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Category: Funny
Date: 03/17/08 03:50 AM

36 Responses to Carpet Monkey

  1. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 3:52 am
    Link: Carpet Monkey - It`s always a bad idea to give a monkey a gun.
  2. Profile photo of nickbrick
    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 3:57 am
    Not as bad as giving a monkey internet.
  3. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 3:57 am
    Was that a missile that the monkey threw or something?
  4. Profile photo of Lost_In_Time
    Lost_In_Time Male 18-29
    317 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 4:00 am
    Wow, that may be the Awww and WTF of the day all combined into one. Prove me wrong IAB.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 4:04 am

    Some people just never learn from other people`s mistakes.

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 4:19 am
    Eh. It was okay, but not all that funny.
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    xxmiranda Female 13-17
    235 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 5:04 am
    That was...
    bizarre.
  8. Profile photo of xxmiranda
    xxmiranda Female 13-17
    235 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 5:04 am
    hypothetically, if you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, they`d eventually write Hamlet?
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    Lost_In_Time Male 18-29
    317 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 5:18 am
    Well, if each monkey typed a letter on the typewriter which added up to the number of times that letter showed up in Hamlet, then you had some super monkey put it in order. Then yes, they could write Hamlet.
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    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 5:25 am
    that was oooogly
  11. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 5:26 am
    A chimpanzee is an Ape.
    If you gave an infinite number of humans infinite typewriters, none of them could write anything interesting, let alone Hamlet, stupid Humans.
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    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 5:52 am
    Monkies.
  13. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 8:29 am
    weird....but kinda funny.
  14. Profile photo of Retaw
    Retaw Male 18-29
    89 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 8:49 am
    not funny at all
  15. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 9:00 am
    Why a loaded gun?
    and eh sorta funny
  16. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 9:26 am
    HE`S GOT A WIFE AND KIDS YOU ANIMAL! XD
  17. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 9:57 am
    Chimps are cute, but they scare me. Anyone remember this storyabout the guy who had raised a chimp but was forced to put it into a chimp sanctuary. When he went to visit his chimp two others bit off his face and genitals. They`re really vicious and territorial.
  18. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:36 am
    All in all, that was a stupid commercial/show clip. Then again, anything aired on MTV is bullspit anyway.
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    msimmons Male 18-29
    244 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 11:02 am
    The only thing that amused me was at the end when it was changed to two brothers carpeting. Saw it a mile and a half away, but it made me smile nonetheless.
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 11:21 am
    Yeah, I`m really not going to shop there; I don`t care how low their prices are.
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 11:48 am
    "hypothetically, if you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, they`d eventually write Hamlet?"

    Soooo, if you give an infinite amount of monkeys an infinite amount of firearms, what happens then?

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    iceco Male 18-29
    105 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    "Hmmm... Our monkey seems to have seriously wounded one of our employees by shooting him with a loaded gun.

    I know! Let`s give the gun back to the monkey!"

  23. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    "He`s drinking his blood!"
  24. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    What a weird looking dog.
  25. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    mehhh bored
  26. Profile photo of JFreak94
    JFreak94 Female 13-17
    11 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    that was hilarious. "two brothers carpeting" hahaha.
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    ladyleo_666 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    Oh no! That was dumb/scary/tragic
  28. Profile photo of th25tina
    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    pretty funny for a commercial...I love anything with monkeys though.
  29. Profile photo of SmartSketch
    SmartSketch Male 70 & Over
    83 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - Do NOT give any monkey a loaded firearm. Doing this may result in personal injury or death.
    WARNING - Although monkeys may seem cute, they are EXTREMLY dangerous.

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    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    three brothers carpeting............. two brothers carpeting.
  31. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 1:17 am
    "He`s drinking his blood!".....HAHAHAHA CAN`T BREATHE....SOOO FUNNY.......!!!!
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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 3:46 am
    fail
  33. Profile photo of Nevermore7
    Nevermore7 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    Did anyone else get the "Don`t shoot the monkey!" reaction just after they got the gun back? Maybe I`m just weird...
  34. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    March 19, 2008 at 2:30 am
    vid`s weird
  35. Profile photo of HardRox
    HardRox Male 40-49
    81 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    It was so boring that I couldn`t even watch all of it. Perhaps the monkey had the best idea.
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    July 3, 2008 at 11:46 am
    aaaahhhh

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