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Date: 03/23/08 06:05 AM

43 Responses to Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 12:35 am
    Link: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power? - Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by Congress indicate robots have too much control over our lives.
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    MykDude Male 13-17
    16 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 6:09 am
    Meh, saw this already.
    And when happened to the guy? was he like tasered or something?
  3. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 6:17 am
    "overly mechanised"??

    isnt that the idea? isnt it the way forward?

    the world would be very slow if we didnt have such a "mechanised" society

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    Retaw Male 18-29
    89 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 6:21 am
    He was a robot?
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    tchaiky Female 18-29
    227 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 6:29 am
    omgosh.. i so thought it was real :P
  6. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 6:32 am
    haha. thats funny
  7. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 6:40 am
    obey your robot overlord kiddos.
  8. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 7:01 am
    hey everybody, throw your computers out the windown and gouge your eyes out with your own fingers, MykDude saw this one already so there`s nothing to see here.
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    CynicalDog Male 13-17
    64 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 7:19 am
    i am a part of the destroy all humans demographic just like Bender Bending Rodriguez. New Futurama today!!
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    Triplekia Male 18-29
    54 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 7:33 am
    Subtle message to destroy Evil Robot Empire a.k.a Japan
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    ladyleo_666 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 7:37 am
    Lol, thought this was real at first. How could they have allowed themselves to be brainwashed like that? Lol, sterilisation tablets.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 8:38 am
    hahahaha not bad...
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    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 9:01 am
    I knew it was fake when I saw them answering questions too fast and the camera going quickly over at who was talking, too.
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    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 9:18 am
    Freakin` hilarious. Of course it`s fake; Robots are in their infancy.

    This sounded like it was straight from Asimov`s mouth- does the word I-Bot mean anything to anyone here?!

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    dianne Female 18-29
    80 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 9:39 am
    The question should be: Are we giving panelists too much power?
  16. Profile photo of bassstud09
    bassstud09 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 10:00 am
    quite good. :)

    but robots will never be able to inhabit the earth.

    technology is not a danger to us.


    ask executron.

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    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
    276 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 10:23 am
    I guess `Onion news` in the background like 7 seconds into the video wasn`t enough of a hint it was fake :P
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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 11:14 am
    fail
  19. Profile photo of WinstonS
    WinstonS Male 18-29
    123 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 11:32 am

    haha

    Nice stuff. The Onion is getting better and better...

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    Missterilady Female 18-29
    60 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 11:58 am
    God! I`d love a robot to come & clean my house for me!
  21. Profile photo of HardRox
    HardRox Male 40-49
    81 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    REMEMBER:- 1.A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    2.A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3.A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  22. Profile photo of HardRox
    HardRox Male 40-49
    81 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    And I suppose, for everything else there`s Mastercard!
  23. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    We are the machines. Never forget that.
  24. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    Real or not, I`d like to buy that cavity search robot for personal use at home.....
    You know, in case some change falls between couch cushions!
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    EdwinMango Female 13-17
    221 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    At first I thought it was going to be real, but then I saw the onion in the background. I loved it. "I was crying in my cell, it was so beautiful"
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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    yeah...lets just remember skynet before we build any more robots with A.I.
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    "Real or not, I`d like to buy that cavity search robot for personal use at home.....
    You know, in case some change falls between couch cushions!"

    Well if that`s the case, I could always don my best Voltron Costume and show up at your door. You know, for the change thing. ;)

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    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    I must be really bored- I`m revisiting the board...

    and HardRox apparently doesn`t know about the I-Bots and how they don`t follow the three rules of Robotics.

    It`s official, I`m a geek.

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    arber123 Male 70 & Over
    92 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    coooooooooooo!!!!! i think the he was a bot
  30. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    Onion news???

    wgeres the ranch

    fake..

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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    isaac asimov ftw
  32. Profile photo of PoonHat
    PoonHat Male 18-29
    194 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    Fox news in 20 years.
    Except with more sensationalist bullpoo
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    repost?
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    Kilometers Male 13-17
    45 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    "Fox news in 20 years."

    Please don`t demean a good news source.

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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    I wish this were real, robots need to go. Or atleast not be so hightech and like they said, create an "over-mechanized society".
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    cmheiple Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    The Onion rocks my face off
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    swisstaco5 Male 18-29
    70 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    Tonyjet`s a retarded douchebag
  38. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    That was pretty retareded.
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    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    HA President Executron
  40. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 3:50 am
    For once I realised it was the onion without reading the comments section. Giant robots FTW.
  41. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 11:29 am
    and vice president voltron
  42. Profile photo of robock
    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    reminds me of the movie Last Sentinel i watched recently.
  43. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    March 25, 2008 at 2:10 am
    "The president was just speaking to it`s `Destroy All Humans` base." LMAO

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