Cucumber Sandwiches

Submitted by: funnyplace 9 years ago in Funny
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""You can"t beat a good cucumber, I always say.""
There are 56 comments:
Female 62
OK, this was so ill. I figured out the joke and said, "No, that`s not it, they`d never..." But they did... THEY DID!!!
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Male 74
THAT`s why you always buy the cling-wrapped ones!
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Female 127
Saw that one cumming a mile away...
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Female 584
Har de har.
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Female 2,695
OH MY GOD
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Female 107
reminds me of my mom`s friend who is an nurse. a girl went in to the doc`s office because he had a serious infection. they did a scrape and found "vegative matter". everytime i see a cucumber i think of that girl.
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Female 48
But still pretty much hilarious xD
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Female 48
I didn`t get it at first. But, by the time it said DUREX, I figured it out. EUGHHH. Deserves a 12/10 on KTHXBAI`S yawky scale X-(
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Male 165
my initial reaction: argh...yuck! :S
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Female 342
Caught me by surprise too. Did not see that coming. Great advert tho. Very funny.
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Male 98
haha, i didn`t see this cumming...hilarious

i "eww`ed" the entire time...and for a minute afterwards.

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Female 1,492
LOL...that is so wrong!!!
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Male 1,725
OMFG hah pwned
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Male 72
lol, cuCUMber.
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Male 205
A little obvious but still funny.
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Female 29
the title and the first 15 secs gave that away but still pretty funny.
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Male 4,680
I did not see that coming at all. But bwhahahaha great commercial.
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Male 12
"Your mother`s partial to a bit of cucumber"

This had me in stitches
ahhhh i`ll grow up one day :p

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Female 135
Mmmmmmmmmm... cucumbers!
ROFLOCOPTER
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Male 431
nice!
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Female 246
hahahaha nice
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Male 1,085

Vacumber?
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Female 95
eww,wow,lol,HAHA!
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Male 184
I enjoyed that.
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Male 580
Caught me by surprise.
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Female 157
ohhhh ew.
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Female 1,589
It took me a few seconds to get that. XD
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Male 51
Oh. I was a bit slow there. NOW I get it.... hahahaha
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Male 666
If the guy tried harder to satisfy the girl in the bedroom, this could`ve been prevented.
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Male 4,393
ewwwww
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Male 153
"lolol. that was a pretty creative commecial. i missed what the dad said tho. it was like "your mother mumble mumble" something"

He said," your mother is quite partial to cucumbers too."

lol great vid, reminds me of that cyber sex thing.

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Male 101
Courgettes might have been out of season. She should have gone with the ever available banana.
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Male 328
lolol. that was a pretty creative commecial. i missed what the dad said tho. it was like "your mother mumble mumble" something
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Female 1,395
haha too pointy tho; try a courgette.
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Male 1,072
"lets my use this cucumber and put it back in the fridge!"
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Female 1,470
LOL
eww stupid lady
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Female 49
Hahahaha, that was hilarious!!

Even if he did wash it, it`s still kind of gross.

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Female 426
Well I would guess the guy washed it before he cut it up...
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Male 97
haha, that was awesome
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Female 472
wow...just wow

and alot ewww

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Male 896
From watching plenty of naughty things in my day I saw this coming a mile away.
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Female 2,672
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
dat ws fuuny, good ad
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Male 131
I agree with pabasa. Kind of...
Either use a condom, wash it (very thoroughly) after, throw it out, or get a dildo. Like seriously. That`s just sick.

With that said. Hilarious ad. xD

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Female 178
Twat Cuke.
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Male 4,012
She should have used a condom.
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Male 55
heh so thats where they hide them
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Male 438
lol
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Male 101
0_0 Eww..
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Female 3
hehehehehehehehhehe brilliant
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Female 108
mmmm vagina-cumber.
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Female 5,139
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.. eww... eww... and lol

but mainly eww

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Male 2,113
very funny
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Female 93
Awww shiiiiit.
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Male 822
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROTFLMAO!

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Male 747
And yea nasty, really nasty. :P
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Male 11
Link: Cucumber Sandwiches [Rate Link] - ``You can`t beat a good cucumber, I always say.``
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