Carpet Monkey

Submitted by: joofro 8 years ago Funny

It"s always a bad idea to give a monkey a gun.
There are 36 comments:
Male 1,718
aaaahhhh
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Male 81
It was so boring that I couldn`t even watch all of it. Perhaps the monkey had the best idea.
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Male 1,036
vid`s weird
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Female 48
Did anyone else get the "Don`t shoot the monkey!" reaction just after they got the gun back? Maybe I`m just weird...
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Male 2,113
fail
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Male 551
"He`s drinking his blood!".....HAHAHAHA CAN`T BREATHE....SOOO FUNNY.......!!!!
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Male 608
three brothers carpeting............. two brothers carpeting.
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Male 83
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - Do NOT give any monkey a loaded firearm. Doing this may result in personal injury or death.
WARNING - Although monkeys may seem cute, they are EXTREMLY dangerous.

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Female 368
pretty funny for a commercial...I love anything with monkeys though.
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Female 128
Oh no! That was dumb/scary/tragic
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Female 11
that was hilarious. "two brothers carpeting" hahaha.
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Male 290
mehhh bored
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Male 2,720
What a weird looking dog.
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Female 674
"He`s drinking his blood!"
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Male 105
"Hmmm... Our monkey seems to have seriously wounded one of our employees by shooting him with a loaded gun.

I know! Let`s give the gun back to the monkey!"

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Male 3,301
"hypothetically, if you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, they`d eventually write Hamlet?"

Soooo, if you give an infinite amount of monkeys an infinite amount of firearms, what happens then?

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Male 4,246
Yeah, I`m really not going to shop there; I don`t care how low their prices are.
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Male 244
The only thing that amused me was at the end when it was changed to two brothers carpeting. Saw it a mile and a half away, but it made me smile nonetheless.
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Female 721
All in all, that was a stupid commercial/show clip. Then again, anything aired on MTV is bullspit anyway.
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Female 2,258
Chimps are cute, but they scare me. Anyone remember this storyabout the guy who had raised a chimp but was forced to put it into a chimp sanctuary. When he went to visit his chimp two others bit off his face and genitals. They`re really vicious and territorial.
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Male 9,306
HE`S GOT A WIFE AND KIDS YOU ANIMAL! XD
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Female 1,572
Why a loaded gun?
and eh sorta funny
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Male 89
not funny at all
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Female 920
weird....but kinda funny.
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Male 223
Monkies.
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Male 4,004
A chimpanzee is an Ape.
If you gave an infinite number of humans infinite typewriters, none of them could write anything interesting, let alone Hamlet, stupid Humans.
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Male 944
that was oooogly
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Male 317
Well, if each monkey typed a letter on the typewriter which added up to the number of times that letter showed up in Hamlet, then you had some super monkey put it in order. Then yes, they could write Hamlet.
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Female 235
hypothetically, if you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, they`d eventually write Hamlet?
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Female 235
That was...
bizarre.
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Female 4,028
Eh. It was okay, but not all that funny.
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Male 4,012

Some people just never learn from other people`s mistakes.

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Male 317
Wow, that may be the Awww and WTF of the day all combined into one. Prove me wrong IAB.
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Male 3,301
Was that a missile that the monkey threw or something?
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Male 797
Not as bad as giving a monkey internet.
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Male 548
Link: Carpet Monkey [Rate Link] - It`s always a bad idea to give a monkey a gun.
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