Food Balanced on Cute Animals

Submitted by: eleutherarch 9 years ago in Funny
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I have a great idea for a Japanese game show: We"ll get people to balance food on their pets! Seriously, that"s my idea!
There are 60 comments:
Male 341
i was hoping the monkey would break at 420 bananas. 4:20:)
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Male 2,113
my dog can do that too it is so cute
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Female 679
Nah its not animal cruelty cause they get to eat it :)
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Male 554
If you drating think playing around with some domesticated pets is cruelty to animals, then open up your drating eyes. That was good fun!
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Female 582
omg, i laughed so hard. that monkey was like

"aw hell no"

another point to the japanese

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Female 1,572
How obediant...
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Male 608
the monkey was piiiiissed
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Female 1,211
The first dog looked like a beloved pet my family had.
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Female 327
It isn`t cruel. It exercises the mind. Like DTMan67 says, it teaches them patience. I`m sure that these owners started with only a piece or two when they first began training and then worked their way up to the high numbers. The animals learn that if they wait, they`ll get a very good reward.
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Male 483
If you guys think this is cruel you should be forced to let Michael Vick babysit your pets. Then you`ll see what cruelty it.
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Male 149
Yea Johnny Blaze, that movie and joke sucked.
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Male 149
I would watch that show! I thought it was funny.
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Female 156
It`s funny how the monkey just grabs one banana and knocks down all the rest. XD
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Male 60
The first one was torturing. Second one was amazing. And the monkey. Was incredible and hyper funny. Its a banagloo! Bananas + Igloo= Banagloo!
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Female 1,468
Aw I felt bad for that first dog. It looked so sad.
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Female 46
The monkey has a gumby shirt on!! haha.. I want a gumby shirt...
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Male 897
Oddly enough 699 is the Exact number of bananas you can place around a hungry chimpanzee before he goes absolutely insane and rapes/murders the nearest human. The cameraman will be the only one left alive to tell the tale..
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Male 233
Soo do they get free food after (the people I mean [Eating the pets{Chinese people used to eat dogs and cats}])
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Male 54
Objection, what about male`s cruelty where you have to hold your urge to rape when looking at hot chick. We should be allowed to devour delicious thing as soon as its available, right?
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Female 235
ohhh
poor labrador!
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Male 490
I almost wish I was that monkey. That`s a few years` worth of bananas without having to move. That`s the life!

You gotta appreciate the pets` patience though. It really comes through when you see the first dog salivating but still restraining itself.

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Male 18
I couldn`t get my toy poodle or cairn terrier to stand still long enough for any of that.
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Male 291
... this is pretty recent... i wonder how the hell eleutherarch knew about this.
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Male 9,305
The drooling dog made me feel SO bad for laughing! XD

His eyes just screamed "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE can I have just ONE!?"

The Akita / Shiba Inu didn`t seem to really give a damn! XD

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Male 413
thats just mean and a bit gay
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Female 434
That first dog had more willpower than I do. :D
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Male 37
The 2nd dog was gorgeous! They`re all ubercute. I swear animals have more self control than humans have at times.
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Female 159
That is so NOT animal cruelty!! They`ve just learnt to do tricks and they were cute!!!
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Female 136
here`s my bunny with a pancake on her head

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Male 3,296
AND johnnyblaze stop stealing jokes from dane cook
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Female 458
Poor things. Don`t tease them like that...
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Male 3,296
those guys would be going to jail in america
i despise PETA for taking away fun from us

F PETA!!!!!

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Female 6
The monkey was by far the best.
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Female 125
Why havn`t Japanese game show ideas come across the ocean yet? I`m sure FOX would pick up allot of these.
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Female 695
Amusing. It`s not cruelty it`s a good patience and obedience exercise for the doggies.

And with that said.......

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Female 38
i love the monkey`s gumby shirt
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Male 73
I love that dogs eyes...
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Male 249
I need a chimp so I can battle with it gladiator style when I come home from work.
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Female 385
That`s cruel. How do you train an animal to do that? "No spunky food`s not for eating!"
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Male 23
ANIMAL CRUELTY!

Having that first dog stare at all those treats without eating is CRUEL. ;)

You could see the drool drip from his mouth.

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Female 80
:-D so freaking CUTE i really enjoyed that. it wasn`t cruelty since they ended up giving them the food anyways come on! ADORABLE doggy
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Male 570
lmao!!! what a cute little shiba inu!
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Male 7,933
I liked the first dog. And for the second dog what is more impressive. The dog staying still or the human balancing all the treats.
And danthew, starvation is important for world population
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Male 90
Absolutely NOT animal cruelty. If this is, then making a dog or other pet do ANY trick would be animal cruelty. It`s a simple exercise of patience.

Besides, this way the animal learns that the longer it waits, and the more will power it has, the more delicious comestibles it gets :D

The first dog was adorable, and the monkey was hilarious.

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Male 83
yea woot i agree. monkeys are way cruel...but they taste pretty damn good.
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Male 1,629
i gave it a four, not cruel but entertaining
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Female 1,070
i was torn between giving it a 1 or a 4

i gave a 4

because it was entertaining, though cruel

place if you`ve waited that long to eat it you must enjoy the food

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Female 1,070
wow...

animal cruelty much?

i felt sorry for the first dog >:

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Male 2,121
okay, people cruelty. Think of all the starving children in Africa when they entomb a monkey in 800 bananas!
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Female 1,398
^ Ohhh, don`t be fooled. Monkies are EVIL. TO THE BONE.
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Female 66
the monkey looked adorable!
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Female 138
haha animal abuse? money was so cute though...C`_`D
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Male 4,012

Didn`t know they meant it literally.

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Female 744
OMG I WANT A MONKEY!! =D
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Male 3,301
Can`t they just be satisfied with putting food on naked women?
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Female 138
omg HAHA......*drool*
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Male 1,149
Interesting, i suppose.
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Male 174
Cute. And oh-so-disturbing at the same time.
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Male 12,138
Weirdness is alive and well in the land of the rising sun...
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Female 1,002
Link: Food Balanced on Cute Animals [Rate Link] - I have a great idea for a Japanese game show: We`ll get people to balance food on their pets! Seriously, that`s my idea!
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