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by the way, wtf on the nuts?
Harry: Sucks to be you!
More Disappointment at Mullet Conference
Harry: I told you we should have went with the "Skullet".
Ron: What`s an internet?
Caption 2:Hermione: (µ(64±`½`÷68)x(23+4°))=CheesecakeRon + Harry: WTF?
Caption 3:<Insert caption involving Ron`s nuts here>
Harry and Hermione were endulging in an interesting convorsation; Ron was lost a short way into it, so instead he fiddled with his nuts
Harry wanted Ron`s nuts, Ron wanted Harrys` Book and wand, And Hermione wanted nothing more to do with them.
I see that ron was enjoying the feel of his nuts so much that he didnt notice Harry and Hermione`s conspirosy* theory.
*I know i spelt it wrong
Harry: I may be 4-eyed, but your Ginger!Ron: Will you shut up if i give you a nut to suck on?
Harry : A ancient stone with the power to control anyones mind.
Hermoine : Really?
Harry : No you prat its an old book.
Harry: And this is a nutcracker!Ron: What...?
Harry: Look i`m a genius! by discising my Porn as a spellbook, i managed to sneak it in!
(if you have no idea whats going on in that caption, youtube search Wizard People Dear Reader)
Harry to Hermione: See, i told you the Kama-Sutra had detailed pictures
Harry: And this is the Phallus Erectus spell
CAPTION: Hey, who subscribed to play with my Wand Monthly
Hermione: But... It`s a square
Ron: [packs nuts in cheecks and sits quietly]
"Harry: We`d like you to have this.Book: `Threesomes For Dummies`"
Harry:Come on Hermione,tell me you don`t want to try this?
Hermione:It DOES look interesting........
Ron:Oh god,I`m feeling so hard right now......
What are you reading Harry?
Two girls one cup, the novel.
Hermione: No...it can`t be! I... thought. I thought i read ALL the books in the library! How did I miss that one?!?!?
Ron: *Stupid Harry. Hogging Hermione. mutter mutter*
CAPTION: What is that mysterious ticking noise??
Seriously, LOTR was released like BAM BAM BAM, theres your trilogy. They need to get off their arses.
Peanuts: "Help!"Harry: We have to find a way to change Penelope back.
just a thought i thought id put forward for concideration.
Harry: See I told you.
Ron: You know who has a prince albert?
Harry: I just finished book 7. Apparently, we grow up to be dysfunctional, screwed up members of society with ironic and untimely deaths.
Ron-(thinking)"hes just jealous because my sis turned him down"
Hermione: What the hell Harry!
Ron: (thinking) "I`d tap that"
hahah, sorry, couldnt resist saying snogging, being from america that word amuses me
Ron: It`s never going to work...drating brits.
redhead dude:and eat these wal-nuts while useing it
Harry was cold, almost uncaring at the revelation before him, but all he wanted at the point were answers as to why Ron was on the front page of the paper, and why he seemed to be armed with a machine gun.
Behind the scenes, all the staff workers were suprised to know that Emma Watson was blocking Rupert Grint`s *ahem* `stiff wand`.
Tired of these irrelevant shenanigans,Aduie,Sincerely,P.S.Adios,
Enraged I-A-B Fanatic
CAPTION: Trust me... its about... THAT big.
CAPTION: Look, it says right here in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows that I live. HA! How you like me now?
CAPTION: Harry was unaware that the book he was showing Ron and Hermione was not the spellbook for "Purge Evil", but Dumbledore`s personal diary instead.
CAPTION: "No wonder we couldn`t beat Voldermort yet! This guidebook says we should roll a d20 to attack, not a d6!"