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Date: 03/30/08 12:10 PM

73 Responses to Guy Describes Pornography

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 8:55 am
    Link: Guy Describes Pornography - Guy with new video camera watches pornography on the internet and describes them to you. Funny, but NSFW language.
  2. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    I feel dirty just watching the first few minutes of it. ;-; Also you`re behind cracked.com AGAIN by YEARS. You depress me.
  3. Profile photo of 303skater
    303skater Male 18-29
    34 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    (3rd) gross.....
  4. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    Funny... I watched a bit of this yesterday.
  5. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    This might be a new form of pornography.
  6. Profile photo of Apple_18
    Apple_18 Female 18-29
    475 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    lol this guy is great! Have a wonderful orgasm everyone!
  7. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    I wonder if that guy has actually seen The Starter Wife.

  8. Profile photo of anGiE_O_o
    anGiE_O_o Female 13-17
    488 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    thats funny and weird and bad
    in a good way
  9. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    to sleepy to watch it
  10. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    lol like the great gatsby
  11. Profile photo of JuggledGeese
    JuggledGeese Female 13-17
    35 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    Wow, I-Am-Bored, think maybe you can find some original stuff and not just keep ripping off of Cracked.com every day? Thnxabunch.

    That said, I laughed... the whole time he was talking.

    "I`ll tell ya, it`s pretty hot....... Yeah...... Yeah, it`s pretty, uh, it`s pretty good..."

  12. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    Thanks for taking all the fun out of it.
  13. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    Wow...just wow.

    This is pretty damn scary. At least for men..

  14. Profile photo of Apple_18
    Apple_18 Female 18-29
    475 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    i agree with juggledgeese though, everything i see today ive already seen yesterday on other sites. always a day behind. it hasnt always been this way though...
  15. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    unfunny...
  16. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    "...just going relentlessly...like uh...like tides of...history..."

    HAHA That is just brilliant!

  17. Profile photo of SweetGun9
    SweetGun9 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    wow this was awkward
  18. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    663 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    Hilarious.
  19. Profile photo of Wentzel142
    Wentzel142 Male 13-17
    136 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    Hawt as f*ck. Now someone would you PLEASE describe some girl-on-girl? :-P
  20. Profile photo of IABLurker
    IABLurker Male 18-29
    34 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    Nobody else has done it yet? Well damn, I will.

    *Fap fap fap fap fap*

  21. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    OMG!! I need more!
  22. Profile photo of RetroNess
    RetroNess Female 18-29
    118 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    Repost. I think. I know I saw it before on here.
  23. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    no no no...everyone knows there are slews of free internet porn out there, pics, vids, live feeds. Dont ever ever ever use your credit card to join a site its just a waste of money.
  24. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    retroness your right this is a repost.
  25. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    I had an interesting conversation with an old man today, it went something like this "I hate kids today. Masturbation is so easy for them. When I was a kid you had to sneak into your moms room, go into her Sears catalog and go to the lingerie section. Now all they have to do is go online, go to sears.com and go to the lingerie section themselves"
    Needless to say I was scared
  26. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    ^^^ Hows that for an 800th post
  27. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    I`ve seen this...:/
  28. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    i know i`ve seen this before but its still funny
  29. Profile photo of demetar
    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    I had an interesting conversation with an old man today, it went something like this "I hate kids today. Masturbation is so easy for them. When I was a kid you had to sneak into your moms room, go into her Sears catalog and go to the lingerie section. Now all they have to do is go online, go to sears.com and go to the lingerie section themselves"
    Needless to say I was scared

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Lmao, primetimekin.... that should be laminated hanging up somewhere. God I wish I had been there to hear that!

  30. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    yh well done loppyfoot and 303skater we can fudgein well count past 3

    dumbasses

  31. Profile photo of xdeementedxd
    xdeementedxd Female 18-29
    83 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    REPOSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
  32. Profile photo of dannymet
    dannymet Male 18-29
    108 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    wow that is hilarious
  33. Profile photo of DCH4LiFe
    DCH4LiFe Male 13-17
    112 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    OMG i just cummed all over myself..
  34. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    Hilarious :) What`s the name of that song in the beginning?
  35. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    augh IMB.... stop doing reposts!!!!
  36. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    lmao such a teaser porn
  37. Profile photo of goregina
    goregina Female 18-29
    71 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    seen it ages ago...
  38. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    Tired of posting new things from Cracked.com, iab starts posting all the old sh*t too. Way to fail, a$$hats.
  39. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    922 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    haha. that was funny. i like how he pauses. anyone notice that the video looked like it kept stopping and starting? masturbating maybe?
  40. Profile photo of Captionator
    Captionator Male 13-17
    8 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    this website has so much stuff from those arent muskets, it should just post a link to TAM`s website and stop posting individual videos. Also, I saw that joke about the sears catalog two nights ago on comedy central presents, so that`s more than likely where primetimekin found it.
  41. Profile photo of jabramo
    jabramo Male 13-17
    14 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    I came.
  42. Profile photo of Captionator
    Captionator Male 13-17
    8 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    also, there is a sequel to this video and it is 10 times funnier
  43. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    lawl...and gross, Linkin Park. Bleh. :P
  44. Profile photo of Vandalist
    Vandalist Male 18-29
    34 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Best porn ever.
  45. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Most amusing, and yes, i ejaculated, but the (hi mom) bit made me shrivel.
  46. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Besides, I can probably describe it much better...if not write it. ;D
  47. Profile photo of dkstudios
    dkstudios Male 18-29
    130 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    he spent more time describing the penis than anything... *paranoids all over jebler*
  48. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    LOL,okay,thats one way to do it...
  49. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    repost.
  50. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    Gosh, thanks Gun, we had no idea.... try reading the rest of the comments first before posting the same thing. its the same as those "first! lolz!" posters. and equally tedious.
  51. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    FAIL
  52. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    Of course, I on the other hand, managed to work in two "first"`s to my top of the page post, with no comments whatsoever, its a knack...
  53. Profile photo of slicktrick
    slicktrick Male 50-59
    1 post
    March 30, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    this guy has to much time on his hands . LMFAO . get it ?
  54. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    ^No, that wasn`t funny, you FAIL.
  55. Profile photo of glenbrooke
    glenbrooke Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    i hope you have a great orgasm lmfao!
  56. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    kinda old, but otherwise its still funny.
    and why is loppyfoot`s post still up there?
  57. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    Ughh.. Can people stop bitching on how IAB steals from Cracked all the time, and other websites as well?

    THE WHOLE point of IAB is to eliminate going to all those effing websites and to just go here. I mean, still go to youtube. But don`t even bother going to Cracked anymore. God damn.

  58. Profile photo of bmoz628
    bmoz628 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    great imagery!!!
  59. Profile photo of YanksRool
    YanksRool Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    All the geeks who are so proud to have seen this or something like this on other websites have to comment that it`s old or a repost. For those of us who haven`t seen it, well F you. I liked it and thought it was funny. Go back into your holes and watch every post on every website and die.
  60. Profile photo of Oshidutako
    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 11:35 pm
    His hair`s too short...
  61. Profile photo of Oshidutako
    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    As for the description, I`d rather look up my own porn.
  62. Profile photo of the-K-factor
    the-K-factor Male 18-29
    106 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 1:01 am
    that was quite possibly the greates wank i ever had
  63. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 3:37 am
    I was kind of waiting for the credits to start rolling ... but they never came...?
  64. Profile photo of vader1
    vader1 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:29 am
    that dude is in the pictionary video :)
  65. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 7:14 am
    "...and then you`ll masturbate to that." HAHA!

    I guess some people get off on descriptions.

  66. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 8:46 am
    It`s much better to make your own instead of watching someone else`s ;-)
  67. Profile photo of lindztg
    lindztg Female 18-29
    17 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    That did it for me. Mmm.
  68. Profile photo of nacho187
    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    lol that was very very hot! lol funny overall!
  69. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    Nicely done.
  70. Profile photo of bandnerd32
    bandnerd32 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    the second part of this is a WHOLE lot better
  71. Profile photo of Neon_Fedora
    Neon_Fedora Female 13-17
    450 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 11:11 pm
    REPOST! I`m definitely sure this was posted while I was a lurker. :P
  72. Profile photo of Neon_Fedora
    Neon_Fedora Female 13-17
    450 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 11:13 pm
    YanksRool, just cuz it was a repost doesn`t mean it`s not funny. We`re just telling IAB to keep coming in with new things. You take comments WAY too seriously. :/
  73. Profile photo of matchstick
    matchstick Female 30-39
    62 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 10:38 pm
    OK, apparently, there is a website of audio files of people describing porn in a similar way, but it`s TO HELP THE BLIND! I S#!t you not! Look up pornfortheblind dot org, and there it is. I can`t really listen to any of them for very long, but the idea is eerily fascinating. (And I promise there are no ads or anything, just some text and buttons to play the files, it`s not a pay website.)

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