Crime Doesn`t Pay

Submitted by: silly_a1804 9 years ago in Funny
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If you ever plan on robbing a bank, you better hope you don"t run into this cop.
There are 60 comments:
Male 1,461
He is.....Cheesy Matrix Cop!!
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Male 2,113
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
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Female 1,264
i expected an ad
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Female 1,572
MATRIX COP!
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Female 105
Crazy Swedes. ^_^
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Female 462
Lol, wtf.
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Female 156
BEST POST FOR THE WIN.
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Male 203
The movie is based on the actual events that happened with Chuck Norris

true story

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Male 12
Fake!!! I`m an expert in bullsh*t so i would know!!
lol that cop is the MAN!!!
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Male 1,623
REPOST

And it`s a daydream from the movie "Kopps"

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Female 339
i can do that
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Female 192
I saw an animated .gif of this clips crotch shots. GOod to know where it came from.
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Male 429
It`s benny the supercop....
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Male 308
hell yes..bad ass mo fo.
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Male 103
Hm. I noticed when he fired the first three shots, he roostered the gun afterward, in between each bullet. I`m no expert, but I KNOW that guns from as recent a time as that don`t need to be recocked after every shot.
Hm...
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Female 80
uh huh. and i bet this guy doesn`t ever dream about being a kick ass stripper either.
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Male 1,406
Wonderful clip. Thrusts were simply fantastic
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Male 92
polislarm??? the hell language is that??
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Male 550
Benny the super cop. Where`s the part of him dealing with those robbers in the forest?
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Male 1,152
repost from like 2 years ago, i remember this but it had a new ending. or maybe i just didn`t remember it
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Male 117
Chuck Norris is from Sweden???
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Male 260
"AWESOME COP": premiering on NBC April 20th
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Male 1,837
NICE i was looking all over for the source of this gif i found and here it is! thx alot!~~
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Male 7,933
when he stopped the shots was I the only one who was thinking
"MAGNUM"
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Male 3,296
that as lame

seen it on metacafe like 3 years ago

i kniw that no one cares

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Male 1,556
ya its sweden because its a Volvo police car
;)
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Male 12
Very similar to my dreams, except I don`t wake up. :)
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Male 444
OH MY GOD!

i posted that like, 3 months ago!!!

IAB HATES ME

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Male 822
he was roostered and ready to fire with the gun in his pants
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Male 174
Heh, that just made my day.
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Male 778
While like a few others I was hoping for a real robbery and a real cop to go busting in and save the day like an action hero... this was just as good. I`d seen clips from this before but never the full thing. Thanks!
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Male 2,121
lol, catching bullets and making them into a grenade, too funny.
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Male 4,012
Too bad it was just a dream.
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Male 4,393
hehe
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Female 183
He can have me.
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Male 741
Hahaha, the cops at Puerto Rico think they can do that and better. LOL made me laugh
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Male 2,395
I loved those front thrust shots...
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Male 1,725
lol, i loved when the gun was in his pants XD
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Male 59
whooooaa! I laughed so hard I made urine splash all over.
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Male 10,440
hahahahaha!! nice!
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Male 2,028
psshhh, I can do that 10x as well, with one arm and a blindfold
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Male 580
Awesometastic.
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Male 66
Swedish with Danish subtitles.
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Female 678
it reminded me of a Sweedish super troopers
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Male 2,159
thx maxim & lauraly. I didn`t quite see what he made those bullets into, but a grenade makes sense, what with the ring pull in his mouth `n` all.

Of course, turning fired bullets into a working grenade with a different coloured pin does raise further questions...

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Male 288
So did he fire that gun with his...
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Female 2,258
Maxim86 and alpensepp, thanks. =)
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Male 1,361
hehehe crotch pistol the thrusting was epic
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Female 2,258
Mikeado, he turned all those bullets into a grenade, pulled the pin, and then tossed it behind him. The fire was from the explosion.
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Male 139
Yeah, it`s a Scandinavian film called Kopps. Apparently its about police officers that are bored with their small town so they try to create crime to stop just so they`ll feel useful.
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Male 2,159
Holy feck!
I`m assuming this is some kind of Sweedish `Hot Fuzz`. I say Sweedish because of the funny letters and the Volvo police car. Either way, it would explain the randomness. I mean, how come he`s a gay kung-fu fighter, why is he Neo, and where the hell did that fire come from?!

Btw, I wasn`t sure how he was firing a gun with his crotch at first, but I`m beginning to get the thrust of it. Ba-dm-dm-pshhhh!!!!

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Male 1,078
i thought it wads gonna be a real robbery.
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Female 368
hes got balls of fury
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Male 3,301
Hehe, I`ve seen this a LONG time ago. I`ve met and known quite a few cops (my ma is a cop) a while back; you would (or wouldn`t) surprised how many cops IRL think they are the S*it like this. :D
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Female 2,258
What was that from?!? I must watch the whole thing. The "martial arts" were awesome!
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Male 349
No one more badass then this cop. no one.
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Female 283
Tha car flip was AMAZING!
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Male 418
I was hoping for a real robbery...
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Female 296
Link: Crime Doesn`t Pay [Rate Link] - If you ever plan on robbing a bank, you better hope you don`t run into this cop.
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