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Date: 03/31/08 06:10 PM

51 Responses to Genius Dog

  1. Profile photo of dudehlp
    dudehlp Male 18-29
    32 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    Link: Genius Dog - This dog is amazing--I need to train my dog to do perform all these things.
  2. Profile photo of Mauger
    Mauger Male 18-29
    115 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    a real genious would`ve closed the fridge. . . but nooo, simple dog. jesus, can`t we breed the youth smarter these days?
  3. Profile photo of thanatos16
    thanatos16 Male 18-29
    291 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    helper dog? pretty cool. live close to a lady that raises them. get a daily dose a cute every time i walk by.
  4. Profile photo of DeSheaaaaa
    DeSheaaaaa Female 18-29
    186 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    High five! =]
  5. Profile photo of oowusum
    oowusum Female 13-17
    160 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    That was a high ten, not five!

    But seriously, that dog was awesome. Especially knowing the difference between the sodas.

  6. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    Not "genius," but well-trained. Nice.
  7. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    My dog is pretty good at getting into the trash and crapping on the floor. So take that! ha.
  8. Profile photo of skittler
    skittler Female 18-29
    79 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    you wrote `to do perform`. grammatically correct?
    anywhoo, thats a pretty amazin dog. i still wish she coulda closed the fridge tho....lol
  9. Profile photo of precado999
    precado999 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    go get me a beer
  10. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    How about teaching it to shut the frickin` fridge door.
  11. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    go get me some ho`s
  12. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    lol @ kindlykats post yea my dog is good for ripping the curtains down and chewing anything it can get a hold off. and i think this dog just had some pups...did you see the size of the nips she had??
  13. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    Oh wow thats sweet!
  14. Profile photo of exeter_blue
    exeter_blue Female 18-29
    71 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    i want one of those!! :->
  15. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    Now lets see someone train a cat to do that because we all know how well they listen.
  16. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    I hope her phone is waterproof.

    Now shes needs to teach the dog to answer it too

  17. Profile photo of Rifle_Chic
    Rifle_Chic Female 13-17
    179 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    ^^ Nicee. That`s a pretty cool dog. I want a helper monkey. They have smaller poos and they don`t slobber all over the orange soda.
  18. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    very cool
  19. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    WOOT

    BikerTeen is pleased

  20. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    I`m surprised nobody has pointed out the dog titties yet
  21. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    My hamster can do all of that too...
  22. Profile photo of togetec
    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    it knows the difference between sodas but it cant close the fridge door
  23. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    togetec,

    someone already did


    it would help to read unbelievable`s comment

  24. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    Very intresting -
    The trainner points towards the area where the dog needs to go.

    If she doesn`t It`s usually an auditory cue. Thats the Amazing part, no pointing.

    You can distincly see the different colours of soda the dog gets, that`s how it differentiates them. (Yes, colour blind)

    Very intresting.

  25. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    Holly crap -

    exeter_blue

    Is the literly the hottest girl I`ve seen in the last two years.

  26. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    that was awesome.
  27. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    Is literly*
  28. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    wtf she hella lazy ahah
  29. Profile photo of pebbles99
    pebbles99 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    I can`t get my dog to poo outside.
  30. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    I wonder if she brushes its teeth lots?
  31. Profile photo of SGC2C
    SGC2C Male 18-29
    25 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 10:39 pm
    Well teach it to get me a beer and I might be intrested.
  32. Profile photo of Oshidutako
    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 1:39 am
    I wish I could teach a dog to do my homework....
  33. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 1:41 am
    nearly brought me out of my boredom....but, hang on..no bored again. I shall continue.
  34. Profile photo of Mantolwen
    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 2:13 am
    @Koala - I think you mean `literally`.

    Okay, dog needs to learn to close the fridge door, stop dropping the tissues on the floor, and to give stuff TO people.

  35. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 4:16 am
    My chocolate labrador is good at putting on weight, that`s quite a talent.
  36. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 5:25 am
    where can I train my dog like this? He wont even poop outside :(
  37. Profile photo of JGESS
    JGESS Male 18-29
    433 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 6:48 am
    what kind of dog is that? staffordshire terrior??
  38. Profile photo of ianbeany1989
    ianbeany1989 Male 18-29
    205 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 6:57 am
    I don`t really want a soggy tissue when I sneeze and I don`t my phone covered in slobber when it rings. And I don`t want all the stuff in my fridge going off.
    Na, that was a cool dog, although the woman didn`t have far to go, why not walk there? And how many drinks does she want?
  39. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 7:27 am
    "lol @ kindlykats post yea my dog is good for ripping the curtains down and chewing anything it can get a hold off. and i think this dog just had some pups...did you see the size of the nips she had??"

    Why were you looking at her nipples?

  40. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 10:04 am
    Ok that is not a genius dog, it is a well-trained dog. My dog is a genius (but not well trained, at all). He can open car windows, open doors to get out of the house, doesn`t chase his own tail, realizes that if you are holding a sandwich, if he sits on your leg he is not only begging for it but he is also preventing you from moving. He can almost jump over a 6 foot fence and is too dam smart for my own good.
  41. Profile photo of elway
    elway Male 18-29
    185 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Wow thats pretty damn good, I just might get a dog only for that reason
  42. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    my dog can do the tissue thing and also my neghboor trains the dogs that help blind people they r so cool
  43. Profile photo of spleenandpie
    spleenandpie Male 13-17
    8 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    dogs are color blind how do they now wich soda is wich (as in color blind i mean they can only see black and white).
  44. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    Would have been very funny if the dog growled when she said Pepsi, and then she corrected herself and said Coke. XD
  45. Profile photo of Robinski9
    Robinski9 Female 30-39
    67 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    That woman`s going to get really fat if she keeps letting her dog do everything for her. Don`t get me started on the sugar intake.

    And let me see...Pepsi, Mt. Dew, "orange soda"? Could she not get a sponsorship deal with the Crush people? :)

  46. Profile photo of vancouverite
    vancouverite Female 18-29
    250 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    really cool.....just need to tell her to close the fridge door
  47. Profile photo of ratty_tatty
    ratty_tatty Female 13-17
    62 posts
    April 2, 2008 at 10:07 am
    awwwww, and it`s a staff! nice...I guess now some people will maybe stop calling them agressive and uncontrollable. The governement wants to make staffs an illegal breed here in switzerland.
  48. Profile photo of adam1993
    adam1993 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    April 2, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    lol thats kinda cool
  49. Profile photo of Metal_idol
    Metal_idol Female 18-29
    53 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    Yeah, that dog is pretty smart but does anyone else notice that it LEAVES THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN after it takes stuff out!?!? Can you imagine your electric bill if you asked it for a six pack and passed out on the couch?
  50. Profile photo of wimaine
    wimaine Female 30-39
    4 posts
    April 5, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    Nobody has figured out how they do the soda trick? She puts 3 sodas in the fridge IN ORDER, the Pepsi in front, the Mt Dew in back of it, the orange soda in the rear. The dog just gets the first one each time.
  51. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    June 1, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    Very kool, but their are hundreds of these dogs helping the blind

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