Half Car in Russia

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in

(Enter your best Yakov Smirnoff joke here.)
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Male 713
in soviet russia
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Male 358
What do you call one Ukrainian? A partisan. Two? A artisan cell. Three? A partisan cell with a traitor in their midst.
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Male 957
well it wasn`t quite Half a car but it was missing quite a bit of the right side! YEAH!! you weirdo!

even in russia.

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Female 362
In Soviet Russia car owns you!
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Male 326
In Soviet Russia, you do not need entire car, just need bigger gun!
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Male 81
Had some trouble identifying the manufacturer. Was it Bentley, Rolls or Lambourghini?
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Male 453
Easy access! no need for doors.

Russia = Lols

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Female 374
lol id totally drive that car!! XD looks fun and you have unlimited air conditioning!
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Male 1,275
=/
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Male 1,275
Russia ahhhhh what a joke
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Male 102
In Soviet Russia, You are only good for a half a car.
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Male 693
Hahaha, I don`t think that was his actual car, guys.
I think he probably was driving that from one place to another so it can be destroyed or something.
Sort of sad if that was his actual car, though.
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Male 78
in soviet russia, ass halves you!
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Male 2,344
In Soviet Russia, you are missing the parts!
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Male 38
in Soivet russia, idiots video YOU!
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Male 1,556
In Soviet Russia STFU!
there is nothing wrong with that car. As long as it works its ok.
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Male 6
omg soo just because im russian all those things do things to me! thats crazy but that car does remind me of the top gear african speacial lol crazy brits
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Female 523
In soviet russia, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by cutting my car in half!
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Male 2,506
in soviet russia people take videos of other people driving in a third of a car, and have more logical fractions
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Male 8
In soviet Russa, LAST!
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Female 1,492
that`s not half a car...the car just didn`t have a door.
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Male 7,933
In Soviet Russia, Car Drives YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, Door Open YOU!!!
What a country! In America you watch Big Brother, In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watch YOU!!!!
What a country! I saw a sign that said "Part Time Women Wanted" What a country! Even transvestites can get job!
In Soviet Russia, Video Comment YOU!!!!
IAB Post YOU!!!
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Male 506
BEER: making totaled cars seem as good as new since 1862!
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Male 623
In Soviet Russia, camera says hello to you!
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Male 791
Any Canadians who watch Trailer Park Boys will instantly be reminded of Ricky`s car. Hilarious.
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Male 70
Yakov Smirnoff voice:
In Soviet Russia... uh, sh[t. In Soviet Russia, half of you is car, uh... I meess Soviet Russia.
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Male 2,395
I like that car. :)
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Male 1,584
haha i like his nervous little wave.
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Male 1,003
in Soviet Russia, shut the f*ck up.
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Male 3,296
MY NEIGHBOR Has a car like that not as f`ed up but pretty darn close
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Male 2,486
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
IN SOVIET RUSSIA,
CAR DRIVES YOU.
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Male 342
Big deal. Where`s the video of the half car which was just the front half and still drove?
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Male 2,113
fail
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Male 10,440
I`m pretty sure there was more than half a car there, and YES its perfectly LEGAL.
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Male 510
In Soviet Russia, doors remove YOU!
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Male 4,393
2. In Soviet Russia, we like our with no doors :)
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Male 4,393
.....and im like "nice ride, dude!!" 8-)
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Female 1,412
In Russia your only half a man with a whole car!
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Male 2,159
pinker, it`s illegal on cars - as a pose to military grade vehicles from a million years ago - because, if you fall out on the move, you`ll probably die.

Still, no need for a/c.

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Male 2,159
"Have you had an accident in the last two years? Wasn`t your fault? Call us now!"

1800-555-PWNED

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Male 290
i wonder if he bought it at half price?
yayyy i fail too now
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Female 427
Well, it is legal to remove doors from Jeeps. So why not other cars?
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Female 507
In Soviet Russia, car halves YOU!
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Male 350
In Soviet Russia, this video is new.
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Male 592
In communist Russia, Internet Bores You!

Ooh Vodka, Da.

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Female 128
Haha, this is legal?!
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Male 608
i would love to drive that around
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Male 203
In Soviet Russia no one is bored
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Male 626
Quick question... is doors a requirement for MOT? I think its more a personl need. Maybe if the door is loose and will fall off, but no issue if its already gone.
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Female 920
is it just me..or did that guy kinda look like Hitler?
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Female 731
In Soviet Russia, you rip car off!

...I phail.

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Female 1,572
goodness XD
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Male 1,623
In Soviet Russia, comment posts you!
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Male 4,004
In Soviet Russia, you get car right off assembly line...literally.

But seriously, it looks like it`s missing parts, but it`s the new Lada Concept 2009

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Male 901
In Soviet Russia, Video posts you!
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Male 946
lmao hammond- OLIVER. funny stuff.
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Male 2,720
In Russia, private parts rub mayonnaise all over YOU.
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Male 2,720
Yakov at the American grocery store:
"Powdered milk, powdered eggs, baby powder . . . what a country!"
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Male 641
Fxck Lamborghini doors, this is the real shxt.
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Female 117
Never! The world shall never run out of vodka!! How can you say such cruel things!!
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Male 686
Who the hell is Yakov Smirnoff and why is he driving Oliver?
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Male 89
:O run out of vodka!?
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Female 4
Don`t you think this car is old and broken, you fools! This is a high-level modification:less fuel consumption-a reserve for the black days when we run out of vodka.
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Male 1,024
passes inspection
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Female 117
o yea... top gear africa special haha I think they had more stuff on there car lol...

OLIVER!!!

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Male 121
In Soviet Russia joke tells you.
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Female 117
In Russia, there are no MOT tests!
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Male 8
In Soviet Russia, Monkey spanks you!
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Male 612
In Soviet Union, Road forks YOU!:-?
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Male 8
In Soviet Russia, Car cuts you in half!
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Male 348
The guy in the car was looking at the cameraman like there was nothing wrong. What? Just half a car. I don`t see the big deal about it...
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Male 13
Remind anyone of the top gear africa special?
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Male 30
In Russia, car drives you!
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Female 1,586
Link: Half Car in Russia [Rate Link] - (Enter your best Yakov Smirnoff joke here.)
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