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Date: 03/01/08 12:12 AM

56 Responses to Cucumber Sandwiches

  1. Profile photo of funnyplace
    funnyplace Male 18-29
    11 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    Link: Cucumber Sandwiches - ``You can`t beat a good cucumber, I always say.``
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    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 12:16 am
    And yea nasty, really nasty. :P
  3. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 12:17 am
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    ROTFLMAO!

  4. Profile photo of Megra333
    Megra333 Female 18-29
    93 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 12:17 am
    Awww shiiiiit.
  5. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 12:21 am
    very funny
  6. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 12:46 am
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.. eww... eww... and lol

    but mainly eww

  7. Profile photo of love_lover
    love_lover Female 13-17
    108 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 1:09 am
    mmmm vagina-cumber.
  8. Profile photo of kinkykerryls
    kinkykerryls Female 18-29
    3 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 1:30 am
    hehehehehehehehhehe brilliant
  9. Profile photo of luketoyou
    luketoyou Male 13-17
    101 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 1:35 am
    0_0 Eww..
  10. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 2:17 am
    lol
  11. Profile photo of seraphimboy
    seraphimboy Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 2:44 am
    heh so thats where they hide them
  12. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 2:45 am
    She should have used a condom.
  13. Profile photo of jkahoon
    jkahoon Female 18-29
    178 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 4:10 am
    Twat Cuke.
  14. Profile photo of n0n4m3
    n0n4m3 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 4:24 am
    I agree with pabasa. Kind of...
    Either use a condom, wash it (very thoroughly) after, throw it out, or get a dildo. Like seriously. That`s just sick.

    With that said. Hilarious ad. xD

  15. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 5:09 am
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    dat ws fuuny, good ad
  16. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 5:16 am
    From watching plenty of naughty things in my day I saw this coming a mile away.
  17. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 5:58 am
    wow...just wow

    and alot ewww

  18. Profile photo of Slider388
    Slider388 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 6:16 am
    haha, that was awesome
  19. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 6:38 am
    Well I would guess the guy washed it before he cut it up...
  20. Profile photo of soccergirl89
    soccergirl89 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 7:09 am
    Hahahaha, that was hilarious!!

    Even if he did wash it, it`s still kind of gross.

  21. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 7:38 am
    LOL
    eww stupid lady
  22. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 8:34 am
    "lets my use this cucumber and put it back in the fridge!"
  23. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 8:58 am
    haha too pointy tho; try a courgette.
  24. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 9:37 am
    lolol. that was a pretty creative commecial. i missed what the dad said tho. it was like "your mother mumble mumble" something
  25. Profile photo of SpacemnSpiff
    SpacemnSpiff Male 18-29
    101 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 9:42 am
    Courgettes might have been out of season. She should have gone with the ever available banana.
  26. Profile photo of Gregoryn95
    Gregoryn95 Male 13-17
    153 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 9:56 am
    "lolol. that was a pretty creative commecial. i missed what the dad said tho. it was like "your mother mumble mumble" something"

    He said," your mother is quite partial to cucumbers too."

    lol great vid, reminds me of that cyber sex thing.

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 10:23 am
    ewwwww
  28. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 10:29 am
    If the guy tried harder to satisfy the girl in the bedroom, this could`ve been prevented.
  29. Profile photo of FrogBlaster7
    FrogBlaster7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 10:43 am
    Oh. I was a bit slow there. NOW I get it.... hahahaha
  30. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 10:46 am
    It took me a few seconds to get that. XD
  31. Profile photo of miakauisan
    miakauisan Female 18-29
    158 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 10:56 am
    ohhhh ew.
  32. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 11:06 am
    Caught me by surprise.
  33. Profile photo of EmoGangster
    EmoGangster Male 13-17
    184 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 11:16 am
    I enjoyed that.
  34. Profile photo of Hanninha
    Hanninha Female 18-29
    95 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 11:58 am
    eww,wow,lol,HAHA!
  35. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Vacumber?
  36. Profile photo of Crystal949
    Crystal949 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    hahahaha nice
  37. Profile photo of JGESS
    JGESS Male 18-29
    433 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    nice!
  38. Profile photo of TrishIsADork
    TrishIsADork Female 18-29
    135 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    Mmmmmmmmmm... cucumbers!
    ROFLOCOPTER
  39. Profile photo of lilphil1989
    lilphil1989 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 2:58 pm
    "Your mother`s partial to a bit of cucumber"

    This had me in stitches
    ahhhh i`ll grow up one day :p

  40. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    I did not see that coming at all. But bwhahahaha great commercial.
  41. Profile photo of AuroraRose
    AuroraRose Female 18-29
    29 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    the title and the first 15 secs gave that away but still pretty funny.
  42. Profile photo of hoolahawk
    hoolahawk Male 30-39
    205 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    A little obvious but still funny.
  43. Profile photo of SuperStingra
    SuperStingra Male 13-17
    72 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    lol, cuCUMber.
  44. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    OMFG hah pwned
  45. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    LOL...that is so wrong!!!
  46. Profile photo of Adyckt
    Adyckt Male 18-29
    98 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    haha, i didn`t see this cumming...hilarious

    i "eww`ed" the entire time...and for a minute afterwards.

  47. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    342 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 12:19 am
    Caught me by surprise too. Did not see that coming. Great advert tho. Very funny.
  48. Profile photo of Funbox20
    Funbox20 Male 13-17
    165 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 1:39 am
    my initial reaction: argh...yuck! :S
  49. Profile photo of kthxbaiyah
    kthxbaiyah Female 13-17
    48 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    I didn`t get it at first. But, by the time it said DUREX, I figured it out. EUGHHH. Deserves a 12/10 on KTHXBAI`S yawky scale X-(
  50. Profile photo of kthxbaiyah
    kthxbaiyah Female 13-17
    48 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    But still pretty much hilarious xD
  51. Profile photo of pillowpants
    pillowpants Female 18-29
    107 posts
    March 3, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    reminds me of my mom`s friend who is an nurse. a girl went in to the doc`s office because he had a serious infection. they did a scrape and found "vegative matter". everytime i see a cucumber i think of that girl.
  52. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    OH MY GOD
  53. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    584 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    Har de har.
  54. Profile photo of FranWins
    FranWins Female 18-29
    127 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    Saw that one cumming a mile away...
  55. Profile photo of MGUESTY
    MGUESTY Male 30-39
    75 posts
    March 7, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    THAT`s why you always buy the cling-wrapped ones!
  56. Profile photo of matchstick
    matchstick Female 30-39
    62 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 3:42 am
    OK, this was so ill. I figured out the joke and said, "No, that`s not it, they`d never..." But they did... THEY DID!!!

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