Alien spacecraft caught cell cam!

Submitted by: dudehlp 8 years ago Funny

The aliens are coming watch out this does look like a fake recreation of an invasion by a UFO.
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Male 92
Red5TheFinn
Male, 13-17, Canada
972 Posts Saturday, March 8, 2008 6:18:13 PM
Too bad that molten water covers Laqawn and only flying probes have ever been able to get anywhere near it, during my time with: E.I.C we have never devoloped a suit capable of sustaining life there is so much mid-condensed water that you need gills to breath and plus the temperature there can reach blazing highs of over 400 degrees celsius. Laqawnians have set up several trade connections with us. Laqawn`s enviroment is harsh and could only sustain the life of bacteria living near the volcanic vents in Earths oceans. Laqawn although barren and hot. has high concentrations of Nickel, if Laqawnians coem in contact wiht Nickel they`re skin melts. Thus they dont want the Nickel but wont let the stabilty of they`re planet be compromised for free, Laqawns structures are often made of Graphite, so we give them 10 Morthiks of Graphite (1 tonne of Graphite) for 1 tonne of Nickel.


...WHAT?

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Male 1
This thing`s OK, but the beginning where they`re talking is boring...
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Male 609
ARRR ALIENS!!!!
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Male 1,556
Too bad that molten water covers Laqawn and only flying probes have ever been able to get anywhere near it, during my time with: E.I.C we have never devoloped a suit capable of sustaining life there is so much mid-condensed water that you need gills to breath and plus the temperature there can reach blazing highs of over 400 degrees celsius. Laqawnians have set up several trade connections with us. Laqawn`s enviroment is harsh and could only sustain the life of bacteria living near the volcanic vents in Earths oceans. Laqawn although barren and hot. has high concentrations of Nickel, if Laqawnians coem in contact wiht Nickel they`re skin melts. Thus they dont want the Nickel but wont let the stabilty of they`re planet be compromised for free, Laqawns structures are often made of Graphite, so we give them 10 Morthiks of Graphite (1 tonne of Graphite) for 1 tonne of Nickel.
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Male 3
The quality of the video, even though it may be small is way too high for it to be a cell phone.
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Male 954
nope
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Male 239
yeah probably fake,but that little voice inside your head just says well if someone has actual proof of a UFO,are u going to believe it???
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Female 1,004
Mur-is-bored- from the thumbnail, i thought your pic was a two-headed pale man in overalls working on a farm. I was very sad to see it wasn`t...
As for the video and aliens and such....I think aliens do exist, it`s awfully arrogent to believe we`re the only planet in the universe to have life. I just don`t think they`d want to contact us at all...
besides, how would we know they`re so `advanced`? They could be just like us, barely reaching the limits of their own galaxy....
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Male 298
Friday, March 07, 2008 6:09:49 PM
Hmmm...an attack from creatures so advanced they fly through space in ships shaped like sausages or saucers at near light speeds.

does that mean we should get cats and dogs to attack aliens?

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Female 274
If there are aliens (which I do not believe there are such things), and if they are so smart, why do you think they would stop on Earth? I mean really...unless they`re just stopping by for a good laugh at all the idiots on the planet, they would probably just bypass us and look for smarter creatures in another galaxy.

Secondly, if the government knew anything about "aliens" from outer space (some people say they`re keeping files on the subject confidential), why and what would they tell the general public?

Imagine this: George W. Bush gives a televised speech stating, "Fellow Americans, there are intelligent beings circling the planet in flying saucers at a millon lightyears per hour and abducting human beings for research and we have no means of defense against them...BUT PLEASE STAY CALM!!!"

I`m sure that would go over well.

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Male 36
Plus the fact that the craft was CG...wow, and there was actually a pseudo-argument on what makes aliens melt??????
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Female 243
Ha ha. That`s wicked fake.

If you look at the other people. They are calm and walking, while just those two people are running and screaming.

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Female 1,407
I`m kinda disappointed, I thought it was related to the weird sighting I saw last week
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Male 201
fake but you got to ask your self this what would you do? i would try and get a camera to record event like in cloverfield.
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Male 120
HA!
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Male 120
WTF!!!! C0(KPIT!
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Male 120
NOT "roosterpit", roosterPIT, roosterPIT, roosterPIT, roosterPIT!!!!!! *Stupid sensors*...
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Male 2,159
Is this from like Cloverfield or summat?
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Male 120
Why are alien roosterpits always dome shaped?...
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Male 551
Real?!?!?!?!?!.....HELL NAW!.....u sir are = FAIL
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Female 108
penis alien
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Male 555
I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists is that is HASN`T tried to contact us yet!
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Male 189
dammit i was gonna say that angelicamber!!! :)
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Male 1,455
^LOL Pabasa, that made my day.
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Male 4,012
I was waiting for the item the ad was promoting.

Things like this has made me awfully skeptic.

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Male 1,455
*sigh* Swedes...
Why did the UFO had to come to Germany where all the bad swedish actors are :(
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Male 40
Your death is near humans.
Make your time.
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Male 970
lame
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Male 151
this is ridiculously fake, why must everyone try and fake alien attacks with the well known round disc type ship. Whos to say if there ever were aliens that they would attack in those?
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Male 91
"molten water" lol. more like "liquid water"
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Male 666
Red5TheFinn, I`ve killed aliens with my own bare hands, I know what I`m talking about. I`ve been to Laqawn as part of a secret government infiltration team to sabotage alien weapons manufacturing facilities. Whatever you hear about Laqawn from other people are lies spread by the aliens themselves as disinformation so you would use the wrong weapons when fighting them and will loose.
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Male 1,556
ttsec no the Enviroment on Laqawn which is where earthbound aliens come from the weather is condensation contracting from the moisture calluses on the feet of common Aliens making an attempt to absorb the molten water on Laqawn.
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Male 666
cndman15, You have clearly not seen this documentary. It has to do with relative humidity on contact with the alien skin. Only large concentrations near its skin (100% relative humidity) kill the aliens.
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Male 1,556
you people love copying off of Fairly Odd Parents dont you? everyone knows that aliens melt on contact wiht Nickel,sodium and diamond jeez .
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Male 328
ttsec, actually its the sodium content in tap water that makes the aliens melt. theres lots of water vapor in the air. please dont misguide these people incase the aliens ever visit them and they try to douse the aliens in distilled water. it wont work.
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Male 908
That...was...lame...
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Male 1,837
nice job ttsec, quick and smart thinking thar. although aliens melt with furry dolls.
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Male 666
I was there when this happened. I was aboard one of the planes. After the events of this video, the UFO came and blew up the plane right after I got off. I managed to hide in the airport bathroom and the aliens couldn`t get me because I purposefully clogged the sink so the ground would be flooded with water and the aliens melt when contacting water.
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Male 1,404
Fail
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Male 62
i agree with angel
all i could think of was Cloverfield: 2
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Male 3
Oh, crap! Somebody call Tom Cruise! Not the crazy Tom Cruise either, the cool one that kicks alien ass. No, I`m not talking about Oprah.
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Male 3,301
C*OCKPITS! Not roosterpits! Dammit, thats the second time IAB did that to me!
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Male 3,301
What I would like to know is this:

A super-advanced space-faring civilization, capable of stretching the laws of physics and reality themselves... and they crash on a regular basis. Hell, you can buy a cessna with top-of-the-line navigation equipment consisting of glass roosterpits, infared, etc. Imaging what the little grey man have in thier saucers!

And yet, they still crash.

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Female 1,944
:S scary
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Male 815
ha that is true red5... for all we know could be fake, could not be...
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Male 1,556
ok this makes you think, this is probbly fake but really how would we know? we have never seen an alien invasion before?
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Female 192
hehe great but so typical UFO
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Male 379
yeah thats why it looks like the stereotypical alien ship so there absolutly no chance at all of it being real period no arguments.
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Female 1,572
Ladies and gents
Cloverfield:2
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Male 455
Hmmm...an attack from creatures so advanced they fly through space in ships shaped like sausages or saucers at near light speeds.
I don`t think we`d see it coming, and then WHOOSH! everyone`s dead.
Here`s a question, though;
These aliens are so damn advanced. Why is it that everyone always sees them naked? Did they advance beyond common decency? Beyond genitalia?
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Male 103
Not very cool..

Eh..

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Male 217
he would look like an ugly dwarf with and extremely hairy chest
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Female 14
well. yeah this is obviously fake. but it makes you think:
what would an alien attack ACTUALLY look lie?
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Male 629
That`s because it is? =P
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Female 14
aliens. wow.
i dont know. i think sometimes one must believe
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Male 32
Link: Alien spacecraft caught cell cam! [Rate Link] - The aliens are coming watch out this does look like a fake recreation of an invasion by a UFO.
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