Paris Hilton is a Box Office Loser

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in
http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Paris_Hiltons_Hottie_and_the_Nottie_a_Box_Office_Flop_13846.html

Hilton"s "Hottie and the Nottie" is a critical bomb and only earns a mere $76 in ticket sales per location.
There are 64 comments:
Female 245
HA HA, I don`t like Paris Hilton - and I hardly think she`s hot anyway. Hearing this makes me happy. :P
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Female 2,064
Lawl what a FAILCOPTER MOVIE.
PS: Paris DOES fail at life too, jrod.
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Female 943
hah!
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Male 1,275
Loser
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Male 455
I`m not surprised that it crashed...but 76 per location? It must`ve been such a bad movie with such a predictable plot that everyone walked out and told people to stay the drat away.
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Male 686
what a waste of camera batteries
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Male 2,958
It`s only made funnier by the fact I never knew it existed until now.
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Female 1,652
They just wasted valuable film on that movie.
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Female 183
I`ve never even heard of this movie, but Johann sounds like a hottie. Now I want to see it. Should I be ashamed of myself?
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Male 181
but i read the reader reviews; one guy gave it all A+`s :P
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Male 6
Ha. that`s funny
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Male 134
paris hilton has a new movie?
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Male 354
Wow! Big surprise there. What else should they expect from a retarded whore?
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Female 738
Wow. I watched the trailer and that was enough. Actually, more than enough. I think I`m scarred for life now.
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Male 26
why do people humor her. when is someone going to tell her that she fails at life?
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Female 562
btw I didn`t even read the article...The title and description says it all.
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Male 741
So many biased people...you`re all acting as if she bitchslapped your mothers.
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Female 562
$76?!? That`s like not even ten people. hahaha
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Female 239
Could this movie be the "Manos: The Hands of Fate" of the 21st century?
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Female 731
Just by reading the title I knew it was going to phail. Oh, and I agree, Mikeado.
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Female 105
lol...perect body my asp...
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Male 548
Wow just the name sounds stupid enough..
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Male 3,301
"^ more like QWNED... pwned by a whole letter more"

*cough*

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Female 295
I hope this is a major reality check for Paris...maybe now she`ll stop plaguing the box office. Also, somebody please kill the person who made the title for this movie, I think a lot of people would thank you.
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Male 121
Honestly, I had no idea this movie even existed in the first place. Am I the only one?

I don`t think it was even her family that got her fame. It was the stupid tape. If not for that, then she would`ve just been another nameless rich bimbo.

Think about it. I`m guessing that the Head of Sheraton has a son or daughter. Can anyone name them off the top of their heads?

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Male 203
^ more like QWNED... pwned by a whole letter more
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Male 1,053
OWNED
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Male 180
She`s such a...loser...
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Male 1,003
i`m surprised ANYONE went to see that movies. 76 bucks is about 7 people per theater (at NYC theater prices)
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Male 2,440
Ticket sales for Paris Hilton movies released in theaters, like Paris Hilton, suck. Pretty sure she`ll only be famous for her first film, though.

Stupid slut.

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Female 275
i didnt even know it was out
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Male 2,159
Aah, technology. I did these comments on my fookin` iPod!
Let`s see Paris decipher a touchscreen keyboard! And how to spell the word `decipher`!
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Male 2,159
I hate Paris bloody Hilton. That celebutard slut should`ve been sniped and her carcass beaten long ago. Every time I hear her name I get agitated and want to do all the above. And I haven`t even seen her act or heard her sing b4. In fact, I thought she was famous for a living.

And as for a Hilton movie called "The Hottie & The Nottie", did anyone really expect that film to even be cinema worthy? Barbie doesn`t exist, and Disney Channel (the only rightful place) wouldn`t want a socialite slag associated with them!!

Annnd, breathe in. Rant over.

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Female 54
Saturnia107 I agree lmfao!!
C`mon...perfect body? eww..I don`t think so, she`s so skinny...*barf*
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Male 695
who?
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Female 53
It`s kinda hard to not be "successful" when you are the heiress (ex-heiress?) to Hilton Hotels.

She would be nowhere without her family. So technically she herself isn`t successful but just a parasite leaching money from her family`s fortune. Good for her I guess, must be nice.

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Male 3,301
Having Paris on the screen would make any act of Bow Chicka Bow Bow psychologically (and physically?) impossible.

I recall all the dumb little bimbos stumbling around the school campus in my highschool days. Paris was one of those types who SOMEHOW managed to be "successful."

This is why I stopped watching television all together. The "news" does nothing but crap about Paris and whatnot. It`s like a televised tabloid magazine.

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Male 2,703
look at the bright side people. debut night probably had 3-4 showings AT LEAST, and having ~10 people per theater ($8/ticket) that means there were at least 2-3 people per showing. but how many people just went to that movie because they knew:

A) they wouldnt be watching this pathetic movie and
B) they knew it would be an empty theater, thus BOW CHICKA BOW WOW...

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Female 2,220
PAHAHAHAHAAAA

Shame

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Female 13
why does she insist on doing things that she knows won`t sell? it`s called learning from past experiences...we didn`t like your cd...we don`t like you in movies...so therefore...you shouldn`t be in another movie.
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Female 367
I believe this article made a mistake, as Paris Hilton obviously played the role of the "Nottie" and the other actress played the role of the "Hottie."
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Male 267
^Yeah i agree with everyone. The girl looks like she needs to bump into a cheeseburger or two.
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Male 547
does this surprise anyone?
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Male 1,365
Perfect body? WTF...this inbred rat faced meatless wonder needs to just go away and crawl into a fetal position and die.
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Male 646
"...who undergoes a beautification process which makes her a hottie."
Is Heidi Ferrer a freakin` idiot?!
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Female 58
Wait, so did it flop worse than Gigli?
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Female 58
"for the former heiress to flaunt what brought her fame in the first place"

Best phrase ever.

Well, besides "congratulations, you`ve won the lottery".

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Female 488
PWNED

(was i the only one?)

well, LOL

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Female 2,074
Paris = Disgusting.
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Female 202
This really makes me feel sorry for her.

She could do porn! Eh? Eh?

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Male 189
Yeah, good one Shape. That just about sums it up. She`s a "celebutard" train wreck waiting to happen.

What CAN she do well? Can`t sing, can`t dance, can`t act, can`t f**k. I mean, I guess she can technically f**k, but who can`t? Most people can or could make a better sex tape, too. Just pathetic.

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Male 645
Perfect body eh...?

Lol.

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Male 555
Her body is the perfect example of a pornstar, IMO
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Male 569
" flaunt what brought her fame in the first place, her golden locks and perfect body."

I disagree. Her body is far from perfect. She`s just a skeleton wearing a skin suite.

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Male 308
wow, the new title and explaination pretty much sums it up, leaves nothing for the reader. you could have just posted that and no bothered with a link to the article.

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Female 118
Did she write this review as well?

"Just like her singing attempt, Paris’ acting is barely any better,"

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Male 2,113
meh.......
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Male 411
I agree with Mantolwen on this one.
$76 /location though... that`s really gotta suck...
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Female 339
What did she think was going to happen?
And that article about how this movie was MORE embarrassing than her sex tape..
LOL
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Male 4,012
lololololololol $76 per location.

ticket cost is better spent watching her other video, probably.

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Female 414
amen^^

paris hilton is a stupid bimbo... why the *bleep* would anyone want to see a movie starring her?

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Female 387
Title is rubbish, plot also is rubbish. Paris Hilton makes it worse.
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Male 308
$76 per location...ouch
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Male 20,911
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