Sexy Stormtrooper

Submitted by: SaintPatty 9 years ago

Cute girl gets all dolled up as a Stormtrooper for her man. "Nuff said. No nudity, but fairly NSFW.
There are 96 comments:
Female 101
HAHA the first thing that girl in the pink does is try to grab her boobs. LESBIAN.
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Male 12
MAN THE HARPOONS!
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Female 97
Honestly, until today, I thought a stormtrooper was a weather man. Glad I got SOMETHING out of this.. :]
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Male 957
I saw this on tv once. I liked it at the time. now thinking back and seeing it now its a pretty good fantasy i don`t mind the chick the suit isn`t perfect (I`d give her two circles for boobs) but I think she wanted to look like other stormtroopers so they were as like the movie as possible. the most disturbing thing was that she sat on him, but then again in that bulky suit there isn`t much else she could do.

i wouldn`t want to have a "session" and only see the backside of a stormtrooper suit! The Front is where it`s at!

I agree with people I have seen better suits, I can`t wait for the next Star Wars Celebration; I`m going and I hope to see more female Stormtroopers among others. :)

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Female 18
I think fat people can be sexy, and I think alot of people dog on people that are not really fat. Like that edan chick, I really don`t think that was fat anyway. If she had 100 pounds more on her I`d say..that was fat :P
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Female 12
Okay first of all that was filmed at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Moundhouse, NV NOT vegas. And that is not her boyfriend, that is the owner of the brothel Dennis Hoff.
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Male 11,740
Thanks for posting that. I`m going to be in therapy for years now.
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Male 4
Fat people cannot be sexy, animadi...
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Female 141
Geez, do you think your "fat" friends are just plain ugly, uncute and unsexy?

I think Kate Moss is cute, but I also think Jill Scott is hot. Why? Well I don`t buy the garbage that one size is sexy and another isn`t.

Healthy? Come on. I know plenty of fit plus size/bigger people.

This preference stuff is alright, I guess.
Although, if you like someone and they are overweight... they are automatically, wait, not worthy?

I remember an acquaintance of mine said she would never date someone who wasn`t of her race. She made the same justification. Preference.

All I am saying is open your mind a bit. No one is trying to say you are stupid for finding a thin person sexy, but maybe you are missing the point by discounting the sexiness of someone who is bigger.

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Male 58
What the hell? I`d rather look at lotus boobs than this.
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Male 13
"That wasn`t sexy. At all. I think my penis even fell off."

hahahahahaha, I so agree with that xD!!!
neoretro, your my hero *worships*

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Female 127
stormtrooper, that`s a new one. usually it`s slave-girl Leia
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Male 96
hot stuff..
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Male 189
A "beauty standard" is usually culturally enforced. You can see it, just watching Nick at Nite then watching VH1 and BET. (I prefer BET).

Me? I think that a lot of this beauty standard is just designed for women to feel insecure so they spend lots of money on beauty stuff.

Most women have a body type (apple or pear? ectomorphic, endomorphic or mesomorphic?) that is going to decide how easy it is for them to gain weight or not.

I`m just of the opinion that if a woman is HEALTHY and takes care of herself and her body, that`s attractive.

Confidence in women=very sexy. I`d rather have an overweight girlfriend that would be willing to be a part of my fantasy, love herself and have dessert every once in a while than a skinny, cold fish that orders salad at dinner all the time.

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Male 510
Stentorian, I`m not denying that it is just a personal preference held by some people, but nowadays, a lot of it is due to the media.

And times don`t change, they just repeat.

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Female 2,064
Ew.
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Female 1,832
I KNEW all you jerks were going to make fun of that girl`s size. What tools u are. Its called being an INDIVIDUAL !!!!! Just because one person is fat, skinny, ugly OR pretty, it what that particular individual desires!!!! God u people piss me off. You`re shallow, self serving and completely ignorant. I feel pity for anyone who thinks that because they are a certain way or like a certain thing they they are better that you! It`s pathetic and its wrong.

OK bring it on.... :-)

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Male 425
^Well I hate the radio and MTV garbage. Instead, I listen to good music.

Times change. People also used to think being overweight was healthy and a sign of prosperity. It was, of course, but now with an abundance of food the same is not true. And besides, just because people may find thin people more attractive doesn`t mean they have to have been drawn into such a view through television and other media. Maybe people genuinely prefer thinness just as some prefer those "with a little more meat on their bones".

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Male 510
DrkAng3LxNat,

No, a lot of it is the media forming people`s opinions for them. I wouldn`t exactly call it brainwashing, but it`s similar. For example, how many younger people (around my age or a bit older) listen to any music besides what is on the radio or mtv/vh1/whatever. What is constantly displayed as the norm on television, magazines, radio, becomes what is normal. If you look into the past, you`ll see that this trend towards skinny women is very recent. The preference was toward not fat women, but toward women with a little more meat on their bones all through history until about the 1930s or so.

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Male 2,160
*bangs head against desk*must...purge images at end from mind...
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Female 1,070
@lghjhgcd

it`s not being brainwashed. it`s just that fat is unsexy to a lot of people. you may be one of the few who wants a fat woman (fat chicks need love too!) but the media only chooses skinny people to show on tv is BECAUSE of the fact that a majority of the people prefer skinny women to fat women. So they get more hits on their shows if more people find the woman attractive.

I for one just find fat disgusting, not because of the media mind you, but just because it is disgusting to me.

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Male 174
wtf kind of music was playing?
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Male 177
Surprise Buttsecks?
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Male 109
was there just nerd porn on a PG-13 site?
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Male 522
she`s fat!! why would you say `cute`???
so disappointing...
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Male 425
Actually, that whole room is full of fat, ugly people.

Gross.

:->

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Male 425
Ew. She`s ugly.

And kinda fat.

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Male 437
That was a bit...disturbing...
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Male 134
If she wasn`t a sex-worker, and ditched the armour, I`d find her extremely attractive.
I don`t get where all you guys are coming from with these `fat` comments?
Maybe if I watch it a few more times I`ll figure it out, or maybe I`m curious as to how to make this costume for RP night down at the local orgy bar.

-Sigh-

x.

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Male 822
was that the bunny ranch????

not as in a playboy ranch

but as in like the place that legally sells sex

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Female 252
WTF!!!!!
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Male 3,578
that is so wrong
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Male 510
I feel violated somehow...
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Female 375
oh my god.. he wants to f**k a whore dressed up as a stormtrooper? That dude has issues.
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Female 16
ow. my eyes.
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Female 1,572
WOWWWWW
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Female 321
what kind of reversed furry shyte is this?

I R displeased.

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Male 292
what the hell was that.
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Male 26
1. That women`s not cute, she`s fat and ugly
2. The "sexy stormtropper" is the biggest turn off i`ve ever seen, in no way does it look appealing
3. What kind of messed up, retarded idiot would want to have sex with a stromtropper in the first place?
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Male 779
Well... Thats... something alright...
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Male 896
Seen better.
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Male 28
better sexxier femtroopers here

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?...

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Male 203
^and I saw this episode a few months ago :P
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Male 203
This is from the show "Cathouse" on HBO, which is about a brothel in Vegas
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Female 1,062
By "her man" we mean "her client."
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Male 1,623
I think IAB just lost some of its credibility.
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Male 648
I just had a nerdgasm.

she didn`t look all that great in the suit though.

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Male 641
Nah, didn`t do it for me.
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Male 189
Haha. . . I agree with Nidonemo and lghjhgcd.

Bigger the cushion, the better the pushin`, rookies.

It IS pretty stupid though. . . Why would you pay money to f.ck someone dressed as a washing machine? Don`t most star wars geeks like Princess Leia? That would make sense.

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Male 9,306
If you guys think this is a "disturbing fetish" I think you need to stay inside more.
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Male 261
She wasn`t the least bit cute!

That was disturbing

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Male 2,720
If Jim Henson was alive today, he`d be rolling in his grave.
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Female 243
Okay, that`s the only Star Wars-related item besides the Darth Vader Playing Harmonica clip on here a while ago that I actually approve of.

Correction - cute or not, that wasn`t a girl per se because it was a sex worker. Important to draw the distinction I believe.

I liked her itty-bitty storm-trooper thong thing.

Of course the whole key to this costume is that it`s backless. Right?

Made me laugh.

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Male 1,361
im not ok with this, sure women rolepaying, but Starwars? No way
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Male 382
Her client must be a supernerd. At least she had the helmet on so we didn`t need to see her fat head. :-?
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Female 157
i couldnt stop laughing!
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Male 1,837
wow. i did NOT notice that she didnt have an ASS plate >.>
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Male 49
I thought it was pretty funny. I`ve seen the show a few times and it always cracks me up.

And that dude in the red shirt wasn`t the one she was dressing up for, hes like the "pimp" from what I can recall and they were just seeing if was possible to have sex with the costume on by playing around. I just wanna clear up that misconception. lol

Anyway to each his own. ^^

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Female 285
you go lghjhgcd! My thoughts exactly... Well, maybe not exactly, but close enough
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Male 10,440
If you make this kind of `order`, would you want to recieve it somewhere... oooh... less full of people?
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Male 815
well i mean.. that`s nice to say that and all... but did you just SEE that...

like, for me at least, nope.. didn`t even work a tiny bit..

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Male 22
there are alot of comments saying shes fat and what not... ok so a storm trooper isnt my fantasy but that doesnt mean shes not sexy. i mean to each their own and everyone likes something different but soo many people have been brain washed by what t.v. and magazines say is sexy that if your not a size zero or we cant see your ribs and coller bone your fat and discusting. i personally like a girl with some meat on her, not to say i like them 300+ but alot of "sexy" girls now adays just look sickly skinny to me. i dunno maybe just me but i dont think she looked bad at all.
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Male 3,314
^ That was supposed to be "wasn`t Boba Fet". A dork and stupid to boot.
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Male 3,314
WAIT! It was Boba Fet. That was his son. It was Jengo (SP?) Fet. That`s who the clones were based on. Boba was actually a clone himself, but the one true clone, not just a mindless drone like the stormtroopers.

I`m far too much of a dork.

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Male 1,266
I could understand wanting a prostitute to dress up like something for a fantasy, even one that sad and unsexy, it`s just the fact that i`m pretty sure all the storm troopers were guys :/
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Male 27

Even though she looks a little strange into the camera, I`d rather let her take me to cell block 1138 :)

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Male 1,365
Someones` fantasy, wow..talk about low rent dreams.
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Male 3,619
a (+)size escort girl getting some starwars biker geek`s groove on by dressing out in a custom made storm trooper outfit while all her friends where cheering... on tape...?
now I`ve seen that to... :P
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Female 208
Wow. That was... that was disturbing. Though as someone said before, to each thier own.
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Male 3,314
Weren`t all the stormtroopers clones of Bobafet (sp?)? Doesn`t that mean that all stormtroopers were guys? So, "John"`s fantasy is to be having intercourse with a woman dressed up as a guy?
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Male 291
oh, thats that whorehouse in nevada that had its own tv show. ummm... pussy-something ranch....
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Male 646
What is he doing on the floor? Oh... ooooooh, that is messed up dude.
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Male 36
Holy crap, we just found something even more disturbing than furries.
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Female 718
hahaha how terrible!
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Male 4,012
I think the pink stormtrooper suit is a sexier alternative to this one.

Not that it`s any sexier, but still...

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Male 472
i seen better female version ones.
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Male 784
My yoda just moved...
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Male 679
"her man" is a john.
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Male 376
just imagine... a storm trooper bouncing up and down on your... yeah, ok- somebody fire this off to david lynch
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Male 1,347
so she`s...a whore, an unattractive one at that
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Male 5,194
Fat. Shoehorns her big gut into that suit and loses her waistline.
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Male 128
Stormtroopers is outdated...you need to superman that ho :)
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Female 1,070
wow. she`s fat. still a cool vid tho xD
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Male 263
Eden is so sexy! Well except for the whole stormtrooper thing. That`s just gay. She should`ve just kept the fishnets on.
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Male 142
So not sexy........
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Female 296
that didnt look sexy i was expecting more lol
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Male 732
May the force be with you.
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Male 446
That wasn`t sexy. At all. I think my penis even fell off.
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Female 192
Why? D:
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Male 3,301
Introducing the most disturbing escort service ever : Buttsecks with a storm trooper. And I have only one thing to say...

WHAT. THE. fudge!!??

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Male 2,958
Somewhere out there a ginger named Geoffry`s head just exploded.
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Male 724
. . . <- Logic and Reason Do Not Approve.
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Male 411
okay... each to their own, I suppose.
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Male 2,113
star wars is cool
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Female 208
thats one way to impress a geek
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Male 19,868
Link: Sexy Stormtrooper [Rate Link] - Cute girl gets all dolled up as a Stormtrooper for her man. `Nuff said. No nudity, but fairly NSFW.
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