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Date: 02/11/08 01:33 AM

64 Responses to Paris Hilton is a Box Office Loser

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    February 10, 2008 at 10:47 pm
    Link: Paris Hilton is a Box Office Loser - Hilton`s `Hottie and the Nottie` is a critical bomb and only earns a mere $76 in ticket sales per location.
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    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 1:38 am
    $76 per location...ouch
  3. Profile photo of Mantolwen
    Mantolwen Female 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 1:38 am
    Title is rubbish, plot also is rubbish. Paris Hilton makes it worse.
  4. Profile photo of sunsetxluv22
    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
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    February 11, 2008 at 1:43 am
    amen^^

    paris hilton is a stupid bimbo... why the *bleep* would anyone want to see a movie starring her?

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    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 1:45 am
    lololololololol $76 per location.

    ticket cost is better spent watching her other video, probably.

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    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 1:56 am
    What did she think was going to happen?
    And that article about how this movie was MORE embarrassing than her sex tape..
    LOL
  7. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 1:57 am
    I agree with Mantolwen on this one.
    $76 /location though... that`s really gotta suck...
  8. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    February 11, 2008 at 2:00 am
    meh.......
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    FatAnorexic Female 18-29
    118 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 2:09 am
    Did she write this review as well?

    "Just like her singing attempt, Paris’ acting is barely any better,"

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    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 2:10 am
    wow, the new title and explaination pretty much sums it up, leaves nothing for the reader. you could have just posted that and no bothered with a link to the article.

  11. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 2:11 am
    " flaunt what brought her fame in the first place, her golden locks and perfect body."

    I disagree. Her body is far from perfect. She`s just a skeleton wearing a skin suite.

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    unbwogable Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 2:24 am
    Her body is the perfect example of a pornstar, IMO
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    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 2:28 am
    Perfect body eh...?

    Lol.

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    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 3:35 am
    Yeah, good one Shape. That just about sums it up. She`s a "celebutard" train wreck waiting to happen.

    What CAN she do well? Can`t sing, can`t dance, can`t act, can`t f**k. I mean, I guess she can technically f**k, but who can`t? Most people can or could make a better sex tape, too. Just pathetic.

  15. Profile photo of StoogegirlSi
    StoogegirlSi Female 18-29
    202 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 3:57 am
    This really makes me feel sorry for her.

    She could do porn! Eh? Eh?

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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 4:59 am
    Paris = Disgusting.
  17. Profile photo of anGiE_O_o
    anGiE_O_o Female 13-17
    488 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 5:04 am
    PWNED

    (was i the only one?)

    well, LOL

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    Dyia Female 18-29
    58 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 5:12 am
    "for the former heiress to flaunt what brought her fame in the first place"

    Best phrase ever.

    Well, besides "congratulations, you`ve won the lottery".

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    Dyia Female 18-29
    58 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 5:13 am
    Wait, so did it flop worse than Gigli?
  20. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 5:19 am
    "...who undergoes a beautification process which makes her a hottie."
    Is Heidi Ferrer a freakin` idiot?!
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
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    February 11, 2008 at 5:43 am
    Perfect body? WTF...this inbred rat faced meatless wonder needs to just go away and crawl into a fetal position and die.
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    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 6:34 am
    does this surprise anyone?
  23. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 6:36 am
    ^Yeah i agree with everyone. The girl looks like she needs to bump into a cheeseburger or two.
  24. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 6:58 am
    I believe this article made a mistake, as Paris Hilton obviously played the role of the "Nottie" and the other actress played the role of the "Hottie."
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    tenniskiller Female 18-29
    13 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 8:18 am
    why does she insist on doing things that she knows won`t sell? it`s called learning from past experiences...we didn`t like your cd...we don`t like you in movies...so therefore...you shouldn`t be in another movie.
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 8:43 am
    PAHAHAHAHAAAA

    Shame

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    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 9:12 am
    look at the bright side people. debut night probably had 3-4 showings AT LEAST, and having ~10 people per theater ($8/ticket) that means there were at least 2-3 people per showing. but how many people just went to that movie because they knew:

    A) they wouldnt be watching this pathetic movie and
    B) they knew it would be an empty theater, thus BOW CHICKA BOW WOW...

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 9:51 am
    Having Paris on the screen would make any act of Bow Chicka Bow Bow psychologically (and physically?) impossible.

    I recall all the dumb little bimbos stumbling around the school campus in my highschool days. Paris was one of those types who SOMEHOW managed to be "successful."

    This is why I stopped watching television all together. The "news" does nothing but crap about Paris and whatnot. It`s like a televised tabloid magazine.

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    Venis Female 18-29
    53 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 10:01 am
    It`s kinda hard to not be "successful" when you are the heiress (ex-heiress?) to Hilton Hotels.

    She would be nowhere without her family. So technically she herself isn`t successful but just a parasite leaching money from her family`s fortune. Good for her I guess, must be nice.

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    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 10:39 am
    who?
  31. Profile photo of D4N1
    D4N1 Female 13-17
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    February 11, 2008 at 11:52 am
    Saturnia107 I agree lmfao!!
    C`mon...perfect body? eww..I don`t think so, she`s so skinny...*barf*
  32. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    I hate Paris bloody Hilton. That celebutard slut should`ve been sniped and her carcass beaten long ago. Every time I hear her name I get agitated and want to do all the above. And I haven`t even seen her act or heard her sing b4. In fact, I thought she was famous for a living.

    And as for a Hilton movie called "The Hottie & The Nottie", did anyone really expect that film to even be cinema worthy? Barbie doesn`t exist, and Disney Channel (the only rightful place) wouldn`t want a socialite slag associated with them!!

    Annnd, breathe in. Rant over.

  33. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    Aah, technology. I did these comments on my fookin` iPod!
    Let`s see Paris decipher a touchscreen keyboard! And how to spell the word `decipher`!
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    whyaskwhy Female 13-17
    275 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    i didnt even know it was out
  35. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    Ticket sales for Paris Hilton movies released in theaters, like Paris Hilton, suck. Pretty sure she`ll only be famous for her first film, though.

    Stupid slut.

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    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    i`m surprised ANYONE went to see that movies. 76 bucks is about 7 people per theater (at NYC theater prices)
  37. Profile photo of fearthekrken
    fearthekrken Male 18-29
    180 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    She`s such a...loser...
  38. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    OWNED
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    neilyo Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    ^ more like QWNED... pwned by a whole letter more
  40. Profile photo of Requateer
    Requateer Male 13-17
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    February 11, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    Honestly, I had no idea this movie even existed in the first place. Am I the only one?

    I don`t think it was even her family that got her fame. It was the stupid tape. If not for that, then she would`ve just been another nameless rich bimbo.

    Think about it. I`m guessing that the Head of Sheraton has a son or daughter. Can anyone name them off the top of their heads?

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    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    I hope this is a major reality check for Paris...maybe now she`ll stop plaguing the box office. Also, somebody please kill the person who made the title for this movie, I think a lot of people would thank you.
  42. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    "^ more like QWNED... pwned by a whole letter more"

    *cough*

  43. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    Wow just the name sounds stupid enough..
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    lovemeowmix Female 18-29
    105 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    lol...perect body my asp...
  45. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
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    February 11, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    Just by reading the title I knew it was going to phail. Oh, and I agree, Mikeado.
  46. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    Could this movie be the "Manos: The Hands of Fate" of the 21st century?
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    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    $76?!? That`s like not even ten people. hahaha
  48. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
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    February 11, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    So many biased people...you`re all acting as if she bitchslapped your mothers.
  49. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    btw I didn`t even read the article...The title and description says it all.
  50. Profile photo of jrod
    jrod Male 13-17
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    February 11, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    why do people humor her. when is someone going to tell her that she fails at life?
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    astridhaze Female 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    Wow. I watched the trailer and that was enough. Actually, more than enough. I think I`m scarred for life now.
  52. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    Wow! Big surprise there. What else should they expect from a retarded whore?
  53. Profile photo of lenashawitz
    lenashawitz Male 18-29
    134 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    paris hilton has a new movie?
  54. Profile photo of NegaNero
    NegaNero Male 13-17
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    February 11, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    Ha. that`s funny
  55. Profile photo of yotimes3
    yotimes3 Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    but i read the reader reviews; one guy gave it all A+`s :P
  56. Profile photo of Fuchsbrauner
    Fuchsbrauner Female 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    I`ve never even heard of this movie, but Johann sounds like a hottie. Now I want to see it. Should I be ashamed of myself?
  57. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    They just wasted valuable film on that movie.
  58. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    It`s only made funnier by the fact I never knew it existed until now.
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    greengiant Male 13-17
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    February 11, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    what a waste of camera batteries
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    Grossen Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    I`m not surprised that it crashed...but 76 per location? It must`ve been such a bad movie with such a predictable plot that everyone walked out and told people to stay the drat away.
  61. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    February 12, 2008 at 12:00 am
    Loser
  62. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
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    February 12, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    hah!
  63. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    February 12, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    Lawl what a FAILCOPTER MOVIE.
    PS: Paris DOES fail at life too, jrod.
  64. Profile photo of Afterthought
    Afterthought Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    HA HA, I don`t like Paris Hilton - and I hardly think she`s hot anyway. Hearing this makes me happy. :P

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