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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    February 29, 2008 at 12:37 am
    Link: Newborn Baby Survives Fall - There`s more: The fall was through a moving train`s toilet pipes after the sleeping mom gave birth to it 2 months early.
  2. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2008 at 12:42 am
    Gotta love it - when the kid grows up and everyone cracks jokes about him being dropped every time he does something stupid...
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    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 12:42 am
    Wow, amazing she survived. Hope it wasn`t intentionally dropped in the toilet and was just said to be an accident...
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2008 at 12:42 am
    oh come on thats nothing i was born 3 months early from a moving plane. but serioussly good luck to her
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 12:43 am
    The abby will suffer from many things in it`s lifetime, Born two months early, falling out of a running train onto a solid surface, left there for two hours and had to be revived? Definit majour lack of oxygen and severe brain damage.

    Stable or not, brain damaged child.

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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    February 29, 2008 at 12:44 am
    wow poor kid
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    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2008 at 12:48 am
    I like how the fact that she was born into a place where people take dumps didn`t make Koala`s "unfortunate events" list... And honestly...does it really take that much time to get off the can once she realizes, "wait a sec..that`s not poo!" definitely NOT a sparkle baby.
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    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 12:50 am
    how does someone not realize they`re giving birth? Seriously..
  9. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
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    February 29, 2008 at 12:51 am
    I`m about positive she passed out from the birth TuffGhost.
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    Challenger23 Female 18-29
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    February 29, 2008 at 12:53 am
    Oh well that makes sense then...but sitting on a toilet you know opens onto open track doesn`t seem to be the best place to choose to birth your child.
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 12:57 am
    Premature babies can slip right outta ya... expectant mothers have to be careful.
    Hopefully the baby comes out of the hospital ok.
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    kurush Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2008 at 12:57 am
    Apparently this woman was having a difficult pregnancy and was taking a train to visit a doctor about it.
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    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 1:05 am
    Lol, This is one of the funniest things I`ve ever heard/seen.
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    D_Fishbait Male 18-29
    136 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 1:07 am
    geesh... my kid was only 8 weeks early, but he was still on an artifical lung for a week. i can`t imagine a premie that young surviving two hours on train tracks... somebody up there must love her.
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    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 1:15 am
    eww eww eww


    if that were me id be freaking scared for life when someone told me what happened..........


    i dont know why tho..... its wierd

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    eleutherarch Female 13-17
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    February 29, 2008 at 1:36 am
    Lucky baby.
    I still think there might be some problems with it`s brain in later life though.
    Like KoalaMeatPie said, the baby was born early, got it`s head smashed against the floor and had little oxygen and then had to be revived.
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    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 1:40 am
    Again, natural selection tried its hardest to keep another idiot from entering this ridiculous world... too many make it to adulthood and ruin it for the rest of us. On the other hand, just think if FANCYLAD`s momma didn`t buy him a bike helmet as a child. We would never congregate here and waste away at sensless, pixelated humor. ALL PRAISE FANCYLAD`s MOMMA, wherever she may roam. Amen.
  18. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 2:04 am
    laMigra77:
    What you just said gave me an idea for a new comic, and now I want to get back into writting my strip and publishing it in the College newspaper like before.

    Thank you.

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    muckseen Female 18-29
    137 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 2:12 am
    I`ve actually heard of a case like this before O_O

    Poor kid, what a way to come into the world

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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 2:19 am
    Lucky, or not?

    The baby may have been lucky to have survived, but she`s probably going to grow up in a broken home anyway, what with the mother delivering her in a toilet and stuff.

    Ah well, everything happens for a reason. Hopefully she grows up to viciously murder Bush in his dotage or something useful.

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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2008 at 2:34 am
    I think Koala tops the list as the most optimistic person on IAB
  22. Profile photo of D_Fishbait
    D_Fishbait Male 18-29
    136 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 2:56 am
    "laMigra77:
    Again, natural selection tried its hardest to keep another idiot from entering this ridiculous world... too many make it to adulthood and ruin it for the rest of us."
    sounds like the pot calling the kettle black from what i`ve seen of your posts, bud.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2008 at 4:26 am
    What I am wondering is: If the dumb b1tch knew she was preggo, and felt something bigger than poop come out of her snatch... and, Instead of trying to catch it while it was hanging from the umbilical cord, she either cut the cord, or pushed the placenta sack out to get rid of it... A bit too fishy. I hope she wiped. I also hope the baby isn`t her husband`s.
  24. Profile photo of cybercow
    cybercow Male 30-39
    106 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 5:09 am
    2 months earlier? How did the baby survive for 2 months in the toilet?
  25. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 5:10 am
    i think that the windcurrents below the train would cut the umbilical cord...
    but you never know about "accidents" like this.
  26. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 5:12 am
    Lmao, I think cybercow wins the award for best post today.
  27. Profile photo of doZer_roZZ
    doZer_roZZ Female 18-29
    280 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 5:43 am
    cybercow, not 2 months earlier, its 2 months EARLY as in premature...she wasnt sitting there for 2 months
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    globpharm Male 18-29
    197 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 6:58 am
    did you see the mom? I would rather be thrown under a train.
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    trentoneli Male 18-29
    259 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 7:03 am
    i love how people think she KNEW she was having the baby so she went to the toilet. wtf? haha

    sounds like she went to the bathroom, went into labor and passed out, i don`t think she meant to deliver her own baby into a toilet. i guess you never know about some people though, but if she was on the way to the doctor like kurush said, then i doubt she meant to.

    batmanners, are you a fuc.king moron?

    babies amaze me though, they can take so much abuse on their little bodies, it`s amazing.

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    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 8:23 am
    I thought I heard a snippet on the news about a baby begin born on the train tracks. I joked around and said that they`d probably name it Thomas or Lionel, but after hearing the story in detail I kind of take that back. :(
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    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 8:24 am
    `sleeping` mum? not what i read.
    she wasnt sleeping she was taking a piss.
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    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 8:45 am
    That`s pretty amazing. I just hope the mother really went unconscious and the baby fell rather than the mother just trying to get rid of it.

    Oh, and Batmanners, contrary to what you seem to believe, women don`t poop through their vagina. We`ve got three holes down there all for very specific functions; I`d suggest looking up a diagram.

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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 9:07 am
    On of the reasons the baby survived is probably is weight versus surface ratio. Like rats, babies are alot lighter compared to their size so this low density helps the survie.

    It might be totaly bullpoo, not my field of expertise.

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    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 9:42 am
    oh. my. GOD.
  35. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 10:21 am
    It`s a wonder the baby is still alive.
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    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 10:53 am
    doZer_roZZ
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    234 Posts Friday, February 29, 2008 5:43:40 AM
    cybercow, not 2 months earlier, its 2 months EARLY as in premature...she wasnt sitting there for 2 months


    Is your name buzz killington where you live?
    Cause it should be.

  37. Profile photo of cnlbell
    cnlbell Female 18-29
    420 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 10:54 am
    Am I the only one more disturbed by the fact that everyone who uses the train system is basically "riding the Hershey highway?". I mean, UUUUuuuuhg! All the train tracks in India are big brown skid marks all over their country. GROSS! I have absolutely NO desire to go to India. Ever.
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 11:02 am
    Mmm, Butter Chicken.
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    manningsdead Female 18-29
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    February 29, 2008 at 11:14 am
    I really hope she did what she went to the toilet to do before she had the baby and not just after...
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    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
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    February 29, 2008 at 11:31 am
    Well holy f*cking shat shizzle.
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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
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    February 29, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    oh my gosh...i`m glad she survived. that must have been traumatic for the mother to find out her baby had dropped through the hole like that.
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    broken....
  43. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    I couldn`t watch it >_<
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    Awesome. And cute kid. :-D

    PS: Why do all these weird births occur in and around India? (I`m not looking for racial remarks.) -_-

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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    February 29, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    * -_-
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    kthxbaiyah Female 13-17
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    February 29, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Oh gosh. LOL @ Cybercow xD
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    hotti Female 70 & Over
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    February 29, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    look at the mom`s face!!! she SO did that on purpose! guilty!
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    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    Poor baby... mean looking mum.... and lol @ some peoples stupid comments.
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    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
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    February 29, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    How did she get pregnant in the first place..Did you see her face? O.O
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    zoinks Male 13-17
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    February 29, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    that kids a tank
  51. Profile photo of ewitsmana
    ewitsmana Female 13-17
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    February 29, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    did anybody here not think that she might have not known she was giving birth? If she was having complications earlier, she might have not been sure. I mean it was two months early
  52. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    Woahowah owah woah waoh.

    How would this work, isn`t there an umbillical cord?

    Did the placenta come out right away, or did it fall in the hole, and ripped the pla-

    *shudders*

    This doesn`t add up.

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    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    February 29, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    O_O

    AAAAH! I`m never having babies!!

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    wowibrandon Male 13-17
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    February 29, 2008 at 11:14 pm
    that`s gonna be one "special" kid
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    snow113 Male 18-29
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    March 1, 2008 at 12:12 am
    The trains must not go very fast if that child survived. She must have thought SOMETHING was going on when she went to the restroom.
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    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 1:07 am
    Poor thing I wish her luck in this world, if thats how she came into it you can bet her exit will be spectacular!
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    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 6:48 am
    I didn`t think trains dumped their waste anymore? At least in the US, they`ve got to keep it onboard and dump it into a approved treatment....thing....
    Think about it, do train tracks usually smell like sh-it?
  58. Profile photo of rocketbug
    rocketbug Male 13-17
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    March 1, 2008 at 8:02 am
    That is one tough kid.
  59. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 9:43 am
    i think the mother tried to kill the baby. what about the cord? and. wouldnt she had to have flushed the toilet or something. her mother didnt look to happy it survived. its probably a hindu tradition to kill your baby if it was born on a train,
  60. Profile photo of xBLiTZKRiEGx
    xBLiTZKRiEGx Male 13-17
    92 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 11:37 am
    Well I learned one thing... Don`t walk on the train tracks in India, they`re full of poo.
  61. Profile photo of paperbaka
    paperbaka Male 13-17
    85 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    that sucks for the kid.
  62. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    oh. my. GOD.
  63. Profile photo of solidsteel
    solidsteel Male 13-17
    251 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    that disgusting u take a crap and they dump it on the tracks
  64. Profile photo of Ineffable
    Ineffable Female 13-17
    27 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm
    Oh, that poor baby! And the mother must have been scared pooless.
    But at least the little girl is in stable condition.

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