The Pros of Global Warming

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago Funny
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Whether global warming is true or not, if this scene is the result of the earth"s temperature rising, I say bring it on.
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Female 245
That just seemed like a big ad....
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Female 106
If you honestly think thats going to happen...your retarded. This was tasteless and it`s sending the wrong message. GW is a big deal. Not just some half naked party. Even in 2079 we`ll all be old and rinkley so what`s the difference????
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Female 2,695
(-_-
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Male 153
I think the giant rip-in-the-sky and everybody instantly dies from extreme UV exposure ending better.
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Female 208
Yum.
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Female 73
there would be obese ppl too...
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Male 658
by summer that year, EVERYONE DIES.
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Male 379
as enjoyable as that was it had nothing to do with global warming. in some area`s there warm winters already so bah.
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Female 386
that`s not even funny. it would make more sense if that was in Antarctica or something. but it`s just a (disturbing) beach party that could happen in any resort over the summer (but hopefully less disturbing).
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Male 37
the pros of global warming is that goodlooking people will have parties?

sound.

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Female 2,196
i hate hot weather i hope winter is never like that
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Male 3,255
yay, more sex. And on the internet no less. How original.

WTF ever happened to good ol` porn?

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Female 700
if that is winter id hate too see summer
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Male 305
That was so depressing on so many levels.
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Female 7
i think this is gay. we`re all gonna die in 2012 anywhhoooo.
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Female 576
headwound:
"2079 you say? meh, it`d be cool but I`m afraid we`ll have blown each other up by then "


i agreee with the boy :]

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Male 77
hehehe, good thing is, thats CANADA in the winter, hehehe....
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Male 1,263
but I like cold weather <<
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Male 686
thank you Pabasa. Now i will compare all the Global Warming believers to Nazis. DIE YOU AWFUL NAZIS, DIE!
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Female 1,002
WE IS NOT BEING OF THAT AMUSINGNESSYNESS.
PLEASE BE USING FACE OF :|
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Male 4,012
internet argument:

this

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Female 233
I love how everyone is a scientist now on global warming. Thank goodness for hooked on phonics-science edition. Reading the comments here make it worth while that I actually read, and want to learn. Some people on here are a bit, how do I put it nicely, challenged when it comes to facts.
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Male 686
then we`d all be dead, harrydick
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Male 332
What if Earth was orbiting closer to the sun, like in that one episode of the Twilight Zone...
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Female 1,572
Yeah except for they wouldn`t be pretty
they`d be shriveled up because of melanoma
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Female 507
But in the summer, they`d have no skin, it`d be burned off =C
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Female 215
Whether Global Warming is a myth or not isn`t the question. But we ARE polluting and it would be stupid to pretend it`s not doing anything bad at all. I live right next to Montreal and can see the layer of smog over it from a distance; try to convince me that`s not BAD for the health.

The Earth doesn`t act according to us, it acts on its own. It`s been covered with ice before, it will happen again. Whether we see it or not.

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Male 1,053
... =D
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Male 2,958
100 billion years of civilization?
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Male 693
Yeah, and then everyone dies in the summer.

I know I probably have a stick up my ass, but this movie wasn`t entertaining at all. I would rather have cold winters than lose over 100 billion years of civilization, thank you very much.

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Male 1,882
The video sucks. Thanks for the softcore porn, IAB.

lol @ Global Warming

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Male 1,024
Whatever.

I love that the dj girl is spinning the record WITHOUT THE NEEDLE EVEN ON THE DAMN THING! She`s a real pro...

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Male 31
Great. Let`s see what the swimsuit fashions are gonna be for the Summer months.
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Female 60
someone will have blown up the world by 2079
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Female 1,134
2079 ?! so it is gonna happen, 2012 is where we have our end of the world year! awesome!! totaly gonna party and get drunk and then die
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Male 106
Global warming is a joke; just a excuse to blow more money on programs that will have only negative effects on our economies.
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Male 1,003
I don`t think that`s what Global Warming means...
lmao
but yeah it would be awesome, except my kids would be 70, and their grandsons would be having all the fun.
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Male 686
I`d love to pitch in and join this riveting debate, but I`m going to go outside now and spray 5,000 cans of hairspray into the air. Come on Global (Solar, really) Warming!
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Female 68
This is awesome! You guys are having a more intelligent debate than people on forums made just for debating! Haha, go IAB!
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Male 1,556
In case you people dont realize we are already screwed over, our resources are nearly gone and electricity wont work for everything and neither will hydrogen, this is why i am not sure if i am going to have children.
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Male 1,039
Too bad Global Warming isn`t even something to worry about for a looooooong time.

The overall average temperature of the Earth has only gone up about .08 degrees in the last 1000 years.

I wish I was making the kind of Free money that the people studying "global warming" make/receive.
:(

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Male 888
now i love global warming
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Male 275
That was probably up here nearer the north. I bet in Pakistan they`d all be dead.
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Male 10,440
How dumb can you get? Winter in the northern hemisphere means Summer in the southern. If you really want swimming and pools and babes just go to Australia... Really, theres got to be someone from Australia out there, or anywhere south of the equator! Tell us you`ve got summer!
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Female 1,832
Yeah I guess if your into skin cancer and you don`t mind looking like Leatherface because your tan sundial was turned up to 300 degrees, yeah I guess that COULD be fun! :-) !!!

Not me, I am glad to be pasty white and in no pain from some horrible skin diseases TVM...

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Male 4,012
lalalalalalalalaalallalaalalalalalallalaalalalal I CAN`T HEAR YOU!!!! LALALALALALALALALALALA
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Male 695
I think you should replace this vid with one with a bunch of fat dudes sitting around eating ice cream throughout the whole vid. Phew... long sentence.
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Female 472
I wont get into the Global Warming debate, only because its something I feel strongly about and I have no reason to debate it here.

This video was just a shameless display of the mainstream ideal. It wasn`t in any way, even by the farthest stretch, relative to the effects of global warming.

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Male 1,162
yeah in the future everyone has the perfect body. Hot damn!
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Male 4,246
Attention FancyLad: Pray that I never find you, because I plan to punch your teeth out the back of your head for starting up another bloody global-warming debate. So frikkin` SICK of the nattering from BOTH sides, I`m about to LOSE. MY. MIND. >-(
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Male 322
we have not been on this earth long enough to truly see the earths cycle. we still have record high temps from the 1800`s same with record lows.
like i said we have not been here long enough to get a true read on earths cycle.
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Female 339
Erm..global warming will make us all skinny and uber attractive?
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Male 121
I think this whole climate change thing sucks, and that if we can do something about it, we should. Denying that it`s happening is retarded.
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Male 411
^OK, Manotolwen, so how exactly is global warming going to get anyone drowned?
Probably just me but I find it hard to seriously picture anyone sitting in their homes with water up to their anckles and not leaving.
maybe in some kind of freak tidal wave, but even that`s pushing it, since global warming is unlikely to cause any.
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Female 387
By 2079 we`ll all be dead or wrinkly. Besides that, this is probably the entire good-looking population of the world, as all the others live in low-lying areas that are gonna get drowned, so only the children of less-good-looking people survive. Maybe they formed their own colony away from the ugly people.
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Male 60
Baalthazaq don`t start quoting the IPCC. The IPCC shows its prejudice in the name. InterGOVERNMENTAL the Governments of the World stand to make a lot of money from claiming we`re too blame.
Not to mention several scientists on that list asked for their names to be removed form it as they believe the report was overly bias and didn`t fairly represent the scientific communities views.
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Male 2,616
"Al Gore is funding 40`000 scientists? Fascinating."

Al Gore INVENTED 40,000 scientists.

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Male 724
Lol glad we can go out into the pool on a the COLDEST WINTER DAY... other than that dont leave the underground ventilated bunkers.
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Male 411
I hate britain...
It`s one of the few countries that are going to get COLDER because of global warming...
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Male 2,113
THIS WAS POSTED YESTERDAY TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 4,547
Incidentally: The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) concludes "most of the observed increase in globally averaged temperatures since the mid-20th century is very likely due to the observed increase in anthropogenic greenhouse gas concentrations"[1] via the greenhouse effect. Natural phenomena such as solar variation combined with volcanoes probably had a small warming effect from pre-industrial times to 1950 and a small cooling effect from 1950 onward.[2][3] [b]These basic conclusions have been endorsed by at least 30 scientific societies and academies of science,[4] including all of the national academies of science of the major industrialized countries.[/b][5][6][7] While individual scientists have voiced disagreement with some findings of the IPCC,[8] the overwhelming majority of scientists working on climate change agree with the IPCC`s main conclusions.

Al Gore is funding 40`000 scientists? Fascinating.

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Male 4,547
Woot45: He wasn`t insulting you. He wasn`t even talking to you. He was talking to the poster above him. (Or possibly one of the 3 people who did call it a myth).

I however, am insulting you. Dipsh*t.

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Male 822
. . . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . . .. .

*brail*

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Female 1,264
I HEARD AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT, thats another point to australia
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Female 252
Actually fat people would die off because their bodies would overheat too much and their cell membranes would melt and they`d die. Wow I did learn something in Biology!
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Male 2,958
The part they leave out is this takes place in antarctica.
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Male 50
wasnt that emma from big brother australia?
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Male 420
if thats winter, what would summer be like. we`d be roasted alive
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Male 300
So. . .what happens on a hot, summer day??
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Male 272
If that`s winter then what about the summer? They`d be fried as soon as they took a step out the door.
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Male 896
"2079 you say? meh, it`d be cool but I`m afraid we`ll have blown each other up by then "

Lies, we are all going to get sucked into a black hole created by the LHC, Large Hadron Collider.

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Female 1,398
^ I never said it was a myth in my comment. I simply said it gets colder and erratic, rather than simply hotter.

Read my comments before you insult me, dipsh*t.

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Male 177
Global warming isn`t just about causing the Earth to get hotter. It`s like a blanket of insulation. If you`ve put a blanket over a snowman in the winter, you`ll find that it melts at a slower rate than without the blanket because it`s insulated. Greenhouse gases insulate the Earth keeping it cold when it`s cold and hot when it`s hot.

Saying Global Warming is a myth because it gets colder in the Winter is an ignorant statement.

This movie was lame.

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Male 14
so global warming is makin the world hotter and stuff and melting the polar ice caps but u kno its 30 degrees here in Cali. wtf is goin on it is all just a lie. oh and Woot45 whats up im in Temecula too lol. u kno were so hood dozens if old people die here everyday.lol
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Male 1,141
sorry to say but someday our kids are going to get screwed over haha. but who cares we get pool parties!
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Male 437
I knew it already was going to have something to do with girls in bikinis cooling off..so I watched it.
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Male 666
Actually, in real life, people have more sex when the weather is colder. When the weather is cold and people don`t want to go out and rather huddle together in bed, cuddling and sharing each other`s body heat... stuff happens.
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Male 98
actually, i think it`s better if we call it "global Climate Change" because the earth has gone through these climate changes before. It`s actually 2 degrees colder than it was about 25 years ago, i believe.
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Male 1,420
"More like DON`T bring it on. Don`t drat with mother nature."
and Woot45, obviously global warming wouldn`t make the temperature colder. the sun isnt disappearing in winter because of global warming in the summer.
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Male 580
Ka-sproing
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Male 3,301
Well, from what I`ve heard from my Weather Professor here at my university, the Global Warming pandemic is almost completely rejected by the "real" scientific weather community. (not the ones on Al Gore`s payroll, as he described it)

Some of his points are that we have no scientific proof that our emissions are causing it, and that there have been routine climatological changes in the past just like this one.

Hmm...

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Male 7,933
btw i (like AKappy) am typing with one hand
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Male 466
would have been more effective had they showed what summers were like. This PSA will be lost on alot of people.
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Male 98
i agree with Fuchsbrauner. Autumn is much nicer. and the whole not-enough-male-exposure thing.
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Male 7,933
Oh my bad, apparently IAB doesnt accept russian text... it say welcome to Russia in Russian.
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Male 7,933
YES!

And global warming is a myth (atleast the human cause of it) they proved that Mars is experiencing the same temperature change so its really the sun. If that is global warming then I say &#1044;&#1086;&#1073;&#1088;&#1086; &#1087;&#1086;&#1078;&#1072;&#1083;&#1086;&#1074;&#1072;&#1090;&#1100; &#1082; &#1056;&#1086;&#1089;&#1089;&#1080;&#1080; since I would probably be living in Russia. And harrydick: I say we kill mother nature before it kills us.

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Male 193
Stupid as hell.
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Female 1,398
How about global warming has made the winters progressively colder throughout the passing years? It`s 32 degrees every morning here in Southern California, used to be about 60. And this movie was disgusting.
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Male 656
I agree with akappy
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Male 2,113
go Global Warming!!!! lol
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Female 183
Feh, I`ve always been more fond of autumn.
And there wasn`t enough sexy male exposure to make me promote global warming.
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Male 332
More like DON`T bring it on. Don`t drat with mother nature.
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Female 562
What about summer, hmm??
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Male 646
The girl with the Ice-cream is Emma Cornell from Big Brother Australia `07.
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Male 296
janeyyet - "No one ever sees the bad side."

Oh, trust me. We see the bad side eeeehvry day.

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Male 3,301
You know, this would be a great campaign for oil companies and the like...

"So does global warming cause a mass extinction of ugly people then?!"

Well, I guess that means that Global Warming WILL kill me, then. Whats the fun if you`re part of the 98% that dies?

But if that happens, then there will be no one left to program computers. It will be a true Idiocracy.

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Male 986
2079, hm?
where are the robots and tech stuff :(
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Male 1,152
thats all well and good...but those would be your grown up grandkids while you rot in a nursing home assuming your still alive.
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Female 65
Hot temperatures = lots of hot people.

Oh, but on the other side of the fence lives the overweight pedo peeper excited for the global warming as much as the next guy. :D
No one ever sees the bad side.

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Male 151
what a bunch of tools, they would all have skin cancer
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Male 2,576
What about the Summer?
What do they wear?
Temperate Alluminum Clohing?

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Male 559
2079 you say? meh, it`d be cool but I`m afraid we`ll have blown each other up by then ;-)
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Female 157
I live in Florida that happens anyways
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Female 674
Awww. Look at those cute monkeys.
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Male 429
assuming the temperature rises 30 degrees in the summer compared to winter...what would summer be like..?
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Male 2,586
So does global warming cause a mass extinction of ugly people then?!

F£CK! - I won`t be around to see it!!!

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Female 33
That`s seriously hot.
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Female 60
if the girls around here looked like that, global warming would get no objections from me
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Female 283
So, global warming = sex? If you think the "winter" was good, in the "summer" eveyone probably goes naked.
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Male 2,616
This video is good exercise for my right arm.
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Male 7
Global Warming is soooo awesome.. why didn`t we think of this earlier!
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Male 19,840
Link: The Pros of Global Warming [Rate Link] - Whether global warming is true or not, if this scene is the result of the earth`s temperature rising, I say bring it on.
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