Newborn Baby Survives Fall

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

There"s more: The fall was through a moving train"s toilet pipes after the sleeping mom gave birth to it 2 months early.
There are 64 comments:
Female 27
Oh, that poor baby! And the mother must have been scared pooless.
But at least the little girl is in stable condition.
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Male 251
that disgusting u take a crap and they dump it on the tracks
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Female 831
oh. my. GOD.
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Male 85
that sucks for the kid.
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Male 92
Well I learned one thing... Don`t walk on the train tracks in India, they`re full of poo.
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Male 328
i think the mother tried to kill the baby. what about the cord? and. wouldnt she had to have flushed the toilet or something. her mother didnt look to happy it survived. its probably a hindu tradition to kill your baby if it was born on a train,
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Male 7
That is one tough kid.
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Male 555
I didn`t think trains dumped their waste anymore? At least in the US, they`ve got to keep it onboard and dump it into a approved treatment....thing....
Think about it, do train tracks usually smell like sh-it?
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Female 252
Poor thing I wish her luck in this world, if thats how she came into it you can bet her exit will be spectacular!
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Male 133
The trains must not go very fast if that child survived. She must have thought SOMETHING was going on when she went to the restroom.
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Male 822
that`s gonna be one "special" kid
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Female 1,652
O_O

AAAAH! I`m never having babies!!

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Male 2,576
Woahowah owah woah waoh.

How would this work, isn`t there an umbillical cord?

Did the placenta come out right away, or did it fall in the hole, and ripped the pla-

*shudders*

This doesn`t add up.

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Female 25
did anybody here not think that she might have not known she was giving birth? If she was having complications earlier, she might have not been sure. I mean it was two months early
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Male 437
that kids a tank
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Female 427
How did she get pregnant in the first place..Did you see her face? O.O
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Female 263
Poor baby... mean looking mum.... and lol @ some peoples stupid comments.
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Female 17
look at the mom`s face!!! she SO did that on purpose! guilty!
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Female 48
Oh gosh. LOL @ Cybercow xD
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Female 2,064
* -_-
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Female 2,064
Awesome. And cute kid. :-D

PS: Why do all these weird births occur in and around India? (I`m not looking for racial remarks.) -_-

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Female 462
I couldn`t watch it >_<
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Female 1,572
broken....
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Female 1,492
oh my gosh...i`m glad she survived. that must have been traumatic for the mother to find out her baby had dropped through the hole like that.
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Male 747
Well holy f*cking shat shizzle.
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Female 38
I really hope she did what she went to the toilet to do before she had the baby and not just after...
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Male 2,720
Mmm, Butter Chicken.
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Female 420
Am I the only one more disturbed by the fact that everyone who uses the train system is basically "riding the Hershey highway?". I mean, UUUUuuuuhg! All the train tracks in India are big brown skid marks all over their country. GROSS! I have absolutely NO desire to go to India. Ever.
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Male 908
doZer_roZZ
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
234 Posts Friday, February 29, 2008 5:43:40 AM
cybercow, not 2 months earlier, its 2 months EARLY as in premature...she wasnt sitting there for 2 months


Is your name buzz killington where you live?
Cause it should be.

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Male 9,306
It`s a wonder the baby is still alive.
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Female 831
oh. my. GOD.
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Male 1,036
On of the reasons the baby survived is probably is weight versus surface ratio. Like rats, babies are alot lighter compared to their size so this low density helps the survie.

It might be totaly bullpoo, not my field of expertise.

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Female 2,258
That`s pretty amazing. I just hope the mother really went unconscious and the baby fell rather than the mother just trying to get rid of it.

Oh, and Batmanners, contrary to what you seem to believe, women don`t poop through their vagina. We`ve got three holes down there all for very specific functions; I`d suggest looking up a diagram.

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Female 691
`sleeping` mum? not what i read.
she wasnt sleeping she was taking a piss.
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Female 663
I thought I heard a snippet on the news about a baby begin born on the train tracks. I joked around and said that they`d probably name it Thomas or Lionel, but after hearing the story in detail I kind of take that back. :(
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Male 258
i love how people think she KNEW she was having the baby so she went to the toilet. wtf? haha

sounds like she went to the bathroom, went into labor and passed out, i don`t think she meant to deliver her own baby into a toilet. i guess you never know about some people though, but if she was on the way to the doctor like kurush said, then i doubt she meant to.

batmanners, are you a fuc.king moron?

babies amaze me though, they can take so much abuse on their little bodies, it`s amazing.

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Male 196
did you see the mom? I would rather be thrown under a train.
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Female 280
cybercow, not 2 months earlier, its 2 months EARLY as in premature...she wasnt sitting there for 2 months
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Female 469
Lmao, I think cybercow wins the award for best post today.
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Male 299
i think that the windcurrents below the train would cut the umbilical cord...
but you never know about "accidents" like this.
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Male 106
2 months earlier? How did the baby survive for 2 months in the toilet?
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Male 4,004
What I am wondering is: If the dumb b1tch knew she was preggo, and felt something bigger than poop come out of her snatch... and, Instead of trying to catch it while it was hanging from the umbilical cord, she either cut the cord, or pushed the placenta sack out to get rid of it... A bit too fishy. I hope she wiped. I also hope the baby isn`t her husband`s.
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Male 136
"laMigra77:
Again, natural selection tried its hardest to keep another idiot from entering this ridiculous world... too many make it to adulthood and ruin it for the rest of us."
sounds like the pot calling the kettle black from what i`ve seen of your posts, bud.
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Male 2,076
I think Koala tops the list as the most optimistic person on IAB
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Male 4,012
Lucky, or not?

The baby may have been lucky to have survived, but she`s probably going to grow up in a broken home anyway, what with the mother delivering her in a toilet and stuff.

Ah well, everything happens for a reason. Hopefully she grows up to viciously murder Bush in his dotage or something useful.

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Female 137
I`ve actually heard of a case like this before O_O

Poor kid, what a way to come into the world

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Male 2,576
laMigra77:
What you just said gave me an idea for a new comic, and now I want to get back into writting my strip and publishing it in the College newspaper like before.

Thank you.

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Male 292
Again, natural selection tried its hardest to keep another idiot from entering this ridiculous world... too many make it to adulthood and ruin it for the rest of us. On the other hand, just think if FANCYLAD`s momma didn`t buy him a bike helmet as a child. We would never congregate here and waste away at sensless, pixelated humor. ALL PRAISE FANCYLAD`s MOMMA, wherever she may roam. Amen.
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Female 1,002
Lucky baby.
I still think there might be some problems with it`s brain in later life though.
Like KoalaMeatPie said, the baby was born early, got it`s head smashed against the floor and had little oxygen and then had to be revived.
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Male 656
eww eww eww


if that were me id be freaking scared for life when someone told me what happened..........


i dont know why tho..... its wierd

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Male 136
geesh... my kid was only 8 weeks early, but he was still on an artifical lung for a week. i can`t imagine a premie that young surviving two hours on train tracks... somebody up there must love her.
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Male 645
Lol, This is one of the funniest things I`ve ever heard/seen.
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Female 706
Premature babies can slip right outta ya... expectant mothers have to be careful.
Hopefully the baby comes out of the hospital ok.
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Male 146
Apparently this woman was having a difficult pregnancy and was taking a train to visit a doctor about it.
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Female 346
Oh well that makes sense then...but sitting on a toilet you know opens onto open track doesn`t seem to be the best place to choose to birth your child.
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Male 699
I`m about positive she passed out from the birth TuffGhost.
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Female 346
how does someone not realize they`re giving birth? Seriously..
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Male 371
I like how the fact that she was born into a place where people take dumps didn`t make Koala`s "unfortunate events" list... And honestly...does it really take that much time to get off the can once she realizes, "wait a sec..that`s not poo!" definitely NOT a sparkle baby.
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Male 2,113
wow poor kid
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Male 2,576
The abby will suffer from many things in it`s lifetime, Born two months early, falling out of a running train onto a solid surface, left there for two hours and had to be revived? Definit majour lack of oxygen and severe brain damage.

Stable or not, brain damaged child.

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Male 1,766
oh come on thats nothing i was born 3 months early from a moving plane. but serioussly good luck to her
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Female 469
Wow, amazing she survived. Hope it wasn`t intentionally dropped in the toilet and was just said to be an accident...
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Male 490
Gotta love it - when the kid grows up and everyone cracks jokes about him being dropped every time he does something stupid...
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Male 20,187
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