I-A-B`s Caption If You Can, No. 9 + Submit Here

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

Time for a new CIYC contest. You know the rules, submit as many captions as you"d like--just keep it clean. Good luck.
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Male 88
CAPTION: Ron comon all redy wen will one of them blow me
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Male 712
Caption: Harry: No, Hermione. I read it for the articles..Just like i go to hooters for the wings.
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Male 551
CAPTION: Harry: ...And this next spell is called "fellatio"
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Male 161
caption: this seems a lot to me like one of those "above the influince" ads.

by the way, wtf on the nuts?

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Male 686
CAPTION: Harry: See, Hermoine, THIS is the line in the book you`re meant to say!
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Female 69
Caption: "See, JK said it herself - Dumbledore is gay."
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Male 12
CAPTION: Ron Weasley quietly wonders how long before they figure out that he never learned to read.
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Male 9
So that`s the REAL reason i got the scar.
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Male 9
Harry: Read this while I check out your tits.
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Male 895
CAPTION: Here you go hermoine, this book should explain all of your problems.
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Male 6
CAPTION: The date rape curse had worked. There would be festivities at Hogwarts tonight.
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Male 34
CAPTION: Ron: Karma Sutra ay? Anything i can help with?
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Male 34
CAPTION: 2 Girls One Cup wouldn`t be as bad if they didn`t animate it in this book!
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Male 34
CAPTION: Harry: Hermione, can you hold this? Ron needs me
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Male 34
CAPTION:
Harry: See, even the f**king reviewer hates our movie!
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Male 12
CAPTION: Harry: see Hermione this was me before scared straight.
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Male 42
Harry: I got this book out of the library, Acting for Dummies!
Hermione: It won`t help.
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Male 438
CAPTION: Ron: Hey hermione, want some nuts?
Harry: I`ll have some!!
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Male 4
Caption: I swear that is how the book says to give head!
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Male 4
Caption: TOO EASY!
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Male 1
Harry: Hey Ron, nice nuts.
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Female 54
CAPTION: Harry: Hermione, don`t look behide you ron is playing with his "nuts" again.
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Female 13
CAPTION: After Harry`s accidental discovery of the secret ingredient to the overlarge peanuts, Ron and Hermioned were never the same.
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Female 8
CAPTION:
Harry: "See? It says to right here, three-somes can increase your memory."
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Male 496
Book reads: "Gingers to be ethnically cleansed!"

Harry: Sucks to be you!

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Male 220
Caption:(harry):see i told you it was big!
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Male 220
Caption: Everyone stared in amazement to the new I-A-B contest results!
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Male 84
CAPTION: You know how I know your gay?
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Male 686
CAPTION: Newspaper Headline: More disappointment at Michael Jackson concert.
Hermoine: When will he learn to use his shapeshifting powers for good?
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Male 16
CAPTION:
Ron: Lets be honest, we`re all sick of your books now Harry. How about you check out my nuts instead Hermione?
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Male 31
CAPTION:
Harry: See here Hermione, implants can increase your breast size 150%!
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Male 1
caption: Harry: Hermione, if you keep posing like this with your gryffindor sweater, you get yourself killed, or worse, expelled.
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Male 3
CAPTION: I thought you said I didn`t die at the end?!!
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Male 201
Caption: Ron: harry do me a favor hand me the play boy i need a new magic wand.
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Male 5
CAPTION: "my eyes are up here Harry"
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Female 14
Harry: Look, Hermione, Fancylad put us up as the caption this week! What do you have to say for yourself?
Hermione: I`m glad I`m not the one sitting next to a bowl of nuts? I, mean, just think of all the innuendos.
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Female 14
Headline on Hermione`s Newspaper:

More Disappointment at Mullet Conference

Harry: I told you we should have went with the "Skullet".

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Male 46
Caption: Harry: See Hermione? We`re finally on the CIYC on I-am-bored.com

Ron: What`s an internet?

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Female 14
Harry: This is what happens to us in the end.
Hermione: With Ron?!
Ron: That`s my sister, man.
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Male 30
Caption 1:
Harry: Hermione, Will you marry me?
Ron: WTF dude your like 13!
Hermione: IMMA FIREIN MA LAZOR!!!!!!!!

Caption 2:
Hermione: (µ(64±`½`÷68)x(23+4°))=Cheesecake
Ron + Harry: WTF?

Caption 3:
<Insert caption involving Ron`s nuts here>

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Female 14
Harry: Look, Hermione, Fancylad put us up as the caption this week! What do you have to say for yourself?
Hermione: I`m glad I`m not the one sitting next to a bowl of nuts? I, mean, just think of all the innuendos.
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Male 78
CAPTION:"See? I TOLD you dumbledore was gay."
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Male 2
CAPTION-
Harry: See, because of the subtle Karma Sutra connotations, nobody`s noticed that I`m giving the camera the finger!
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Male 13
CAPTION: HARRY- Yup, its that big.
Ron and Hermione stare in amazement.
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Female 14
Ron: I`m glad Hermione`s head is in the way, otherwise everyone would see my enormous...gut.
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Female 33
Caption: The Pregnancy Test Results are In.
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Male 320
CAPTION -

Cocktus Erectus

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Male 320
CAPTION-
Harry: Help Hermione! My finger got stuck in this book!
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Female 28
CAPTION: Emma, Rupert, and Dan thought it would be a good idea to read at least one of the Harry Potter books before they completley slaughtered them in the movies.
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Female 28
*JK Rowling`s 8th book was a bit of a dissappointment to readers everywhere*
Daniel: Emma, look, the book ends with the trio dying from a curse put on them by Lord Voldemort called AIDS!
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Female 114
Harry: I know these Equus photos are all over the internet, but, I just have to brag.
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Male 924
Caption: Look at this! They gave us a bad review! Where are my pipe bombs...
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Male 207
CAPTION:Ron:I wonder how many repetitious lame jokes people could make about this bowl of nuts......
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Male 277
Caption:
Harry: just look at these photos.. want any of them?
Ron: I like that one..! he he he!
Hermione: Ron.. thats Dumbledore..
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Male 184
Caption: Harry: A vibrator?! Who is he?!
Ron: Oh crap....
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Female 6
Caption:
Harry: "Hey, I found Snape`s stash of wizard porn!"
Ron and Hermione: "..."
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Male 924
See, its a lot easier when you use waldo
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Male 14
Ooops my bad Caption: Thats it! Do you see Waldo?
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Male 14
Thats it! Do you see waldo?
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Male 924
Caption: Ron: Ahh, nuts...
(blank stare from the others)
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Male 107
CAPTION:
Is this you in the monthly playwizard Hermoine
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Male 686
CAPTION: The new x-ray camera book from the MagicToys company works perfectly, and can be used without the slightest chance of detection.
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Female 34
CAPTION:
Radcliffe: I DON`T CARE WHAT THE SCRIPT SAYS! THE BOOK NEVER HAD A SCENE WITH A NAKED HARRY!
Watson: *thinking* Damn. He saw through my plan.
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Male 12
CAPTION:Harry: `The left side is an old, old ritual believed to be a sacrifice to the gods. It`s called the 2girls1cupius, and Ron and I must do it three, maybe nineteen times to defeat Voldemort.`
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Female 2
Caption:
After days of agonizing, Harry decided to show his closest friends what he hopes to look like post-op.
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Male 165
CAPTION:

Harry and Hermione were endulging in an interesting convorsation; Ron was lost a short way into it, so instead he fiddled with his nuts

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Male 165
I`m posting alot today :p
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Male 165
Caption:

Harry wanted Ron`s nuts, Ron wanted Harrys` Book and wand, And Hermione wanted nothing more to do with them.

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Male 9
CAPTION:
while harry and hermione discussed the greatest works of tolstoy ron explained to the nuts that they could no longer see each other
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Male 165
CAPTION:

I see that ron was enjoying the feel of his nuts so much that he didnt notice Harry and Hermione`s conspirosy* theory.


*I know i spelt it wrong

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Male 295
Caption: Ron, while resisting the temptation to grabs some nuts, noticed Harry`s particularly... interesting book. Then he grabbed some nuts..
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Male 72
Caption:Ron:howd you like to swish and flick MY wand hermoine?
Harry:thats not a troll club...
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Male 165
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Harry: I may be 4-eyed, but your Ginger!
Ron: Will you shut up if i give you a nut to suck on?

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Male 128
Caption: The Anarchists cookbook quickly spread around the halls of Hogwarts.
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Female 3
CAPTION: Here Hermione, loosen up before bed tonight.
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Male 43
Hermione : What is it?

Harry : A ancient stone with the power to control anyones mind.

Hermoine : Really?

Harry : No you prat its an old book.

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Male 43
Harry: have a book.
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Male 292
CAPTION: Harry: Now do you believe me Hermione? This is me and your mom last night.
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Male 66
Ah you took mine Diddie
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Male 66
CAPTION: Harry: Look what Britany Spears has done this time.
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Male 217
CAPTION: Have you seen what Britney`s up to now..!
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Male 165
CAPTION:

Harry: And this is a nutcracker!
Ron: What...?

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Male 16
Hermione, how`d you like to try this position? Ron`s thinking(how`d you like me to crack your nuts, Harry)
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Male 165
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Harry: Look i`m a genius! by discising my Porn as a spellbook, i managed to sneak it in!

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Male 358
But you MUST eat Ron`s nuts...
It says so right here.
Do not be afraid, it`s your destiny.
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Male 165
CAPTION:
Harry: Here it is! here it is! the page on how to crack open a nut with your wand!
Ron: NOOO!
Hermio-whatsthespelling?: Oops! sorry Ron, targeted the wrong nut...
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Female 1,571
CAPTION: And now dear readers, HP slowly hands Harmony her first book of pr0n

(if you have no idea whats going on in that caption, youtube search Wizard People Dear Reader)

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Female 7
Caption:
Newspaper:5 knuts
Book: 10 Galleons
Being able to read Ron`s mind just by the look on his face..... Priceless
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Male 838
Caption: With a nosy friend like Harry, Ron`s private love notes to Dumbledore didn`t quite get the response hoped for.
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Male 42
CAPTION: Having a girl in your dorm ; $50
Bowl of nuts ; £20
Showing her Goatze, priceless...
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Male 42
CAPTION: once upon a monkey a fruddle was made from yuu`utu
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Male 75
Harry was devestated when he showed Ron and Hermione that the baby was not his in fact it was theirs.
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Male 42
caption; nice nuts ron
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Male 42
nice nuts ron
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Male 483
CAPTION:

Harry to Hermione: See, i told you the Kama-Sutra had detailed pictures

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Female 1,071
Caption

Harry: And this is the Phallus Erectus spell

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Female 45
"Maybe if I stare at her head hard enough, she`ll get a scar too..."
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Female 45
Harry: "These are the pictures of you that got on the internet"
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Male 34
Harry: Now, see? That`s how position 35 is suppossed to be done!
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Male 6
CAPTION: "Rohypnolium!"
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Male 25
CAPTION: Harry - "I`m sorry Hermione. We didn`t think the pictures would get out"
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Female 427
CAPTION:
Hermione: Harry, for the last time, Pixie pornography doesn`t interest me in the least bit!
Ron: I don`t know, some of those things they do with their wings are pretty raunchy..
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Male 239
CAPTION: Ron did his best to look innocent, hoping to pass his flatulence off as the residual smell from potions class.
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Female 3
Always one for creative license, Daniel Radcliffe showed Emma Watson his idea for a scene involving a threeway.
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Male 239
CAPTION: Book Title - The Idioits Guide to Growing Pot in your Dorm Room.
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Male 12
CAPTION: HARRY: Ok, this is sooo cool. First what you do is stare at the dot on the page for 20 seconds. Then focus on Weasley`s nuts and it`ll feel like my wand is in your hand.
HERMIONE: Yawn. Dumbledore already showed me this illusion, except instead of his wand it was a rubber chicken.
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Male 239
CAPTION: Ron - You guys work out the details, but somebody`s eating these nuts.
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Male 17
CAPTION: I told you my wand was the biggest, look at this comparison
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Male 17
CAPTION: Hey Hermione, I told you Ron molested me, and heres a picture to prove it.

CAPTION: Hey, who subscribed to play with my Wand Monthly

CAPTION: I

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Female 106
CAPTION: Look Hermione, Snape kills Dumbledore
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Male 239
CAPTION: Dispite all attempts at purging - the photoshop of Mrs. Weasley an Uma Thurman would occasionally resurface.
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Male 988
CAPTION: Harry: Have you seen my Dobby, Hermione? Here, have a photo.
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Male 18
CAPTION: Hermione "This `Karma Sutra` book makes no sense. I can`t bend like that, and why would you and Ron want to do that?"
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Male 18
CAPTION: Ron "Hey guys! come check out my nuts!"
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Male 239
CAPTION: I knew Hagrid loved animals, but that`s just not right.
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Male 363
Yes Harry, we already knew you were gay.
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Male 239
CAPTION: Honestly `arry, you`re old enough to read to yourself.
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Male 239
CAPTION: Well, this confirms it... it takes 416 licks to get the centre of a tootsie pop.
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Male 13
ron: check out my nuts
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Male 144
Caption: See, Hermione! I TOLD you that flatulence spell called for the left nut of a newt, NOT the right! FAIL!
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Male 17
CAPTION: Quick, Hermione. Use a spell to make "Napoleon Dynamite" funny.
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Male 17
CAPTION: You don`t remember? Here`s us doing it muggle-style.
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Male 29
Harry: Me and Ron have been experimenting for a while but... we were wondering if you`d like to join us in this position?
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Male 483
Harry: Now THIS dot-to-dot took me forever!

Hermione: But... It`s a square

Ron: [packs nuts in cheecks and sits quietly]

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Male 4
CAPTION: Here is the picture of Dumbledore and the gerbil.
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Male 26
caption:and here is a picture of rons other nuts
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Male 26
caption: you see we are just charecters in a book
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Female 837
CAPTION: Hermione: Oh my God! Is that... Grindelwald and Dumbledore?! ... Well, it explains a lot...
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Male 686
Wow. Fifth comment in a row
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Male 686
CAPTION: Director: CUT! Emma, could you just move your head a little to the left? We`re missing the glory shot.
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Male 686
CAPTION: Harry: And what do you think of this picture of me? Do you like it? I hope you like it. I`m trying a different pose. Tell me if you like it. You don`t like it, do you?
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Male 686
CAPTION: Ron was glad no one could see his ivisible friend Bob sitting beside him, bending over and gently sucking on his nuts
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Male 686
CAPYION: No, Emma. THIS is the line in the book you`re meant to say!
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Female 98
CAPTION
"Harry: Thats not what I ment when I said `eat my nuts`"
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Female 98
CAPTION
(Im hopeing its a book or this caption wont work)

"Harry: We`d like you to have this.
Book: `Threesomes For Dummies`"

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Male 11
Caption:

Harry:Come on Hermione,tell me you don`t want to try this?

Hermione:It DOES look interesting........

Ron:Oh god,I`m feeling so hard right now......

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Male 32
CAPTION: Hermione didn`t know which was more believable - a magical school in a far away land or the fact that a Ginger kid has friends
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Male 17
Caption: Ron thinks: "if i just keep quite and look interested, mabey noone will notice my massive erection"
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Male 182
CAPTION: HARRY: See! Dumbledore IS gay!
Ron: Oh, That explains why he was disappointed when i gave him the wrong nuts.
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Male 17
Caption: Hermione: hmmmmm Harry, even a spell of that magnitude could not get you two losers laid!!
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Male 75
CAPTION: hermione: wow harry, you really do like horses...
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Male 236
You still look tense,look at my porno well i grope your boobs.
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Male 19
Caption:

What are you reading Harry?

Two girls one cup, the novel.

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Male 43
Harry: dont just sit there and stare you idiots, my finger is trapped in this book.
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Male 27
See, I told you, you can`t cure it with magic...
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Male 528
Caption: Harry "Look! After I made her all that money, I don`t even get the girl I wanted!"
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Male 7
Caption:The Karma Sutra Harry had found didnt quite have the effect he was hoping for!
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Male 7
The Karma Sutra Harry had found didnt quite have the effect he was hoping for!
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Male 24
CAPTION: Ron rues his failure of the muggle trick "Penis in the popcorn" as Harry shows Hermione how it`s supposed to be done(in the book).
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Male 54
Caption: Harry: LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEMONS!
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Female 1
Harry: See? I told you so!

Hermione: No...it can`t be! I... thought. I thought i read ALL the books in the library! How did I miss that one?!?!?

Ron: *Stupid Harry. Hogging Hermione. mutter mutter*

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Female 1
Ron: What does Hermione got that I dont have?
Hermione: How does her leg bend back like that?
Harry: Seriously Hermione its not that difficult its just like postion 38!
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Male 11
CAPTION: "See Hermione, in the fan stories, we hook up. What was JK Rowling thinking?"
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Male 11
CAPTION: "This is what makes my scar tingle."
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Male 106
Caption: harry: you see herminy, they are "magical" condoms. you cant even see them they are so magical...
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Male 222
CAPTION:As all eyes were on Harry, no one noticed the magic jellybean trying to take over the world....
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Female 4
Caption:
Harmoine:"Oh my!Is this what Ron meant! I thought he offered me those in the bowl!!!"
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Female 328
CAPTION:
Harry: "Half-blood prince"? Pfft. I traded it for Ron`s copy of Dianetics. Now THERE`s a guy with all the answers.
Hermione: Harry--
Harry: ALL. THE. ANSWERS. HERMIONE.
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Female 328
CAPTION:
Harry: Look, it`s right here! Leviticus 18:22. "And with a man you shall not lie with as a man lies with a woman; it is an abomination."
Hermione: But Ron`s just eating nuts...
Harry: You say "tomato", I say "to-mah-toe".
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Male 761
Caption; Harry; You never told me you were a playmate!!!
Ron; umm i knew :D
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Male 15
CAPTION: Ron "I just know these two are gonna take me on a trip that nearly gets me killed. All I want to do is sit here and eat some nuts...maybe I am gay???"
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Male 15
CAPTION: Ron "damn, sloppy seconds again!"
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Male 15
CAPTION: 2 girls 1 cup pre-interner days
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Male 15
CAPTION: Harry "now all we need to do is fill out this consent form..."
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Male 724
"Thats me... not the horse."
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Male 453
CAPTION: Ron: don`t get a hard on don`t get a hard on DAM got a hard on.
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Male 10
CAPTION:
Ron: "That looks like me mum!"
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Male 10
Hermine: Oh my god! ... There`s a bug on the floor!
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Male 59
Indeed, for shame.
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Male 1
Caption: Look Hermione....it says right here that if you rub toilet paper between them they will grow bigger.
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Female 650
wow, most the captions are innuendo(sp?) ...... shame really
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Male 59
Here`s a CAPTION:
Harry: Hello! I`m Harry!
Ron: Hello! I`m Ron!
Hermione: Hello! I`m Hermione!
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Male 20
CAPTION: Don`t be such a coy bitch, Hermione! You knew it was "Vaginum Openarum" all along!!
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Male 194
ohh man delete before plagarism
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Male 194
nightshifter wow i usually see right through perverted,sick,adult joke but this one has me stuck enlighten please?
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Male 96
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley show Hermione their favourite part of "Kama Sutra for 3". A plan is hatched.
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Male 513

OMG, I`ve got one. I know I`ve already won once...but I couldn`t resist this.lol
(If I win again I`ll give the shirt to someone else)

CAPTION: What is that mysterious ticking noise??

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Male 270
CAPTION: Harry: Look at my animation on a card of 2 girls 1 cup!
Hermione: WHAT IS THAT! OH HOGWARTS!
Ron: What in the Bloody hell?
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Male 513

^^brownsugar3... that`s not too bad considering it`s your 4th post ever. Good on you!!
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Female 1,572
Harry-"and this is position 294 of the magical positions book"
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Male 306
Caption:
Harry: Mines is about that long give or take 2 inches.
Hermione: and those two round things at the end are those....
Ron: Nuts anyone?
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Male 80
caption "hermoine, i read your diary, why didnt you tell us you knew dumbledore was gay..... i mean wow, he likes nuts as much as ron there"
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Male 111
CAPTION:
Harry: "I`m Gay"
END.
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Male 325
Caption: Hermione and Ron tried to hide their terror as Harry asked them to read - HIS FANFICTION! *Gasp*
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Male 842
CAPTION: Caption not available because poster is too busy fantasizing about Emma Watson.
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Male 325
Caption: They quickly put their plan into action. Harry distracted Hermione with a spell written in pig latin while Ron carefully unhooked her bra, hoping she wouldn`t notice...
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Male 7
Caption: Look at this book,a best seller about a bunch of retarted teens who play quidditch on a broom
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Female 2
...and you`re going to climb in between, just like in the picture...
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Female 1,071
CAPTION: We assumed it, JK Rowling said it, but the magazine proved it to Harry and friends: Dumbledore was gay.
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Female 1,071
CAPTION: Harry shows Hermione his wood. Ron is unamused, as he has seen it many times before.
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Female 523
Harry: I`m flipping hermione off BUT SHE DOESN`T KNOW loloolllol pwnz0rz
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Male 185
Caption: always wanting to prove he is right, Harry showed Ron and Hermione who really had larger nuts.
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Male 194
CAPTION:
Harry"And with this Erecto Maximus spell it should look something like this"
Hermione"Err are those bumps normal???"
Ron"Wow Harry your more nuts then this bowl next to me"
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Female 100
Caption: Harry and Ron hoped that the crusty book they found would fool Hermonie into believing they hadn`t forgotten her birthday.
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Female 100
Caption: Nuts, magazine, and a book... Wow! THAT`S magic!
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Female 100
"Keep it clean" is pretty objective, I don`t think there have been any posts that have been over the line, close maybe, but not over it.
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Female 100
For the love of god, the rules for how the caption is picked is on the page, how is it so hard "suggestions" should be tossed out? There is a system already in place.
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Female 761
^So true, mandapanda28.

Seriously, LOTR was released like BAM BAM BAM, theres your trilogy. They need to get off their arses.

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Female 100
On page 43, we`ve found a position we`re interested in...
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Female 112
woww...the keep it clean rule didnt really get through to anyone...
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Female 112
CAPTION: Pictured is the new Harry Potter movie which will probably not be featured in theaters until 2015 due to the fact that everyone on the crew of the movie is chronically slow.
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Male 353
"Darling, it really is a Mac-book... it was printed in Scotland!"
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Male 668
CAPTION:

Peanuts: "Help!"
Harry: We have to find a way to change Penelope back.

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Male 236
Caption: Harry: Hey Hermione, I found this cool book called the Kama Sutra....wanna try this position here? Its called the Wizard Licker.
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Male 4
Caption: (After looking at the left picture in Hermione`s book) Harry since when was Dr.Phil a magician
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Male 476
Harry: Here Hermoine, I wrote these poems for you.
Hermoine: Harry?! I cant believe you wrote these just for me. You shouldnt have!
Ron: drat! I wish I`d have thought of that first. Hermoine would be sucking my rooster riiiiiight about now.
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Male 80
Caption: "Hermoine, you didnt even mention Ron or I in this Maxim spread you did!"
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Male 2,344
Caption: *Sigh* Britney`s done it again.
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Male 2
CAPTION: Harry: Here, just take a little hit. How else do you think I see Lord Voldemort, the Hogwarts, and make "magic potions"?
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Female 475
maybe the people who win the second and third place captions, could have caption picking rights on a page or two? it would be like a bonus prize..lol
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Female 475
you know, fancylad, i think a "fair" way to pick captions to vote on, is get a group together, and then you all can pick one caption per page of captions. that way if you have 17 pages of captions to choose from, you have seventeen captions to vote on. if you have 5 pages, five captions to vote on. That way we all know what is going on, and how the process is being dealt with, as well as ensuring everyone a fair chance.

just a thought i thought id put forward for concideration.

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Female 700
CAPTION:

Harry: See I told you.

Hermione: Woah!

Ron: You know who has a prince albert?

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Male 47
caption: see harmione mine as big as that horse`
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Female 678
Harry: This is what was in the pot brownies that ron just ate. He`ll be fine in an hour. And give him a glass of water for the nuts.
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Female 245
CAPTION::
Hermione- find a word that describes you.
Harry- agnst. pure agnst.
Ron- more like douche!
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Male 10
Hermoine, hold this while I show you how Ron wants you to do it.
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Female 23
HARRY: "Huh- so you`re not posing nude for Hogwarts? That`s funny because this naked girl looks an awwwfulll lot like you." HERMIONE: "Uhhhh..."
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Male 92
Caption:
Hairy:*thinks* great! while she looks at the book, i get a peek at her two little wizards!
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Male 65
Caption:I told you there was a spell to make you prettier Hermoine!
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Female 20
Caption:

Harry: I just finished book 7. Apparently, we grow up to be dysfunctional, screwed up members of society with ironic and untimely deaths.

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Male 65
Caption: Look! I`m destined to die. I know I shouldn`t have read the Harry Potter Series!
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Male 564
Caption: Late night "study" sessions.
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Male 203
Caption: "I found it! You see, right here in the Bible is where it says we are evil!"
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Female 7
Caption: Harry: See I told you Scissors DOES beat paper!!!!!
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Male 24
CAPTION: Hermoine: Harry, is your wand going off in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
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Female 7
Caption: Harry: Ron I used to think you were crazy... but now I can see your nuts!
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Male 426
CAPTION: Harry-"hermione...could you and ron PLEASE put your condoms somewhere OTHER than my journal?"

Ron-(thinking)"hes just jealous because my sis turned him down"

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Male 396
it appears more ppl thought of that impressive
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Male 426
Caption-YOU JUST GOT RICK POTTERED!
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Male 396
oh that was a caption btw
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Male 426
Caption: harry thinking-"ima rick roll her soo good"
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Male 68
CAPTION: Ron was distressed, seeing as how Harry always payed attention to Hermione, at the expense of Ron`s nuts.
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Female 362
Harry: Look it`s me naked by a horse!

Hermione: What the hell Harry!

Ron: (thinking) "I`d tap that"

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Male 396
Hey hermione what do u think of this position?
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Male 78
CAPTION: The Kama Sutra has led to Harry wanting to explore new tricks.
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Male 426
CAPTION: So hermione....me n ron made some porn...heres us snogging


hahah, sorry, couldnt resist saying snogging, being from america that word amuses me

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Female 367
CAPTION: Harry: My approval rating is even worse than President George W. Bush`s!
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Female 367
CAPTION: Harry: Hermione, I think it`s about time you come clean with where you REALLY where when you were using the Time-Turner...
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Male 209
Caption: Hey! Hey, Hermione! Look! Fags!
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Female 731
Caption: Harry: *thinking* Msut-divert-eyes-away-from-Ron`s-CROTCH!
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Male 32
CAPTION: Harry: Here, I got you a gift.
Hermione:Oh, uh, it`s a.....a uh....
Harry: Penis, yes.
Hermione:Oh, well..ha. This will be a good story to tell the kids.
Harry:....Oh. You want kids? That might be a problem...
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Male 32
Caption:This is very disappointing, you`re burning through our wireless minutes again.
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Male 83
CAPTION:
Hermione,I found your wallet and it says here on your ID that you`re actually 67 years old...
sooooo, try wearing a little less makeup
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Male 108
Caption: Harry: See? page 14 says i can doublecast fireball when I want, dumbass!
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Male 8
CAPTION: "I Told you Hagrid was big everywhere."
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Male 615
CAPTION: (showing her the catalog) "Thanks for inviting me into your Common Room. I`m sure that the outstanding deals on vacuum cleaners will make it well worth your while..."
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Male 615
CAPTION: "Excuse me, ma`am, have you heard of the Book of Mormon?"
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Male 551
CAPTION: I like the red one with the lace down there... But we could go for the black one that Ron liked
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Male 833
i dont think this picture has the comedic oppurtunity that the others had, should get a better one next time
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Male 1
"Oh my god guys! Look! I Look JUST like Harry Potter!"
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Male 8
This, Hermione, is how double penetration works.
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Male 315
Caption:
Director:Ok now put it in Black and White throw a moose in there somewhere and we`ll have the worlds greatest Abercrombie ad.
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Male 315
Caption: When Harry, Ron, And Hermoine find "101 Ways to anger your professor" they get into all kinds of shenangins, *coming this fall Harry Potter and the really lame sitcom*
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Male 105
CAPTION:
Harry: There hermoine heres the book of secrets to getting bigger boobs.

Ron: It`s never going to work...drating brits.

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Male 315
Caption: Hermoine: Well Harry I think we could do that but we might need rons help.
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Male 59
Caption: It`s called the kama sutra. Duh!
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Male 315
Caption: Hermione:So thats what happens when you cross a lime and a coconut and shake it all up.
Ron: No thats what it looks like when the Goatse spell is done wrong.
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Male 992
Harry: See, Dumbledore is Gay!
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Male 1
Caption:
Harry: OK...according to the schedule,...it`s...Ron`s turn tonight.
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Male 1,958
Caption:
Harry: There! Proof that Tony Blair was the worst Prime Minister of all time!
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Male 1,958
Caption:
The set went silent; no one could say anything. Emma knew she was too late. She looked with pleading eyes for Daniel to save her. All he could do was watch silently. The fart that Ruppert let out was so loud...the stench, un-escapable.
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Female 1,890
-ZOMG WEASLES-
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Male 1,958
Caption:
Harry: This is the last time I show you! This is the exact recipe to make some killer meth. Now get to it!
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Female 3
Caption-
Hermione: Is that Snape`s diary with the dirty limmerick`s in it?
Harry: Yeah it is baby, wanna read a few and see where things go? *wink*
Ron: Harry, why did you look at me when you said that?
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Female 1,890
ron-*hmm i wonder why harry wont give me his long box*
harry-um dude...you said that out loud

>->

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Female 5
Caption
HARRY: ...And this is where babies come from Hermione...
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Female 1,890
hermoine:hay harry, why do you have a wand in your pocket?
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Male 285
CAPTION : You`re right! Dumbledore naked is way better than this!
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Male 10
CAPTION:
Harry: Lame ways to give the camera the finger, #19: behind a book.
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Female 1,890
-it was finally time for the wizards to learn about toys and safe sx-
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Male 60
Caption
I do Not have ADD!! Hey look a chicken!!
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Male 12,138
Caption: Now Hermione, I want you to concentrate on this spell and repeat after me- Breastica Enlargicus!
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Female 1,890
harry:erm yea this is just a um BIG and LONG wand
but this works by moving it to then away from you

redhead dude:and eat these wal-nuts while useing it

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Male 60
CAPTION
"Did that. Done this one. Friend of mine did this one."
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Male 64
CAPTION: and if you turn it this way it looks like an elephant
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Female 35
Ron: there are no more elephants in europe now
Hermione: there are also no more unethical treatment of animals.
Harry: the world is a better place.
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Male 60
CAPTION
"Hey look guys, J.K. wrote a sequel. "Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom."
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Female 35
And this hermione is me standing naked next to a noble steed
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Male 3,296
caption: emma: 3 more movies guys, 3 more movies

caption: Daniel: Harry potter made, and destroyed my career
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Male 12
CAPTION:
Harry Potter: So I came up with my master plan! I would do a play called Equus so everyone would stop referring to me as Harry Potter. See Hermione here`s a picture. Well, what do you think about my.... *clears throat* masterpiece. "
Hermione: " That`s a really great horse. "
Harry Potter: No, I was talking about my big white..... one-eyed creature.
Hermione: " The horse has two eyes Harry. Are you sure your not under some spell by Voldemort to make you see only one eye? "
Ron: Don`t bother Harry, She will never get it, I`ve been trying to tap that since the first movie.
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Male 7
ok here`s what we`re gonna do. It`s called the Eiffel Tower.
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Male 105
Caption:

Harry was cold, almost uncaring at the revelation before him, but all he wanted at the point were answers as to why Ron was on the front page of the paper, and why he seemed to be armed with a machine gun.

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Male 1,556
Harry: Look its my old book on the McBeth play!
Ron/Hermione: How many times have you said that in the past years Harry?
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Male 119
Oh wow the new swimsuit edition finally arrived!
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Male 1,766
caption:being a wizard is stressful ron wacks it ecery chance he gets
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Male 9,305
CAPTION: Harry...that`s not a sna- oh you cheeky bastard!
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Male 1,803
Hermione couldn`t decide whether Harry was serious or not about the Viagara spell.
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Female 6
ahh, damn. thought i was being original with the penis wand thing.

sigh.

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Female 62
HARRY: Do you want to explain to me how this personal photo of Ron and I ended up in PlayGirl`s Secret Nights section?
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Female 6
CAPTION:

Behind the scenes, all the staff workers were suprised to know that Emma Watson was blocking Rupert Grint`s *ahem* `stiff wand`.

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Female 761
Caption: Dumbledore is Gay.
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Male 56
CAPTION: Personally I think that this whole caption thing is quite superfluos and bland. We all think our hearts out, for what? To be rejected over and over and over. I think that your egotistical biased picking ways are radical, and quite frustrating.

Tired of these irrelevant shenanigans,
Aduie,
Sincerely,
P.S.
Adios,

Enraged I-A-B Fanatic

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Male 208
caption:
harry: FOR THE LAST TIME, CANT U REMEMBER THE DAMN SCRIPT
GIRL: OK ILL TRY (SOBS)
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caption: Harry Potters worst enemy: puberty.
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Male 513

I`m surprised there aren`t more "Dumbledore is gay" captions.
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Female 24
how many fricken captions are about kuma satra come on guys!

x

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Female 4
Caption (Harry): Are you sure this is how you spell `ORANGE`?
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Female 531
Harry: Don`t be pissy at Ron, Hermione! He didn`t do anything wrong, it says right here you can ask a house elf to do ANYTHING and they`ll be more than happy to do it...
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Male 83
CAPTION: Harry- Have you ever heard of the kama sutra?
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Female 531
I`m liking Brescoach caption!
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Female 475
Caption : Look at the picture Hermione. Theyre walnuts, you cant always be right.
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Female 531
Harry: See right here, it says threesomes are perfectly natural. Come on Hermione, you`re depressing Ron!
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Male 11
Caption: Harry: And here`s a picture of me with a horse.
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Male 12
CAPTTtion: Dammit! Its prisoner of askaban not prisoner of ass cabin
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Male 196
Caption: Hermione doesn`t this look just like your ma?
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Male 14
CAPTION: See, gullible IS in the dictionary.

CAPTION: Trust me... its about... THAT big.

CAPTION: Look, it says right here in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows that I live. HA! How you like me now?

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Male 68
CAPTION:
Every kiss begins with K
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Female 7
CAPTION: This is the position I think we should try
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Female 7
CAPTION: Screw the caption, she`s legal in 3 weeks.
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Female 360
lol.. Rick S.. If you`re nominated I vote for you..
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Male 1,091
Caption:Hermione:But that looks dangerous!
Harry:Oh come on, you`ll be in the middle the whole time!
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Male 3,331
Daniel/Harry: See, it says right here we`re all to old for these roles already!
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Male 29
CAPTION: Harry, not Henry!
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Female 22
Caption:
I want to say something funny hear, but I just can`t stop looking at Ron`s nuts.
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Male 138
Ron: Good thing Hermoine`s head is in the way, or the audience might see im touching myself.
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Female 348
CAPTION:hermione: those pictures must of been from last night , i was soo high
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Male 239
Caption:If the bowl of nuts beside Ron doesn`t inspire a caption in you,try a wand pun instead.
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Male 4,012
CAPTION: What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Even with magic.

CAPTION: Harry was unaware that the book he was showing Ron and Hermione was not the spellbook for "Purge Evil", but Dumbledore`s personal diary instead.

CAPTION: "No wonder we couldn`t beat Voldermort yet! This guidebook says we should roll a d20 to attack, not a d6!"

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Male 10
tried fitting a wand/penis joke in, didnt work
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Male 10
CAPTION: Because Ron was only just experincing puberty, Harry and Hermoine tried there best not to notice lump in his trousers
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Female 818
Caption:
Hermione: Harry, I don`t think the Kama Sutra`s supposed to be in the Hogwarts library.
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Male 74
Caption: Ron: OK Harry, you distract her and I`ll cut a hole in the bottom of the bowl.
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Male 266
Caption: Hermoine, you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Male 34
Caption: Maybe you should start with a picture book.
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Male 528
Caption: Harry-Hey look at this photo of "Two Witches, One Caldron".
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Male 14
Caption: See, Hermoine? It`s my turn to have a... study group with you tonight. Let`s just leave Ron here with his nuts. It`s how he prefers it, anyway.
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Male 528
Caption: Harry "See, according to the guiness book of records you need stuff at least 23 nuts in there to break the record."
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Male 1
CAPTION: Hermione: guys leave me alone, viktor has a bigger wand than both of you
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Male 177
Caption: Harry: Are we all gonna have a threesome now or what?
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Female 353
O: PRONZ!
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Male 186
CAPTION: "Harry asks Hermione to look at a picture of his `magic wand` while Ron is about to grab a handful of nuts..."
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Male 686
CAPTION: Harry, I don`t care what you show me, Legolas is still hotter than you.
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Male 239
Caption:Hey Harry,you don`t think anyone is going to post this single image as a full video on Youtube do ya?
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Male 686
CAPTION: 2 Wizards, 1 Bitch.
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Male 6
Caption: In More Ways Than one, Rons Nuts Were Left Untouched. There Was A Mystery To Solve.
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Male 11
"No really guys, It`s a muggle book and I`m the main character!!"
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Female 180
CAPTION : 2 Wizards, 1 Witch.
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Male 686
CAPTION: Readers Digest just doesn`t interest the magic community anymore.
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Male 528
Caption: Harry "According to this National Geographic they could potentionaly get much larger...but very saggy.
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Male 149
Caption: Harry-"This is where Dumbledore touched me."
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Male 629
Caption: Harry and Ron show Hermione the Scientology book hidden in their Dark Arts professor`s office.
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