Honda Asimo`s Waiter

Submitted by: KeVsTeR2475 8 years ago Tech
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Remember the Asimo robot that played the trumpet last week? Here it is as a waiter. How long before it enslaves humans?
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Male 153
@ ryan99
actually it took 7 days for us humans....
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Male 2,344
To the people that say that the robots suck because it`s taken a few years and they still can`t do what we can, remember this. It took millions of years of evolution to let us do what we can, so these robots being able to do that much in what, 12 years of development MAX? That`s killing nature`s pace.


Because we designed them with the intelligence we have now, or we tried to. They aren`t like us starting from a small organism changing over millions of years, they started at about what we are capable, minus our brain power. Machine will never be better than man.

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Male 1
To the people that say that the robots suck because it`s taken a few years and they still can`t do what we can, remember this. It took millions of years of evolution to let us do what we can, so these robots being able to do that much in what, 12 years of development MAX? That`s killing nature`s pace.
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Male 80
Now I sort of wish I hadn`t watched I,Robot or the Terminator films. And how long before some wag posts "I`d hit it"?
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Male 354
A robot waiter? Cool with me, no more tipping.
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Female 118
Open the pod bay doors, HAL...
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Male 5,194
>I`m getting kinda freaked out. How are you gonna control them?

Control freak. I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

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Male 2,703
they cant enslave us if we dont program violence. the adverse is that if we can teach them to fight wars, no more human casualties; again we lead to the turning the violence on their owners...

if the robots can obey the 3 rules of robotics then we are fine, but if they decide to violate any of the rules, mainly the first, we are screwed.

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Male 168
Not long... soon it will be US who are the robots!
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Female 183
it scared me when the second asimo apeared out of nowhere!
they are gonna take over the world eventually, they will even sooner if they just keep popping out at random time.
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Male 98
"...Will Smith will make everything right in the end."

Isn`t that in the Bible or something?

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Male 2,592
i have about 25,000 of these already manufactured, with plans to have at least 1,000,000 standing this summer. they are armed to the teeth and as mean as nazi`s. the enslavement has begun.
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Male 453
Most expensive starbucks ever!!!!
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Male 123

27yrs for human slavery by robots... and counting.

But don`t worry. We`ll kind of like it. In fact, we`ll pay for it.

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Male 724
I can totally see ASIMOV shoot targets 800 yds down range with lethal precision...
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Male 2,172
Machines are doing a better job then anyone else ever could at no price ( other then the price of the machine itself ) no wonder everyone in the manufacturing industry are getting canned all the time.

Humans have to learn to live in another type of society that would not be as competitive.

Resource based economy, now.

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Male 822
how long till the enslavement begins?

about as long as the food takes to get to

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Male 291
im moving back. need to cyborg-ize myself so im on the right side during the big revolution.
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Male 650
Man, if a waiter was this bloody slow, he`d be canned within minutes. I guess it just shows you that while these robots are impressive, they have a long way to go in order to achieve what we`re able to do so easily.
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Female 142
He walks like he has a giant dildo up his ass.
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Male 623
lol i would not want that thing as my waiter
"Oh hey look our food is coming! yep...still coming....stilllll....comingggg....ok i think its speeding up....nope nevermind..."
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Female 1,572
but at least it`ll be courteous and adorable while doing so?
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Male 2,344
Exactly what the description says. How long until it replaces us? And of course it is the Japanese who are making this stuff. What`s so special about it? Are people becoming this lazy that they have to make robots do everything for them?
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Male 51
Tankity, this is merely a step, the sheer fact that they have robots that can perform the simple function is amazing. plus all they need to do is add speed, which could easily be done by adding 2 more legs or giving it wheels for a base or anything. they have the legs to merely show off
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Male 358
Meh, a waste of time and money. A human could do that in under 10 seconds- and only cost minimum wage, (less if he/she`s an illegal).

The scary part of all this is that we could really be only one generation away from the universal soldier... Which means Asia will rule the world :(

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Male 2,113
cool
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Male 2,160
hmmm....*adds armor piercing bullets and materials for emp explosives to his shopping list*
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Male 608
but the important question. Can you have sex with it?
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Female 674
"Waiter, my drink, please... Waiter... Faster. Please. STEP ON IT."
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Male 3,431
I saw how that movie ended. Things aren`t looking good for the Bios.
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Female 138
i know they`re robots...but dont you feel sorta bad? i dunno....i guess it looks so real that it looks alive
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Male 3,301
Damn fearmongers. Aint you ever seen I Robot? If that movie has taught us anything (along with many others), its that Will Smith will make everything right in the end.
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Male 59
I`m getting kinda freaked out. How are you gonna control them? These ones I`m sure you can just tip over and let them lay there until the batteries are dead. But what about the future ones? OMGOMGOMG!
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Male 3,301
That ain`t nothin a monkey butler can`t do.
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Female 368
3 hours l8r...
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Male 4,012
As long as Asimov`s rules are maintained, never. Hopefully.
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Male 217
or..... people could just keep there jobs instead of having slow robots do it...
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Male 153
3 Days? If he can be a waiter, he can certainly enslave all mankind in a torrent of cold rage and violence.
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Male 1,837
Link: Honda Asimo`s Waiter [Rate Link] - Remember the Asimo robot that played the trumpet last week? Here it is as a waiter. How long before it enslaves humans?
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