Kirk Knows How To Treat The Ladies

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in Weird
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1802917/ls:1701

And this explains why ""Star Trek"" fans have trouble getting women.
There are 50 comments:
Male 1,023
didn`t see it coming either. lazorfish, he probably just sets his fazor to disintegrate and firs away once he`s done. less evidence then. ever notice how there are only two main women aboard?
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Male 2,521
HAHAHAHAHA....I totally didn`t see that coming!
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Male 738
God, Kirk`s awesome. What does he do after making love? Smother the girl with a pillow, or burn her with his lit cigarette?
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Male 189
Don`t get me wrong; even in context, it`s pretty darn amusing. Just sooooo random. That`s one of the reasons I like the original Star Trek, the campy (US definition), unpredictable, WTF moments.

Love `em and leave `em is the more sensitive counterpart to my previous motto: "Find it, fu{k it and forget it." Just kidding. Kinda.

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Male 144
Always knew Kirk had class
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Male 336
That`s nothing. A few episodes later he sucker punches a 6 year old boy.


After they made out.

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Male 2,344
LOL this actually made me laugh, like, "WTF M8!1!!" Haha.
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Male 55
must i be the first to say it ..... DONKEY PUNCH
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Male 646
Hahaha.. good one.
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Female 1,572
....wooooowwww...
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Male 928
If I discovered what I had been kissing was that ugly, I`d punch it too.
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Female 744
Like this picture! XD

Hehe

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Female 2,064
"`Kirk had no choice - she was about to start talking...`
:-DI shouldn`t have laughed. :-("

Don`t worry. I did too. :-P

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Male 686
ROLFCOPTERS!!!!
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Male 121
Screw the rules she has green hair!!

Anybody? Anybody? Any YGO: The Abridged series fans in here?

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Female 738
Well, I`m glad PandaLoMein outgeeked me on this one...
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Male 614
Great way to ruin the funny, PandaLoMein. :/
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Male 778
Was NOT expecting that. Lmfao. That scores an A-plus hahaha!
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Kirk had no choice - she was about to start talking..."

LMFAO

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Female 2,695
lmfao
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Male 4,012
but if you put it context it`s no longer funny.

Or maybe not. "Love `em and leave `em." sounds like a good motto.

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Male 1,003
lmfao! i did not expect that. she must`ve been his first.
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Male 411
Yeah... THAT`s the reason...
a little bit on the short side, no?
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Female 1,299
sooo...kirk taught hr the meaning of love- then punched her? i see
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Male 189
You guys. This is totally out of context.

You have to see the rest of the episode.

Basically, Kirk needed to knock the girl out because she was his brainwashed, "master" in an episode where Kirk and the crew were being sold into slavery.

Kirk taught her the meaning of love, then flew away on his starship.

Love `em and leave `em.

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Male 25
he`s a sort of chuck norris!!!

nobody kisses kirk. NOBODY.

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Male 4,393
^^^i dont know want to know :(...
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Female 1,002
Was he wearing a bra?
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Male 10,440
^ bahahaahah!!
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Male 203
wait, youre NOT supposed to punch them? why was i never told this?!?!
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Female 469
Hot damn, what a manly man!
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Male 2,958
hahahahahaha
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Male 3,014
"Kirk had no choice - she was about to start talking..."

:-D I shouldn`t have laughed. :-(

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Female 486
That was hilarious because of it`s randomness. I expected him to say something stupid...but this was more entertaining.
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Female 243
"LEAVE KIRK ALOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!"

That was funny. It made me laugh. But stop it now.

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Male 11
Kirk had no choice - she was about to start talking...
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Male 944
ok...i suppose
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Male 2,113
why? jest.........why?
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Male 237
My God, I nearly died from laughing. I know I shouldn`t, and domestice violence is no laughing matter, but my god, that`s hilarious! The randomness makes it acceptable.
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Male 291
with all those STDs out there, i think Kirk should get checked for Space Crabs or something
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Male 4,012
I`m torn.

I`d `hit` it, but I wouldn`t hit it.

Good catch loofahboy and wslonger.

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Male 102
that there is where the term "I`d hit it" came from
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Male 3,301
Yeah I`d hit it too.
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Male 420
thats fantastic
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Male 120
Green Hair pisses me off too
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Female 434
That`s the way to treat a woman
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Male 2,576
I follow the Solo school of thought:

Leia: "I love you!"
Han: "I know."

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Male 196
Haha, didn`t expect that. I was too busy looking at what looked like him in a bra.
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Male 209
Psh, stole the College Humor witty quote.
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Female 108
hahaha
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Female 1,338
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