The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 120    Average: 4.1/5]
83 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 34615
Rating: 4.1
Category: Weird
Date: 02/09/08 12:00 AM

83 Responses to Massive Shark

  1. Profile photo of Nevermore7
    Nevermore7 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    February 8, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    Link: Massive Shark - This 17-foot-long shark is a gigantic creature. It`s both scary and amazing at the same time.
  2. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:03 am
    Wow.....
    *Wonders in amazement*
    Now....How long till someone claims it`s a real jaws and will kill and it ends up as shark stew.
  3. Profile photo of luketoyou
    luketoyou Male 13-17
    101 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:03 am
    For a second there, I thouth the red lights were its eyes.
  4. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:04 am
    "For a second there, I thouth the red lights were its eyes."
    Terminator jaws?
  5. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:05 am
    Cool lasers.
  6. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:05 am
    luketoyou lol me too
  7. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:08 am
    Enlightening description... this 17-foot-long shark is a big shark!
  8. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:08 am
    Shark cool.
    Aussie`s reaction, priceless
  9. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:12 am
    Its as big as my Cod ...
  10. Profile photo of Etlie
    Etlie Male 13-17
    48 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:20 am
    Ill be the first.

    Photoshopped

  11. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:25 am
    I think what he was trying to say is:

  12. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:29 am
    OH MY GOD.
    It`s a shark.
  13. Profile photo of KING_DANZ
    KING_DANZ Male 18-29
    124 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:38 am
    EPIC
  14. Profile photo of doodleduck
    doodleduck Male 18-29
    175 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:44 am
    kill it. then eat it.
  15. Profile photo of biffyclyro27
    biffyclyro27 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:46 am
    i swam with a 12 foot long whale shark once, that was pretty cool. But that think is HUGE!
  16. Profile photo of StphnHrrll
    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:51 am


    I think I peed myself a little bit

  17. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:52 am
    wow that thing is scary.
  18. Profile photo of witchawitcha
    witchawitcha Female 13-17
    347 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 1:12 am
    holy hell
  19. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 1:39 am
    I would`ve inserted the photos directly, but I was told they`re too big. :-(
  20. Profile photo of EvilPabasa
    EvilPabasa Male 18-29
    11 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 1:40 am
    I bet that sh*t is really slow.
  21. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 1:44 am
    what? no, i accidentally dropped the camera into the toilet.... i should really get that `flush` button fixed..
  22. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 3:55 am
    It looks waaay bigger than 17ft.
  23. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 5:29 am
    Haha, hey close your eyes and picture them talking about a penis =]
  24. Profile photo of Toonoisy
    Toonoisy Female 18-29
    102 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 5:31 am
    That is one huge shark!
    This video makes me regret I didn`t study for shark scientist :-(
  25. Profile photo of sponged
    sponged Male 18-29
    553 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 5:42 am
    not something you want to say to that shark "look how thick it is" :p
  26. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 5:56 am
    Isn`t that a whale shark? So aren`t they generally really big?

    It looked like a giant fish.

  27. Profile photo of tchaiky
    tchaiky Female 18-29
    227 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 6:16 am
    17 feet = 5.2 metres (approx.)
    whoa.....
  28. Profile photo of RAWRRRrr
    RAWRRRrr Male 13-17
    157 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 6:52 am
    OMG
    i need a new diaper.
    NAO!!
  29. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 7:38 am
    ok who else thinks the audio is a bit like a porno
  30. Profile photo of AceRedneck
    AceRedneck Male 13-17
    56 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 7:52 am
    i was going to say this wasnt photo shopped, thats a whale shark. n yes i gigled when he said look how think it is.:->
  31. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 7:55 am
    ^^ Discomonkey, my contact lenses are a bit blurry and I couldn`t see well, so that`s quite a good description of what I heard...

  32. Profile photo of DANGERYAN
    DANGERYAN Male 18-29
    21 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 8:05 am
    Cloverfields cousin.
  33. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 8:46 am
    yes sponged. i think that guy hurt the shark`s feelings when he called him fat... a shark would be very concerned about its weights...
  34. Profile photo of lorielle
    lorielle Female 18-29
    17 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 9:04 am
    :[
  35. Profile photo of Vogt
    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 9:10 am
    That was amazing.

    <3 Sharks :)

  36. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 9:50 am
    not a whale shark
  37. Profile photo of SamusRules
    SamusRules Male 18-29
    13 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 10:02 am
    That`s freakin` awesome.
  38. Profile photo of audrey10011
    audrey10011 Female 18-29
    60 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 10:05 am
    he`d make for one sweet pet
  39. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 10:20 am
    The commentary was annoying, but that shark was freaky. They scare me anyway, but that one was bigger than any I`ve ever seen...I mean, besides the whale sharks that aren`t scary anyway.
  40. Profile photo of eyrow
    eyrow Female 18-29
    11 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 10:34 am
    0_0 woah....that thing was awesome. Now someone, get me a harpoon! I`m having fish stew tonight!
  41. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 10:35 am
    it`s akappy`s sex tape
  42. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 11:03 am
    Add "Thats what she said" to the end of every sentence
  43. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 11:06 am
    not nearly as big as whale sharks though....

    heck the great white has been known to get up to 20ft and bigger so in truth thats not all that impressive.

    besides that looked like a megamouth. aka filter feeder

    get one of a megalodan with you free swimming then i will be impressed

  44. Profile photo of lokilocke
    lokilocke Male 13-17
    3 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 11:35 am
    I would have loved to see something to judge its scale by.
  45. Profile photo of collardgreen
    collardgreen Male 18-29
    38 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 11:48 am
    thats a HUGE bitch
  46. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 11:57 am
    Not as great as the shark for Strange Wilderness.
  47. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    you think THAT`s big?


    hell, yeah.

  48. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    <3
  49. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    Jess, are you the underage hostess from Waiting...?
  50. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    sponged, only if its a little sensitive shark u cant.
  51. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    freakin awesome!
  52. Profile photo of Mocityspirit
    Mocityspirit Male 13-17
    18 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    I think it`s a massive thresher shark.
  53. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    whale sharks can be a lot larger than that.
  54. Profile photo of glovey
    glovey Male 18-29
    25 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    thats not a whale shark or a megamouth, what you got here is a 6-gill shark.
  55. Profile photo of bika
    bika Male 18-29
    18 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    He mixes the metric system and his fot to guess the size of the shark? :P Give up the feet, thats just discusting, and inches, how do you cut that up or how many feet in one mile?... Much easyer with the metric system
  56. Profile photo of klicken
    klicken Male 18-29
    24 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    Please don`t turn this into another EU vs America thread.
  57. Profile photo of Korijenta
    Korijenta Female 18-29
    170 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    At least they didn`t kill it.
  58. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    Look at the teeth oh hoo hoh hoh uhhhhh hoh hoh
  59. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    Thats a huge bluntnose sixgill shark
    (Hexanchus griseus!

    I would not mess with it but, it is a pretty passive when it comes to pray larger then salmon.

  60. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    yea 6 gills and from what i know a megamouth has 6 gills.
  61. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    It`s definitely not a whale shark.

    I`m not 100% sure it has a name, but bear in mind this is a prehistoric deep sea shark before trying to identify it.

    "Pretty passive when it comes to pry larger than salmon".

    It`s actually a scavenger iirc. Feeds off corpses of large sea creatures that drop to the sea bed.

    This is all assuming it`s the same documentary as the one I was watching a few weeks back, and I`m fairly sure it is, but I could be wrong.

  62. Profile photo of avidfilipino
    avidfilipino Male 13-17
    300 posts
    February 10, 2008 at 12:18 am
    I smell another Jaws movie. . .
  63. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    February 10, 2008 at 9:22 am
    WOW, that is one obese shark, lol, thanks R_U, that made me laugh
  64. Profile photo of Axium
    Axium Male 18-29
    296 posts
    February 10, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    did anyone else think of certain...things when he was describing it towards the end of the video?
  65. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    February 10, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    Whale sharks are bigger than that and they look much different than this one.
    Sharks are amazing and scary as hell but they leave me in awe everytime. And MEG looks great, been hearing about it for a looong time.
  66. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 10, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    *Screams*

    Oh god...something brushed against my leg when I was watching that...I freaked out...

  67. Profile photo of sunshiiiine
    sunshiiiine Female 18-29
    108 posts
    February 10, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    yeah it looked ALOT bigger than 17 ft....
  68. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 9:37 am
    i can take that shark on...easy
  69. Profile photo of sabreduelist
    sabreduelist Male 13-17
    174 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 10:21 am
    Good to know that big fish haven`t *all* been fished out.
  70. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    *long whistle* HUGE! o_o
  71. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    Damn, its ginormus!
  72. Profile photo of strawberryx
    strawberryx Female 18-29
    14 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 6:56 am
    oh my godddd !! is that actually real? awww i got shivers watching it :( reallyyy scary !
  73. Profile photo of Dragonfirexz
    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    That`s a Thresher Shark.

    They can get up to 20 feet long.

  74. Profile photo of Dragonfirexz
    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    They are actually not dangerous to humans unless provoked.
  75. Profile photo of Dragonfirexz
    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm

  76. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 4:36 am
    Jaws!
  77. Profile photo of Mandikins
    Mandikins Female 13-17
    147 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 7:47 am
    That doesn`t look like a whale shark... That`s why they were "woah"-ing. Whale sharks are spotted :]

    This bitch was like... Woah. Just... Just woah.

  78. Profile photo of theburford
    theburford Male 13-17
    117 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    I think uhh.... now would be a `that`s what she said` kinda time...
  79. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    SIX-GILL SHARK

    NOT A THRESHER OR WHALE SHARK

    SIX GILLS AND THE DORSAL FIN IS WAY NEAR IT`S TAIL.

  80. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    dude that thing is freaking huge
  81. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    February 22, 2008 at 8:39 am
    woah! damn!
  82. Profile photo of Se1
    Se1 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    February 23, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    Thats what she said ...
  83. Profile photo of Afterthought
    Afterthought Female 18-29
    245 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    Yeah that`s pretty crazy...

Leave a Reply