Steve Novick for Senate

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago
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Without a doubt, this is the best political campaign commercial ever. Please let this guy be the US President one day.
There are 66 comments:
Female 348
id vote for him if he really had the bottle opener/hook thingy for a hand thats frickin awesome like a pirate and i love pirates
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Male 957
Good for a laugh. Nice!
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Male 189
I do, however, agree with your pro-Johnny 5 stance.
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Male 189
I agree, again, with notsoevil.

Lionhart2, you don`t know what you`re talking about. I mean, GW is NOT a redneck, that`s a carefully constructed image made by a lot of smart marketing people.

Also, the democratic party will, unless they somehow screw it up (which is not out of the realm of possibility), get the presidency next term. Right now it`s between Senator Obama (an African American) and Hillary Clinton, a woman. I`m surprised you didn`t know that. News must travel slowly to whichever sandy corner of Australia you`re from.

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Male 1,162
I vote for Dr Claw Novick.
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Female 101
A.) Lion has a highly developed sense of united state politics and an in depth understanding of the in state political players.
B.)Lion wants to preach to a largely teenage audience without making any rational point.

Doesn`t really matter either way as opinions like that are the only vote I, lion, or anyone else not in Novicks can really make in the context of this thread.

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Male 8,302
Johnny Five for President!
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Male 349
i mean for all we know, he has a peg leg too
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Male 349
why would we elect someone who is possibly a pirate for president?
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Male 385
He has a hook! He can open beers with it. He`s got my vote, and my campaign donation! And, as soon as science figures out how, he can have my babies!
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Male 8,302
...let`s face it: in the REAL world we live in, any party could drag out a redneck, ku-klux-klanner or child molester at this stage, and as long as he was male, white and had all his bits, he`d become the new President of the US.

Don`t believe me? How did GWB Jnr get there then?

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Male 8,302
I think its pathetic, he is playing on his handicap not only to make him noticeable, but also making a joke about it. Its discriminatory and insulting to any disabled person. The impartial question you have to ask is "If he didn`t have a disability which he shows at every opportunity, would I even know about him in the first place?" and the obvious answer with Novick is "No". He`s done nothing to make himself an obvious choice for government other than wave his hook around saying "Look at me I`m different". Impartiality is an ideal, but we humans seldom live up to our beliefs ("The good that I should do, I don`t do; and that which I shouldn`t do, that`s what I do - Peter), so even though none of us would ever admit to "Bias" being the reason we voted the way we did, the fact is that the US will never have a disabled, woman or black President... er... that is, except in the unlikely event that all 3 candidates fell into one of those categorie
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Female 1,832
yeah I want my country run by a man that pop open bottles of beer with his hooked hand. *sarcasm*
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Female 1,572
sweet :D
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Female 700
ROFL!
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Male 1
My dad went to law school and was best friends with this guy.If you think that ads funny. Check out his other one!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BwzL_9a62a0

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Male 189
KoalaMeatPie, while I appreciate that you`re name also comes from the creative culinary use of zoo animals, your posts are strange.

1) Your icon says you`re Canadian. Why can`t you stand behind Senator Novick`s pro-beer stance? I mean, I know they didn`t mention maple syrup or hockey, but it was still interesting.
2) He`s having a beer in the commercial, not soap boxing. Do you expect everyone at a bar to grandstand when they`re talking to someone? You must be INTENSE to hang out with.
3) The point of the commercial was "Steve Novack gets things done." So he`s handicapped, so what? Lots of people are afraid of the handicapped, but he`s not ashamed of it. He`s cool.
3) There have been waaaay more pathetic and pandering commercials than this out there over the years.

Besides, you have too many faces and charisma and not enough ideas, you get Mussolini and Fascism.

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Male 778
Haha a politician with a sense of humor.. I love it. I`d vote for `im.
And Koala, please.. leave the whole hillary vs Obama debate out of this. Its about Novick and his commercials, not who`s currently running. There`s enough of that slander out there right now.
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Male 133
LMAO
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Male 626
Um... No.
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Female 831
well, if the terminator can be a governor, then a bottle opener can certainly be president.
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Female 133
oh yes, shoot him... because fighting ignorance with violence is ALWAYS the best way(Sarcasm)
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Male 2,576
Wey_Pooh: "Elect a negro"

WTF!?!?!
Welcome back to the 1950ies.
Good thing you`re online, (Sarcasm) saying that IRL in Eastern US would get you shot.

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Male 43
hes got my vote
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Male 1,003
you guys elect a negro and see what happens in a few years...
and how the heck does Obama get somewhere?
elect someone who has experience, or at least makes you laugh. =D
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Male 580
The HuckChuck Facts were better.
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Male 656
im stgupid cuz i dont get it.............at all
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Male 2,576
Having Exposure yes, but I`m not going to vote for "The Guy with the hook" It`s a Gimick which has nothing to do with politics.

The Commercial is Compleatly irrelevent other then "Hey! Vote for the guy with the hook! Why? Check out what I can do!"

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Male 777
I`d at least consider him.
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Male 1,149
Idk, Huck and Chuck owns this commercial.
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Male 203
and koalameatpie... its just one commercial, you cant expect a great, epic, moving speech. a lot of votes come simply from name recognition. he`s just becoming known to the people with a very memorable ad. why do you think Clinton and Obama are the front-runners in the democratic race? because they`re very well known to the people, so therefore are more likely to have votes cast for them.
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Male 203
the funny thing is, he`s a lefty politics-wise

here`s his campaign site: Vote Hook

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Female 149
someone spat in koalameatpie`s coffee this morning.
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Female 45
Haha nice
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Male 615
Ya gotta love politicians when they have a sense of humor. Ron Paul still owns, though.
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Male 98
Eww, who wants a handicapped president? (just a joke, chill)

otherwise, how can you tell what he`s for or against in this commercial...other than the whole hook thing. And the guy kept droning on and on while the other guy just wanted a beer.

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Male 2,576
freddyferret: If a commercial doesn`t Convince me, Why should I vote for him? All I saw from the commercial(one source) is that he is a Politcian, dilvering his statement to the Target audience, the Average Joe, having a bud, Who is Politely Ignoring him, as he just kept rambling on.

Then Pops open his beer.

What message does that convey?
He`s Connecting with the Working Class (which the country is founded apon) But the Video itself isn`t exactly Intellectually stimulating. So what`s left?

If you, as a politician, are not conveying your Ideas, How will you reach the Public?

Give them Beer.
Wtf? This isn`t what politics are about, Beer. Not to mention that the Cults of personallity are practically dead. "No ideas, But here`s a beer, vote for me" Just Sad. How the country is flushed.

No more great Speakers that reach into a nation`s Soul. Now it`s only ideas. No more Personality.

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Female 233
Ok then.
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Male 9,306
Interesting ad.
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Male 377
As Adam Sandler once said "I wonder if that guy ever wiped his A** with the wrong hand?"
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Male 1,496
ROBOCOP FOR PRESIDENT
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Male 392
You can hardly say that he talks and talks and Obama gets somewhere based on that commercial alone.
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She was basing it on the fact that he just talks and talks and talks, as seen trough multiple debates.


Retard.

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Female 299
Nice! I love that guy, he would definatly get my vote.
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Female 299
He`s got my vote!
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Male 516
Lol. At least some politicians have a sense of humor.
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Male 11,740
I wouldn`t vote on him just based on this commercial but I`d certainly want to know more about him. Very well done ad.

Oh and Koala, chill out. It`s just a commercial. You can hardly judge and compare based on a few seconds. What he was saying wasn`t meant to get your attention anyway. I think it was supposed to be dry and a little dull so the hook would have more of an impact.

You can hardly say that he talks and talks and Obama gets somewhere based on that commercial alone.

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Female 283
New Cabinet Position: Presidental Beer Opener!
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Male 298
that`s awesome!
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Male 1,275
HMMMMMMM
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Female 414
bahaha that was hilarious. i would definitely vote for him! =]
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Male 650
Not President, but a pioneer of hand-based bottle openers
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Male 686
mahaha! if i was American i`d vote for him, no doubt!
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Male 129
I don`t care what his policies are - he gets my vote! Senators don`t need to be good at politics, they just have to be handicapped, be a good guy to have a beer with, and be able to give vague speeches. I am Original and I approve this message!
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Female 30
wtf?
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Male 4,012
Win?
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Female 39
I need him around the house.
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Male 645
^ What you said.
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Male 1,354
umm dont know whut to say but cool nonetheless
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Male 186
awesome
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Male 1,347
wow, awesome and creepy at the same time

i can see him in the backseat of someone`s car wearing a hoodie or ski mask waiting to make good on the urban legend

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Male 2,576
Not that great of aPublic Speaker.

Compare him to obama.

novick just talks and talks and talks.

Obama gets somewhere.

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Male 242
Awesome, he`s got my vote
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Male 203
free bottle opener with every senator
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Male 26
he would have my vote
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Male 2,113
lol
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Male 19,873
Link: Steve Novick for Senate [Rate Link] - Without a doubt, this is the best political campaign commercial ever. Please let this guy be the US President one day.
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