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Date: 03/13/08 05:00 PM

60 Responses to Food Balanced on Cute Animals

  1. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    Link: Food Balanced on Cute Animals - I have a great idea for a Japanese game show: We`ll get people to balance food on their pets! Seriously, that`s my idea!
  2. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    Weirdness is alive and well in the land of the rising sun...
  3. Profile photo of sabreduelist
    sabreduelist Male 13-17
    174 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    Cute. And oh-so-disturbing at the same time.
  4. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    Interesting, i suppose.
  5. Profile photo of bAnnAna
    bAnnAna Female 18-29
    138 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    omg HAHA......*drool*
  6. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    Can`t they just be satisfied with putting food on naked women?
  7. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    OMG I WANT A MONKEY!! =D
  8. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    Didn`t know they meant it literally.

  9. Profile photo of bAnnAna
    bAnnAna Female 18-29
    138 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    haha animal abuse? money was so cute though...C`_`D
  10. Profile photo of aznqtpie08
    aznqtpie08 Female 13-17
    66 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    the monkey looked adorable!
  11. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    ^ Ohhh, don`t be fooled. Monkies are EVIL. TO THE BONE.
  12. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    okay, people cruelty. Think of all the starving children in Africa when they entomb a monkey in 800 bananas!
  13. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    wow...

    animal cruelty much?

    i felt sorry for the first dog >:

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    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    i was torn between giving it a 1 or a 4

    i gave a 4

    because it was entertaining, though cruel

    place if you`ve waited that long to eat it you must enjoy the food

  15. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    i gave it a four, not cruel but entertaining
  16. Profile photo of mjrtom
    mjrtom Male 18-29
    83 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    yea woot i agree. monkeys are way cruel...but they taste pretty damn good.
  17. Profile photo of DTMan67
    DTMan67 Male 13-17
    90 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    Absolutely NOT animal cruelty. If this is, then making a dog or other pet do ANY trick would be animal cruelty. It`s a simple exercise of patience.

    Besides, this way the animal learns that the longer it waits, and the more will power it has, the more delicious comestibles it gets :D

    The first dog was adorable, and the monkey was hilarious.

  18. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    I liked the first dog. And for the second dog what is more impressive. The dog staying still or the human balancing all the treats.
    And danthew, starvation is important for world population
  19. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    lmao!!! what a cute little shiba inu!
  20. Profile photo of alrep
    alrep Female 18-29
    80 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    :-D so freaking CUTE i really enjoyed that. it wasn`t cruelty since they ended up giving them the food anyways come on! ADORABLE doggy
  21. Profile photo of girrrtacos
    girrrtacos Male 13-17
    23 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    ANIMAL CRUELTY!

    Having that first dog stare at all those treats without eating is CRUEL. ;)

    You could see the drool drip from his mouth.

  22. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    That`s cruel. How do you train an animal to do that? "No spunky food`s not for eating!"
  23. Profile photo of Johnny_Blaze
    Johnny_Blaze Male 18-29
    249 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    I need a chimp so I can battle with it gladiator style when I come home from work.
  24. Profile photo of KisuneKisune
    KisuneKisune Male 13-17
    73 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    I love that dogs eyes...
  25. Profile photo of milkymilk
    milkymilk Female 18-29
    38 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    i love the monkey`s gumby shirt
  26. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    Amusing. It`s not cruelty it`s a good patience and obedience exercise for the doggies.

    And with that said.......

  27. Profile photo of Ria25
    Ria25 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    Why havn`t Japanese game show ideas come across the ocean yet? I`m sure FOX would pick up allot of these.
  28. Profile photo of thetricia
    thetricia Female 18-29
    6 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    The monkey was by far the best.
  29. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    those guys would be going to jail in america
    i despise PETA for taking away fun from us

    F PETA!!!!!

  30. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    Poor things. Don`t tease them like that...
  31. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    AND johnnyblaze stop stealing jokes from dane cook
  32. Profile photo of theferret
    theferret Female 18-29
    136 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    here`s my bunny with a pancake on her head

  33. Profile photo of Sandy312
    Sandy312 Female 18-29
    159 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    That is so NOT animal cruelty!! They`ve just learnt to do tricks and they were cute!!!
  34. Profile photo of Axis
    Axis Male 18-29
    37 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 10:00 pm
    The 2nd dog was gorgeous! They`re all ubercute. I swear animals have more self control than humans have at times.
  35. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    That first dog had more willpower than I do. :D
  36. Profile photo of toans
    toans Male 13-17
    413 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 10:21 pm
    thats just mean and a bit gay
  37. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 10:24 pm
    The drooling dog made me feel SO bad for laughing! XD

    His eyes just screamed "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE can I have just ONE!?"

    The Akita / Shiba Inu didn`t seem to really give a damn! XD

  38. Profile photo of thanatos16
    thanatos16 Male 18-29
    291 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 11:00 pm
    ... this is pretty recent... i wonder how the hell eleutherarch knew about this.
  39. Profile photo of hissthis
    hissthis Male 30-39
    18 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 11:13 pm
    I couldn`t get my toy poodle or cairn terrier to stand still long enough for any of that.
  40. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    I almost wish I was that monkey. That`s a few years` worth of bananas without having to move. That`s the life!

    You gotta appreciate the pets` patience though. It really comes through when you see the first dog salivating but still restraining itself.

  41. Profile photo of xxmiranda
    xxmiranda Female 13-17
    235 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 12:45 am
    ohhh
    poor labrador!
  42. Profile photo of Triplekia
    Triplekia Male 18-29
    54 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 1:11 am
    Objection, what about male`s cruelty where you have to hold your urge to rape when looking at hot chick. We should be allowed to devour delicious thing as soon as its available, right?
  43. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 1:26 am
    Soo do they get free food after (the people I mean )
  44. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 5:21 am
    Oddly enough 699 is the Exact number of bananas you can place around a hungry chimpanzee before he goes absolutely insane and rapes/murders the nearest human. The cameraman will be the only one left alive to tell the tale..
  45. Profile photo of cha-chi13
    cha-chi13 Female 18-29
    46 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 6:06 am
    The monkey has a gumby shirt on!! haha.. I want a gumby shirt...
  46. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 7:12 am
    Aw I felt bad for that first dog. It looked so sad.
  47. Profile photo of Demian
    Demian Male 13-17
    60 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 8:41 am
    The first one was torturing. Second one was amazing. And the monkey. Was incredible and hyper funny. Its a banagloo! Bananas + Igloo= Banagloo!
  48. Profile photo of bagofpeanuts
    bagofpeanuts Female 13-17
    156 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 8:42 am
    It`s funny how the monkey just grabs one banana and knocks down all the rest. XD
  49. Profile photo of kentton77
    kentton77 Male 30-39
    149 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 9:10 am
    I would watch that show! I thought it was funny.
  50. Profile photo of kentton77
    kentton77 Male 30-39
    149 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 9:18 am
    Yea Johnny Blaze, that movie and joke sucked.
  51. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:27 am
    If you guys think this is cruel you should be forced to let Michael Vick babysit your pets. Then you`ll see what cruelty it.
  52. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:39 am
    It isn`t cruel. It exercises the mind. Like DTMan67 says, it teaches them patience. I`m sure that these owners started with only a piece or two when they first began training and then worked their way up to the high numbers. The animals learn that if they wait, they`ll get a very good reward.
  53. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:45 am
    The first dog looked like a beloved pet my family had.
  54. Profile photo of togetec
    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    the monkey was piiiiissed
  55. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    How obediant...
  56. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    omg, i laughed so hard. that monkey was like

    "aw hell no"

    another point to the japanese

  57. Profile photo of thecite
    thecite Male 13-17
    554 posts
    March 15, 2008 at 2:09 am
    If you drating think playing around with some domesticated pets is cruelty to animals, then open up your drating eyes. That was good fun!
  58. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    March 15, 2008 at 5:37 am
    Nah its not animal cruelty cause they get to eat it :)
  59. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    my dog can do that too it is so cute
  60. Profile photo of icfire504
    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    i was hoping the monkey would break at 420 bananas. 4:20:)

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