Massive Dog Vs. Tiny Kitten

Submitted by: dudehlp 9 years ago in Funny
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There"s a lesson somewhere in this clip.
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There are 100 comments:
Female 27
Tough little kittah. That cat was standing its ground. Clearly the message is to not back down from anything even what seems the impossible.

To the people fighting about who is better its a matter of opinion. :P people who don`t like taking walks or going outside a lot or taking care or animals will like a cat. Someone who likes running around and play fighting will like a dog.

Dogs aren`t stupid, cats aren`t stupid, tis just personality. Cats like to feel important, act like you don`t care they will be all over you... Cats tend to be anti-social until they want to be loved. Dogs are pretty opened depending on breed. I got five cats, one is just like a dog... Guess I got luck ^.^

As for the owner, stupid stupid stupid stupid STUPID! your lucky the kitty didn`t get hurt. You got lucky that you got a fighter and not a runner or that your dog wasn`t overly playful and trampled the poor kitty. Moron I hope both your pets are still alive.

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Female 95
yes it is portuguese. and she is brazilian. :)
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Male 8
Aww.. poor cat.. It was scared!
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Female 8
*No. Animals such as Dogs don`t understand, acknowledge or behave in a selfish manner.*

-Yeah, `cause you would know wouldn`t ya GeN Ex? lol

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Female 156
I was thinking the dog would bite off the kitten`s head... oh, well, at least I won`t have to puke anything now.
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Female 104
The pulsing sphincter was hypnotic.
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Male 329
good. i wasnt the only one that noticed the anus popping out when the dog barkeed lol.
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Female 36
I want that kitteh! DX I can haz kittah now? XD
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Male 2,781
I HAD A HUGE MANX CAT THAT ATTACKED ONE OF MY FRIENDS GERMAN SHEPERD, SHE WAS PROTECTING HER KITTENS.
GODDAMN THAT WAS THE CRAZIEST SH`T I`VE EVER SEEN!!! THE DOG JUST GOT THE F`CK OUT OF THERE WITH HER CLAWING AND GNAWING ON IT`S NECK!!
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Female 1,572
great kitty :)
and misery I saw it too
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Male 15
That dog could have shat out that cat.
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Male 1,014
That was a boring waste of my time.
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Male 19
the only reason the dog went away is because it was called back, i hate cats and more so cat people.
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Female 1,158
Oh okay. Good. I read through all the comments, and I wasn`t the only one who noticed the bulging anus.

I really thought I would be the only one. Phew.

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Female 1,158
I was too busy watching the dog`s butthole pulsate as it barked to pay attention to the video.
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Female 18
I was expecting to see that kitten attack the giant doggie. Oh well I could only hope, the only thing this video made me want to do is get a little kitten and teach to fight!!! Roar!
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Female 34
awwwwwww kittttttiiieeeee
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Male 553
and i was so hoping that the cat would have mauled the do that would have been good to see }-)
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Female 1,652
Fear me! Meow!
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Female 1,944
Its anus was popping out with every bark...hahaha!!
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Female 143
The kitty can barely stand! HELP!
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Male 1,275
Stupid. Iwaited for a minute and a half for that kitten to charge. What a let down.
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Male 308
eat it, eat it, EAT IT!!!
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Male 135
Dog-eese Translation: PLAY WITH ME, DAMMIT!
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Male 3,310
The message here is clear. Terrorizing semi-domesticated kittens with large mostly-domesticated animals is fun and profitable. Or, we should stop paying Disney to make animals talk. These animals are trying to act in their domesticated environments and at the same time be animals. Thus their retardation. We put it on them. Now, if someone could just put a soccer suit on one of them.
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Female 360
ooh.. and I was going to say.. this Cats VS Dogs thing has the potential to invoke the same controversy as christians VS athiests.. It`d be a cuter, cuddlier battle :P
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Female 360
I have a golden retriever who tends to get jumpy around smaller creatures (kittens, birds, whatever) that get too close to her.. Sometimes she`ll growl, or nip slightly..but she doesn`t maul.. I think it`s just the strangeness of seeing something that small, and not totally understanding it.. We had a litter of kittens a while back, and in her excitement the golden retriever picked one up by the head and was about to go outside with it, before my mom yelled at her..causing her to fling it four feet away.. The kitten was fine.. but we kept a better eye on them after that.. I don`t think some dogs know any better.. I myself am a cat person who likes dogs ..
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Female 1,407
*melts into a puddle of awwww*
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Female 700
love your enemies, it will drive then crazy!!!
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Male 391
i declare teh cat teh winner..
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Female 370
I love the kitty!
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Male 285
I was waiting for the kitten to maul the dog for barking in its face. And it didn`t happen... I am disappointed.
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Male 48
^ Glad you were looking at that. >.>

Anyways I be the dog takes poos bigger then the cat.

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Male 394
awww reminds me of myself... only i would`ve lopped the dogs head off...
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Male 350
...when the dog barks his anus opens up
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Female 1,984
I actually held a hand up to cover my vision of the dog`s behind. O_o

*shudders* Ew...

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Female 1,984
"Why do so many people think cats are smarter than dogs? Cats are vicious animals that will continue getting into fights even after they are de-clawed."

I take it you`ve never met a Chartreux cat. These cats are *never* mean and are extremely loyal and friendly.

How do I know? Research and have had one for ten years now.

Dogs are vicious. Some dogs have even eaten/chewed up kittens and human infants.

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Female 252
I was expecting it to get the dog in the nuts or something but nothing happened :(
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Male 666
The dog needs to eat more fiber. It`s clearly constipated.
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Female 1,244
The dog wanted to play with the kitten..it didn`t want to attack it
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Male 658
You got a thing for dog anus?
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Female 13
Don`t be fool by the adorable exterior of the little demon known as KITTEN McKITTYPANTS. On the outside, he is squishy and fuzzy. On the inside, that is a different story. A horrific story that would make your brain implode if you heard but a word of that little bastard`s tale. On the other hand though, am I the only one that noticed that the dog`s bootay-hole poofed out when he barked? O_o
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Male 810
Kitten: "Back off man I`ll f ck you up"
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Male 658
Why do so many people think cats are smarter than dogs? Cats are vicious animals that will continue getting into fights even after they are de-clawed. The dog wanted to play with the cat here, and when the cat was just too dumb to understand what was going on, the dog got bored and walked away.

Oh, and dogs are capable of loving humans. Cats are capable of loving food.

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Female 738
I think the lesson is that Rottweillers are fun, good dogs until stupid humans train them to hurt people and they get a bad reputation.

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Male 10
yeah cats suck!
they are evil and they are the scum of the feline!

oh and it`s definitely portuguese

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Male 986
god...
reading the comments, all i see is "poor kitten" everywhere

cats are lame, dogs are fun, cats are annoying, dogs are playful, cats are evil, dogs are nice

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Male 315
Lesson: Kittens are no fun.
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Female 475
ooookay, so did the dog get over the wall or what?
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Female 1,070
the backside of the dog was really... really disturbing
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Male 2,720
A tribute to Black Pet History Month.
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Male 10,440
^ lol. Video was dull. The kitten was not impressed.
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Male 271
I-A-B: The only place to get a clear view of a dog`s pulsating sphincter!
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Male 31
silly doggy. big cats can be a dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

(sorry, its a classic)

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Male 666
^ I wasn`t doing play-by-play. I was doing color commentary. Most of everything I said is completely made up.
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Male 1,244
ttsec lets skip the play-by-play next time and get to the point, eh?
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Male 275
`That poor little kitten is clearly far too young to be away from its mother and is looking for anyone to be a substitute parent. Unfortunately a big, stupid, selfish dog was not a good "substitute parent" and I agree with Lauraly.`
No. Animals such as Dogs don`t understand, acknowledge or behave in a selfish manner.
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Male 747
Go kitty!!!!
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Male 1,036
That what ahppend when the dog gets domesticated aka pussy whipped.
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Female 43
It`s portuguese, dreadqueen. I figured you`d guess spanish, but french? Wow.

J.

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Male 411
Hmm...
Cat was cute, but not alot happened...
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Male 908
I couldn`t stand the fact I had an a moving non-nice individual on the screen half the time
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Male 2,586
So it was the dog`s turn to be the pussy! :-)
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Male 946
I`m glad I`m not the only one who noticed the barking-bumhole.
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Female 691
aaww little kitteh!
such a cute little mew it had.
WANT!!!
nah i already have 6 cats. lol.
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Male 483
Ok, maybe i`m the only one who noticed this but whats up with the dog`s enourmously oversized ass hole? there`s only one way i know of for a hole to loosen up like that and thats when things go in just about as much as things go out. gross....;-\ Maybe thats the lesson to be learned. "You can`t f**k something up if you`ve been f**ked in the butt"
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Male 1,361
they mighta just been talkin about something interesting that happend, the MIGHTa
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Female 9
I felt bad for the poor kitten. As others have pointed out, it looked barely old enough to be away from its mom. Then to have some giant beast (in the poor kitten`s eyes) barking furiously at it... Poor thing..
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Male 27
Kitty - 1
Dog - 0
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Male 15,510
The lesson is, some dogs are just morons
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Female 331
Heh. There`s another hidden lesson...irritating women coaxing their pets to fight in obnoxious French (or some such language) make me not want to watch their vids.

But kitty--way to go!

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Male 822
nice
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Female 1,832
^^^ LOL ,I was JUST about to say that but you got first dibs :-) :-) :-)
So, here goes -----> Awwwwwwwwwww!

*just a note... I do think that the kitten was a bit too young and tiny to be w/o any sort of protection near it. The dog was just being a dog but I did get scared a bit :-/

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Female 71
how come no one has said the magic word yet? - Let me be the first one then..

awwwwwwwwww!!!

Cute wittle kittycat.. :D

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Female 8
Oh yes, I totally agree with that, the owners are definately to blame.
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Female 32
the only thing interesting about this video is that the every time the dog barked, it`s anus nearly popped out...now that i actually type that maybe my focus was in the wrong place?
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Female 2,258
I don`t think the dog was stupid or selfish; she just wanted to play and seemed like a sweet pup. The owners however are an entirely different matter. A dog that size and being rambunctious could accidentally trample on such a small kitten, and the kitten was too young to be able to move out of her way. Plus, you want to make sure that when you introduce two animals it goes as smoothly as possible so there aren`t problems in the future. And, if it`s the first time you`ve introduced your dog to a kitten (I think it`s apparent that is the case here) you can`t be positive on how the dog will react. Even sweet dogs can surprise you by treating a smaller animal like a chew toy, so it`s best to sit with your pets during the introduction process.
There are plenty of videos out there matching full grown dogs with kittens that are much less tense, and that`s because the videos are made after the dog has become accustomed to cats and vice versa.
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Male 944
ok cats are frakin awsome...but am i the only one botherd by the dogs ass being in the way of the camera? the thing was like bulging....nasty
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Male 449
^ agreed. It doesnt even look like it can walk properly if you watch it again
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Female 8
That poor little kitten is clearly far too young to be away from its mother and is looking for anyone to be a substitute parent. Unfortunately a big, stupid, selfish dog was not a good "substitute parent" and I agree with Lauraly.
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Female 311
aww tiny kitty. at one point it looked like it was crying!
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Female 2,258
Possibly one of the worst ways to introduce a new kitten to your dog. I was worried about the kitty the whole time, it hardly looked old enough to be taken away from it`s mother.
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Male 666
^ and you have no sense of humor. C`mon, "circle strafing"? You can`t possibly think I was serious. Please don`t tell me you also believe sparkle babies really exist.
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Male 1,620
ttsec: Wow, you really over thought this one, didn`t you. it`s a video of a cat and dog--nothing more, nothing less. get over it.
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Male 22
I understand the dog. Cats are 100% pure evil. Nuff said.
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Male 2,113
too cute!!!
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Male 1,266
Dogs are stupid, it was afraid of the cat, I was expecting it to get scratched on the nose and run away whimpering, that`d been funny.
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Male 4,012

Not the exact lolcat I was looking for. Oh well.

Cat > dog. <3 cat.

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Male 666
The dog kept looking at the camera as to say "look at me!" and I think the dog at one point was yawning out of boredom, as it failed to provoke the cat to fight, which was the dog`s intention. The cat then walks casually under the dogs head, and the dog`s like "what`s wrong with this cat, why won`t it fight? To cat: What? Did you expect to cuddle with me or something?" And the dog starts circle strafing the cat. At the end, the dog got bored with an opponent who won`t fight, and leaves.

Lesson of the story? Cats are lame and boring. Dogs are playful. Therefore, Dogs > Cats.

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Male 570
so that`s why my head hurts... damn you non-existent messages!!!!!
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Male 2,576
There is no message. That was probably added to make people think, which is good in most cases.

But I`ll play along because it advantages me.

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Male 570
oh... so that was the lesson.
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Male 2,576
Stand your ground, don`t give them an inch!
Persevere!

To this I say, Aye aye! Message understood.

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Male 570
that cat`s a lover not a fighter. and wtf was the lesson??
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Female 221
"I am KITTEH!! HEER ME RAAWR!!"
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Female 244
Vicious little kitty gonna bite thats dogs ankle!
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Male 645
"You got anything to say to me you can say it to my motherf***in` face!"
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Male 242
I`m surprised that cat is still alive. HUGE SUCCESS
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Male 20,825
This kitty is hardcore. They should play this clip at motivational lectures. There`s a lesson to be learned somewhere in this video.
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Male 32
Link: Massive Dog Vs. Tiny Kitten [Rate Link] - There`s a lesson somewhere in this clip.
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