from the INSIDE as we are walking past the building, which was separated from us by a very busy and loud street.

They have the trees bugged, BUGGED I tell you!

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Male 73
im not touching this with a 10 foot pole
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Female 30
lol die president die
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Male 4,547
So you were by a building, talking about killing one of it`s inhabitants, and the security guard makes you move along?

How is that weird?

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Female 960
Did you know in Chicago you can`t talk about killing Oprah?

My friends and I were walking to Navy Pier (which we had to walk by Oprah`s apartment building) and we were laughing, talking about how she probably has an entire five floors to herself. Then I said "I wonder how we can get her apartment?" My friends said by killing her, so we were coming up with crazy ways to kill Oprah.

Then some security guard comes out from the building, dressed in all black and told us we better hurry along or else.

Weirdo.

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Male 724
Its not "Mortar Launcher" - its just Mortar.
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Male 292
Is it illegal to say,"I wish someone would slap the Prime Minister of Canada in the face with a carmelized ham."?

Umm, yeah the POTUS sets the gas prices. He actually goes out and changes the numbers on all the signs...

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Female 1,572
goodness
so I`ll end up in Guantanamo bay if I say those?
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Male 372
Haha. funny stuff. should check out "slow jerk" by the same group, also really funny.
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Male 101
this is a rip-off of "The State" Micheal Ian Black was in the original. Be fooled not by imposterers
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Male 1,263
Lmfao. A couple subliminal messages there, yes?
If thats "true" then I`ve broken the law a lot, haha.

Is it illegal to say "Someone please please PLEASE kill the current president of the United States Of America" ?.......

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Male 2,113
It`s illegal to say, "I want to kill the President of the United States of America."? thats kinda - OOPS!!!
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Male 3,296
I really want to kill the president of the US

have u seen the gas prices???

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Male 91
hahah thats to funny
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Male 242
i love the whitest kids you know
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Male 372
Haha. funny stuff. should check out "slow jerk" by the same group, also really funny.
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Male 42
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