The Darwin Awards, Part 2

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago in Funny
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Another beautiful video montage of jackasses and douchebags earning themselves a spot on Charles Darwin"s Best Of list.
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Female 245
Kept me amused. I can`t help but wonder what some of those people are thinking!
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Male 541
i guess Darwin`s rolling over in is coffin, cause The Survival of The Fittest idea isn`t working anymore...

AND OH APPARENTLY THE ELEPHANT IS LARGER THAN THE MOON WTF!

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Female 72
I cringed for so many of these.
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Female 2,064
I think most of that was fake, but funny anyways. :-D
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Male 239
This makes me sad. What the heck is wrong with people?
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Female 1,231
So it wasn`t the Darwin Awards, half of it was faked, etc. So what? It was still funny.
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Female 1,231
At one point, the music says "They`re all wasted!"

And I loved it. XD

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Male 297
ok, so it wasn`t really the darwin awards, but it was funny as hell. especially the car jumping one. it`s so fun to laugh at pain.
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Female 230
the elephant/moon one was proven to be photoshopped, but did that guy in the driver camera one live...?
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Male 3,255
1\4 were fake.
1\4 were honest accidents.
1\4 were retarded and had nothing to do with the darwin awards.

AWESOME COMPILATION!

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Male 23
a few of those were fake. but still proof that "idiocracy" is a possible prediction.
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Female 6
HAHAHHAHHA OMG THE GUY GETTING HIT IN THE NUTS IS MY BROTHER. SERIOUSLY!!

that guy who shot him is chris and the guy getting shot is edward.

i remember when this was filmed if chris didnt cut the video you coulda hear me laugh my ass off!

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Male 354
awesome...
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Male 646
Some of these were known fakes, some were `off topic`, but generally entertaining - Albiet the clip that captured the deaths of two young-adults.
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Male 264
The song is "Baba O`Reilly" or better known as "Teenage Wasteland. It a great song... you can find it here

Teenage Wasteland

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Female 159
The guy that got smashed in the car was kinda freaky... WEAR A SEATBELT R TARD!!!
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Male 1,496
Had noting to do with Darwin! It was all stupid stuff but it wasn`t people ridding them selves from the gene pool. 1 star for high hopes smashed by bad labeling.
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Male 313
This is true beauty.
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Male 580
Funny. Funny. BSOD`d
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Male 2,076
What the heck is "Darwins Best of List"? Such a thing doesn`t even exist, and as for the Darwin Awards--none of these people died..sooo
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Male 1,497
I liked the very last one, even if it is fake. Made me laugh.
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Male 490
So stupid!

Darwinian awards go to people who consciously do idiotic things. 1/2 of those were accidents that had nothing to with people themselves!

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Male 686
who cares if there not real Darwins? They`re still funny *laughs at very last one* she needed a 50/50. everyone knows elephants are way bigger
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Male 105
The car thing was fake? Shame, I liked that one. Nice timing.
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Male 144
u know darwin arwards are for people who actually kill themselves due stupidity
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Male 411
^I don`t know ImNoGod... The dude who got shot in the balls with a paintball gun might qualify.
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Male 516
Gets an automatic 4 out of 4 just for playing Baba O`Riley in the background.
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Female 263
The guy jumping over the car then getting hit is fake and I wouldnt be surprise if the guy under the bus was fake too.
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Female 263
*shakes head* Some people need to grow a brain!
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Male 1,149
Not one of these actually classified as a Darwin award. However it twas a good collection of clips.
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Female 831
woah, that one with the "driver cam" or whatever was really scary.
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Male 244
angelicamber - "Don`t you have to kill yourself in order to be a darwin award?"

Well, you have to remove yourself from the gene pool, meaning if you were rendered sterile in some fashion deserving of a Darwin, it could be awarded.
These aren`t all Darwins, per se, but they`re funny.

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Female 1,572
Don`t you have to kill yourself in order to be a darwin award?
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Male 2,720
beautiful. poetry in motion.
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Male 1,425
!!!!1200th post!!!!

ZOMG 0wn3d!! My favorite is the guy who jumps over 1 car then gets run over by the next one.

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Male 267
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Male 645
Here`s to you, Evolution.
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Male 55
I can find most of the annoying phrases come from any of the *chan. Which of course is full of epic fail. I cringed at the skater on the roof
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Male 31
Anything that involves a Who`s song is OK.
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Male 358
SWEET. totaly microsoft "BLUE SCREEN OFF DEATH"
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Male 1,361
looks very unoffical, but very good nonetheless
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Male 944
kinda mean and sad on some. the dude who ducked the bus was awsome...the dude who jumped the car then got hit by one was awsome then sad....then funny
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Male 1,623
An elephant is definitely bigger than the moon.
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Male 411
^Fair enough, Pabasa
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Female 75
Fiery and a squishy death.heh heh heh...
My thoughts have been said out loud-these people do not make it to the Darwin Awards for the detailed reasons stated above.But hey,what would this world be without such idiots?!?!They sure make for good entertainment value.*Dumbasses at their best.*
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Male 5,970
hahahah, the computer crash was so funny! o and HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!
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Male 128
Not what it said on the box - half of these people did NOT die and then make it into the darwin awards.

on that note, when are people on the internet going to stop saying annoying phrases along the lines of `OMG YOU FAIL`

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Male 12,138
Last one`s a well-known
fake
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Male 4,012
^^^ Well EvilM, people like the one burning his head and the one under the bus deserves a fiery and a squishy death each.
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Male 24
What?! You set yourself on fire why?
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Male 10
Darwin or not, still a very entertaining video! Thank you!
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Male 411
Ok, so these arn`t deserving candidates of THE darwin award, but it`s still funny.
And I`ve got to say, it`s a little disturbing that you said you`re dissapointed that no-one died ;-/.
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Male 2,172
The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of
the human genome by honoring those who
accidentally remove themselves from it...

Darwin award is for people who kill themselves in a stupid manner... not stupid people who make stupid stunts that nearly kills or disfigurate them or can`t answer a simple questions.

This video is just using the good name of the award in question to pronote their stupid video.

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Male 4,012
Let me just remind the proper requirements for the real Darwin Award:

*Inability to reproduce — Nominee must be dead or rendered sterile.

* "Excellence" — Astoundingly stupid judgment.

* "Self-selection" — Cause of one`s own demise.

* "Maturity" — Capable of sound judgment.

* "Veracity" — The event must be verified.

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Male 121
It`s not Darwin Awards per se, but the guy in the chemical toilet? I laughed so hard!!!
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Male 4,012
I`m dissapointed, since there`s quite a number of non-darwinian action going on. Like the computer. You`re not going to die from that one. And the ekclusive nightclub one, though her gene deserves to be removed from the pool.

What Nidonemo said, it`s a misnomer.

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Male 411
Best video ever.
Cool music too.
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Male 133
Good video, great song.
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Male 1,217
Zomg that woman was a failcopter.
K WTF. Dumbass.
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Female 414
hahaha i liked the blue screen. thats the kiss of death!
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Male 254
^^^ im sure the people in the video will one day.
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Male 9,306
Should have been renamed to "Montage of Fail".

You don`t get a Darwin if you don`t die and remove yourself from the gene pool. :)

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Male 2,616
Those doucheasses and jackbags make me giggle.
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Male 254
e_clusi_e
nightclub

"a letter"

"a `k`"

OMG YOU FAIL!

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Male 291
the caused a lot of `omg... are you kidding me?`

most ive seen. a few i have not. still good stuff.

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Female 781
Too violent for my taste...
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Male 2,113
best video on iab!
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Female 296
butt
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Male 1,620
Link: The Darwin Awards, Part 2 [Rate Link] - Another beautiful video montage of jackasses and douchebags earning themselves a spot on Charles Darwin`s Best Of list.
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