Empty KFC Bucket on eBay

Submitted by: LaChica 8 years ago Funny

An eBay auction of a KFC bucket being sold by the ""cutest kid of Texas"".
There are 95 comments:
Female 3
$103.50!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 4,225
POST 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is all

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Male 222
People sell weird things on eBay, but I`ll never bid on this one. Heck, I`ll buy a KFC tub myself and pose as "your secret admirer" and become famous.

And, that kid has badly combed hair.

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Female 30
I always think it`s funny when someone calls someone stupid, but then incorrectly spells in that same sentence. You could claim "typo", I`m sure, but still. "were to stupid" No no. Two O`s in the word "too".

kizzysfashio: "Just goes to show how many people are haters and jealous maybe because you were to stupid think of selling something as simple and dumb as an empty KFC bucket..."

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Female 37
it`s like the toast all over again..
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Female 133
http://cgi.ebay.com/Empty-KFC-Tub-Buy-It...


thats the website for the empty KFC thing


hello!
hi!

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Female 1,572
KID LOOKS KIDA CREEPY
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Female 45
If it`s not buckethead`s bucket, i won`t buy it. and i`m cuter than that kid...
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Female 250
I think....I want 2nd or 3rd highest bid for a SURPRISE!
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Female 3
$28.75!!!!! Woo hoo!! And still 3 days left =D next we`re selling a used fork from McDonalds...start saving your money =]
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Female 3
Hi there, I`m the kids mother and I want to clear some things. LOL I love the attention he got from you guys. Just goes to show how many people are haters and jealous maybe because you were to stupid think of selling something as simple and dumb as an empty KFC bucket...hey my meal was paid =D 2nd I see a lot of people are saying he is "ugly" ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please, I dont see you posting any pictures of your kids..maybe because your kids really are ugly, its nature of humans to hate on someone or thing they are jealous of. Everyone on here just made him famous you took 5 minutes of your life to look at something that you claim is "stupid" maybe you`re the stupid one for looking...
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Male 81
Such an ability to dupe people....he`s gonna make a great lawyer!
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Female 1,412
Eiwwwww.
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Female 55
Could very well be, lol
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Male 1,866
is this prostitution?
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Male 3,296
ha now thats lame
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Female 124
kfc bucket

haha its doubled the price since the screenshot was made!

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Male 217
dam u ttsec, i just got rick rolled...
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Male 217
funny thing is, the bidding is at $29.17 canadian, so whoever buys it is practically paying for there meal lol
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Female 1,398
Haha, maybe the kid wanted to sell something on Ebay really bad for fun and his mom decided to do that. Or they`re poor and abusing their kid, either one.
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Male 101
98.5 persent positive feedback
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Female 2,196
that kid is kinda ugly
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Female 1,407
Sure, he`s adorable, but he`s no poster boy either.
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Male 10,440
I have never seen anything more demented in my life.
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Male 2,113
very funny
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Female 4,225
I give you...ONJR DOLLA!
No Dolla? TWO DALLA!
What you mean no go? GO GO!
2 dolla 5 cnt. NO? TWO DOLLA 5 CENT!!
NO GO? NOO GOO??
Fine. FOUR DALLA!
You won know why I desperate fo bucket?
You won know!?
YOU KNOW!!!
I WON BUCKET CHICKEN!!!
NO ONE ELSE HAS BET!!!!!!
I WON BY BUCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don`t be looser, give bnucket!
Ok...TEN DOLLA 99 CENT!!!!
11 DOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU`RE A MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, thats it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ypu bloody now see?!!!!!!!
YOU BLOODY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU DEAD NOW SEE?!!!!!!!!!
YOU DEAD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED DRUG BUCKET!!!!!!!!
The bucket is made with drug
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Male 992
Way to whore out your kid Mom!
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Female 41
it`s people like this who give the rest of texas a bad name
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Female 4,225
I feel your pain. I once paid 1.5 mill fr a nivce big polished diamond, a big beut, ya know? And all I cot was a picture of the diamond.
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Male 666
I once paid $1.2 million dollars for plutonium on eBay, and all I got were glow sticks.
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Male 61
retard kid.
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Female 55
Lol this reminded me about those ebay auctions where people sell stuff like: "Magical shapeshifter ring" "Don`t you want to transform into a bat or into a wolf at night?" and stuff...
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Female 4,225
I know.

Yay, I got a stupid KFC bucket for 5 bucks, what a waste of money

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Male 891
sad thing is someone will actually buy it.
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Female 296
i seen cuter kids.. and i can get the same bucket here WITH chicken in it not rotting crumbs. Anyways...I like that Rick Roll song lol. i jam it if i get Roll`d
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Male 145
they should put that rick roll song on there!!!!
only way it could be any stupider.
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Male 274
He`s ugly.
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Female 207
I really don`t think that kid is very cute.
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Female 4,225
*Kills ttsec*
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Male 666
^ Maybe I`m Rick Astley himself...maybe.
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Female 4,225
What are you? Lord Ric Roll or somthing?
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Male 666
Rick Roll: Priceless.
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Female 4,225
Belly button lint, starting bit at $0.05

Fart in a jar, starting bid: $1.50

Broccoli in a m&m’s bag, starting bid: $0.50

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Female 4,225
Dainty, let`s go hunt him down virtually, he escaped
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Female 4,225
*Aims machine gun and starts shooting at ttsec turning him in to a blood fountain*

Mock auction anyone?

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Male 666
Dainty, Turnshroud, try using Google marketplace.
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Female 4,225
I`m selling a fresh fig...but itsrotting.$#? $4. 3.50$
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Female 731
smokeable? you know exactly what i mean.
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Female 4,225
What if we sold a penny? or a pepple? Or a bootle of water from the lake beswide me or the Great Lakes or the Oceans? Some sand from the desert?
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Male 239
The way I see it, the problem with assigneing the label of "Cutest Kid in Texas" to any one individual is that cute is a subjective term. It`s open to interpetation. What you think is cute is most likely not the same as what I would consider cute. Some might favor the "Chubby Cheek" type of cute, while others prefer the "Big Blue Eyes" type. Further, that the claim is being made by the kid`s parent is another problem. I dare say that the great majority of parents think that their kids are cute - and obviously many of them are living in a land of self-deluded make-believe. Bias is a huge problem in the world of cuteness assessment - and one that won`t be solved over night.

Given the issues I`ve discussed, I feel it inappropiate to refer to this child as the cutest in any individual state, or indeed of any group. That he is possessed of some level of cuteness is undisputed - but I`ve seen cuter, and in Texas too.

That`s all I have to say about tha

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Female 731
Don`t worry, I`m pretty sure whatever Cthulu has in store for you, it won`t be made any worse by the purchase of a slightly soiled waxed paper bucket from a texan child.
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Male 1,003
I`d probably sell my soul on eBay if it wasn`t against my religion, which prohibits me to use eBay.
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Female 731
well, at least you know its not a rickroll. o:-)
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Female 4,225
War of the throwing Youtube vidioes at each other?
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Female 731
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Female 4,225
Dainty, I challenge you to do it get get the link on iab, or have someone else do it so it can for sure get on
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Male 666
^ There are actual anti-Rick-Roll plugins for Firefox. I don`t use them because it`s considered cheating.
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Male 666
^ You can`t know for sure until you click it. ;-)
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Female 4,225
Kentucky Fried Chricken, Kentucky FRied Chick, Kentucky fried Chicken and a baseball ball bat.
Kentucky Fried Chricken, Kentucky FRied Chick, Kentucky fried Chicken and a baseball ball bat.

Lol.

Next up, peanut butter smeared on a left flip flop, bubble gum on the right with a coffee stain/burn

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Male 666
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Female 731
4) Why?
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Female 4,225
AI still wanna know 2 things:

1) Why in the seven hells are you selling that?
2) Why in the seven hells are you usi ng that kid to advertise.

And while I`m at it
3) Why in the seven hells ARE you using a kid to advertise?

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Male 1,036
7 bids.

There are more pedophiles on the net than anyone could ever imagine.

Kfc bukkake anyone?

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Female 731
He would get better business selling 13-year-old hookers at nightclubs.
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Female 731
What, did you all suddenly read my mind?
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Female 4,225
"The ctest kid..." Yeah, if you consider THAT cute, not really

"...will be famous..." Yeah, he`ll be INfamous.

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Female 25
LOL how awful.
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Female 4,225
Or many...THERY HID DRUGS IN THER BUCKET!AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Okok, damn.

Or a finger, yeah.

I know the kid DOES NOT look right.

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Male 686
emm, ok ttsec. Thanks for your, um, many opinions, i guess.

I`m gonna go ahead and say the special surprise is a severed finger from the boy and a note saying "I bet you wish you weren`t so dumb now!!"

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Male 518
Atleast if you did buy it; in 30 years time you could say to people "I got this KFC bucket from the Texas Strangler!"
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Female 4,225
communist Nazi jew?

^^ Damnb that Bush, isn`t he already a monarach? George Bush the second? How is Clinton monarach? I don`t get it.

McCain is too much like like the ape man president.

I keep thinking Obama though....although he wants to teach 5 year olds about sex and appropriate toyching, seriouskly, I`ll find the link. No joke.

Oh right, now I get the Nazi p[art I think. You mean the war on terror?

It`s like the war on drugs btw. That`s just stupid. I mean like, come on

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Male 666
Wow, this is where George W. Bush grew up! He must`ve learned such Texas salesman skills to rip off Americans of their money to fight a stupid oil war, to rip off Iraq`s of their oil. Stupid Texans. Bush is a moron. Hillary and Obama FTW! Communism r0x0r5!!!!!!111111oneoneone

^ Stupid moron, Bush is the best president ever. I long for the day he becomes world dictator and we can all live under his benevolent rule. He will rid the world of those terrorist demons and solve the energy crises. Bush is my hero!

^ You Americans are dumbasses, if Clinton becomes president, America will become a monarchy. If Obama becomes president, you might as well move the white house to Somalia. If McCain becomes president, America will become a Nazi regime.

^ Gay ass European, Jews FTW.

(This is for you Turnshroud).

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Male 10,440
I`d rather have the chicken than the bucket. Anyway just goes to show you how dumb a select few people can get.
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Female 4,225
HAHA! Damn, it`s so lonely without the viciouse debates. Can`t live with it, can`t lve without it.

That kid looks ugly btw. Why would anyone want a bucket?

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Male 1,365
The sad thing is that the kid comes with the bucket as part of the bid, to pay off his moms biker drug dealer.
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Female 1,890
ZOMG THIS TOWEL HAS PARIS HILTONS SWEAT ON IT FROM 18 YEARS I AGO I SWEARS!!!!
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Female 1,890
rofl@ triplekia

and that kid is ugly man
this post made me hungry cus i have soem kfc in the fridge :P

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Female 1,212
Ugh. Ppl will buy/sell anything on ebay if they can get away with it. :P
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Female 322
^^ That`s the world we live...
She`s just preparing her kid.
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Female 731
I think that`s pretty constructive, teaching your child that there are silly people who will pay money for something intrinsically worthless, like selling the sizzle, not the sausage.
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Male 1,014
LOL that parent needs something constructive to do during the day.
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Female 1,534
wow...i honestly dont think that kid is cute at all!
if my friends little sister lived in texas, she`d be the cutest...

and wtf? are they going to have him sign it? cause you cant go around telling people you bought this kfc bucket from him 15 years ago! everyone would think your crazy

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Male 54
Great, its gonna look awesome when I put it next to my watermelon skin
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Male 2,199
wow! how did they get a monkey to pose in their pictures with the KFC? also... i think morbidframe was the one who made the sale on eBay in the firstplace...
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Male 145
only $12.50????? id pay $120.50 HAHA
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Male 666
rifter, there is no food being sold.
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Male 455
That is one ugly kid...and now every pedo who peruses eBay will know exactly what he looks like.
And where to find him.
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Male 145
that just might be the cutest kid in texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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Male 326
lmfao.... $12.50!!!! for a damn KFC buket
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Female 583
The surprise is intriguing...
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Male 282
Yep, from the South. Using the possessive form of a store, restaurant, etc. is obligatory there.

Doesn`t this violate eBay`s terms on sales of food?

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Male 145
w00t numbah 3
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Male 553
different
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Male 19,879
This kid`s mom is setting this him up for a lifetime of beatings.
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Female 1,596
Link: Empty KFC Bucket on eBay [Rate Link] - An eBay auction of a KFC bucket being sold by the ``cutest kid of Texas``.
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