How to Make the Iraq War More Eco-Friendly

Submitted by: MitchelHunt 9 years ago in Funny
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They make some good points!
There are 31 comments:
Male 957
I Love being environmentally friendly!
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Male 40
Good Idea if we are going to Kill tons of fellow humans why does the earth have to be caught in the cross-fire.
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Male 6
thats was great
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Male 51
Yay for the Onion!
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Male 174
Balsa-`copters. Heh.

Wouldn`t need to have those dangerous life jackets floating around since the whole craft would float anyways. =p

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Male 166
It`s so nice to see an internet video featuring actors other than college kids.
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Male 396
lol good job onion woot woot
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Male 833
hehe go onion, i would think people by now would understand fake news here, and bikerteen, stop posting on how everything sucks :)
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Male 430
I agree we do need bio friendly testical electrocution. My cuurent testical electrocution machine omits to many cfcs
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Male 602
The moment I heard "testical electrocution" I could tell it was fake.
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Female 472
Ahhh, The Onion. Never fails. Good stuff, I dont know how anyone could believe its real, its all too rediculous.
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Male 4,012
<-----------> The joke

<-----------> Alikabul`s head

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Male 485
haha i thought that was real for a minute then i read that it was the onion.
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Female 98
"a long and bloody history of taking care of their environment" lol. Lets all save the planet by using hemp sacks to cover the faces of the prisoners we are about to sexually abuse. How did they keep their faces straight?
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Female 1,572
ONION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 695
That was just stupid... It`s not really a laughing matter...
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Male 34
It was ok. Testicle jokes stopped being funny in third grade though.
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Male 56
"just go in there and hack every living thing, man, woman, child, with a machettie. zero emmissions." lmao
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Male 944
are you McFrickin serious?...
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Male 33
"...a long and bloody history of taking care of their environment." lmfao
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Male 4,290
"I hope this was wasn`t a real discussion because I found it too amusing to seem like one. I think the last comment gave it away."


Good call. Also the fact that it said "Onion reporter" etc underneath the captions. The Onion is a satirical joke news service.

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Male 534
<3 Onion

BTW, when this was posted on myspace, a frighteningly amount of people thought it was real then proceeded to talk about how they can`t trust the government.

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Male 4,012
I <3 the Onion.
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Male 317
Wow I had to watch that twice, that was hilarious. BikerTeen, you`re just an idiot.
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Male 2,113
kinda funny but still not that great
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Male 3,301
Greenpeace would blow the biggest collective load in their entire lives if they saw this.
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Male 77
Wow, I said that ^ before I watched it...Now that I`ve seen it I`m laughing pretty hard.

Balsa wood helicopters that burn up upon being shot down, "No waste at all". EXCEPT THE PILOT THAT DIED! They`re going to save the Earth by cutting down trees to make helicopters instead of using metal which might actually offer SOME protection to the pilot. Cut down 3 trees, and lose 1 life. Good deal.

Testicular electrocution and testicular squeezing as torture methods, LOL.

Being more eco-friendly by sending soldiers into Iraq to "Hack every living thing, man, woman or child up with a machete.", LOL.

Stop feeding soldiers to save consumption, LOL.

I hope this was wasn`t a real discussion because I found it too amusing to seem like one. I think the last comment gave it away.

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Male 369
thats was funny
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Male 77
Now apparently we`re doomed to be in a sacrificial "war"...The easiest solution for anything regarding the Iraq war is to just get out of Iraq. :-)
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Female 496
God I love the Onion.
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Male 161
Link: How to Make the Iraq War More Eco-Friendly [Rate Link] - They make some good points!
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