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Date: 02/03/08 12:00 AM

137 Responses to Kid Causes Make-A-Wish Foundation to Go Bankrupt?

  1. Profile photo of Midge210
    Midge210 Female 18-29
    236 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    Link: Kid Causes Make-A-Wish Foundation to Go Bankrupt? - Can you believe the nerve of this kid? Although, you have to give him credit for finding the loophole.
  2. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:02 am
    lol
  3. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:03 am
    lmao its funny but fake, look at snopes.
  4. Profile photo of Mauger
    Mauger Male 18-29
    115 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:03 am
    i`ma go ahead and say this is fake . . . right? im tired
  5. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:04 am
    http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/makea...

  6. Profile photo of snow113
    snow113 Male 18-29
    133 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:06 am
    Of course it`s fake. Why would a newscaster hope that a child would die so that he could stop making wishes. And you can`t wish away a legal team...atleast I hope not.
  7. Profile photo of mastercif
    mastercif Male 13-17
    458 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:07 am
    lol don`t worry this is fake, the show "Today Now!" is a feature of the onion news, which is a parody of news channels, heres an example of what the onion does
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXVo-TDoL...
  8. Profile photo of neilyo
    neilyo Male 18-29
    203 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:07 am
    yeah, its fake, there is no such thing as the "today now!" show, as far as i can tell... but thats still pretty horrible. after the "president" says they will grant wishes until the day he dies, the female co-host says something along the lines of "we can only hope it will be soon"
  9. Profile photo of mischief83
    mischief83 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:08 am
    nice, i was gonna guess it was the onion-- i get their onion news network podcast-- too flippin funny!
  10. Profile photo of shadow50001
    shadow50001 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:16 am
    If that was real I would hire a freaken assasin to kill that damn kid!! Not kidding eather
  11. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:24 am
    That would be awesome if it were real. :(
  12. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:27 am
    This is hilarious... and very convincing at first.
  13. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:29 am
    I don`t think this is funny.
    I think this is VERY funny.
  14. Profile photo of Jay2645
    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:44 am
    I`m going to go get cancer right now so I can do that.
  15. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:52 am
    Aaaah, The Onion. You make my Giggle So.

    "Lets us hope he dies Soon" Teehee

  16. Profile photo of GeekazoidJ
    GeekazoidJ Female 18-29
    39 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:05 am
    Haha! "We can only hope that day comes real soon."

    What`s sad though, is there probably really are some kids out there who would do this if given the chance.

  17. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:14 am
    This is IMO the best fake news The Onion has produced. I never heard of Today Now! so I fell for the whole damn thing.

    I hung on to every single word thoughout the whole video. Then I visited the make a wish foundation website and there wasn;t anything about bankruptcy. Bells rang, searched snopes, and yay, I realized I was a fool.

    Good for the onion. A success story?

  18. Profile photo of shagthefag
    shagthefag Male 18-29
    208 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:16 am
    even though it is fake. i am just curious how many of us would have made the same choice as him if we were in his place. i mean think about it you are so young and you are going to die. would you not try to do everything that you wanted to before you leave. i know i would have done the same thing. just not on that big of a scale but i would have tried to get a few things done
  19. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:18 am
    That was pretty great, very convincing and well done too. I realized it was fake when I saw one of his wishes was 3 Trips to the Outer Space, hahaha. Nice.
  20. Profile photo of ILOVEPIE94
    ILOVEPIE94 Male 13-17
    24 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:24 am
    i would have wished for a hoe lol get what im sayin p.s im 14
  21. Profile photo of ILOVEPIE94
    ILOVEPIE94 Male 13-17
    24 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:25 am
    can i get the link to the onion site or a youtube that has all of the onions vids plz and if u could just send the link to backupgamers @ gmail.com ty
  22. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:43 am
    We got a pro-bono legal team but, of course, Chad wished them away.

    Ha ha. This was really funny.

  23. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    420 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:48 am
    i thought this real until just about the end when the lady said she hoped the kid would die. come on, its america. we hear about all sorts of crazy poo going on there. this wouldnt surprise me if it was true.
  24. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:51 am
    lol @ Pabasa, your funny :P
  25. Profile photo of Almighty_Jew
    Almighty_Jew Male 18-29
    103 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 2:15 am
    It`s obviously fake. I base my assumption on the "Face carved on Mount Rushmore (scheduled completion 2031)." There is absolutely no way a non-profit agency, let alone the president himself, authorize such a thing.
  26. Profile photo of Other
    Other Female 30-39
    30 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 2:17 am
    Darth Vader...LMFAO!
  27. Profile photo of lucid_wizard
    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
    308 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 2:25 am
    that was funny

    "We`re forced to grant every wish from now till the day he dies"

    "well, we can only hope that that`ll be soon!"

    haha!!

  28. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 2:41 am
    I was waiting for someone to do that. But that boy is such a selfish brat! Someone should just cut off his life support machine
  29. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 3:15 am
    I love The Onion, they`re really good at making everything look convincing.
  30. Profile photo of burjo7
    burjo7 Male 18-29
    175 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 3:17 am
    was slightly believable untill he said the kid wished their legal team away
  31. Profile photo of Hazman
    Hazman Male 13-17
    92 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 3:28 am
    Ergh wait for him to die and get all the money back.
    IT may be fake but still
  32. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 3:58 am
    lol, If only...
  33. Profile photo of Exodiafinder
    Exodiafinder Male 18-29
    14 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 4:00 am
    I actually thought this was real until i saw eevryone posting about the onion. Could you seriously make a wish for unlimited wishes though?
  34. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 4:25 am
    Hahahahaha
    Gotta love The Onion!
  35. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 4:58 am
    That makes me want to beat the little kids head in
  36. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 5:30 am
    No real reporter would say "Hopefully that will come soon" about a little kid`s death.
  37. Profile photo of summerfly
    summerfly Female 18-29
    157 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 5:33 am
    I saw that a week or two ago. It`s pretty funny. But there`s a bunch of stuff on that kid`s list I`m sure he isn`t fit to do anyway, so I doubt they could`ve granted him every wish :P
  38. Profile photo of Mafibofweeb9
    Mafibofweeb9 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 6:00 am
    ITS THE OLIVE DOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  39. Profile photo of Drahcir
    Drahcir Male 13-17
    144 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 6:09 am
    This must be fake but if it`s not then that kid pretty much deserves cancer.
  40. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 6:27 am
    And here I was thinking it was legit
  41. Profile photo of adam1993
    adam1993 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 6:36 am
    lol that was drating crazy i tought that was real at first buy i noticed the mount rushmore thing then i knew lol that boy i is smart tho ill do that if i get lukema :DDD
  42. Profile photo of ciaran036
    ciaran036 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 6:39 am
    Make a wish are stupid bastards! This has to be a joke! I don`t believe this lol it has to be fake! If it is that little kid is a little b*astard lol
    That money could have been used to feed thousands of people in poorer countries or used to fund the lives of hundreds of orphans in countries all around the world.
  43. Profile photo of ciaran036
    ciaran036 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 6:40 am
    hahaha I just realised it`s fake.
  44. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 6:46 am
    lol how can people even question this being fake? god theres some retards.
  45. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 6:51 am
    I recognized the people from onion news, but i still didn`t like the kid....
  46. Profile photo of nat000
    nat000 Female 13-17
    59 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:02 am
    It would be so awesome if I still thought that was real. Stupid Snopes.
    Hahahaha. He wished their legal team away. That made me giggle a bit.
  47. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:14 am
    Fooled me too.

    I was irate.

  48. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:16 am
    So why not get another sick kid to wish he had no more wishes?
  49. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:24 am
    Let`s hope he better dies soon... HAHAHA. That was awsome.

    Also I know you know this was fake, but did you know this was shopt ? Yhea I`m smart.

  50. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:28 am
    Lol, oh internets.

    But if I could ask Make-A-Wish for anything it would be to build a successful Cold Fusion reactor. Yeah...

  51. Profile photo of Crz4mets2
    Crz4mets2 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:30 am
    Haha, Face on Mount Rushmore (To be completed by 2031)
  52. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:36 am
    xDD

    "...until... the day he dies!"

    "Which we can only hope is soon."

    Fake or not that was funny

  53. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:38 am
    I know that if I were dying from Leukemia, I would totally wish for Darth Vader to play cards with me untill Jack Sparrow interrupts our game and they have a sword/lightsaber fight. Of course the giant inflatable dinosaur would attempt to save Vader, but is sadly popped.
  54. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:40 am
    I saw that and said to myself, "This has GOT to be from The Onion." Guess I was right.

    Whatever the equivalent for a comedy newspaper/website/etc.-whatever-whatall-The-Onion-people-do-and-call-it, I believe The Onion did the equivalent of jumping the shark a long time ago. The last thing they did that was impressive was that "your mama" book several years ago .... called "Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man." Nothing compelling ever since. On the (sorta) bright side, Mad Magazine recently did a pretty good spoof of The Onion`s tired excuse for spoofs/humor.

  55. Profile photo of mago
    mago Male 18-29
    41 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:40 am
    Hilarious! If it weren`t satire, I`d say that foundation would be smarter than that and would disallow the unlimited wish clause.
  56. Profile photo of Trexa
    Trexa Female 18-29
    283 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:41 am
    That was really funny, I love the Onion, but I didn`t realise it was fake until about halfway in... The legal team part was great.
  57. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:19 am
    I thought it was real, I was starting to hate the brat.
  58. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:40 am
    Hahah! If if i was the prez of make-A-wish i would shomp on the kids oxagine tube! then all would be well!
  59. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:46 am
    LOL the kid is Stewie
  60. Profile photo of mattbru77
    mattbru77 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:48 am
    yah the mount-rushmore was a giveaway
  61. Profile photo of IronicUserID
    IronicUserID Male 18-29
    52 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:49 am
    This is like a month old.

    Goddamn it, I hate IAB nowadays. Does anyone else miss the way it used to be?

  62. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:59 am
    this isnt even a funny fake, this is just terrible
  63. Profile photo of Crystal949
    Crystal949 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:02 am
    I found out about this vid on snopes a week or two ago but I hadn`t actually seen the video. That would be horrible if it actually happened. Don`t take anything under the "funny" link seriously
  64. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:03 am
    amishman -
  65. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:05 am
    I was convinced this was real, at first. And I was getting a bit pissed off... but now its just hilarious.
  66. Profile photo of arddunaid
    arddunaid Female 18-29
    97 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:24 am
    The Onion kicks ass.
  67. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:32 am
    Every once in a while the Onion comes through, this was one of those times.
  68. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:42 am
    lol that was funny
  69. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:46 am
    not funny.

    actually it probly is, but my dad died of cancer less then a month ago so im not ready to laugh at cancer jokes yet

  70. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:46 am
    It took me a moment to believe my own reaction of "this isn`t real."

    I really don`t think it`s that funny, though.

  71. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 10:10 am
    Ah, I want that wish, minus the part that I`d have to be dying =C
  72. Profile photo of jazzybrussel
    jazzybrussel Female 13-17
    14 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 10:13 am
    Wow, I`m so dumb! I actually believed this was real (I didn`t see the "Onion" at the bottom)
    lmao, I`m slow!
  73. Profile photo of Dark_Entries
    Dark_Entries Female 18-29
    100 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 10:13 am
    "...his unlimited wishes until the day he dies"
    "Well we can only hope that that`s coming soon."
  74. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 10:16 am
    Good thing it`s fake. I would`ve felt sorry for him and hated him at the same time.
  75. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 10:31 am
    Wow, first couple comments. It`s the Onion, welcome to the internet.
  76. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 10:33 am
    Okay, with further reading, most of you are dumb asses. Congrats, my opinion of IABers has been lowered.
  77. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 10:36 am
    Dakkar: Lol, oh internets.

    But if I could ask Make-A-Wish for anything it would be to build a successful Cold Fusion reactor. Yeah...


    lol i wonder how many people found that funny

  78. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 10:47 am
    -NeonCarrot-: if you are referring to how these people think it`s funny that one kid(real or not) pretty much destroys an organization trying to help, im with you.

    this isnt funny at al, this is terrible. i mean, there is a hint of `thats a clever wish` but none of `omg lol that kid gets whatever he wants`.

  79. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 10:54 am
    no, felena, this is f*cking hilarious. you must`ve not gotten the memo. get over yourself.
  80. Profile photo of nardo218
    nardo218 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 11:35 am
    Fake. Snopes.
  81. Profile photo of xcrossoverx
    xcrossoverx Male 13-17
    4 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 11:35 am
    i would like...

    4 tons of assorted candy
    9 trips to walt disneyland for chad and family
    1 pirate ship
    1 ball pit installed in bed room
    `real life` f-14 tomcat
    1 jumbo-size water balloon catapult
    face carved on mt. rushmore (to be completed 2031)
    all bat mobiles ever
    3 trips to outer space
    1 handicap-accessible treehouse
    5 personal robot servants
    138 hotdog lunches with yankee johnny damon
    2 jetpacks
    55 wall-mounted medieval weapons
    nightly fireworks display
    cameos in all future superman movies
    nationally branded sneakers

    :)

  82. Profile photo of Dorito123
    Dorito123 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    i love onion news
  83. Profile photo of joshjunky
    joshjunky Male 18-29
    150 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    What the hell.
    I posted this a couple weeks ago.
    :|
    Boo.
  84. Profile photo of mr-batman
    mr-batman Female 18-29
    32 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    ahaha her face when she`s "listening intently" to the host at the start. :D
  85. Profile photo of Coleader
    Coleader Male 13-17
    59 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    I would not only beat the poo out of everyone at Make-a-wish, I would slowly kill the kid... You know until he wished I`d stop.
  86. Profile photo of hannahlebrew
    hannahlebrew Female 13-17
    20 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    I didn`t think that the lady was all that great of an actor. I mean, how she reacted was what gave it away for me.
  87. Profile photo of brad4566
    brad4566 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    smart kid
  88. Profile photo of bigsisjune
    bigsisjune Female 13-17
    214 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    "i would have wished for a hoe lol get what im sayin p.s im 14"

    And we all hope you get your "hoe" and soon die from AIDS. Unless you really meant hoe, well...then make sure you sand the handle first if you get my drift.

  89. Profile photo of bigsisjune
    bigsisjune Female 13-17
    214 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    "Fake. Snopes."

    O RLY???

  90. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    Im glad this is fake lol. I would drop kick him cancer or not for being a douche!
  91. Profile photo of Gregger
    Gregger Male 18-29
    60 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    lol i know it`s fake but why doesnt somebody else wish the kid would stop making wishes o.O
  92. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    IronicUserID: "This is like a month old.

    Goddamn it, I hate IAB nowadays. Does anyone else miss the way it used to be?"

    Not everyone spends their every waking moment online. If you hate IAB maybe you should find a new site...you know, with NEW less-than-a-month-old material?

  93. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    oh wow I thought this was realy for a second before I went to the comments... :p
    but that would be pretty impossible cause I mean I don`t think they`d let him do that, there had to be a ton of kids who have asked for that...
    but if it were real
    I would be pissed at the family for letting him do that
    and I like how the woman was like
    "We can only hope that day comes relly soon"
    lol
  94. Profile photo of Eternal76
    Eternal76 Female 30-39
    226 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    That was cute, lol. I actually thought it real at first. Didn`t take me too long into the video to realize the truth.
  95. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    "I...don`t want the wishes to stop" ROLF
  96. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    What`s funny is that anyone needed snopes to know this was fake
  97. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    lol.
  98. Profile photo of hottiechika5
    hottiechika5 Female 13-17
    128 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    Am I the only one who thought the part about the "real live F-14 Tomcat which had to be decommissioned from Afghanistan" was hilarious?
  99. Profile photo of banana27
    banana27 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    omg i actually thought it was real until that news lady said "can u believe all hes thinking of is himself?!"
  100. Profile photo of fearthekrken
    fearthekrken Male 18-29
    180 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    Did anyone else notice at the end:
    "Boy`s luchemia spreads quickley `best case scenario`"? Does that mean they want him to die?
  101. Profile photo of IISK
    IISK Male 18-29
    23 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    Damn, I would just ask for a PS3 and some games; a second wish... if I`m going to die, make Bush and Ratzinger come with me to hell ^^.
    I could have said that RBD, Kudai, emos and all the Reguetón disappear too, to make the world a happier place; but if I do that, i`ll be suffering an eternity with all that S*IT
  102. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    Terminally ill kids and their siblings are the most spoiled kids on earth. Brats.
  103. Profile photo of IISK
    IISK Male 18-29
    23 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    Oh! I forgot, make all the people like this kid die also (I don`t care if they are kids, i only see their rotten soul)
  104. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    Hahaha, I do not care if this is fake, it let me have a good chuckle.
  105. Profile photo of bellegrl507
    bellegrl507 Female 13-17
    78 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    wow... thats so stupid... if it was real im pretty sure the stupid company could just say no im sorry but that wish is not a valid one plz try again... its not that hard.... *rolls eyes*
  106. Profile photo of anglefan
    anglefan Male 18-29
    80 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    stupid little kid i hope he dies....oh wait...
  107. Profile photo of RehtaeH
    RehtaeH Female 18-29
    288 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    funny, almost had me convinced, almost
  108. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    THE Onion!! yeah!
  109. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:22 pm
    absolutely genious
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    hipolvr Female 18-29
    12 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:42 pm
    this is fake. when i got the chance to make a wish they limited it so that kids couldnt do something like this: you couldnt wish for a car or a house
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    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    so close to being real yet so far....
  112. Profile photo of wkdrake
    wkdrake Male 13-17
    78 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 10:40 pm
    don`t...let...the...wishes...ever...end...
  113. Profile photo of 8o8azn
    8o8azn Female 13-17
    133 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    i knew that this was fake because make a wish foundation can reject your wish if they think its not really going to happen like the movie BASEKETBALL the boy wants to do somethin but they kindly reject him
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    kingdante87
    141 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 12:23 am
    @#$%in` loved it!
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    rojodesigner Female 30-39
    101 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 7:38 am
    I was like "that little Bast ard!!" Then I realized it was fake when I saw Darth Vader, because Vader would have killed that little
    poohead.
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    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 10:40 am
    Sporka said: Terminally ill kids and their siblings are the most spoiled kids on earth. Brats.

    Sporka, I only hope that you never get the chance to find out just how wrong you are.

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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    ...who would think this is real?
  118. Profile photo of fearthekrken
    fearthekrken Male 18-29
    180 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    The list of stuff he wants is crazy
    4 tons of assorted candy
    9 trips to walt disney for chad and family
    1 pirate ship
    1 ball pit installed in bedroom
    1 `real life f-14 tomcat`
    1 jumbo-size water balloon catapult
    face carved on Mt. Rushmore (to be completed in 2031)
    All Bat mobiles ever
    3 trips to outer space
    1 handicap-accessible treehouse
    5 personal robot servants
    138 hot dog lunches with Yankee Johnny Damon
    2 jetpacks
    55 wall-mounted medieval weapons
    Nightly fireworks display
    Cameos in all future Spiderman movies

    And that`s not even close to the end of the list.

    Also, hipolvr, does that mean you sent us that from Make-A-Wish?

  119. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    The funniest part about this video is the fact that they call Johnny Damon a slugger.
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    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
    326 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    damn!....why didnt i think of that?!?!?! that should be the one wish they dont allow. spoiled rottoen....i want to go to disney world!i cant believe the foundation supporting this!
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    ancona87 Male 18-29
    40 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    Die in hell stupid brat... You`ll may want to ask for the devil a wish himself..
  122. Profile photo of randomness07
    randomness07 Female 18-29
    280 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    uh... yea... kinda funny, i guess
  123. Profile photo of elway
    elway Male 18-29
    185 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    I posted this like a week ago. thanks iab for letting midge steal my link :(
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 9:51 pm
    THAT BASTARD!!!!!!

    (It`s from The Onion everyone so get over it.)

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    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    Is this serious?
  126. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 6:42 am
    fck him hes a yankee fan
  127. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    that was kind of in bad taste, i feel bad for laughing at it.yeah its obvious its fake though. obviously they wouldn`t give an 8 year old trips to space, an arsenal of medieval weapons, a face in mount rushmore, jet packs, military vehicles, ect. any body who thought this was real is stupid, sorry to say.
  128. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    oh and johnny damon started sucking after he left the redsox and cut his hair
  129. Profile photo of Mrsparks795
    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
    326 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    oh, its fake....i knew that....
  130. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    Best Fake News Ever! I guess I didn`t go wrong by subscribing to The Onion two years ago ^_^
  131. Profile photo of Fabby
    Fabby Female 13-17
    10 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 12:54 am
    Absolutely hilarious, but obviously fake.
  132. Profile photo of Tasoli
    Tasoli Male 18-29
    56 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    I`m a Make-A-Wish recipient myself and guess what my first wish was for? More wishes... didn`t work. I did go to Disney World though.
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    audrey10011 Female 18-29
    60 posts
    February 8, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    those writers are some of the best i`ve seen in awhile
  134. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    February 8, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    Hahahaha!!! I thought that was real, but it was fake. "He wished away our legal team.." Lol
  135. Profile photo of Vogt
    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    I love The Onion.

    Though, that kid sounds like a total douchebag :P.

    The Onion wins again!

  136. Profile photo of Afterthought
    Afterthought Female 18-29
    245 posts
    February 23, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    If that happened, that would be soooo soooo stupid.
  137. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    April 6, 2008 at 8:50 am
    Yupp, Snopes covered it.

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