Genius Dog

Submitted by: dudehlp 9 years ago in Funny

This dog is amazing--I need to train my dog to do perform all these things.
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Male 1,053
Very kool, but their are hundreds of these dogs helping the blind
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Female 4
Nobody has figured out how they do the soda trick? She puts 3 sodas in the fridge IN ORDER, the Pepsi in front, the Mt Dew in back of it, the orange soda in the rear. The dog just gets the first one each time.
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Female 53
Yeah, that dog is pretty smart but does anyone else notice that it LEAVES THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN after it takes stuff out!?!? Can you imagine your electric bill if you asked it for a six pack and passed out on the couch?
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Male 242
lol thats kinda cool
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Female 62
awwwww, and it`s a staff! nice...I guess now some people will maybe stop calling them agressive and uncontrollable. The governement wants to make staffs an illegal breed here in switzerland.
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Female 250
really cool.....just need to tell her to close the fridge door
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Female 67
That woman`s going to get really fat if she keeps letting her dog do everything for her. Don`t get me started on the sugar intake.

And let me see...Pepsi, Mt. Dew, "orange soda"? Could she not get a sponsorship deal with the Crush people? :)

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Male 9,306
Would have been very funny if the dog growled when she said Pepsi, and then she corrected herself and said Coke. XD
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Male 8
dogs are color blind how do they now wich soda is wich (as in color blind i mean they can only see black and white).
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Male 468
my dog can do the tissue thing and also my neghboor trains the dogs that help blind people they r so cool
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Male 185
Wow thats pretty damn good, I just might get a dog only for that reason
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Male 7,933
Ok that is not a genius dog, it is a well-trained dog. My dog is a genius (but not well trained, at all). He can open car windows, open doors to get out of the house, doesn`t chase his own tail, realizes that if you are holding a sandwich, if he sits on your leg he is not only begging for it but he is also preventing you from moving. He can almost jump over a 6 foot fence and is too dam smart for my own good.
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Male 2,050
"lol @ kindlykats post yea my dog is good for ripping the curtains down and chewing anything it can get a hold off. and i think this dog just had some pups...did you see the size of the nips she had??"

Why were you looking at her nipples?

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Male 205
I don`t really want a soggy tissue when I sneeze and I don`t my phone covered in slobber when it rings. And I don`t want all the stuff in my fridge going off.
Na, that was a cool dog, although the woman didn`t have far to go, why not walk there? And how many drinks does she want?
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Male 431
what kind of dog is that? staffordshire terrior??
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Female 652
where can I train my dog like this? He wont even poop outside :(
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Male 518
My chocolate labrador is good at putting on weight, that`s quite a talent.
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Female 387
@Koala - I think you mean `literally`.

Okay, dog needs to learn to close the fridge door, stop dropping the tissues on the floor, and to give stuff TO people.

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Male 1,036
nearly brought me out of my boredom....but, hang on..no bored again. I shall continue.
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Male 272
I wish I could teach a dog to do my homework....
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Male 25
Well teach it to get me a beer and I might be intrested.
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Female 339
I wonder if she brushes its teeth lots?
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Female 52
I can`t get my dog to poo outside.
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Male 208
wtf she hella lazy ahah
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Male 2,576
Is literly*
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Female 920
that was awesome.
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Male 2,576
Holly crap -

exeter_blue

Is the literly the hottest girl I`ve seen in the last two years.

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Male 2,576
Very intresting -
The trainner points towards the area where the dog needs to go.

If she doesn`t It`s usually an auditory cue. Thats the Amazing part, no pointing.

You can distincly see the different colours of soda the dog gets, that`s how it differentiates them. (Yes, colour blind)

Very intresting.

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Male 444
togetec,

someone already did


it would help to read unbelievable`s comment

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Male 608
it knows the difference between sodas but it cant close the fridge door
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Male 332
My hamster can do all of that too...
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Female 367
I`m surprised nobody has pointed out the dog titties yet
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Male 444
WOOT

BikerTeen is pleased

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Male 2,113
very cool
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Female 179
^^ Nicee. That`s a pretty cool dog. I want a helper monkey. They have smaller poos and they don`t slobber all over the orange soda.
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Female 4,197
I hope her phone is waterproof.

Now shes needs to teach the dog to answer it too

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Male 337
Now lets see someone train a cat to do that because we all know how well they listen.
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Female 70
i want one of those!! :->
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Female 960
Oh wow thats sweet!
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Male 1,152
lol @ kindlykats post yea my dog is good for ripping the curtains down and chewing anything it can get a hold off. and i think this dog just had some pups...did you see the size of the nips she had??
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Male 480
go get me some ho`s
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Male 646
How about teaching it to shut the frickin` fridge door.
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Male 43
go get me a beer
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Female 79
you wrote `to do perform`. grammatically correct?
anywhoo, thats a pretty amazin dog. i still wish she coulda closed the fridge tho....lol
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Female 427
My dog is pretty good at getting into the trash and crapping on the floor. So take that! ha.
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Female 4,028
Not "genius," but well-trained. Nice.
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Female 160
That was a high ten, not five!

But seriously, that dog was awesome. Especially knowing the difference between the sodas.

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Female 186
High five! =]
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Male 291
helper dog? pretty cool. live close to a lady that raises them. get a daily dose a cute every time i walk by.
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Male 115
a real genious would`ve closed the fridge. . . but nooo, simple dog. jesus, can`t we breed the youth smarter these days?
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Male 32
Link: Genius Dog [Rate Link] - This dog is amazing--I need to train my dog to do perform all these things.
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