Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny
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Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by Congress indicate robots have too much control over our lives.
There are 43 comments:
Male 2,859
"The president was just speaking to it`s `Destroy All Humans` base." LMAO
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Male 317
reminds me of the movie Last Sentinel i watched recently.
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Male 690
and vice president voltron
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Male 4,680
For once I realised it was the onion without reading the comments section. Giant robots FTW.
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Male 608
HA President Executron
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Male 390
That was pretty retareded.
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Male 70
Tonyjet`s a retarded douchebag
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Male 111
The Onion rocks my face off
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Male 2,344
I wish this were real, robots need to go. Or atleast not be so hightech and like they said, create an "over-mechanized society".
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Male 45
"Fox news in 20 years."

Please don`t demean a good news source.

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Female 1,572
repost?
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Male 194
Fox news in 20 years.
Except with more sensationalist bullpoo
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Male 2,076
isaac asimov ftw
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Male 3,296
Onion news???

wgeres the ranch

fake..

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Male 92
coooooooooooo!!!!! i think the he was a bot
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Female 738
I must be really bored- I`m revisiting the board...

and HardRox apparently doesn`t know about the I-Bots and how they don`t follow the three rules of Robotics.

It`s official, I`m a geek.

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Male 3,301
"Real or not, I`d like to buy that cavity search robot for personal use at home.....
You know, in case some change falls between couch cushions!"

Well if that`s the case, I could always don my best Voltron Costume and show up at your door. You know, for the change thing. ;)

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Female 1,492
yeah...lets just remember skynet before we build any more robots with A.I.
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Female 221
At first I thought it was going to be real, but then I saw the onion in the background. I loved it. "I was crying in my cell, it was so beautiful"
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Male 490
Real or not, I`d like to buy that cavity search robot for personal use at home.....
You know, in case some change falls between couch cushions!
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Male 2,172
We are the machines. Never forget that.
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Male 81
And I suppose, for everything else there`s Mastercard!
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Male 81
REMEMBER:- 1.A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2.A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3.A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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Female 60
God! I`d love a robot to come & clean my house for me!
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Male 123

haha

Nice stuff. The Onion is getting better and better...

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Male 2,113
fail
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Male 275
I guess `Onion news` in the background like 7 seconds into the video wasn`t enough of a hint it was fake :P
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Male 192
quite good. :)

but robots will never be able to inhabit the earth.

technology is not a danger to us.


ask executron.

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Female 80
The question should be: Are we giving panelists too much power?
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Female 738
Freakin` hilarious. Of course it`s fake; Robots are in their infancy.

This sounded like it was straight from Asimov`s mouth- does the word I-Bot mean anything to anyone here?!

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Male 1,003
I knew it was fake when I saw them answering questions too fast and the camera going quickly over at who was talking, too.
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Male 10,440
hahahaha not bad...
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Female 128
Lol, thought this was real at first. How could they have allowed themselves to be brainwashed like that? Lol, sterilisation tablets.
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Male 54
Subtle message to destroy Evil Robot Empire a.k.a Japan
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Male 64
i am a part of the destroy all humans demographic just like Bender Bending Rodriguez. New Futurama today!!
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Male 19,840
hey everybody, throw your computers out the windown and gouge your eyes out with your own fingers, MykDude saw this one already so there`s nothing to see here.
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Female 263
obey your robot overlord kiddos.
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Male 369
haha. thats funny
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Female 227
omgosh.. i so thought it was real :P
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Male 89
He was a robot?
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Male 483
"overly mechanised"??

isnt that the idea? isnt it the way forward?

the world would be very slow if we didnt have such a "mechanised" society

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Male 16
Meh, saw this already.
And when happened to the guy? was he like tasered or something?
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Male 19,840
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