Guy Describes Pornography

Submitted by: SaintPatty 9 years ago in Funny
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Guy with new video camera watches pornography on the internet and describes them to you. Funny, but NSFW language.
There are 73 comments:
Female 62
OK, apparently, there is a website of audio files of people describing porn in a similar way, but it`s TO HELP THE BLIND! I S#!t you not! Look up pornfortheblind dot org, and there it is. I can`t really listen to any of them for very long, but the idea is eerily fascinating. (And I promise there are no ads or anything, just some text and buttons to play the files, it`s not a pay website.)
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Female 450
YanksRool, just cuz it was a repost doesn`t mean it`s not funny. We`re just telling IAB to keep coming in with new things. You take comments WAY too seriously. :/
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Female 450
REPOST! I`m definitely sure this was posted while I was a lurker. :P
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Female 40
the second part of this is a WHOLE lot better
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Female 4,447
Nicely done.
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Male 201
lol that was very very hot! lol funny overall!
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Female 17
That did it for me. Mmm.
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Male 483
It`s much better to make your own instead of watching someone else`s ;-)
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Male 1,024
"...and then you`ll masturbate to that." HAHA!

I guess some people get off on descriptions.

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Male 9
that dude is in the pictionary video :)
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Male 724
I was kind of waiting for the credits to start rolling ... but they never came...?
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Male 106
that was quite possibly the greates wank i ever had
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Male 272
As for the description, I`d rather look up my own porn.
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Male 272
His hair`s too short...
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Male 29
All the geeks who are so proud to have seen this or something like this on other websites have to comment that it`s old or a repost. For those of us who haven`t seen it, well F you. I liked it and thought it was funny. Go back into your holes and watch every post on every website and die.
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Male 98
great imagery!!!
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Male 693
Ughh.. Can people stop bitching on how IAB steals from Cracked all the time, and other websites as well?

THE WHOLE point of IAB is to eliminate going to all those effing websites and to just go here. I mean, still go to youtube. But don`t even bother going to Cracked anymore. God damn.

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Male 891
kinda old, but otherwise its still funny.
and why is loppyfoot`s post still up there?
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Male 41
i hope you have a great orgasm lmfao!
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Male 506
^No, that wasn`t funny, you FAIL.
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Male 1
this guy has to much time on his hands . LMFAO . get it ?
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Female 731
Of course, I on the other hand, managed to work in two "first"`s to my top of the page post, with no comments whatsoever, its a knack...
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Male 1,354
FAIL
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Female 731
Gosh, thanks Gun, we had no idea.... try reading the rest of the comments first before posting the same thing. its the same as those "first! lolz!" posters. and equally tedious.
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Female 850
repost.
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Male 2,160
LOL,okay,thats one way to do it...
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Male 130
he spent more time describing the penis than anything... *paranoids all over jebler*
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Male 9,305
Besides, I can probably describe it much better...if not write it. ;D
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Female 731
Most amusing, and yes, i ejaculated, but the (hi mom) bit made me shrivel.
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Male 34
Best porn ever.
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Male 9,305
lawl...and gross, Linkin Park. Bleh. :P
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Male 8
also, there is a sequel to this video and it is 10 times funnier
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Male 13
I came.
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Male 8
this website has so much stuff from those arent muskets, it should just post a link to TAM`s website and stop posting individual videos. Also, I saw that joke about the sears catalog two nights ago on comedy central presents, so that`s more than likely where primetimekin found it.
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Female 920
haha. that was funny. i like how he pauses. anyone notice that the video looked like it kept stopping and starting? masturbating maybe?
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Male 385
Tired of posting new things from Cracked.com, iab starts posting all the old sh*t too. Way to fail, a$$hats.
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Female 70
seen it ages ago...
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Female 1,134
lmao such a teaser porn
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Male 833
augh IMB.... stop doing reposts!!!!
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Male 716
Hilarious :) What`s the name of that song in the beginning?
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Male 112
OMG i just cummed all over myself..
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Male 108
wow that is hilarious
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Female 83
REPOSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Male 4,867
yh well done loppyfoot and 303skater we can fudgein well count past 3

dumbasses

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Male 216
I had an interesting conversation with an old man today, it went something like this "I hate kids today. Masturbation is so easy for them. When I was a kid you had to sneak into your moms room, go into her Sears catalog and go to the lingerie section. Now all they have to do is go online, go to sears.com and go to the lingerie section themselves"
Needless to say I was scared

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Lmao, primetimekin.... that should be laminated hanging up somewhere. God I wish I had been there to hear that!

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Male 369
i know i`ve seen this before but its still funny
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Female 1,572
I`ve seen this...:/
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Male 7,933
^^^ Hows that for an 800th post
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Male 7,933
I had an interesting conversation with an old man today, it went something like this "I hate kids today. Masturbation is so easy for them. When I was a kid you had to sneak into your moms room, go into her Sears catalog and go to the lingerie section. Now all they have to do is go online, go to sears.com and go to the lingerie section themselves"
Needless to say I was scared
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Male 1,142
retroness your right this is a repost.
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Male 1,152
no no no...everyone knows there are slews of free internet porn out there, pics, vids, live feeds. Dont ever ever ever use your credit card to join a site its just a waste of money.
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Female 118
Repost. I think. I know I saw it before on here.
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Male 2,395
OMG!! I need more!
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Male 34
Nobody else has done it yet? Well damn, I will.

*Fap fap fap fap fap*

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Male 136
Hawt as f*ck. Now someone would you PLEASE describe some girl-on-girl? :-P
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Female 662
Hilarious.
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Male 95
wow this was awkward
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Female 1,441
"...just going relentlessly...like uh...like tides of...history..."

HAHA That is just brilliant!

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Male 354
unfunny...
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Female 475
i agree with juggledgeese though, everything i see today ive already seen yesterday on other sites. always a day behind. it hasnt always been this way though...
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Male 340
Wow...just wow.

This is pretty damn scary. At least for men..

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Male 670
Thanks for taking all the fun out of it.
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Female 35
Wow, I-Am-Bored, think maybe you can find some original stuff and not just keep ripping off of Cracked.com every day? Thnxabunch.

That said, I laughed... the whole time he was talking.

"I`ll tell ya, it`s pretty hot....... Yeah...... Yeah, it`s pretty, uh, it`s pretty good..."

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Male 2,506
lol like the great gatsby
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Male 2,113
to sleepy to watch it
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Female 488
thats funny and weird and bad
in a good way
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Female 738
I wonder if that guy has actually seen The Starter Wife.

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Female 475
lol this guy is great! Have a wonderful orgasm everyone!
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Male 3,301
This might be a new form of pornography.
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Female 2,220
Funny... I watched a bit of this yesterday.
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Male 34
(3rd) gross.....
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Female 179
I feel dirty just watching the first few minutes of it. ;-; Also you`re behind cracked.com AGAIN by YEARS. You depress me.
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Male 970
Link: Guy Describes Pornography [Rate Link] - Guy with new video camera watches pornography on the internet and describes them to you. Funny, but NSFW language.
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