How To Get an Upgrade to First Class

Submitted by: twj 8 years ago

How To Get An Upgrade To First Class
Clever tips on getting upgraded to first class with great usage of dolls and action figures.
There are 45 comments:
Female 350
Another way to get into first class, is to be the last passenger onto the plane.

If you see a seat in first class, sit there.
They generally never check your ticket, unless you don`t look like you should be there.

I`ve gotten into first class like this myself.
Free meal, on a half hour flight. That`s nice!

Sometimes, it doesn`t work, and they just reassign you to your proper seat, no worries.

First class FTW!

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Male 315
Where can I get a Tony Robbins action figure?
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Male 326
^WNLD LOL at too pretty to fly. And did anyone else notice at the body odour part, the guy Barbie was complaining about was Middle Eastern or black? Yay for racism, lol...
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Female 60
Well I guess for those who are really desperate....in order to gain upgrade, you could always sleep with the pilot, sweetie.....
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Male 3,431
This information is useless to me, I am the one people complain about in coach.
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Male 1,275
=/
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Male 1,275
Hated it
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Male 1,275
Poiless
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Male 1,275
Stupid
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Male 1,036
This guy is funny as hell. Still, he has too big a action figure collection to be cool.
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Male 287
He had an annoying voice.
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Male 9,306
Asking nicely will get you good results nearly everywhere, however you must be sincere. So if you`re a douche and faking sincerity, people will smell it a mile away.

Being a good person is NOT hard.

People try to bribe me for a Wii at work. It makes me wish I could ban them from the store altogether. If people are short with me, rude, or simply loud and obnoxious, they won`t receive the utmost effort on my part, simply because they aren`t giving any effort on theirs.

If you actually think you`re better than someone just because you outrank them or are a customer, you have a really mean reality check to face.

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Female 243
They should have been kicked off the plane for being too pretty!
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Female 243
I beg to differ. Some of those dolls were too GOOD-LOOKING to fly altogether.
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Female 496
"First of all, doing this is most likely illegal and second, why the hell does this guy have so many barbie dolls?!"

He probably stole them from the stripper. Also, what`s the big deal about flying coach? It`s really not that bad.

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Male 83
First of all, doing this is most likely illegal and second, why the hell does this guy have so many barbie dolls?!
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Male 506
brilliant
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Male 2,395
Well, maybe if i was with someone who has a wedding dress... it could work.
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Female 2,027
ive moved up before by waiting to see if there are spaces in first class and then just asked to move there, they allowed us to! woop woop!
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Male 3,296
26! sucks balls

i have man boobs lol

and i cant breast feed

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Male 2,113
25! cool video
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Female 960
^^ If someone was a complete asshat out to rape the system, would you be nice to them?

9-times-out-of-10 the people who are bumped up to first class (for silly reasons like this, not really, legitimate reasons) are completely douches about it as well.

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Male 908
Iroj
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
94 Posts Thursday, March 20, 2008 10:41:29 AM
Yeah...no. As a flight attendant I would seriously recommend that you don`t do most of what they suggest.

You may get upgraded to 1st class, but we`ll still treat you like you`re in coach.


so you are admitting to treating people differenty...
You are a mean person

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Male 1,078
um...cool?
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Female 296
I COULD fly first class if i wanted to because my friends brother works for AA and he gets free tickets but i cant because i have my 2 year old with me most of the time.... stupid no children in first class rule!
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Female 2,258
My mom was upgraded once because the guy she was sitting next to told her to just play along and he told a stewardess that they had just gotten married and were on their way to their honeymoon. She brought them to first class and gave them a complimentary champagne bottle to enjoy during their flight.
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Male 7
Hmmmm I doubt that actualy works.
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Male 55
complete rubbish. and code OSI can mean anything from the fact you`re travelling as a family to if you take some kind of meds. the airline will upgrade frequent flyers first and people whose bookings they`ve screwed up before anyone else.
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Male 645
How completely useless.
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Male 550
I must be weird to have never considered joining first class. How much better is it?
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Female 960
Yeah...no. As a flight attendant I would seriously recommend that you don`t do most of what they suggest.

You may get upgraded to 1st class, but we`ll still treat you like you`re in coach.

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Female 1,572
wtf?
Videojug
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Female 775
I miss my barbies. I`ll Remember those tips the next time I Fly.
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Female 486
Never thought I`d see a grown man playing with dolls.
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Female 2,672
lol i like
but the advice is kinda useless, u shood no it already
still funny tho
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Male 67
And we`ll leave the light on for ya.
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Male 233
OMG 01:40 soooo hot!
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Male 348
My God, those little things scare the hell out of me. I`m going to have nightmares tonight...
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Female 920
haha I liked the guy surrouned by Sting the wrestler to threaten him.
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Female 850
knowledge is power!!!
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Male 896
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

Lol, barbie boob.

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Male 2,703
25th!!

anyone else think the bobble head looks like james fanco

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Female 488
24th!

i liked the spotlights on barbie

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Male 1,039
23rd

LOL...had to make fun of the silly 1sts. Meh on the video.

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Male 1
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