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Date: 03/13/08 12:09 PM

60 Responses to Crime Doesn`t Pay

  1. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 10:41 am
    Link: Crime Doesn`t Pay - If you ever plan on robbing a bank, you better hope you don`t run into this cop.
  2. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    I was hoping for a real robbery...
  3. Profile photo of Trexa
    Trexa Female 18-29
    283 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    Tha car flip was AMAZING!
  4. Profile photo of NotjonGreco
    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
    350 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    No one more badass then this cop. no one.
  5. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    What was that from?!? I must watch the whole thing. The "martial arts" were awesome!
  6. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    Hehe, I`ve seen this a LONG time ago. I`ve met and known quite a few cops (my ma is a cop) a while back; you would (or wouldn`t) surprised how many cops IRL think they are the S*it like this. :D
  7. Profile photo of HorsesRule
    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    hes got balls of fury
  8. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    i thought it wads gonna be a real robbery.
  9. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    Holy feck!
    I`m assuming this is some kind of Sweedish `Hot Fuzz`. I say Sweedish because of the funny letters and the Volvo police car. Either way, it would explain the randomness. I mean, how come he`s a gay kung-fu fighter, why is he Neo, and where the hell did that fire come from?!

    Btw, I wasn`t sure how he was firing a gun with his crotch at first, but I`m beginning to get the thrust of it. Ba-dm-dm-pshhhh!!!!

  10. Profile photo of Maxim86
    Maxim86 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    Yeah, it`s a Scandinavian film called Kopps. Apparently its about police officers that are bored with their small town so they try to create crime to stop just so they`ll feel useful.
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    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    Mikeado, he turned all those bullets into a grenade, pulled the pin, and then tossed it behind him. The fire was from the explosion.
  12. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339230/
  13. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    hehehe crotch pistol the thrusting was epic
  14. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    Maxim86 and alpensepp, thanks. =)
  15. Profile photo of JoeTheRipper
    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
    288 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    So did he fire that gun with his...
  16. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    thx maxim & lauraly. I didn`t quite see what he made those bullets into, but a grenade makes sense, what with the ring pull in his mouth `n` all.

    Of course, turning fired bullets into a working grenade with a different coloured pin does raise further questions...

  17. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    it reminded me of a Sweedish super troopers
  18. Profile photo of Steno
    Steno Male 18-29
    66 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    Swedish with Danish subtitles.
  19. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    Awesometastic.
  20. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    psshhh, I can do that 10x as well, with one arm and a blindfold
  21. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    hahahahaha!! nice!
  22. Profile photo of django7
    django7 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    whooooaa! I laughed so hard I made urine splash all over.
  23. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    lol, i loved when the gun was in his pants XD
  24. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    I loved those front thrust shots...
  25. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    Hahaha, the cops at Puerto Rico think they can do that and better. LOL made me laugh
  26. Profile photo of Fuchsbrauner
    Fuchsbrauner Female 18-29
    183 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    He can have me.
  27. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    hehe
  28. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    Too bad it was just a dream.
  29. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    lol, catching bullets and making them into a grenade, too funny.
  30. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    While like a few others I was hoping for a real robbery and a real cop to go busting in and save the day like an action hero... this was just as good. I`d seen clips from this before but never the full thing. Thanks!
  31. Profile photo of sabreduelist
    sabreduelist Male 13-17
    174 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    Heh, that just made my day.
  32. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    he was roostered and ready to fire with the gun in his pants
  33. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    OH MY GOD!

    i posted that like, 3 months ago!!!

    IAB HATES ME

  34. Profile photo of yakooza
    yakooza Male 18-29
    12 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    Very similar to my dreams, except I don`t wake up. :)
  35. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    ya its sweden because its a Volvo police car
    ;)
  36. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    that as lame

    seen it on metacafe like 3 years ago

    i kniw that no one cares

  37. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    when he stopped the shots was I the only one who was thinking
    "MAGNUM"
  38. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    NICE i was looking all over for the source of this gif i found and here it is! thx alot!~~
  39. Profile photo of lyonartime
    lyonartime Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    "AWESOME COP": premiering on NBC April 20th
  40. Profile photo of theburford
    theburford Male 13-17
    117 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    Chuck Norris is from Sweden???
  41. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    repost from like 2 years ago, i remember this but it had a new ending. or maybe i just didn`t remember it
  42. Profile photo of 843
    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    Benny the super cop. Where`s the part of him dealing with those robbers in the forest?
  43. Profile photo of xBLiTZKRiEGx
    xBLiTZKRiEGx Male 13-17
    92 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    polislarm??? the hell language is that??
  44. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    Wonderful clip. Thrusts were simply fantastic
  45. Profile photo of IMEVIL666
    IMEVIL666 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    uh huh. and i bet this guy doesn`t ever dream about being a kick ass stripper either.
  46. Profile photo of BEAN_ME
    BEAN_ME Male 13-17
    103 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    Hm. I noticed when he fired the first three shots, he roostered the gun afterward, in between each bullet. I`m no expert, but I KNOW that guns from as recent a time as that don`t need to be recocked after every shot.
    Hm...
  47. Profile photo of lucid_wizard
    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
    308 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    hell yes..bad ass mo fo.
  48. Profile photo of Lawviz
    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 11:44 pm
    It`s benny the supercop....
  49. Profile photo of ManilaRose
    ManilaRose Female 18-29
    192 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 12:31 am
    I saw an animated .gif of this clips crotch shots. GOod to know where it came from.
  50. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 2:24 am
    i can do that
  51. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 7:01 am
    REPOST

    And it`s a daydream from the movie "Kopps"

  52. Profile photo of Hammersley19
    Hammersley19 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 7:23 am
    Fake!!! I`m an expert in bullsh*t so i would know!!
    lol that cop is the MAN!!!
  53. Profile photo of dibens
    dibens Male 18-29
    203 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 8:36 am
    The movie is based on the actual events that happened with Chuck Norris

    true story

  54. Profile photo of bagofpeanuts
    bagofpeanuts Female 13-17
    156 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 8:46 am
    BEST POST FOR THE WIN.
  55. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    Lol, wtf.
  56. Profile photo of CrimsonCat
    CrimsonCat Female 18-29
    105 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    Crazy Swedes. ^_^
  57. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    MATRIX COP!
  58. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    March 15, 2008 at 1:48 am
    i expected an ad
  59. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 1:07 am
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
  60. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 10:59 pm
    He is.....Cheesy Matrix Cop!!

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