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Date: 03/28/08 07:30 AM

95 Responses to Empty KFC Bucket on eBay

  1. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:05 am
    Link: Empty KFC Bucket on eBay - An eBay auction of a KFC bucket being sold by the ``cutest kid of Texas``.
  2. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:07 am
    This kid`s mom is setting this him up for a lifetime of beatings.
  3. Profile photo of sponged
    sponged Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:34 am
    different
  4. Profile photo of morbidframe
    morbidframe Male 13-17
    145 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:36 am
    w00t numbah 3
  5. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:36 am
    Yep, from the South. Using the possessive form of a store, restaurant, etc. is obligatory there.

    Doesn`t this violate eBay`s terms on sales of food?

  6. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:37 am
    The surprise is intriguing...
  7. Profile photo of Mrsparks795
    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
    326 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:37 am
    lmfao.... $12.50!!!! for a damn KFC buket
  8. Profile photo of morbidframe
    morbidframe Male 13-17
    145 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:38 am
    that just might be the cutest kid in texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
  9. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:39 am
    rifter, there is no food being sold.
  10. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:39 am
    That is one ugly kid...and now every pedo who peruses eBay will know exactly what he looks like.
    And where to find him.
  11. Profile photo of morbidframe
    morbidframe Male 13-17
    145 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:39 am
    only $12.50????? id pay $120.50 HAHA
  12. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:41 am
    wow! how did they get a monkey to pose in their pictures with the KFC? also... i think morbidframe was the one who made the sale on eBay in the firstplace...
  13. Profile photo of Triplekia
    Triplekia Male 18-29
    54 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:41 am
    Great, its gonna look awesome when I put it next to my watermelon skin
  14. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1516 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 7:51 am
    wow...i honestly dont think that kid is cute at all!
    if my friends little sister lived in texas, she`d be the cutest...

    and wtf? are they going to have him sign it? cause you cant go around telling people you bought this kfc bucket from him 15 years ago! everyone would think your crazy

  15. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:09 am
    LOL that parent needs something constructive to do during the day.
  16. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:15 am
    I think that`s pretty constructive, teaching your child that there are silly people who will pay money for something intrinsically worthless, like selling the sizzle, not the sausage.
  17. Profile photo of roxidied
    roxidied Female 13-17
    322 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:16 am
    ^^ That`s the world we live...
    She`s just preparing her kid.
  18. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:17 am
    Ugh. Ppl will buy/sell anything on ebay if they can get away with it. :P
  19. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:18 am
    rofl@ triplekia

    and that kid is ugly man
    this post made me hungry cus i have soem kfc in the fridge :P

  20. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:20 am
    ZOMG THIS TOWEL HAS PARIS HILTONS SWEAT ON IT FROM 18 YEARS I AGO I SWEARS!!!!
  21. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:21 am
    The sad thing is that the kid comes with the bucket as part of the bid, to pay off his moms biker drug dealer.
  22. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:25 am
    HAHA! Damn, it`s so lonely without the viciouse debates. Can`t live with it, can`t lve without it.

    That kid looks ugly btw. Why would anyone want a bucket?

  23. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:31 am
    I`d rather have the chicken than the bucket. Anyway just goes to show you how dumb a select few people can get.
  24. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:40 am
    Wow, this is where George W. Bush grew up! He must`ve learned such Texas salesman skills to rip off Americans of their money to fight a stupid oil war, to rip off Iraq`s of their oil. Stupid Texans. Bush is a moron. Hillary and Obama FTW! Communism r0x0r5!!!!!!111111oneoneone

    ^ Stupid moron, Bush is the best president ever. I long for the day he becomes world dictator and we can all live under his benevolent rule. He will rid the world of those terrorist demons and solve the energy crises. Bush is my hero!

    ^ You Americans are dumbasses, if Clinton becomes president, America will become a monarchy. If Obama becomes president, you might as well move the white house to Somalia. If McCain becomes president, America will become a Nazi regime.

    ^ Gay ass European, Jews FTW.

    (This is for you Turnshroud).

  25. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:44 am
    communist Nazi jew?

    ^^ Damnb that Bush, isn`t he already a monarach? George Bush the second? How is Clinton monarach? I don`t get it.

    McCain is too much like like the ape man president.

    I keep thinking Obama though....although he wants to teach 5 year olds about sex and appropriate toyching, seriouskly, I`ll find the link. No joke.

    Oh right, now I get the Nazi p[art I think. You mean the war on terror?

    It`s like the war on drugs btw. That`s just stupid. I mean like, come on

  26. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:44 am
    Atleast if you did buy it; in 30 years time you could say to people "I got this KFC bucket from the Texas Strangler!"
  27. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:47 am
    emm, ok ttsec. Thanks for your, um, many opinions, i guess.

    I`m gonna go ahead and say the special surprise is a severed finger from the boy and a note saying "I bet you wish you weren`t so dumb now!!"

  28. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:49 am
    Or many...THERY HID DRUGS IN THER BUCKET!AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Okok, damn.

    Or a finger, yeah.

    I know the kid DOES NOT look right.

  29. Profile photo of XxXRachael
    XxXRachael Female 13-17
    25 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:51 am
    LOL how awful.
  30. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:53 am
    "The ctest kid..." Yeah, if you consider THAT cute, not really

    "...will be famous..." Yeah, he`ll be INfamous.

  31. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:01 am
    What, did you all suddenly read my mind?
  32. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:01 am
    He would get better business selling 13-year-old hookers at nightclubs.
  33. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:12 am
    7 bids.

    There are more pedophiles on the net than anyone could ever imagine.

    Kfc bukkake anyone?

  34. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:15 am
    AI still wanna know 2 things:

    1) Why in the seven hells are you selling that?
    2) Why in the seven hells are you usi ng that kid to advertise.

    And while I`m at it
    3) Why in the seven hells ARE you using a kid to advertise?

  35. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:25 am
    4) Why?
  36. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:31 am
    5) Because.
  37. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:36 am
    Kentucky Fried Chricken, Kentucky FRied Chick, Kentucky fried Chicken and a baseball ball bat.
    Kentucky Fried Chricken, Kentucky FRied Chick, Kentucky fried Chicken and a baseball ball bat.

    Lol.

    Next up, peanut butter smeared on a left flip flop, bubble gum on the right with a coffee stain/burn

  38. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:40 am
    ^ You can`t know for sure until you click it. ;-)
  39. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:48 am
    ^ There are actual anti-Rick-Roll plugins for Firefox. I don`t use them because it`s considered cheating.
  40. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:49 am
    Dainty, I challenge you to do it get get the link on iab, or have someone else do it so it can for sure get on
  41. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:53 am
    6)Unless?
  42. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:55 am
    War of the throwing Youtube vidioes at each other?
  43. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:58 am
    well, at least you know its not a rickroll. o:-)
  44. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 10:04 am
    I`d probably sell my soul on eBay if it wasn`t against my religion, which prohibits me to use eBay.
  45. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 10:11 am
    Don`t worry, I`m pretty sure whatever Cthulu has in store for you, it won`t be made any worse by the purchase of a slightly soiled waxed paper bucket from a texan child.
  46. Profile photo of ayull
    ayull Male 18-29
    239 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 10:15 am
    The way I see it, the problem with assigneing the label of "Cutest Kid in Texas" to any one individual is that cute is a subjective term. It`s open to interpetation. What you think is cute is most likely not the same as what I would consider cute. Some might favor the "Chubby Cheek" type of cute, while others prefer the "Big Blue Eyes" type. Further, that the claim is being made by the kid`s parent is another problem. I dare say that the great majority of parents think that their kids are cute - and obviously many of them are living in a land of self-deluded make-believe. Bias is a huge problem in the world of cuteness assessment - and one that won`t be solved over night.

    Given the issues I`ve discussed, I feel it inappropiate to refer to this child as the cutest in any individual state, or indeed of any group. That he is possessed of some level of cuteness is undisputed - but I`ve seen cuter, and in Texas too.

    That`s all I have to say about tha

  47. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 10:15 am
    What if we sold a penny? or a pepple? Or a bootle of water from the lake beswide me or the Great Lakes or the Oceans? Some sand from the desert?
  48. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 10:28 am
    smokeable? you know exactly what i mean.
  49. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 10:31 am
    I`m selling a fresh fig...but itsrotting.$#? $4. 3.50$
  50. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 10:32 am
    Dainty, Turnshroud, try using Google marketplace.
  51. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 10:39 am
    *Aims machine gun and starts shooting at ttsec turning him in to a blood fountain*

    Mock auction anyone?

  52. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 10:42 am
    Dainty, let`s go hunt him down virtually, he escaped
  53. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 10:45 am
    Belly button lint, starting bit at $0.05

    Fart in a jar, starting bid: $1.50

    Broccoli in a m&m’s bag, starting bid: $0.50

  54. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 10:56 am
    Rick Roll: Priceless.
  55. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 11:04 am
    What are you? Lord Ric Roll or somthing?
  56. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 11:10 am
    ^ Maybe I`m Rick Astley himself...maybe.
  57. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 11:15 am
    *Kills ttsec*
  58. Profile photo of MeowYinn
    MeowYinn Female 18-29
    207 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 11:23 am
    I really don`t think that kid is very cute.
  59. Profile photo of XxSpeedy
    XxSpeedy Male 13-17
    274 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 11:30 am
    He`s ugly.
  60. Profile photo of morbidframe
    morbidframe Male 13-17
    145 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 11:37 am
    they should put that rick roll song on there!!!!
    only way it could be any stupider.
  61. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 11:49 am
    i seen cuter kids.. and i can get the same bucket here WITH chicken in it not rotting crumbs. Anyways...I like that Rick Roll song lol. i jam it if i get Roll`d
  62. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    sad thing is someone will actually buy it.
  63. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    I know.

    Yay, I got a stupid KFC bucket for 5 bucks, what a waste of money

  64. Profile photo of MagicFerret
    MagicFerret Female 18-29
    55 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    Lol this reminded me about those ebay auctions where people sell stuff like: "Magical shapeshifter ring" "Don`t you want to transform into a bat or into a wolf at night?" and stuff...
  65. Profile photo of yesssssssss
    yesssssssss Male 13-17
    61 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    retard kid.
  66. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    I once paid $1.2 million dollars for plutonium on eBay, and all I got were glow sticks.
  67. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    I feel your pain. I once paid 1.5 mill fr a nivce big polished diamond, a big beut, ya know? And all I cot was a picture of the diamond.
  68. Profile photo of grlgeorge1
    grlgeorge1 Female 40-49
    41 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    it`s people like this who give the rest of texas a bad name
  69. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    Way to whore out your kid Mom!
  70. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    I give you...ONJR DOLLA!
    No Dolla? TWO DALLA!
    What you mean no go? GO GO!
    2 dolla 5 cnt. NO? TWO DOLLA 5 CENT!!
    NO GO? NOO GOO??
    Fine. FOUR DALLA!
    You won know why I desperate fo bucket?
    You won know!?
    YOU KNOW!!!
    I WON BUCKET CHICKEN!!!
    NO ONE ELSE HAS BET!!!!!!
    I WON BY BUCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Don`t be looser, give bnucket!
    Ok...TEN DOLLA 99 CENT!!!!
    11 DOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    YOU`RE A MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ok, thats it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ypu bloody now see?!!!!!!!
    YOU BLOODY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
    YOU DEAD NOW SEE?!!!!!!!!!
    YOU DEAD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I NEED DRUG BUCKET!!!!!!!!
    The bucket is made with drug
  71. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    very funny
  72. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    I have never seen anything more demented in my life.
  73. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Sure, he`s adorable, but he`s no poster boy either.
  74. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    that kid is kinda ugly
  75. Profile photo of mrjerrio
    mrjerrio Male 13-17
    101 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    98.5 persent positive feedback
  76. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    Haha, maybe the kid wanted to sell something on Ebay really bad for fun and his mom decided to do that. Or they`re poor and abusing their kid, either one.
  77. Profile photo of cale_d_100
    cale_d_100 Male 13-17
    217 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    funny thing is, the bidding is at $29.17 canadian, so whoever buys it is practically paying for there meal lol
  78. Profile photo of cale_d_100
    cale_d_100 Male 13-17
    217 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    dam u ttsec, i just got rick rolled...
  79. Profile photo of punkitonic
    punkitonic Female 18-29
    124 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    kfc bucket

    haha its doubled the price since the screenshot was made!

  80. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    ha now thats lame
  81. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    is this prostitution?
  82. Profile photo of MagicFerret
    MagicFerret Female 18-29
    55 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 12:15 am
    Could very well be, lol
  83. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 3:01 am
    Eiwwwww.
  84. Profile photo of HardRox
    HardRox Male 40-49
    81 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 6:10 am
    Such an ability to dupe people....he`s gonna make a great lawyer!
  85. Profile photo of kizzysfashio
    kizzysfashio Female 18-29
    3 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 6:40 am
    Hi there, I`m the kids mother and I want to clear some things. LOL I love the attention he got from you guys. Just goes to show how many people are haters and jealous maybe because you were to stupid think of selling something as simple and dumb as an empty KFC bucket...hey my meal was paid =D 2nd I see a lot of people are saying he is "ugly" ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please, I dont see you posting any pictures of your kids..maybe because your kids really are ugly, its nature of humans to hate on someone or thing they are jealous of. Everyone on here just made him famous you took 5 minutes of your life to look at something that you claim is "stupid" maybe you`re the stupid one for looking...
  86. Profile photo of kizzysfashio
    kizzysfashio Female 18-29
    3 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 6:41 am
    $28.75!!!!! Woo hoo!! And still 3 days left =D next we`re selling a used fork from McDonalds...start saving your money =]
  87. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    I think....I want 2nd or 3rd highest bid for a SURPRISE!
  88. Profile photo of flipx5
    flipx5 Female 70 & Over
    45 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    If it`s not buckethead`s bucket, i won`t buy it. and i`m cuter than that kid...
  89. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    KID LOOKS KIDA CREEPY
  90. Profile photo of 8o8azn
    8o8azn Female 13-17
    133 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    http://cgi.ebay.com/Empty-KFC-Tub-Buy-It...


    thats the website for the empty KFC thing


    hello!
    hi!

  91. Profile photo of xholdxonx
    xholdxonx Female 13-17
    37 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    it`s like the toast all over again..
  92. Profile photo of JannyMN
    JannyMN Female 18-29
    30 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 1:34 am
    I always think it`s funny when someone calls someone stupid, but then incorrectly spells in that same sentence. You could claim "typo", I`m sure, but still. "were to stupid" No no. Two O`s in the word "too".

    kizzysfashio: "Just goes to show how many people are haters and jealous maybe because you were to stupid think of selling something as simple and dumb as an empty KFC bucket..."

  93. Profile photo of gigglygiggle
    gigglygiggle Male 18-29
    222 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 3:44 am
    People sell weird things on eBay, but I`ll never bid on this one. Heck, I`ll buy a KFC tub myself and pose as "your secret admirer" and become famous.

    And, that kid has badly combed hair.

  94. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    POST 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That is all

  95. Profile photo of kizzysfashio
    kizzysfashio Female 18-29
    3 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    $103.50!!!!!!!!!!

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