Lava Bar

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Entertainment
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Liquid chocolate? Classic Velvet Underground song? Cute animation? A happy ending? This can only be the perfect video.
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Female 21
I just asume that naive kids are gonna rip out their hearts and put chocolate on them. I like it.
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Female 169
one of the causes of making the world obese
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Female 245
The little running doggy was the best part.
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Female 20
that was so sad i almost cried. i loved it <3
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Male 563
God lava bars are disgusting. They sell them in vending machines here. They are just thick frosting. Eh.
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Female 72
Chocolate+Time=Cure for everything
except.. you know... Cancer, `n stuff
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Male 17
i think the slogan shouldn`t be " a glue for broken hearts" but more along the lines of " topping for obese low-lifes," it has more ring to it.
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Male 9,305
Chocolate, no matter how well made, will not resurrect a puppy. I find myself angry with the ad.
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Female 700
i think the dog got hit by a car.. i think i saw tire marks on it...
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Female 79
Awwwwwwwwwwwwh
I looooooove this!!
Its so cute
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Male 47
my heat is perfectly fine, can i still enjoy it?
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Female 56
Maybe he died of cancer.. like my dog :`(

He did get hit by a car.. theres tire marks on his belly.

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Male 686
aww that video made me feel all warm inside. no, wait, i`m having a heart attack from the Lava Bar. oh well, same diff
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Female 243
Above would be a nice non-snarky way of celebrating V-Day alone or with a sweetie, because it`s of course a love film but not at all sappy. Complex and beautiful instead of the usual crap LOL.
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Female 243
I didn`t much care for the animation but I love that particular VU song and a very obscure Vietnamese film which used it to excellent effect. Its title has been translated variously as "At the Height of Summer" and "The Vertical Meridian of the Sun" (latter of which I think is a mis-translation of "summer solstice"), and its imdb.com page is this: http://imdb.com/title/tt0224578/ if anyone feels like renting an interesting foreign film with a cool VU song in it!
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Male 1,036
Pale blue eyes by the velvet underground

Liquid carb packs are nothing new, theve been selling thm in bike shops since forever

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Male 1,404
Somebody pass the.....
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Male 375
elkingo wins a cookie! That was great.


elkingo wrote:

Good that it fixes broken hearts. Because of all the cholesterol and fat intake you will need to fix it often.

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Male 133
^^ Speaking of liquid chocolate...ever see Two AKappys, One Cup?
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Male 822
OH! ur cat died???

well here`s some LIQUID CHOCOLATE

wtf????

awesome vid tho

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Male 5,620
Good that it fixes broken hearts. Because of all the cholesterol and fat intake you will need to fix it often.
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Male 666
"Special" chocolate?
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Female 128
Am I the ONLY ONE who loved that video? Velvet Underground+Liquid Chocolate=love. And the puppy was cute. Even though it was dead. God I`m morbid.
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Female 370
I love those things! I won a 12 pack and they are awesome on waffles
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Male 608
story of my life. excpet for the happy ending.
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Male 266
I thought you meant "happy ending" like you know... a "happy ending"
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Male 449
thats me in 4 days
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Male 513
Never seen anything like that here. Must be a European thing, with the weird commercial and all.
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Female 360
I think the dog was hit by a car.. I mean, it was dead by the side of a road, right?? Wow, I watched this once and totally missed that the dog dying was the reason for the kids broken heart.. At first I thought it was kinda cute and pointless.. Now I`m just depressed..
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Male 337
Why do I have a feeling that eating liquid chocolate out of a tube is what lonely people will be doing on Valentine`s Day?
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Male 287
Epic failure.
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Male 1,053
Bullpoo Choclate does not cure sadness
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Female 34
Oh yeah! Cure for everything: Fake Chocolate!
Because Chocolate doesn`t judge you, it loves you just the way you are.
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Male 25
what crap. So chocolate makes you forget about your dead dog.
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Male 3,301
Yum. Warm Chocolate Milk that curdles in your esophagus on it`s way down. Gotta get me some.

And apparently its good for repairing torn Heart Muscle tissue, too. This stuff is better than that air powered car.

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Male 431
thought it would have some kinda violent twist at the end...
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Male 60
To be honest. That was weird.
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Female 56
I want the puppy back =`(

Obviously its not very good if it can`t bring Mr. Waggles back.

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Female 718
yea but it would be better if the lava bar fixed the broken dog right?
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Male 646
Very calm for an advert.
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Male 31
what song is it? i liked i :]
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Female 488
it`s pretty cute

doesnt really look like an advertisement... hm

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Female 202
I likey. I would like it more if I was stoned. Totally trippy video.
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Male 199
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ok?
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Male 189
PS. Great product. Use it on your girlfriend as body paint. Nice.
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Male 189
Yeah, it was cute, but. . .

Man,I agree with Tom Waits. I hate it when they use good songs for advertisements. They`re trying to get you to associate a product with a particular song, co-opting it. That sucks.

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Male 30
I had a dream like that once, but it didnt have a happy ending. :-(
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Male 777
Ummm....ok.
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Male 645
If by perfect you mean failure, Then yes.
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Male 308
wow, that was depressing, I dont care who you are...
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Male 411
I feel an intense need to scream.
It`s too early in the morning for that concentration of cutness!!!
I could, however, go for some chocolate right about now...
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Male 4,012
mmmmmmmmm chocolate...
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Male 2,113
ok Weird video
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Male 185
morale of the story: if you are sad, eat chocolate. want to see the 5 years later clip of that kid playing world of warcraft sipping on the lava things with a pic of the dog on his desk weighing 210+/-15 lbs. the real question is how did the dog die? did he choke on the baseball or something?
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Male 20,825
Link: Lava Bar [Rate Link] - Liquid chocolate? Classic Velvet Underground song? Cute animation? A happy ending? This can only be the perfect video.
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