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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    Link: Sexy Stormtrooper - Cute girl gets all dolled up as a Stormtrooper for her man. `Nuff said. No nudity, but fairly NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of missaquafina
    missaquafina Female 18-29
    208 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 12:44 am
    thats one way to impress a geek
  3. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    February 15, 2008 at 12:46 am
    star wars is cool
  4. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
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    February 15, 2008 at 12:47 am
    okay... each to their own, I suppose.
  5. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
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    February 15, 2008 at 12:48 am
    . . . <- Logic and Reason Do Not Approve.
  6. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 12:48 am
    Somewhere out there a ginger named Geoffry`s head just exploded.
  7. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    February 15, 2008 at 12:49 am
    Introducing the most disturbing escort service ever : Buttsecks with a storm trooper. And I have only one thing to say...

    WHAT. THE. fudge!!??

  8. Profile photo of ManilaRose
    ManilaRose Female 18-29
    192 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 12:50 am
    Why? D:
  9. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
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    February 15, 2008 at 12:51 am
    That wasn`t sexy. At all. I think my penis even fell off.
  10. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 12:53 am
    May the force be with you.
  11. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 1:01 am
    that didnt look sexy i was expecting more lol
  12. Profile photo of penguinfogel
    penguinfogel Male 18-29
    142 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 1:01 am
    So not sexy........
  13. Profile photo of yankee15
    yankee15 Male 30-39
    263 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 1:10 am
    Eden is so sexy! Well except for the whole stormtrooper thing. That`s just gay. She should`ve just kept the fishnets on.
  14. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 1:12 am
    wow. she`s fat. still a cool vid tho xD
  15. Profile photo of rasputinxxx
    rasputinxxx Male 18-29
    128 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 1:18 am
    Stormtroopers is outdated...you need to superman that ho :)
  16. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    February 15, 2008 at 1:20 am
    Fat. Shoehorns her big gut into that suit and loses her waistline.
  17. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 1:22 am
    so she`s...a whore, an unattractive one at that
  18. Profile photo of blargendarg
    blargendarg Male 30-39
    376 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 1:25 am
    just imagine... a storm trooper bouncing up and down on your... yeah, ok- somebody fire this off to david lynch
  19. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 1:32 am
    "her man" is a john.
  20. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
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    February 15, 2008 at 1:41 am
    My yoda just moved...
  21. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
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    February 15, 2008 at 1:41 am
    i seen better female version ones.
  22. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    February 15, 2008 at 2:14 am
    I think the pink stormtrooper suit is a sexier alternative to this one.

    Not that it`s any sexier, but still...

  23. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 3:14 am
    hahaha how terrible!
  24. Profile photo of stile99
    stile99 Male 30-39
    36 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 3:43 am
    Holy crap, we just found something even more disturbing than furries.
  25. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 3:48 am
    What is he doing on the floor? Oh... ooooooh, that is messed up dude.
  26. Profile photo of thanatos16
    thanatos16 Male 18-29
    291 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 3:54 am
    oh, thats that whorehouse in nevada that had its own tv show. ummm... pussy-something ranch....
  27. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 3:56 am
    Weren`t all the stormtroopers clones of Bobafet (sp?)? Doesn`t that mean that all stormtroopers were guys? So, "John"`s fantasy is to be having intercourse with a woman dressed up as a guy?
  28. Profile photo of aToMiC_dOg18
    aToMiC_dOg18 Female 13-17
    208 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 4:37 am
    Wow. That was... that was disturbing. Though as someone said before, to each thier own.
  29. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 4:39 am
    a (+)size escort girl getting some starwars biker geek`s groove on by dressing out in a custom made storm trooper outfit while all her friends where cheering... on tape...?
    now I`ve seen that to... :P
  30. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 5:36 am
    Someones` fantasy, wow..talk about low rent dreams.
  31. Profile photo of AL7AIR
    AL7AIR Male 30-39
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    February 15, 2008 at 5:38 am

    Even though she looks a little strange into the camera, I`d rather let her take me to cell block 1138 :)

  32. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    February 15, 2008 at 6:12 am
    I could understand wanting a prostitute to dress up like something for a fantasy, even one that sad and unsexy, it`s just the fact that i`m pretty sure all the storm troopers were guys :/
  33. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 6:18 am
    WAIT! It was Boba Fet. That was his son. It was Jengo (SP?) Fet. That`s who the clones were based on. Boba was actually a clone himself, but the one true clone, not just a mindless drone like the stormtroopers.

    I`m far too much of a dork.

  34. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 6:19 am
    ^ That was supposed to be "wasn`t Boba Fet". A dork and stupid to boot.
  35. Profile photo of lghjhgcd
    lghjhgcd Male 18-29
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    February 15, 2008 at 7:35 am
    there are alot of comments saying shes fat and what not... ok so a storm trooper isnt my fantasy but that doesnt mean shes not sexy. i mean to each their own and everyone likes something different but soo many people have been brain washed by what t.v. and magazines say is sexy that if your not a size zero or we cant see your ribs and coller bone your fat and discusting. i personally like a girl with some meat on her, not to say i like them 300+ but alot of "sexy" girls now adays just look sickly skinny to me. i dunno maybe just me but i dont think she looked bad at all.
  36. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
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    February 15, 2008 at 7:38 am
    well i mean.. that`s nice to say that and all... but did you just SEE that...

    like, for me at least, nope.. didn`t even work a tiny bit..

  37. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 7:39 am
    If you make this kind of `order`, would you want to recieve it somewhere... oooh... less full of people?
  38. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 7:46 am
    you go lghjhgcd! My thoughts exactly... Well, maybe not exactly, but close enough
  39. Profile photo of Hokage47
    Hokage47 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 7:55 am
    I thought it was pretty funny. I`ve seen the show a few times and it always cracks me up.

    And that dude in the red shirt wasn`t the one she was dressing up for, hes like the "pimp" from what I can recall and they were just seeing if was possible to have sex with the costume on by playing around. I just wanna clear up that misconception. lol

    Anyway to each his own. ^^

  40. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
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    February 15, 2008 at 8:08 am
    wow. i did NOT notice that she didnt have an ASS plate >.>
  41. Profile photo of miakauisan
    miakauisan Female 18-29
    158 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 8:33 am
    i couldnt stop laughing!
  42. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 8:39 am
    Her client must be a supernerd. At least she had the helmet on so we didn`t need to see her fat head. :-?
  43. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    February 15, 2008 at 9:08 am
    im not ok with this, sure women rolepaying, but Starwars? No way
  44. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 9:10 am
    Okay, that`s the only Star Wars-related item besides the Darth Vader Playing Harmonica clip on here a while ago that I actually approve of.

    Correction - cute or not, that wasn`t a girl per se because it was a sex worker. Important to draw the distinction I believe.

    I liked her itty-bitty storm-trooper thong thing.

    Of course the whole key to this costume is that it`s backless. Right?

    Made me laugh.

  45. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
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    February 15, 2008 at 9:21 am
    If Jim Henson was alive today, he`d be rolling in his grave.
  46. Profile photo of fingerfish
    fingerfish Male 30-39
    258 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 9:23 am
    She wasn`t the least bit cute!

    That was disturbing

  47. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    February 15, 2008 at 9:27 am
    If you guys think this is a "disturbing fetish" I think you need to stay inside more.
  48. Profile photo of PandaLoMein
    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 9:37 am
    Haha. . . I agree with Nidonemo and lghjhgcd.

    Bigger the cushion, the better the pushin`, rookies.

    It IS pretty stupid though. . . Why would you pay money to f.ck someone dressed as a washing machine? Don`t most star wars geeks like Princess Leia? That would make sense.

  49. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 10:21 am
    Nah, didn`t do it for me.
  50. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 10:29 am
    I just had a nerdgasm.

    she didn`t look all that great in the suit though.

  51. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
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    February 15, 2008 at 10:56 am
    I think IAB just lost some of its credibility.
  52. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 11:04 am
    By "her man" we mean "her client."
  53. Profile photo of neilyo
    neilyo Male 18-29
    203 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 11:36 am
    This is from the show "Cathouse" on HBO, which is about a brothel in Vegas
  54. Profile photo of neilyo
    neilyo Male 18-29
    203 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 11:36 am
    ^and I saw this episode a few months ago :P
  55. Profile photo of Goof-E
    Goof-E Male 18-29
    28 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 11:38 am
    better sexxier femtroopers here

    http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?...

  56. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 11:56 am
    Seen better.
  57. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    Well... Thats... something alright...
  58. Profile photo of Nulugialle
    Nulugialle Male 13-17
    26 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    1. That women`s not cute, she`s fat and ugly
    2. The "sexy stormtropper" is the biggest turn off i`ve ever seen, in no way does it look appealing
    3. What kind of messed up, retarded idiot would want to have sex with a stromtropper in the first place?
  59. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    what the hell was that.
  60. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    what kind of reversed furry shyte is this?

    I R displeased.

  61. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    WOWWWWW
  62. Profile photo of theberry216
    theberry216 Female 13-17
    16 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    ow. my eyes.
  63. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    oh my god.. he wants to f**k a whore dressed up as a stormtrooper? That dude has issues.
  64. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    I feel violated somehow...
  65. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    February 15, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    that is so wrong
  66. Profile photo of ladynerd
    ladynerd Female 18-29
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    February 15, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    WTF!!!!!
  67. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
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    February 15, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    was that the bunny ranch????

    not as in a playboy ranch

    but as in like the place that legally sells sex

  68. Profile photo of Kairobi
    Kairobi Male 13-17
    134 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    If she wasn`t a sex-worker, and ditched the armour, I`d find her extremely attractive.
    I don`t get where all you guys are coming from with these `fat` comments?
    Maybe if I watch it a few more times I`ll figure it out, or maybe I`m curious as to how to make this costume for RP night down at the local orgy bar.

    -Sigh-

    x.

  69. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    That was a bit...disturbing...
  70. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
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    February 15, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    Ew. She`s ugly.

    And kinda fat.

  71. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    425 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    Actually, that whole room is full of fat, ugly people.

    Gross.

    :->

  72. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
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    February 15, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    she`s fat!! why would you say `cute`???
    so disappointing...
  73. Profile photo of sumomonkey21
    sumomonkey21 Male 13-17
    109 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    was there just nerd porn on a PG-13 site?
  74. Profile photo of Intelligence
    Intelligence Male 13-17
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    February 15, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    Surprise Buttsecks?
  75. Profile photo of lwhoffman
    lwhoffman Male 18-29
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    February 15, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    wtf kind of music was playing?
  76. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    February 16, 2008 at 1:25 am
    @lghjhgcd

    it`s not being brainwashed. it`s just that fat is unsexy to a lot of people. you may be one of the few who wants a fat woman (fat chicks need love too!) but the media only chooses skinny people to show on tv is BECAUSE of the fact that a majority of the people prefer skinny women to fat women. So they get more hits on their shows if more people find the woman attractive.

    I for one just find fat disgusting, not because of the media mind you, but just because it is disgusting to me.

  77. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2008 at 6:45 am
    *bangs head against desk*must...purge images at end from mind...
  78. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2008 at 9:00 am
    DrkAng3LxNat,

    No, a lot of it is the media forming people`s opinions for them. I wouldn`t exactly call it brainwashing, but it`s similar. For example, how many younger people (around my age or a bit older) listen to any music besides what is on the radio or mtv/vh1/whatever. What is constantly displayed as the norm on television, magazines, radio, becomes what is normal. If you look into the past, you`ll see that this trend towards skinny women is very recent. The preference was toward not fat women, but toward women with a little more meat on their bones all through history until about the 1930s or so.

  79. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    425 posts
    February 16, 2008 at 9:18 am
    ^Well I hate the radio and MTV garbage. Instead, I listen to good music.

    Times change. People also used to think being overweight was healthy and a sign of prosperity. It was, of course, but now with an abundance of food the same is not true. And besides, just because people may find thin people more attractive doesn`t mean they have to have been drawn into such a view through television and other media. Maybe people genuinely prefer thinness just as some prefer those "with a little more meat on their bones".

  80. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    February 16, 2008 at 9:57 am
    I KNEW all you jerks were going to make fun of that girl`s size. What tools u are. Its called being an INDIVIDUAL !!!!! Just because one person is fat, skinny, ugly OR pretty, it what that particular individual desires!!!! God u people piss me off. You`re shallow, self serving and completely ignorant. I feel pity for anyone who thinks that because they are a certain way or like a certain thing they they are better that you! It`s pathetic and its wrong.

    OK bring it on.... :-)

  81. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    February 16, 2008 at 11:51 am
    Ew.
  82. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    Stentorian, I`m not denying that it is just a personal preference held by some people, but nowadays, a lot of it is due to the media.

    And times don`t change, they just repeat.

  83. Profile photo of PandaLoMein
    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 16, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    A "beauty standard" is usually culturally enforced. You can see it, just watching Nick at Nite then watching VH1 and BET. (I prefer BET).

    Me? I think that a lot of this beauty standard is just designed for women to feel insecure so they spend lots of money on beauty stuff.

    Most women have a body type (apple or pear? ectomorphic, endomorphic or mesomorphic?) that is going to decide how easy it is for them to gain weight or not.

    I`m just of the opinion that if a woman is HEALTHY and takes care of herself and her body, that`s attractive.

    Confidence in women=very sexy. I`d rather have an overweight girlfriend that would be willing to be a part of my fantasy, love herself and have dessert every once in a while than a skinny, cold fish that orders salad at dinner all the time.

  84. Profile photo of koolwalla
    koolwalla Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    hot stuff..
  85. Profile photo of FranWins
    FranWins Female 18-29
    127 posts
    February 16, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    stormtrooper, that`s a new one. usually it`s slave-girl Leia
  86. Profile photo of liquidkid
    liquidkid Male 13-17
    13 posts
    February 16, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    "That wasn`t sexy. At all. I think my penis even fell off."

    hahahahahaha, I so agree with that xD!!!
    neoretro, your my hero *worships*

  87. Profile photo of Thyrm
    Thyrm Male 13-17
    58 posts
    February 16, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    What the hell? I`d rather look at lotus boobs than this.
  88. Profile photo of animadi
    animadi Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    Geez, do you think your "fat" friends are just plain ugly, uncute and unsexy?

    I think Kate Moss is cute, but I also think Jill Scott is hot. Why? Well I don`t buy the garbage that one size is sexy and another isn`t.

    Healthy? Come on. I know plenty of fit plus size/bigger people.

    This preference stuff is alright, I guess.
    Although, if you like someone and they are overweight... they are automatically, wait, not worthy?

    I remember an acquaintance of mine said she would never date someone who wasn`t of her race. She made the same justification. Preference.

    All I am saying is open your mind a bit. No one is trying to say you are stupid for finding a thin person sexy, but maybe you are missing the point by discounting the sexiness of someone who is bigger.

  89. Profile photo of JoeBordel
    JoeBordel Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    Fat people cannot be sexy, animadi...
  90. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    February 17, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    Thanks for posting that. I`m going to be in therapy for years now.
  91. Profile photo of blondie4
    blondie4 Female 18-29
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    February 17, 2008 at 10:32 pm
    Okay first of all that was filmed at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Moundhouse, NV NOT vegas. And that is not her boyfriend, that is the owner of the brothel Dennis Hoff.
  92. Profile photo of Ivory_Honey
    Ivory_Honey Female 18-29
    18 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 2:32 am
    I think fat people can be sexy, and I think alot of people dog on people that are not really fat. Like that edan chick, I really don`t think that was fat anyway. If she had 100 pounds more on her I`d say..that was fat :P
  93. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
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    February 20, 2008 at 3:38 am
    I saw this on tv once. I liked it at the time. now thinking back and seeing it now its a pretty good fantasy i don`t mind the chick the suit isn`t perfect (I`d give her two circles for boobs) but I think she wanted to look like other stormtroopers so they were as like the movie as possible. the most disturbing thing was that she sat on him, but then again in that bulky suit there isn`t much else she could do.

    i wouldn`t want to have a "session" and only see the backside of a stormtrooper suit! The Front is where it`s at!

    I agree with people I have seen better suits, I can`t wait for the next Star Wars Celebration; I`m going and I hope to see more female Stormtroopers among others. :)

  94. Profile photo of live2breathe
    live2breathe Female 13-17
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    February 20, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    Honestly, until today, I thought a stormtrooper was a weather man. Glad I got SOMETHING out of this.. :]
  95. Profile photo of dmnyo
    dmnyo Male 18-29
    12 posts
    February 23, 2008 at 10:54 am
    MAN THE HARPOONS!
  96. Profile photo of kimosabi
    kimosabi Female 13-17
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    February 29, 2008 at 10:22 am
    HAHA the first thing that girl in the pink does is try to grab her boobs. LESBIAN.

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