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Date: 02/20/08 12:40 AM

50 Responses to Kirk Knows How To Treat The Ladies

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    February 19, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    Link: Kirk Knows How To Treat The Ladies - And this explains why ``Star Trek`` fans have trouble getting women.
  2. Profile photo of love_lover
    love_lover Female 13-17
    108 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 12:43 am
    hahaha
  3. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 12:43 am
    Psh, stole the College Humor witty quote.
  4. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 12:43 am
    Haha, didn`t expect that. I was too busy looking at what looked like him in a bra.
  5. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 12:49 am
    I follow the Solo school of thought:

    Leia: "I love you!"
    Han: "I know."

  6. Profile photo of StphnHrrll
    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 12:55 am
    That`s the way to treat a woman
  7. Profile photo of silv134
    silv134 Male 30-39
    120 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 12:56 am
    Green Hair pisses me off too
  8. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    420 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 12:59 am
    thats fantastic
  9. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 1:08 am
    Yeah I`d hit it too.
  10. Profile photo of wslonger
    wslonger Male 30-39
    102 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 1:53 am
    that there is where the term "I`d hit it" came from
  11. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 2:06 am
    I`m torn.

    I`d `hit` it, but I wouldn`t hit it.

    Good catch loofahboy and wslonger.

  12. Profile photo of thanatos16
    thanatos16 Male 18-29
    291 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 2:36 am
    with all those STDs out there, i think Kirk should get checked for Space Crabs or something
  13. Profile photo of duncstar
    duncstar Male 18-29
    237 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 3:54 am
    My God, I nearly died from laughing. I know I shouldn`t, and domestice violence is no laughing matter, but my god, that`s hilarious! The randomness makes it acceptable.
  14. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 3:57 am
    why? jest.........why?
  15. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 5:39 am
    ok...i suppose
  16. Profile photo of TunaSunrise
    TunaSunrise Male 30-39
    11 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 5:51 am
    Kirk had no choice - she was about to start talking...
  17. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 6:08 am
    "LEAVE KIRK ALOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!"

    That was funny. It made me laugh. But stop it now.

  18. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 7:28 am
    That was hilarious because of it`s randomness. I expected him to say something stupid...but this was more entertaining.
  19. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 7:42 am
    "Kirk had no choice - she was about to start talking..."

    :-D I shouldn`t have laughed. :-(

  20. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 8:04 am
    hahahahahaha
  21. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 8:12 am
    Hot damn, what a manly man!
  22. Profile photo of neilyo
    neilyo Male 18-29
    203 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 8:47 am
    wait, youre NOT supposed to punch them? why was i never told this?!?!
  23. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 8:54 am
    ^ bahahaahah!!
  24. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 9:07 am
    Was he wearing a bra?
  25. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 9:26 am
    ^^^i dont know want to know :(...
  26. Profile photo of dammilo
    dammilo Male 18-29
    25 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 9:50 am
    he`s a sort of chuck norris!!!

    nobody kisses kirk. NOBODY.

  27. Profile photo of PandaLoMein
    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 10:16 am
    You guys. This is totally out of context.

    You have to see the rest of the episode.

    Basically, Kirk needed to knock the girl out because she was his brainwashed, "master" in an episode where Kirk and the crew were being sold into slavery.

    Kirk taught her the meaning of love, then flew away on his starship.

    Love `em and leave `em.

  28. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 10:28 am
    sooo...kirk taught hr the meaning of love- then punched her? i see
  29. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 11:24 am
    Yeah... THAT`s the reason...
    a little bit on the short side, no?
  30. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 11:28 am
    lmfao! i did not expect that. she must`ve been his first.
  31. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 11:52 am
    but if you put it context it`s no longer funny.

    Or maybe not. "Love `em and leave `em." sounds like a good motto.

  32. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    lmfao
  33. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    Was NOT expecting that. Lmfao. That scores an A-plus hahaha!
    "
    Kirk had no choice - she was about to start talking..."

    LMFAO

  34. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    Great way to ruin the funny, PandaLoMein. :/
  35. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    Well, I`m glad PandaLoMein outgeeked me on this one...
  36. Profile photo of runeguy37
    runeguy37 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    Screw the rules she has green hair!!

    Anybody? Anybody? Any YGO: The Abridged series fans in here?

  37. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    ROLFCOPTERS!!!!
  38. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    "`Kirk had no choice - she was about to start talking...`
    :-DI shouldn`t have laughed. :-("

    Don`t worry. I did too. :-P

  39. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    Like this picture! XD

    Hehe

  40. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    If I discovered what I had been kissing was that ugly, I`d punch it too.
  41. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    ....wooooowwww...
  42. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    Hahaha.. good one.
  43. Profile photo of seraphimboy
    seraphimboy Male 18-29
    55 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    must i be the first to say it ..... DONKEY PUNCH
  44. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    LOL this actually made me laugh, like, "WTF M8!1!!" Haha.
  45. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    That`s nothing. A few episodes later he sucker punches a 6 year old boy.


    After they made out.

  46. Profile photo of banana_benda
    banana_benda Male 40-49
    144 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 10:00 pm
    Always knew Kirk had class
  47. Profile photo of PandaLoMein
    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 20, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    Don`t get me wrong; even in context, it`s pretty darn amusing. Just sooooo random. That`s one of the reasons I like the original Star Trek, the campy (US definition), unpredictable, WTF moments.

    Love `em and leave `em is the more sensitive counterpart to my previous motto: "Find it, fu{k it and forget it." Just kidding. Kinda.

  48. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    God, Kirk`s awesome. What does he do after making love? Smother the girl with a pillow, or burn her with his lit cigarette?
  49. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    February 24, 2008 at 10:54 am
    HAHAHAHAHA....I totally didn`t see that coming!
  50. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    didn`t see it coming either. lazorfish, he probably just sets his fazor to disintegrate and firs away once he`s done. less evidence then. ever notice how there are only two main women aboard?

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