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Date: 02/14/08 12:59 AM

69 Responses to The Darwin Awards, Part 2

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    Link: The Darwin Awards, Part 2 - Another beautiful video montage of jackasses and douchebags earning themselves a spot on Charles Darwin`s Best Of list.
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    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 1:02 am
    butt
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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    February 14, 2008 at 1:07 am
    best video on iab!
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    AlfishKK Female 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 1:17 am
    Too violent for my taste...
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    thanatos16 Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 1:18 am
    the caused a lot of `omg... are you kidding me?`

    most ive seen. a few i have not. still good stuff.

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    simcon Male 13-17
    254 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 1:25 am
    e_clusi_e
    nightclub

    "a letter"

    "a `k`"

    OMG YOU FAIL!

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    AKappy Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 1:34 am
    Those doucheasses and jackbags make me giggle.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 1:34 am
    Should have been renamed to "Montage of Fail".

    You don`t get a Darwin if you don`t die and remove yourself from the gene pool. :)

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    simcon Male 13-17
    254 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 1:37 am
    ^^^ im sure the people in the video will one day.
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    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
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    February 14, 2008 at 1:38 am
    hahaha i liked the blue screen. thats the kiss of death!
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    maples Male 13-17
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    February 14, 2008 at 1:48 am
    Zomg that woman was a failcopter.
    K WTF. Dumbass.
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    snow113 Male 18-29
    133 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 2:02 am
    Good video, great song.
  13. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 2:14 am
    Best video ever.
    Cool music too.
  14. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 2:17 am
    I`m dissapointed, since there`s quite a number of non-darwinian action going on. Like the computer. You`re not going to die from that one. And the ekclusive nightclub one, though her gene deserves to be removed from the pool.

    What Nidonemo said, it`s a misnomer.

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    Lumpychump Male 18-29
    121 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 2:19 am
    It`s not Darwin Awards per se, but the guy in the chemical toilet? I laughed so hard!!!
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 2:26 am
    Let me just remind the proper requirements for the real Darwin Award:

    *Inability to reproduce — Nominee must be dead or rendered sterile.

    * "Excellence" — Astoundingly stupid judgment.

    * "Self-selection" — Cause of one`s own demise.

    * "Maturity" — Capable of sound judgment.

    * "Veracity" — The event must be verified.

  17. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
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    February 14, 2008 at 2:31 am
    The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of
    the human genome by honoring those who
    accidentally remove themselves from it...

    Darwin award is for people who kill themselves in a stupid manner... not stupid people who make stupid stunts that nearly kills or disfigurate them or can`t answer a simple questions.

    This video is just using the good name of the award in question to pronote their stupid video.

  18. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 2:33 am
    Ok, so these arn`t deserving candidates of THE darwin award, but it`s still funny.
    And I`ve got to say, it`s a little disturbing that you said you`re dissapointed that no-one died ;-/.
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    wasteweb Male 18-29
    10 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 2:35 am
    Darwin or not, still a very entertaining video! Thank you!
  20. Profile photo of firth4eva
    firth4eva Male 50-59
    24 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 2:43 am
    What?! You set yourself on fire why?
  21. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 2:45 am
    ^^^ Well EvilM, people like the one burning his head and the one under the bus deserves a fiery and a squishy death each.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    February 14, 2008 at 2:48 am
    Last one`s a well-known
    fake
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    David_acord Male 18-29
    128 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 4:02 am
    Not what it said on the box - half of these people did NOT die and then make it into the darwin awards.

    on that note, when are people on the internet going to stop saying annoying phrases along the lines of `OMG YOU FAIL`

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    February 14, 2008 at 4:57 am
    hahahah, the computer crash was so funny! o and HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!
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    anima_sin Female 18-29
    75 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 5:03 am
    Fiery and a squishy death.heh heh heh...
    My thoughts have been said out loud-these people do not make it to the Darwin Awards for the detailed reasons stated above.But hey,what would this world be without such idiots?!?!They sure make for good entertainment value.*Dumbasses at their best.*
  26. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 5:30 am
    ^Fair enough, Pabasa
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    kairobert Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 6:08 am
    An elephant is definitely bigger than the moon.
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    Phantom7 Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 6:33 am
    kinda mean and sad on some. the dude who ducked the bus was awsome...the dude who jumped the car then got hit by one was awsome then sad....then funny
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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    February 14, 2008 at 7:06 am
    looks very unoffical, but very good nonetheless
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    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 7:10 am
    SWEET. totaly microsoft "BLUE SCREEN OFF DEATH"
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    ElGuillermo Male 30-39
    31 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 7:41 am
    Anything that involves a Who`s song is OK.
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    xblade13 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 7:57 am
    I can find most of the annoying phrases come from any of the *chan. Which of course is full of epic fail. I cringed at the skater on the roof
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    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 8:00 am
    Here`s to you, Evolution.
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    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
    267 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 8:47 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 8:55 am
    !!!!1200th post!!!!

    ZOMG 0wn3d!! My favorite is the guy who jumps over 1 car then gets run over by the next one.

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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 9:45 am
    beautiful. poetry in motion.
  37. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 9:54 am
    Don`t you have to kill yourself in order to be a darwin award?
  38. Profile photo of DemonCurtain
    DemonCurtain Male 18-29
    244 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 10:16 am
    angelicamber - "Don`t you have to kill yourself in order to be a darwin award?"

    Well, you have to remove yourself from the gene pool, meaning if you were rendered sterile in some fashion deserving of a Darwin, it could be awarded.
    These aren`t all Darwins, per se, but they`re funny.

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    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 10:50 am
    woah, that one with the "driver cam" or whatever was really scary.
  40. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 11:00 am
    Not one of these actually classified as a Darwin award. However it twas a good collection of clips.
  41. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 11:01 am
    *shakes head* Some people need to grow a brain!
  42. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 11:04 am
    The guy jumping over the car then getting hit is fake and I wouldnt be surprise if the guy under the bus was fake too.
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    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 11:06 am
    Gets an automatic 4 out of 4 just for playing Baba O`Riley in the background.
  44. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 11:14 am
    ^I don`t know ImNoGod... The dude who got shot in the balls with a paintball gun might qualify.
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    Dodo- Male 18-29
    144 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 11:19 am
    u know darwin arwards are for people who actually kill themselves due stupidity
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    iceco Male 18-29
    105 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 11:43 am
    The car thing was fake? Shame, I liked that one. Nice timing.
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    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 11:59 am
    who cares if there not real Darwins? They`re still funny *laughs at very last one* she needed a 50/50. everyone knows elephants are way bigger
  48. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    So stupid!

    Darwinian awards go to people who consciously do idiotic things. 1/2 of those were accidents that had nothing to with people themselves!

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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    I liked the very last one, even if it is fake. Made me laugh.
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    What the heck is "Darwins Best of List"? Such a thing doesn`t even exist, and as for the Darwin Awards--none of these people died..sooo
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    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    Funny. Funny. BSOD`d
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    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    This is true beauty.
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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
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    February 14, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    Had noting to do with Darwin! It was all stupid stuff but it wasn`t people ridding them selves from the gene pool. 1 star for high hopes smashed by bad labeling.
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    Sandy312 Female 18-29
    159 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    The guy that got smashed in the car was kinda freaky... WEAR A SEATBELT R TARD!!!
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    KX250F Male 13-17
    264 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    The song is "Baba O`Reilly" or better known as "Teenage Wasteland. It a great song... you can find it here

    Teenage Wasteland

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    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    Some of these were known fakes, some were `off topic`, but generally entertaining - Albiet the clip that captured the deaths of two young-adults.
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    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    awesome...
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    elizabee93 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    HAHAHHAHHA OMG THE GUY GETTING HIT IN THE NUTS IS MY BROTHER. SERIOUSLY!!

    that guy who shot him is chris and the guy getting shot is edward.

    i remember when this was filmed if chris didnt cut the video you coulda hear me laugh my ass off!

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    The_Tron Male 18-29
    23 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    a few of those were fake. but still proof that "idiocracy" is a possible prediction.
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    1\4 were fake.
    1\4 were honest accidents.
    1\4 were retarded and had nothing to do with the darwin awards.

    AWESOME COMPILATION!

    ...

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    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    the elephant/moon one was proven to be photoshopped, but did that guy in the driver camera one live...?
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    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
    298 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 10:47 pm
    ok, so it wasn`t really the darwin awards, but it was funny as hell. especially the car jumping one. it`s so fun to laugh at pain.
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 10:36 am
    At one point, the music says "They`re all wasted!"

    And I loved it. XD

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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 10:38 am
    So it wasn`t the Darwin Awards, half of it was faked, etc. So what? It was still funny.
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    thedobkins Male 30-39
    239 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    This makes me sad. What the heck is wrong with people?
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    February 15, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    I think most of that was fake, but funny anyways. :-D
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    gothamgirl Female 13-17
    72 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    I cringed for so many of these.
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    kummi90 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 6:45 am
    i guess Darwin`s rolling over in is coffin, cause The Survival of The Fittest idea isn`t working anymore...

    AND OH APPARENTLY THE ELEPHANT IS LARGER THAN THE MOON WTF!

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    Afterthought Female 18-29
    245 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    Kept me amused. I can`t help but wonder what some of those people are thinking!

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