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Date: 02/22/08 01:00 AM

52 Responses to Naked Guy Almost Wins Horse Race

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    Link: Naked Guy Almost Wins Horse Race - A streaker makes his way onto the turf at a horse racing meet at the last minute. He was so close to a photo finish.
  2. Profile photo of GlitchGamer
    GlitchGamer Male 13-17
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    February 21, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    XD `dead set lunatic`
  3. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    haha I like the last line. completely ignores the guy then "and a dead set lunatic on the track!"
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    There`s nothing like drag`n your dick in the dirt at the finish line.
  5. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    That last line was so nonchalant. XD Awesome.
  6. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    love the quote at the end,lmfao,best post of the day
  7. Profile photo of mr-batman
    mr-batman Female 18-29
    32 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    Damn Safari.
    Can`t see it.
    Oh well, I can imagine haha.
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    thanatos16 Male 18-29
    291 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    *run run run FACEPLANT*
  9. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    February 21, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    ^LOL
  10. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    February 21, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    hehe, that was priceless! ^_^
  11. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    ROFL. I like the way he dived for the finish line like he really had a chance.
  12. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    he looked disappointed he lost. still beat 2 horses tho
  13. Profile photo of SunSparkles
    SunSparkles Female 18-29
    87 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    They had this guy on "play of the day" on sports tonite and I almost peed my pants. Almost as good as the cricket streaker that tried to jump the wickets and hit his nuts on the bails hahahahaha!
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    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    and a dead somthing lunatic on the track...

    thats what i got

  15. Profile photo of HorsesRule
    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    okey... i got it

    and a dead set lunatic on the track...

    favrite this*

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    hahahahhahahha lol
  17. Profile photo of sammygee
    sammygee Female 18-29
    6 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    Haha this was a guy who was celebrating his bucks night with 26 of his mates... you can just hear them cheering him on! Nice!
  18. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    i heard gonads in there somewhere
  19. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    But it`s most likely due to my obsession with nuts
  20. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    That man is now my hero.

    And I couldn`t help but notice that it took me a whole fifteen seconds before I realized the announcer was in fact speaking English. Is that bad?

  21. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    By the way, nice rack sammygee! :D

    (Those ARE yours, right?)

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    sammygee Female 18-29
    6 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    Haha Loofahboy... they are now!
  23. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    ^thanks. now i have to go change my pants....and these stains are IMPOSSIBLE to get out...
  24. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
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    February 21, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    that dude totally bit the dirt
  25. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    lmao
    funny!

  26. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    that was english all right...
  27. Profile photo of babidee
    babidee Female 18-29
    192 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    hahaaha thats great!
  28. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    Yep, an Australian accent I think. He could have put in more effort, he only had to run a tiny bit and he still came 5th.
  29. Profile photo of mogaly
    mogaly Male 18-29
    107 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    is it just me or did he seem disappointed that he didnt win?...maybe next time...maybe next time
  30. Profile photo of ElRusso
    ElRusso Male 18-29
    25 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    The Aussie commentator clearly got it wrong. `Dead set lunatic` finished two places higher.
  31. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    "and a dead set lunatic on the track"
  32. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    Oh I thought he said, "I did see a lunatic on the track."

    Hilarious though. XDD

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    SuperStingra Male 13-17
    72 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    lol, a "dippoo lunatic on the track".
  34. Profile photo of Fool_Be_Gone
    Fool_Be_Gone Male 13-17
    153 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    ....That was awesome :)

    So awesome :)

  35. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    342 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    Loved it! Funny commentator.
  36. Profile photo of ladynerd
    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    Old
  37. Profile photo of subzeroblue2
    subzeroblue2 Female 18-29
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    February 21, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    EPIC FAIL
  38. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    God bless australia
  39. Profile photo of PandaLoMein
    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    "Dead set lunatic on the track!"

    Awesome. Although I wonder what makes something "dead set."

  40. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 22, 2008 at 12:00 am
    that had to suck!
  41. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2008 at 12:08 am
    GO THE AUSSIE STRIPPER!
  42. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    February 22, 2008 at 2:33 am
    cool
  43. Profile photo of Funkster
    Funkster Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2008 at 4:24 am
    LOOOOOOL..... liked it!.... :D dead set lunatic!... class!
  44. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    February 22, 2008 at 4:32 am
    I was going to say, "God bless those wacky Brits," but was the clip Australian?? I can`t tell, but the commentary was wonderful. The race itself was also so exciting, when Born To See pulled ahead. I also thought that "dead set lunatic" had a pretty wicked stride going on there - I almost started rooting for HIM. Nice post!
  45. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    February 22, 2008 at 5:45 am
    Who ever HEARD of streaking incidents at an equestrian event?
  46. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    February 22, 2008 at 7:18 am
    Haha, I love the line at the end. Lunatic.
  47. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    February 22, 2008 at 8:38 am
    I like it how he calmly mentions the `dead set lunatic on the track`.
  48. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    February 22, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    lulz
  49. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    February 22, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    haha that was funny but seems like it hurt
  50. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    February 22, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    thats gotta hurt haha
  51. Profile photo of teatimecream
    teatimecream Female 60-69
    340 posts
    February 23, 2008 at 1:02 am
    Grass and mud burns on his winky...YOWCH!!!
  52. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    agreed, two thumbs up to the announcer.

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