I Guess You`ll Do

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
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A comical, cynical cartoon about marriage. BTW, this video is more accurate than you"ll ever believe.
There are 78 comments:
Female 731
Ah...nice took forward to. This is why I choose to be different.
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Female 1
The ending is quite funny, bet the rest was just depressing, reminding me how typical my life will be. I hope i can change that.
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Female 127
Wow... that makes me want to kill myself.
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Female 546
Did you notice that the girl was talking the WHOLE time? LOL.
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Male 307
This reminded me of the short lived series Dead Like Me ~_~ It was good while it lasted...Though the voice was somewhat Velma.
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Female 22
Aw. It`s only really like that if you marry a wench who only cares about getting attention.

I think the most truthful part was the part about her reasons for having babies. Those are not in my personal plan.

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Male 7
Real funny how true this all is, I am getting re-married soon and we just bought a 3 bedroom house with a partially finished basement and I had planed in turning it into a rec area, the pool too and she did say it was too much money and work. The only thing different is we have 3 cats.
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Male 724
8 it is then!
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Male 550
So where`s the part where you divorce?
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Female 377
Sounds pretty accurate to me.
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Male 1,556
ITS JUST LIKE THE BADGER BODY SLAM!!!!
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Male 358
Depressing? They`re being optimistic.
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Male 396
sounds about right
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Female 1,269
NO! im too young to know this...lol
it made me laugh
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Female 486
Wow...I really, really, really want to break away from this lifestyle and do something interesting with my life. Anything to avoid the misery she described. ANYTHING.
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Male 23
Sounds more like Sarah Silverman.
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Male 340
Holy crap... this IS EXTREMELY accurate to my dad/stepmom`s life...

They got a 3 bedroom rancher with a semi finished basement . Eventually my dad made a bar/game room out of the basement and drunk with friends only a few times...
Now there`s always laundry on the pool table, and there`s a treadmill and weights down there that he rarely uses, and a bunch of my little brother`s toys.

He also built a deck outside the back of the house...and we only use it a few times a summer. Him and my stepmom thought about getting an above ground pool also but decided it would cost too much. We also had three dogs...like the video pictured.

The only thing here that wasn`t perfectly accurate was the vacations were different locations. Me moving out and them retiring has yet to happen though.

I was amazed when they started reading all that off because I recognized everything so perfectly well. All this almost makes me think they spied on us and then made this. The accuracy amazed me.

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Female 836
Very, very overly cynical...

Also ignoring the fact that women in America have CHOICES. You can choose to be a boring twit, or not, unlike women in so many other countries who actually HAVE to live this sort of life....

Yeesh, try dating a REAL woman sometime, person who put this together!

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Female 168
I am so glad I hate babies and will never have kids!
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Female 450
Yes, but from what I`ve heard many people near me say, this vid is unfortunately more accurate than we`d like to believe. I`m not cynical per se, I`m more of an optimist that vomits sunshine, but occasionally there are those moments that make me go, "oh crap! ABORT! ABORT!"
And it`s not that I can`t appreciate the little things in life, it`s that one would also like some not so little things too.
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Male 2,486
Well, I`ve lost the desire to live now.

Anyone want to form a suicide cult?

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Female 963
That was depressing...
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Male 1
Amen, offlinex. The woman in this video makes it sound as if anyone who does these things (gets married, has a family, etc.) is somehow fooling themselves into being unhappy. Well, I`ve seen plenty of people who opt for the solo life and who wind up regretting it as pathetic middle-aged bachelor/ettes who start looking for these things too late.

There`s nothing wrong with being intellectually curious, travelling, and being independent and strong, whether you`re a man or a woman. But it`s ridiculous to suggest that you can`t be all of those things and also have a family or a marriage.

It`s cynical people like this who are messing up our society. Everyone is constantly looking for perfection, and that`s why they don`t stick with one person. Stop looking for perfection! I sure as hell don`t see it in the mirror, and I doubt that anyone else does!

UGH!

*been visiting IAB for years, and this vid is the one that finally motivated me enough to make a comment*

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Male 92
thats wierd n cool at the same time 5 ..............................starsss
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Male 247
My version is better. I drat you and then you get the hell out.
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Female 462
This is why I`m not getting married.
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Female 2,074
Wow, that is one sad life. I wouldn`t want to marry that dumb biznatch if I were a guy.

I`m glad my life/marriage is WAY better than that one! Haha, what a blessing. Seriously.

=)

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Male 4
Its videos and people like this that think life is not something to marvel at and will have affairs and mid life crisses. Try eating plain oatmeal for 3 weeks straight breakfast lunch and dinner, and the next food you taste will be like an orgasm in your mouth. People need to take a step back and appriciate the little things in life. Like man that warm sun beam coming through the window feels sooo nice.
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Male 2
or two!
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Male 2
The poor girl just needs a good orgasm!!
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Male 134
Great post, I was having a hard time getting to sleep...
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Male 32
And that video, ladies and gentlemen illustrates why marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
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Female 385
Twas somewhat entertaining. Not so accurate...they forgot drugs, body enhancement, one the children turning out crazy, lotsa stuff. And the blue link thing makes me realize just how much time I spend here.
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Male 564
Anyone else experiencing defendors and my problem? Everything we touch as far as links go turn blue. Yikes.
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Male 570
thank you silly, you have given me hope.
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Male 1,231
good video, i liked it, but then I am a cynical bastard. Oh and bloostarfish, that annoyed me as well, but it wasn`t so much because she was speaking too close to the mic, they could have bought a pop shield for about $20 which would have solved the problem, but they didn`t. Shame on them.
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Male 1,623
My life won`t be boring.
I know because myself will not let me live a boring life. Myself will kick my ass if I live a boring life.
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Male 11,739
That`s one of the best things I`ve seen in a while. Too true.
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Female 296
lol. im just sitting back and watching all the men cringing and thinking thats how its gonna be like....Thats not how it went for me....
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Male 570
and why does stuff i have clicked on turn blue?
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Male 570
gah! i couldn`t finish it!!! do women really think like that?!? and do they think in that annoying voice?
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Female 1,492
that was AWESOME!!!
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Male 838
It almost makes you want to run screaming for the nearest strip club...
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Female 108
This person sound like a sociopath...
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Female 2,258
It could have been more cynical... just add divorce either due to adultery or because she`s barren or because he has a low sperm count or perhaps a miscarriage/stillborn and their inability to overcome the perhaps tragic event.
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Male 5,970
OMG HER VOICE IS SO ANNOYING I WANT TO KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 477
That was inspiring...I`m debating on making something similar portraying gay relationships...
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Female 1,572
goodness o_0
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Female 920
haha. that was really funny.
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Male 128
That was very very very depressing :(
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Female 46
And this is why I will never get married... Mariage=Death.
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Male 1,882
"Man.... Anyone else feel suicidal after watching this? O_o"

Very yes.

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Male 578
She`s delightful.
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Female 781
Marriage doesn`t sound so bad. There was only one fight, after all.
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Male 1,003
Where`s the part where he cheats on her? I can`t believe he could last the rest of his life with just one ass.
The vid sucked, it`s not all about her. It is when you want to have sex, because that`s all women are good for. And cleaning...
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Male 109
1st comment!
no wait... 23rd comment.
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Male 1,526
if theres sex, im fine with it. marriage or not
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Male 107
lol this was funny. i laughed when she said
"there will be dogs." and just that no expaining.
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Female 29
I enjoyed seeing the month of `Pregtober.`
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Male 901
I think it was funny, but I don`t really see my life heading in that direction. Might only be my youthful vanity though.
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Male 1,365
Inside the mind of the American female. Sad, but true
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Male 72
"Some truths just shouldn`t be spoken of."
jimbobsthebe,....
You`re an idiot...
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Male 645
Depressing? Of course it is.

But is it true? Completely.

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Female 691
hahahahah
*ahem*

Man i am so depressed now.

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Male 2,861
Crap that`s depressing.
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Female 326
it made me think on the part where she wouldn`t travel the world or pursue other things. now i wouldn`t want to compromise that...

what i find annoying in this vid is how she constantly speaks too close to the mic creating these annoying popping sounds..

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Female 283
^ You, above me, Life of Pi rocks!

Anyway, I agree that there shuold have been a divorce in there... that`s what everone is doing nowdays.

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Male 35
Man.... Anyone else feel suicidal after watching this? O_o
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Male 5
Over-cynical. A little too try-hard for my liking. It`s depressing that people will actually see this as either deep or `down-to-earth`.
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Male 111
Too Troo
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Male 576
God I can`t wait... for the walls to start closing in around me to the point of insanity that not even Dr. Phil can diagnose.
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Male 1,225
Great writing! More please!
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Male 1
Pretty damned close, except she forgot the...

`I will divorce you and take all of your money.`

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Male 134
that made more sense to me that it will to you guys, lol.
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Male 134
Don`t post stuff on this site that will remind me of how boring and straightforeward my life will be. I`m too busy trying to forget the fact by experimenting with drugs to try and forget it at the moment.
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Male 639
Haha... I would not like to be married to this woman. Some truths just shouldn`t be spoken of.
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Male 184
i thought this marriage was only on those wierd sitcoms
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Male 20,826
Link: I Guess You`ll Do [Rate Link] - A comical, cynical cartoon about marriage. BTW, this video is more accurate than you`ll ever believe.
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