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Date: 03/18/08 12:15 AM

79 Responses to I Want to Kill the President

  1. Profile photo of funface
    funface Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    Link: I Want to Kill the President - It`s illegal to say, ``I want to kill the President of the United States of America.``
  2. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 12:18 am
    Haha. funny stuff. should check out "slow jerk" by the same group, also really funny.
  3. Profile photo of Alien Stick
    Alien Stick Male 18-29
    242 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 12:18 am
    i love the whitest kids you know
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    wyrwich Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 12:21 am
    hahah thats to funny
  5. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 12:22 am
    I really want to kill the president of the US

    have u seen the gas prices???

  6. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    March 18, 2008 at 12:22 am
    It`s illegal to say, "I want to kill the President of the United States of America."? thats kinda - OOPS!!!
  7. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 12:27 am
    Lmfao. A couple subliminal messages there, yes?
    If thats "true" then I`ve broken the law a lot, haha.

    Is it illegal to say "Someone please please PLEASE kill the current president of the United States Of America" ?.......

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    teddyboy11 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 12:29 am
    this is a rip-off of "The State" Micheal Ian Black was in the original. Be fooled not by imposterers
  9. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 12:29 am
    Haha. funny stuff. should check out "slow jerk" by the same group, also really funny.
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 12:40 am
    goodness
    so I`ll end up in Guantanamo bay if I say those?
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    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 12:41 am
    Is it illegal to say,"I wish someone would slap the Prime Minister of Canada in the face with a carmelized ham."?

    Umm, yeah the POTUS sets the gas prices. He actually goes out and changes the numbers on all the signs...

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    Invalok Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 12:43 am
    Its not "Mortar Launcher" - its just Mortar.
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    Iroj Female 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 12:56 am
    Did you know in Chicago you can`t talk about killing Oprah?

    My friends and I were walking to Navy Pier (which we had to walk by Oprah`s apartment building) and we were laughing, talking about how she probably has an entire five floors to herself. Then I said "I wonder how we can get her apartment?" My friends said by killing her, so we were coming up with crazy ways to kill Oprah.

    Then some security guard comes out from the building, dressed in all black and told us we better hurry along or else.

    Weirdo.

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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 1:02 am
    So you were by a building, talking about killing one of it`s inhabitants, and the security guard makes you move along?

    How is that weird?

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    Lollipopper Female 13-17
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    March 18, 2008 at 1:07 am
    lol die president die
  16. Profile photo of famousguitar
    famousguitar Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 1:08 am
    im not touching this with a 10 foot pole
  17. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 1:27 am
    "How is that weird?"

    The fact that we were clear on the other side of the street walking past the building.

    I think its weird the security guards came from the INSIDE as we are walking past the building, which was separated from us by a very busy and loud street.

    They have the trees bugged, BUGGED I tell you!

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    tourettes Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 1:35 am
    yawn. not cool or funny rated it a 1.
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    843 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 1:57 am
    It`s not illegal to say so when you`re in a country other than the USA. Feel free to cuss then.
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    CrazyJaymz Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 1:57 am
    that was awesome
  21. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 2:05 am
    Well, at least there IS something that`s legal to say. Too bad he totally gave away the time, date, location AND password.
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    Kyur Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 2:05 am
    I like the one where the guy is peeing on the other guys leg.
  23. Profile photo of Ruggero
    Ruggero Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 3:42 am
    Ahhh too much freedom in USA.
  24. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    March 18, 2008 at 4:06 am
    fwhahahaha Good show
  25. Profile photo of yankee15
    yankee15 Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2008 at 4:19 am
    Why can`t people come up with original material? As Teddyboy11 said, The State did it first.
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    blu3boy1878 Male 13-17
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    March 18, 2008 at 4:39 am
    lol thats funny the man looked a bit like edge off the wwe lol cool post
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    Retaw Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 4:41 am
    is he on his way to prison?
  28. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 4:44 am
    I doubt thats illegal here. heh heh. Still a very funny post.
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    bionicRod Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2008 at 5:04 am
    I don`t care who did it first, that was funny.
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    Phantom7 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 5:28 am
    hmmm...i get the feelin he kinda wants to kill the Prez...thaaaats jus me though
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    jshimer Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 5:41 am
    some of their other stuff is better
  32. Profile photo of adam1993
    adam1993 Male 13-17
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    March 18, 2008 at 6:21 am
    LOL
  33. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 6:38 am
    GARGLE BLARG WE HAVE FREE SPEECH GO AMERICA GOD BLESS US

    This is why I am so cynical about this country.

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    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2008 at 6:57 am
    Well...I guess that`s the last we`ll see of him! :-)
  35. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 7:05 am
    that is funny as hell, and i wonder how many people have contemplated going to that bridge lol
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    tomahawkjam Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 8:09 am
    gotta love loop holes
  37. Profile photo of phroedoux
    phroedoux Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 8:35 am
    No, that wasn`t illegal. Its illegal to say your GOING to, not that you want to.
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    skilfrat Female 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 9:17 am
    yay WKUK
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    ciaran036 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 9:18 am
    The front page of the Daily Mirror in the UK after George Bush was elected was: "How can 56,306,299 people be so dumb". It is so true. You lot were tricked into voting for someone that`s now part of the reason why the economy is heading downhill...
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    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 9:28 am
    lol Who cares who did it first. It`s still funny. Maybe we`re not all allowed to breathe. Eve and Adam did it first. Theoretically, it was Adam.
    I want to kill the President of the U.S.A.
    Is it illegal if you abbreviate?
    Anyway, it`s illegal to say the sentence above the one above. =)
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 9:57 am
    I didn`t realize it was stolen material. Good catch on that one. :\

    He was trying too hard with it anyways.

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    dijipo Male 13-17
    239 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 9:58 am
    What, i thought he deserved to die though...
  43. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 10:00 am
    so not funny, boring actually, I skipped the whole thing, only got less than a minute, while thinking wtf.
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    Funbox20 Male 13-17
    165 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 10:08 am
    Lmao LOVE IT
  45. Profile photo of dover19
    dover19 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 10:28 am
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 11:13 am
    I want to kill the President of America.
  47. Profile photo of Bellatrix391
    Bellatrix391 Female 13-17
    176 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 11:48 am
    Boring
  48. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 11:52 am
    I want to kill the President of the United States of America.
  49. Profile photo of suzy_the_lie
    suzy_the_lie Female 13-17
    20 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 11:58 am
    Aww...I totally have the biggest crush on that guy ever :]
    Also, I love Whitest Kids U Know.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    Suzy: Fight you for him! :D
  51. Profile photo of LizC
    LizC Female 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    I think it might be illegal to say that about anyone. I`m not sure but I think the government frowns on people going around saying their going to kill someone else.
  52. Profile photo of January16
    January16 Female 13-17
    233 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    How about saying I want to pimp slap the whole oval office? jk. Well, not really...
  53. Profile photo of Hotubs
    Hotubs Female 13-17
    98 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    "`How is that weird?`"
    The fact that we were clear on the other side of the street walking past the building.

    I think its weird the security guards came from the INSIDE as we are walking past the building, which was separated from us by a very busy and loud street.

    They have the trees bugged, BUGGED I tell you!"

    i compleatly agree!!!!that is really weird!!!

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    sabreduelist Male 13-17
    174 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    Heh, that`s pretty good.
  55. Profile photo of RAWRRRrr
    RAWRRRrr Male 13-17
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    March 18, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    WKUK ftw.
  56. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    This dude = awesome.

    Wow, there ARE people with some brain cells left out there. Freakin` awesome. There is hope for the States, after all.

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    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    Lol
  58. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    I LOVE THE CURRENT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
  59. Profile photo of xKaleigh
    xKaleigh Female 13-17
    93 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    Whitest Kids are my heroes.
    I`d pay anything to sleep with them all. < 3
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    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    i love these guys theyre great!
  61. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    For the record, I didn`t vote for him either time, so don`t give me that crap. And if you really, really want to get into it, neither did over half the population. The election was stolen.
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    March 18, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    Awesome
  63. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    Insanely awesome
  64. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    March 18, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    =/
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    March 18, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    Next time I go to the U.S im going to say" im goign to kill the president of the United Stapes of Amertia"
  66. Profile photo of InvertMini55
    InvertMini55 Male 13-17
    70 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    If it turns out to be Hillary, then yes,
    I would like to kill the president of the United States of America.

    Ron Paul 2008

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    ajr2006 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    hey, guess what?
    I want to kill the president of the united states... come get me bitches
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    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    Next time I go to the U.S im going to say` im goign to kill the president of the United Stapes of Amertia`"
    Well, ok, but wtf does that mean?
  69. Profile photo of iLoveHeroes
    iLoveHeroes Female 13-17
    46 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    this show is funny
  70. Profile photo of crystalskyz
    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    Why don`t any of you get off the couch and do something positive for yourself and YOUR country. I didn`t vote for the non-nice individual but Jesus Christ I have to live here, take (you have) some control and work towards changing what you think is drated up. Nothing is going to change until ppl make an effort. After reading these comments all I see are a bunch of young bitching ppl who do nothing...hmmmmm.
    It IS a funny clip. But if you are really unhappy with the way the US is heading (all should be) you should do more than just comment on the side-lines....Step up America.
  71. Profile photo of crystalskyz
    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    Why not take your Country Back!
  72. Profile photo of firth4eva
    firth4eva Male 50-59
    24 posts
    March 19, 2008 at 3:42 am
    I wanna kill that guy. He was so annoying
  73. Profile photo of KleinertBA19
    KleinertBA19 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    March 19, 2008 at 9:32 am
    Crystal - Speak for yourself! I don`t see you doing anything, but bitching on the comments. lets see you try and get through the Congress and the House.

    And I didn`t vote for the Prez either, he did NOT win the popular vote, for the record. So before you Europeans get all hot and bothered, get your facts straight.

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    nme Male 13-17
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    March 19, 2008 at 9:41 am
    boring...ive borken the law tousands of times if thats true
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    The_Frogg Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    and I wanna kill u cuz you can`t aprecate true comedy
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    robbery525 Male 13-17
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    March 19, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    lmao well executed idc if u guys say it was stolen.
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    Missterilady Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    You mean that there are actually people out there who wish harm to befall on gorgeous George W ? *Typed without a hint of sarcasm* (& if you believe that then I`m Uncle Sam....
  78. Profile photo of robock
    robock Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    i think it is illegal to say you will kill any specific person. be it the president or your neighbor.
  79. Profile photo of RootDale
    RootDale Female 13-17
    1 post
    July 24, 2014 at 7:50 pm
    Here I will say it ``I want to kill the President of the United States of America.`` LOL drat you President Barack Obama.

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