Urban Legend ER

Submitted by: xxminglexx 9 years ago in Funny
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Someone call an ambulance, quick! I caught cancer because I re-used a water bottle!
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Male 1,582
Seen this before but it never gets old haha. <3 college humor!
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Female 62
Best performance: Pop rocks boy.
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Female 101
HAAHA love it.
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Male 10
DID YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!
i have the power to count to ten while! sitting in a throne made of pine cones
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Female 27
"The kid in 12 ate pop rocks and coke!"
"drat! We don`t have much time!"
<3 <3 <3 i <3 u video <3 <3 <3
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Female 71
Ahh, old good urban folklore... What can be more heartwarming?

And sincerely thank you a lot, AlfishKK! :-) I honestly was afraid of missing something. However, now I can see my comprehension actually isn`t that bad :-)

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Female 781
*15. Pop rocks and coca-cola cause an explosive reaction when mixed.
16. Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen.
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Female 781
1. If you drop a penny off the Empire State Building, it falls fast enough to kill someone.
2. You can be struck and killed by falling airplane debris.
3. People swallow eight spiders a year in their sleep.
4. Elton John was hospitalized for swallowing seven gallons of semen.
5. A penny on the tracks can derail a train.
6. People are drugged and they wake up in a tub of ice the next morning with their kidneys stolen to be sold on the black market.
7. When you eat gum, it takes seven years to digest it.
8. If you make a weird face, it can stick that way.
9. There is a chemical in pools that makes the water turn black when it encounters urine.
10. Masturbating gives you hairy palms.
11. Sperm in a pool can make their way into a woman and impregnate her.
12. Mountain Dew inhibits your sperm count.
13. Sneezing seven times gives you an orgasm.
14. Actually, I don`t get why the man could carry her baby.
15. Pop rocks and coca-cola cause an explosive
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Male 317
i only caught a few of the urban legends, can someone list/explain the rest?
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Female 406
rigby_231 said:
Woman: "Those are My Kidneys!!"
Narrator: "Some people fear that they will one day awaken in a tub of ice after a long night drinking - only to find - their KIDNEYS have been stolen Wamp wam waaaaaaaa"

Dr.: "Give that woman her Kidneys!"

See how that wasn`t funny at all? yeah....
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I didn`t mean it quite like that. Maybe a few notes at the end, like "For all of you who were wondering..." Anyhow, they should have had a kid who spent 24 hours in a bathtub and turned into a prune.

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Male 348
It happened to me! I got pregnant from sperm in a pool!

Oh wait. I`m a dude... Never mind.

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Male 1,404
Nice! Prime time?
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Female 48
Those urban legends are whack. But great idea :] Made me cry laughing at the Kidney scene xD
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Female 84
The kidney bit was great and yes...we should abolish pennies.
4!! score for IAB
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Female 1,572
niceee
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Female 187
yes! it makes up for the clinton obama video!
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Female 1,071
best thing on iab in ages
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Male 1,141
haha good job. Elton John gulped down 7 gallons of semen!
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Female 507
One of the best videos I`ve seen in a while.
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Male 81
drat we dont have much time!
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Female 963
:-D ROFL!
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Male 48
For the children!

funny video though!

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Male 9,305
Why DO we have censors on this site anyway?
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Female 443
**** Awesome. and quick somebody get me some pepper! I need to start sneezing lol! or does it only work for guys? :-P

and JeanaH ... The humor would have been lost had they explained it ...

Woman: "Those are My Kidneys!!"
Narrator: "Some people fear that they will one day awaken in a tub of ice after a long night drinking - only to find - their KIDNEYS have been stolen Wamp wam waaaaaaaa"

Dr.: "Give that woman her Kidneys!"

See how that wasn`t funny at all? yeah....

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Male 612
scrubs, house and grey`s anatomy got nuthin` on this!:-D
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Male 390
Surprisingly well done. Bravo.
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Male 20
you know koala, one comment a post is ok...
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Male 822
awesome
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Female 198
that was really clever.
Definite 4!
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Male 2,576
"Crap you, Mothercrapper!"
"I Crapped her from dusk t`ill dawn"
"This ice cream is soo Crapping good!"

Eh, drat is beter, at least it works.

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Female 239
This short little clip thing is 10 times better than Grey`s Ananomy! I wish this was on TV instead!
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Male 130
RREEEPPOOOSSTTT!!!!

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Male 89
Hey... I vote that if you type the F word on a comment post, it should correct it with "Crap" instead of Drat... What is drat anyway?
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Female 1,470
LOL
another nice thing done by i am bored :P
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Male 147
collegehumor = the win.
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Male 75
sneeze sevnt times...now

lo drating l

^i know it corrects it, i just want to see^

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Male 555
Well done. Deserves 5 stars!!
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Female 462
Lol, nice.
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Male 285
Fantastic! Wow. 4 stars.
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Male 136
"quick_sand8:
Beyond LAME!!! great acting, you`ve got to be kidding me. As bad as a soap opera, maybe worse!!!"
not quite what i predicted but still... warned you.
geez. some people.
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Male 548
haha that was pretty good. the pop rocks and coke part was the best
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Female 245
Lmao mantistador, did you see how he grabbed his crotch? Priceless!
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Male 431
would have paid to see this instead of nacho libre...bah
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Male 2,199
lol sneeze 7 times!..... acho! acho! acho! acho! acho! acho! acho! OOOH!! OOOHA AAAHHH..... rofl
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Male 1,725
best ive seen on iab in a while, i hope these golden videos start making a comeback here!
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Male 326
kindof freaking violent, but hilarious
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Female 1,492
LOL...i used to do it so much they called me teen wolf
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Female 920
kinda lame....though I did like the "drat we don`t have much time" haha
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Male 747
That was great.

F*CK WE DON`T HAVE MUCH TIME. Idk why but that was the best part.

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Female 1,071
Lmao brilliant! I love college humour vids! 4 ****!
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Male 282
Ah. Now this is the type of stuff I come to IAB for! Loved it. Overdramatic acting like the TV show, insane urban legends, fast-paced, and not drawn out are what make this a good movie.

I just hope they don`t make a second one. That would kill the buzz.

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Male 791
Thanks. New Rating: 3.8
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Male 791
haha that was so great.
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Female 472
quick_sand8, get a sense of humor. It was intended to be over the top. It would have been really boring if it was anything less then overdone dramatic humor.
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Male 18
OUTSTANDING ,
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Male 9,305
"In High School they used to call me teen wolf."

AWOOO! Ruff! :D

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Male 737
clever idea, but I didn`t laugh once. Don`t know why.
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Female 2,258
I love collegehumor.com!
This video was pure comedic gold.
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Female 837
Rofl. This was amazing. I loved the penny sticking out of the guy`s head.
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Male 126
i hate people who beleve in this stuff!
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Female 72
Awesome.
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Female 466
Beyond LAME!!! great acting, you`ve got to be kidding me. As bad as a soap opera, maybe worse!!!
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Male 85
epic
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Male 944
i hope they all die in the video, then the hospital will SUCK!
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Female 406
LOL Funny... guy masturbating and his hands got furry, thats an urban legend alright... they should have explained some.
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Female 1,545
Hahahaha "We can`t...Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in there"

drat you, Walt Disney, drat you...

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Male 276
that made my day :-)
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Male 136
by the way, just to be clear, i have no problem with god. we`re pretty tight, actually. it`s the majority of his fan club i can`t stand.
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Male 136
best vid i`ve seen on here in a long time... but you know SOMEONE is eventually going to have a problem with it...
"a woman would get pregnant from someone she wasn`t married to and then implant the embryo into a man is NOT what god intended and is offensive to me so i`m going to cry about it to everyone!"
just wait for it...
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Female 472
This was great, really puts in perspective how silly urban legends are. Good humor, great acting.

Gave it a 4.

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Male 1,420
im pretty sure i submitted this last month.
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Female 108
lol "I COULDN`T HELP IT, IT FELT GOOD!"

hahahah,SINNER!,jk.

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Male 322
lol..good vid
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Female 73
lol requium charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Female 360
That was pretty clever :)
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Female 313
well, i forgot the max is 4 stars... so i give it 4! ^.^
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Female 313
hahaha
brilliant vid :D
and _Requiem_ it reminded me of charlie as well xD
5 *
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Female 28
Excellent humour. Well done! :)
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Female 469
Pretty awesome. Kidney thing made me think of poor little Charlie the Unicorn. Damn kidney thieves.

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Male 4,012
This is funny :-D

Though I would *so* love to steal the kidneys of whoever started those ridiculous urban legends in the first place.

I mean, swim in a pool with sperm in it and get pregnant? WTF?

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Male 68
That kidney pause was just awesome.
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Female 128
They should of mentioned the 3 second rule.
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Female 68
DUDE IT CORRECTS IT WHEN YOU CURSE! AHAHA THAT`S AWESOME!
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Female 68
"The kid in 12 ate pop rocks and coke!"
"drat! We don`t have much time!"

I heart you, iab. I heart you.

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Female 694
YES! Finally! This made my night! Hilarious! Exclamation points!!!
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Male 2,576
*pause*
*stare*

Get this woman her Kidneys!

Gets better each time.
Untill it gets old.
It wills till be good.

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Male 133
HAHAHA, "I am a doctor aren`t I?". Recieves a rare 4 from me.
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Male 2,113
funny but stupid
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Male 128
very hilarious
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Female 296
haha that gave me a good laugh.
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Male 2,576
This is as good as it`s going to get.

A novel idea, good acting, Great Script, fast passed, pun at every line, sarcasm, black humour.

You`re not going to get a better video then this.

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Male 1,766
or your penis falling off
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Male 2,576
How to deal with hairy palms?
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Female 761
Link: Urban Legend ER [Rate Link] - Someone call an ambulance, quick! I caught cancer because I re-used a water bottle!
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