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Date: 03/13/08 12:15 AM

31 Responses to How to Make the Iraq War More Eco-Friendly

  1. Profile photo of MitchelHunt
    MitchelHunt Male 13-17
    161 posts
    March 12, 2008 at 11:36 am
    Link: How to Make the Iraq War More Eco-Friendly - They make some good points!
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    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:27 am
    God I love the Onion.
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    pimptastical Male 13-17
    77 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:28 am
    Now apparently we`re doomed to be in a sacrificial "war"...The easiest solution for anything regarding the Iraq war is to just get out of Iraq. :-)
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    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:40 am
    thats was funny
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    pimptastical Male 13-17
    77 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:42 am
    Wow, I said that ^ before I watched it...Now that I`ve seen it I`m laughing pretty hard.

    Balsa wood helicopters that burn up upon being shot down, "No waste at all". EXCEPT THE PILOT THAT DIED! They`re going to save the Earth by cutting down trees to make helicopters instead of using metal which might actually offer SOME protection to the pilot. Cut down 3 trees, and lose 1 life. Good deal.

    Testicular electrocution and testicular squeezing as torture methods, LOL.

    Being more eco-friendly by sending soldiers into Iraq to "Hack every living thing, man, woman or child up with a machete.", LOL.

    Stop feeding soldiers to save consumption, LOL.

    I hope this was wasn`t a real discussion because I found it too amusing to seem like one. I think the last comment gave it away.

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:50 am
    Greenpeace would blow the biggest collective load in their entire lives if they saw this.
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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 1:40 am
    kinda funny but still not that great
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    Lost_In_Time Male 18-29
    317 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 1:51 am
    Wow I had to watch that twice, that was hilarious. BikerTeen, you`re just an idiot.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 2:59 am
    I <3 the Onion.
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    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 3:13 am
    <3 Onion

    BTW, when this was posted on myspace, a frighteningly amount of people thought it was real then proceeded to talk about how they can`t trust the government.

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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 4:22 am
    "I hope this was wasn`t a real discussion because I found it too amusing to seem like one. I think the last comment gave it away."


    Good call. Also the fact that it said "Onion reporter" etc underneath the captions. The Onion is a satirical joke news service.

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    Egomie Male 18-29
    33 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 4:38 am
    "...a long and bloody history of taking care of their environment." lmfao
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    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:21 am
    are you McFrickin serious?...
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    AceRedneck Male 13-17
    56 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 6:26 am
    "just go in there and hack every living thing, man, woman, child, with a machettie. zero emmissions." lmao
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    Vandalist Male 18-29
    34 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 6:45 am
    It was ok. Testicle jokes stopped being funny in third grade though.
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    alikabul Male 18-29
    696 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 7:20 am
    That was just stupid... It`s not really a laughing matter...
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 7:56 am
    ONION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    misstakenID Female 18-29
    98 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 8:00 am
    "a long and bloody history of taking care of their environment" lol. Lets all save the planet by using hemp sacks to cover the faces of the prisoners we are about to sexually abuse. How did they keep their faces straight?
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    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 8:13 am
    haha i thought that was real for a minute then i read that it was the onion.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 9:52 am
    <-----------> The joke

    <-----------> Alikabul`s head

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    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 10:42 am
    Ahhh, The Onion. Never fails. Good stuff, I dont know how anyone could believe its real, its all too rediculous.
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    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 11:48 am
    The moment I heard "testical electrocution" I could tell it was fake.
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    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 11:54 am
    I agree we do need bio friendly testical electrocution. My cuurent testical electrocution machine omits to many cfcs
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    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    hehe go onion, i would think people by now would understand fake news here, and bikerteen, stop posting on how everything sucks :)
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    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    lol good job onion woot woot
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    TGPZarquon Male 30-39
    166 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    It`s so nice to see an internet video featuring actors other than college kids.
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    sabreduelist Male 13-17
    174 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    Balsa-`copters. Heh.

    Wouldn`t need to have those dangerous life jackets floating around since the whole craft would float anyways. =p

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    FrogBlaster7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    Yay for the Onion!
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    robbybob Male 18-29
    6 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    thats was great
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    duststorm888 Male 18-29
    40 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    Good Idea if we are going to Kill tons of fellow humans why does the earth have to be caught in the cross-fire.
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    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 2:57 am
    I Love being environmentally friendly!

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