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66 Responses to Steve Novick for Senate

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 11:53 pm
    Link: Steve Novick for Senate - Without a doubt, this is the best political campaign commercial ever. Please let this guy be the US President one day.
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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    February 3, 2008 at 1:03 am
    lol
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    gingerpride Male 18-29
    26 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:03 am
    he would have my vote
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    neilyo Male 18-29
    203 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:04 am
    free bottle opener with every senator
  5. Profile photo of Alien Stick
    Alien Stick Male 18-29
    242 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:04 am
    Awesome, he`s got my vote
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2008 at 1:05 am
    Not that great of aPublic Speaker.

    Compare him to obama.

    novick just talks and talks and talks.

    Obama gets somewhere.

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    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2008 at 1:20 am
    wow, awesome and creepy at the same time

    i can see him in the backseat of someone`s car wearing a hoodie or ski mask waiting to make good on the urban legend

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    mischief83 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:31 am
    awesome
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
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    February 3, 2008 at 1:32 am
    umm dont know whut to say but cool nonetheless
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    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:35 am
    ^ What you said.
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    GeekazoidJ Female 18-29
    39 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:40 am
    I need him around the house.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:57 am
    Win?
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    Other Female 30-39
    30 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 2:19 am
    wtf?
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    PC-Player Male 18-29
    129 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 2:25 am
    I don`t care what his policies are - he gets my vote! Senators don`t need to be good at politics, they just have to be handicapped, be a good guy to have a beer with, and be able to give vague speeches. I am Original and I approve this message!
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    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 4:22 am
    mahaha! if i was American i`d vote for him, no doubt!
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    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 4:33 am
    Not President, but a pioneer of hand-based bottle openers
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    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
    414 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 4:56 am
    bahaha that was hilarious. i would definitely vote for him! =]
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:03 am
    HMMMMMMM
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    tedweird Male 18-29
    298 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:10 am
    that`s awesome!
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    Trexa Female 18-29
    283 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:04 am
    New Cabinet Position: Presidental Beer Opener!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:05 am
    I wouldn`t vote on him just based on this commercial but I`d certainly want to know more about him. Very well done ad.

    Oh and Koala, chill out. It`s just a commercial. You can hardly judge and compare based on a few seconds. What he was saying wasn`t meant to get your attention anyway. I think it was supposed to be dry and a little dull so the hook would have more of an impact.

    You can hardly say that he talks and talks and Obama gets somewhere based on that commercial alone.

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    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:16 am
    Lol. At least some politicians have a sense of humor.
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    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:39 am
    He`s got my vote!
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    full_of_rage Female 13-17
    299 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:51 am
    Nice! I love that guy, he would definatly get my vote.
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    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:52 am
    You can hardly say that he talks and talks and Obama gets somewhere based on that commercial alone.
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    She was basing it on the fact that he just talks and talks and talks, as seen trough multiple debates.


    Retard.

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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 10:10 am
    ROBOCOP FOR PRESIDENT
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    shadow50001 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 11:18 am
    As Adam Sandler once said "I wonder if that guy ever wiped his A** with the wrong hand?"
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 11:52 am
    Interesting ad.
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    January16 Female 13-17
    233 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 11:54 am
    Ok then.
  30. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    freddyferret: If a commercial doesn`t Convince me, Why should I vote for him? All I saw from the commercial(one source) is that he is a Politcian, dilvering his statement to the Target audience, the Average Joe, having a bud, Who is Politely Ignoring him, as he just kept rambling on.

    Then Pops open his beer.

    What message does that convey?
    He`s Connecting with the Working Class (which the country is founded apon) But the Video itself isn`t exactly Intellectually stimulating. So what`s left?

    If you, as a politician, are not conveying your Ideas, How will you reach the Public?

    Give them Beer.
    Wtf? This isn`t what politics are about, Beer. Not to mention that the Cults of personallity are practically dead. "No ideas, But here`s a beer, vote for me" Just Sad. How the country is flushed.

    No more great Speakers that reach into a nation`s Soul. Now it`s only ideas. No more Personality.

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    Adyckt Male 18-29
    98 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    Eww, who wants a handicapped president? (just a joke, chill)

    otherwise, how can you tell what he`s for or against in this commercial...other than the whole hook thing. And the guy kept droning on and on while the other guy just wanted a beer.

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    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    Ya gotta love politicians when they have a sense of humor. Ron Paul still owns, though.
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    diablocat9 Female 13-17
    45 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    Haha nice
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    lauralegend Female 13-17
    149 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    someone spat in koalameatpie`s coffee this morning.
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    neilyo Male 18-29
    203 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    the funny thing is, he`s a lefty politics-wise

    here`s his campaign site: Vote Hook

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    neilyo Male 18-29
    203 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    and koalameatpie... its just one commercial, you cant expect a great, epic, moving speech. a lot of votes come simply from name recognition. he`s just becoming known to the people with a very memorable ad. why do you think Clinton and Obama are the front-runners in the democratic race? because they`re very well known to the people, so therefore are more likely to have votes cast for them.
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    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    Idk, Huck and Chuck owns this commercial.
  38. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    I`d at least consider him.
  39. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    Having Exposure yes, but I`m not going to vote for "The Guy with the hook" It`s a Gimick which has nothing to do with politics.

    The Commercial is Compleatly irrelevent other then "Hey! Vote for the guy with the hook! Why? Check out what I can do!"

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    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    im stgupid cuz i dont get it.............at all
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    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    The HuckChuck Facts were better.
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    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    you guys elect a negro and see what happens in a few years...
    and how the heck does Obama get somewhere?
    elect someone who has experience, or at least makes you laugh. =D
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    precado999 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    hes got my vote
  44. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    Wey_Pooh: "Elect a negro"

    WTF!?!?!
    Welcome back to the 1950ies.
    Good thing you`re online, (Sarcasm) saying that IRL in Eastern US would get you shot.

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    florescent Female 18-29
    134 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    oh yes, shoot him... because fighting ignorance with violence is ALWAYS the best way(Sarcasm)
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    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    well, if the terminator can be a governor, then a bottle opener can certainly be president.
  47. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    Um... No.
  48. Profile photo of mrmedia
    mrmedia Male 18-29
    133 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    LMAO
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    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    Haha a politician with a sense of humor.. I love it. I`d vote for `im.
    And Koala, please.. leave the whole hillary vs Obama debate out of this. Its about Novick and his commercials, not who`s currently running. There`s enough of that slander out there right now.
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    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    KoalaMeatPie, while I appreciate that you`re name also comes from the creative culinary use of zoo animals, your posts are strange.

    1) Your icon says you`re Canadian. Why can`t you stand behind Senator Novick`s pro-beer stance? I mean, I know they didn`t mention maple syrup or hockey, but it was still interesting.
    2) He`s having a beer in the commercial, not soap boxing. Do you expect everyone at a bar to grandstand when they`re talking to someone? You must be INTENSE to hang out with.
    3) The point of the commercial was "Steve Novack gets things done." So he`s handicapped, so what? Lots of people are afraid of the handicapped, but he`s not ashamed of it. He`s cool.
    3) There have been waaaay more pathetic and pandering commercials than this out there over the years.

    Besides, you have too many faces and charisma and not enough ideas, you get Mussolini and Fascism.

  51. Profile photo of davuhr
    davuhr Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 3, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    My dad went to law school and was best friends with this guy.If you think that ads funny. Check out his other one!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=BwzL_9a62a0

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    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    ROFL!
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 11:56 am
    sweet :D
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    larajunky Female 40-49
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    February 4, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    yeah I want my country run by a man that pop open bottles of beer with his hooked hand. *sarcasm*
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    I think its pathetic, he is playing on his handicap not only to make him noticeable, but also making a joke about it. Its discriminatory and insulting to any disabled person. The impartial question you have to ask is "If he didn`t have a disability which he shows at every opportunity, would I even know about him in the first place?" and the obvious answer with Novick is "No". He`s done nothing to make himself an obvious choice for government other than wave his hook around saying "Look at me I`m different". Impartiality is an ideal, but we humans seldom live up to our beliefs ("The good that I should do, I don`t do; and that which I shouldn`t do, that`s what I do - Peter), so even though none of us would ever admit to "Bias" being the reason we voted the way we did, the fact is that the US will never have a disabled, woman or black President... er... that is, except in the unlikely event that all 3 candidates fell into one of those categorie
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    ...let`s face it: in the REAL world we live in, any party could drag out a redneck, ku-klux-klanner or child molester at this stage, and as long as he was male, white and had all his bits, he`d become the new President of the US.

    Don`t believe me? How did GWB Jnr get there then?

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    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    He has a hook! He can open beers with it. He`s got my vote, and my campaign donation! And, as soon as science figures out how, he can have my babies!
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    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    why would we elect someone who is possibly a pirate for president?
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    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    i mean for all we know, he has a peg leg too
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    Johnny Five for President!
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    notsoevil Female 18-29
    101 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    A.) Lion has a highly developed sense of united state politics and an in depth understanding of the in state political players.
    B.)Lion wants to preach to a largely teenage audience without making any rational point.

    Doesn`t really matter either way as opinions like that are the only vote I, lion, or anyone else not in Novicks can really make in the context of this thread.

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    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    I vote for Dr Claw Novick.
  63. Profile photo of PandaLoMein
    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 11:54 pm
    I agree, again, with notsoevil.

    Lionhart2, you don`t know what you`re talking about. I mean, GW is NOT a redneck, that`s a carefully constructed image made by a lot of smart marketing people.

    Also, the democratic party will, unless they somehow screw it up (which is not out of the realm of possibility), get the presidency next term. Right now it`s between Senator Obama (an African American) and Hillary Clinton, a woman. I`m surprised you didn`t know that. News must travel slowly to whichever sandy corner of Australia you`re from.

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    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 11:55 pm
    I do, however, agree with your pro-Johnny 5 stance.
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    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    Good for a laugh. Nice!
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    LUVPEACE90 Female 13-17
    348 posts
    April 5, 2008 at 11:23 am
    id vote for him if he really had the bottle opener/hook thingy for a hand thats frickin awesome like a pirate and i love pirates

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