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Date: 02/06/08 01:35 AM

57 Responses to Street Valium

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 12:50 am
    Link: Street Valium - Who`s the happiest drug addict in the world who just swallowed an unhealthy dose of illegal dope? This guy!
  2. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 1:39 am
    is that real
  3. Profile photo of neilyo
    neilyo Male 18-29
    203 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 1:42 am
    sure it is, it was on discovery health
  4. Profile photo of extinuse
    extinuse Male 18-29
    8 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 1:42 am
    yep its real lol ive seen it somewhere before, i wonder why it make you smile though? have to go google it out now
  5. Profile photo of simcon
    simcon Male 13-17
    254 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 1:42 am
    lol thats a funny side effect for a drug.
  6. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    420 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 1:49 am
    looks fun
  7. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 1:51 am
    I have no idea why, But I couldn`t stop laughing at this.
  8. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 2:06 am
    Happy chappy ain`t he?
  9. Profile photo of sunsetxluv22
    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
    414 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 2:06 am
    bahaha he deserved it. thats what you get when you do drugs!
  10. Profile photo of djjeffmaddox
    djjeffmaddox Male 18-29
    191 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 2:42 am
    "bahaha he deserved it. thats what you get when you do drugs!"


    lol you`re such a tool...

  11. Profile photo of Lumpychump
    Lumpychump Male 18-29
    121 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 2:47 am
    ^Well not really jeff - he did drugs, that`s what he got.
  12. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
    267 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 3:02 am
    Stick with the green folks. Its side effects are happy, hungry, sleepy.
    oh and i work in a hospital setting and that guy should have been wearing gloves.
  13. Profile photo of Shnoorum
    Shnoorum Male 18-29
    194 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 3:04 am
    Awwww he`s adorable, can we keep him mom?
  14. Profile photo of StoogegirlSi
    StoogegirlSi Female 18-29
    202 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 3:28 am
    ROFL. I couldn`t stop laughing at that. Hey, at least it could`ve been worse, ODing`s never a good thing.

    You could tell the guy was pissed, though. Even though he was smiling, his eyes looked like "F--k you doctor!"

  15. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 4:13 am
    Well,what did this guy expect buying his drugs from the Joker.
  16. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 4:18 am
    Serves him right!
  17. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 4:26 am
    I had a similar thing when I candy-flipped once... I couldnt unclench my teeth or seal my lips for about 30 minutes. Now I know that maybe it wasnt just my imagination.
  18. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 5:26 am
    wow, that kinda lookes like my father...damn now i gatta call him tonight
  19. Profile photo of Fool_Be_Gone
    Fool_Be_Gone Male 13-17
    153 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 5:59 am
    I thought it was hilarious!
    He DID look pissed off. His eyes at least :)
  20. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 6:07 am
    lol...great drug...lol
  21. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 6:33 am
    "bahaha he deserved it. thats what you get when you do drugs!"

    Did the pedophile Christian priest down the street tell you that?

  22. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 6:42 am
    Its kinda sad really...
  23. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 6:43 am
    Painter said "Well,what did this guy expect buying his drugs from the Joker." DAMN thats a good one guy.
  24. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 6:44 am
    all i could focus on was that the doctor was HAWT.
  25. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 7:33 am
    hahaha this reminds me of that dirty dozen song.

    "I take a couple uppers
    I down a couple downers
    But nothing compares
    To these blue and yellow purple pills
    I been to mushroom mountain
    Once or twice but who`s countin`
    But nothing compares
    To these blue and yellow purple pills
    Cool, calm, just like my mom
    With a couple of valium inside her palm
    It`s Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
    To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves"

  26. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 7:43 am
    damn ive been beaten to the sly joker joke >.<
  27. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 8:52 am
    They should give that to crazy people. They would only get freakier.
  28. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    459 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 9:38 am
    I think everyone should be required to take that.Might make the world a happier place.
  29. Profile photo of ulfnir
    ulfnir Male 30-39
    121 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 10:23 am
    At least he looked happy and chilled.
    Better than some angel dust freak, that takes twenty bullets and a tazer to put down, whilst he thinks he`s god and is smashing stuff up.
  30. Profile photo of mcgrathk1
    mcgrathk1 Male 40-49
    166 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 10:30 am
    That was great!
  31. Profile photo of notsoevil
    notsoevil Female 18-29
    101 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 11:00 am
    "I think everyone should be required to take that.Might make the world a happier place."
    Stabbings might increase, but hey at least everyone will look cheerful.
  32. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 11:01 am
    Nice.....
  33. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    emo people need to take that drug, it would benifit from the lack of happiness.
  34. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    Am i the only one who saw when he flipped him off?
  35. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    If everyone was forced to take that, how creepy would the world look.
  36. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    damn, the i-a-b community has to be the friendliest/most sarcastic place on the web. luv you guys/girls.....in the platonic sense of course O.o...cause you know...id never take a bullet for any of you....ever. nope....tooke a second to think about it and im sure i dont luv you that much. uhmm... i should really get going. im not gonna call you tomorrow. kthnxbye!!!
  37. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    IT`S THE JOKER VENOM!

    SOMEBODY CALL THE BATMAN...

  38. Profile photo of minjofu
    minjofu Female 18-29
    360 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    Sad thing is that I`m pretty sure he`ll never buy THAT drug again, but it`s probably not going to stop him from buying other ones..
  39. Profile photo of bdiekh2
    bdiekh2 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    haha
    i would want my money back
  40. Profile photo of Smollet
    Smollet Male 13-17
    97 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    Hahahaha stupid druggie.
  41. Profile photo of davidko0628
    davidko0628 Male 30-39
    73 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    "Am i the only one who saw when he flipped him off?"
    i had to watch it again but yeah that was pretty funny.
  42. Profile photo of roxidied
    roxidied Female 13-17
    322 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    It`s funny how the doctor was laughing at him.
    That dude was helpless yet smiling all the way though..awh }-)!
  43. Profile photo of gothamgirl
    gothamgirl Female 13-17
    72 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    Gosh darn it! I really wanted to do a joker allusion but I see others already beat me to the punch.
  44. Profile photo of bAnnAna
    bAnnAna Female 18-29
    138 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    haha i loved how the doctor just couldn`t stop laughing. i woulda been on the floor peeing my pants and pointing at the guy if i were in his position
  45. Profile photo of Harkannin
    Harkannin Male 18-29
    175 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    hahaha! " . . . From what we call a non-licensed pharmaceutical representative"

    Oh that`s classic. The medical field has a term for everything don`t they?

  46. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    February 7, 2008 at 12:10 am
    how much you want to bet he`s going to beat the crap out of the guy who sold him that stuff.
  47. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    February 7, 2008 at 12:12 am
    ps, prozac peaple, your in a calm mood, not happy just calm and it takes a heck of a lot to get you mad.
  48. Profile photo of Funkster
    Funkster Male 18-29
    30 posts
    February 7, 2008 at 4:04 am
    aaa.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    personally i wouldnt have treated him! HAHAHA its not like hes gonna die... and probably teach him to be such a moron... although it does look fun... well on the outside anyway! :D

  49. Profile photo of H3_SIX
    H3_SIX Female 18-29
    81 posts
    February 7, 2008 at 8:45 am
    Far out did you see how she gave him that needle? Wham!
  50. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    February 7, 2008 at 9:20 am
    ha. oculogyric crisis. You can`t laugh at psych patients when it happens, but when it`s street drugs then I guess it`s okay to laugh. Easy to treat.
  51. Profile photo of ROCKY-LEE
    ROCKY-LEE Male 13-17
    130 posts
    February 7, 2008 at 9:23 am
    LMAO hes made my day
  52. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    February 7, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    ha ha dope fiend
  53. Profile photo of overgamer435
    overgamer435 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    February 7, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    Met the new "Joker"!
  54. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    February 8, 2008 at 7:29 am
    Remain calm, everything is undercontrol..
  55. Profile photo of Computron
    Computron Male 30-39
    157 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    That smile was ghettolicious!
  56. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    ahahaha
    was it just me,
    or did he do the middle finger
    and itt wasnt censored???
  57. Profile photo of Afterthought
    Afterthought Female 18-29
    245 posts
    March 15, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    And this, kiddies, is why drugs are bad.

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