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Date: 02/25/08 05:45 AM

85 Responses to Jimmy Kimmel`s Revenge: I`m F_cking Ben Affleck

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2008 at 12:09 am
    Link: Jimmy Kimmel`s Revenge: I`m F_cking Ben Affleck - After his girlfriend reveals that she`s f_cking Matt Damon, Jimmy Kimmel does them one better: He`s f_cking Ben Affleck.
  2. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:50 am
    And here`s the full-length version of Sarah Silverman`s "I`m F_cking Matt Damon."
  3. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 1:01 am
    Sarah`s was better. -cough- >.> Matt Damon is just.. . better at it. Not that I would know.

    But I do.

  4. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    February 25, 2008 at 1:04 am
    Kevin Smith is AWESOME. To all get Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob strike back and if you want Clerks 2(Tarnishes Clerks) Happy watching.
  5. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 1:11 am

    This was EPIC!!


    Oh, and Declan... you forgot Jersey Girl.lol(jk)

  6. Profile photo of seanathan
    seanathan Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 1:13 am
    this is the "one up" to end all "one up"s.
  7. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 1:17 am
    That was hilarious. Good lord.
  8. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 1:28 am
    That was excellent!!! A very well done revenge, and the Band Aid was the absolutely best part of it all IMO. Truly a good piece of entertainment!

    One thing though, F***ing Matt Damon is more catchy and sing-a-long. I can`t karaoke to F***ing Ben Affleck :-( (I wish I could. Ben Affleck > Matt Damon)

  9. Profile photo of sunsetxluv22
    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
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    February 25, 2008 at 1:37 am
    now that`s revenge at its finest!!

    <(^.^)>

  10. Profile photo of liquidtune
    liquidtune Female 13-17
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    February 25, 2008 at 1:38 am
    woah
    star appearances to maximum

    too bad joan jett was censored

  11. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 1:39 am
    I...I can`t lie to you...it was as painful as watching Meet the Spartans...

    I`m sorry everyone. I can`t find a positive in this one tonight.

  12. Profile photo of sunsetxluv22
    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
    414 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 1:49 am
    you gotta admit it was funny though
  13. Profile photo of vthings
    vthings Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 1:55 am
    "this is the "one up" to end all "one up"s."

    Agreed. Silverman`s was catchier but still, damn.

  14. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 2:21 am
    sunsetxluv22: Yes, when I saw Robin Williams I did laugh. XD
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    birk_feed_me Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 2:28 am
    epic collaboration. smashes matt damon out of the water. greatest ever!
  16. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 3:20 am
    Lmao at the hot scene with Robin Williams and the water bottle.
  17. Profile photo of mastercif
    mastercif Male 13-17
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    February 25, 2008 at 3:30 am

    ahahaahaa that was hilarious, yeah i think sarah`s was catchier but overall this outdid Sarah`s in every other way by a long shot

    oh and im not sure if i am the only one who noticed, but when that whole chorus starts singing and it zooms in on the kid with glasses and dark black hair, its Mclovin from superbad!

  18. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 3:30 am
    very nice
  19. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    February 25, 2008 at 4:45 am
    that was funny
  20. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 5:04 am
    I cant "drating Ben-lieve it" that he gather all that celebrities for that! ueahuaeuhauhae awesome!
  21. Profile photo of rook187
    rook187 Male 30-39
    210 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 5:21 am
    Jimmy`s F**king Ben Affleck? Who isn`t? ;-)
  22. Profile photo of supersassyk8
    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 5:21 am
    this one is only good because of the number of celebrities he crammed into it.
    Sarah only had herself, matt and some background nobodies to team with her fabby song.

    i prefer the sing along one.

  23. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 6:03 am
    It was funny at first but got tired just after the half way point. And the constant beeping didnt help.
  24. Profile photo of horhawkeric
    horhawkeric Male 18-29
    182 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 6:04 am
    twenty third, if you`re robin williams how weird would it be to answer the fone and hear "robin? its jimmy. you wanna sing backup in my song `im f***ing ben affleck`" or worse to be ben and hear "ben? its jimmy. is it all right if i tell the world im f***ing you? it is? great, now would you like to be in my music video abou it? It`ll be great you get to wear tight spandex shirt and short shorts!
  25. Profile photo of tvc15db
    tvc15db Female 30-39
    127 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 6:24 am
    Sarah and Matt were just funnier. This version was just trying to hard to be funny and it came out as lame. Especially the end.
  26. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 6:30 am
    Sarah had the better song, but this video was pretty fierce. I loved seeing Harrison Ford, and even though I don`t like her, Cameron Diaz`s hand motion was a great addition.
  27. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 6:34 am
    LMAO @ the Josh Groban part. I luuuurve him.
  28. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 6:58 am
    PWNAGE to the extreme! Sarah`s might have been innovative, but Jimmy`s was a full-on theatrical blowout! Props to you, Jimmy!
  29. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 7:28 am
    Not as good as "on the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the minibar".

    Although Robin Williams was awesome with the water bottle. And Cameron Diaz is so damn hot.

  30. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 7:32 am
    I just keep remembering the movie, "Team America World Police"

    MAt DEYHMUN!!!!!

  31. Profile photo of ROCKY-LEE
    ROCKY-LEE Male 13-17
    130 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:09 am
    the posts today have been amazing it makes my life look amazing:D
  32. Profile photo of lois06
    lois06 Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 8:32 am
    yet another reason for me to love josh groban. never has that word sounded so good. lol
  33. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    February 25, 2008 at 8:40 am
    it was a nice comeback, and well deserved
  34. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 8:45 am
    Sarah`s was WAAAAY better, despite all the cameos.
  35. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:04 am
    Who the f*ck cares which is better! They are BOTH funny as he.ll and its nice to see that a Hollywood couple can joke around like this. I absolutely LOVED it!

    When Brad Pitt walked out in the uniform omfg, my love for him increased ten-fold! God I love that super sexy man!!! YUMM!! :-) :-) :-)

  36. Profile photo of lecanadien
    lecanadien Male 18-29
    96 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:20 am
    The cameo`s made it. so funny seeing that many people singing a super-gay song
  37. Profile photo of StarChild_
    StarChild_ Female 18-29
    68 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:27 am
    I think what Kimmel was trying to say was, "You may be drating ONE celebrity, but I have TONS to sing about me! I Made You, Biotch!"

    or, it could be that secretly it`s matt and ben who are having `relationship` problems, :)

  38. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 9:42 am
    Hahahaha, funny
  39. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 9:48 am
    I just liked how many celebrities were working on this. Sarah`s IS more catchy, but this was pretty good as a response, I think.
  40. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:52 am
    That was... ok...

    Not great.

  41. Profile photo of randomer
    randomer Male 13-17
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    February 25, 2008 at 10:09 am
    That was AWESOME! 4 STARS!
  42. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
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    February 25, 2008 at 10:28 am
    That was fudgen EPIC!!!!!!!!!!


    totally pwnd sarah-matt one

    YAY for F**king Ben Affleck

  43. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 10:30 am
    damn, he beat her with star power, BUT $*%!ing matt damon is catchier. pluss i like matt Damon better anyways! :P
  44. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    February 25, 2008 at 10:35 am
    Wow. He totally blew Sarah out of the water with that one. That was the ultimate one up. Robin Williams, Harrison Ford, Josh Groban.....damn he toasted her ass.
  45. Profile photo of snottydyck
    snottydyck Male 40-49
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    February 25, 2008 at 10:55 am
    lame...who are these people?
  46. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 11:13 am
    snottydyck...

    They are...

    My heroes.

  47. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    damn. now even i wanna f_ck Ben Affleck if i get to meet all those celebrities
  48. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    I love Jimmy and Sarah.
  49. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    Id still drat Matt over Ben... But this was HIGH-Freaking-LArious!
  50. Profile photo of Spaminator
    Spaminator Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    LoL
  51. Profile photo of Retaw
    Retaw Male 18-29
    89 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    Kimmel knows how to play ball(s)
  52. Profile photo of RehtaeH
    RehtaeH Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    that was funny, although matt > ben
  53. Profile photo of Requateer
    Requateer Male 13-17
    121 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    I agree that Sarah Silverman`s is way catchier, but this was one of THE best one-ups ever.

    Josh Groban did it for me. Robin Williams and Harrison Ford, I can definitely believe would get into this thing, but to actually get Josh Groban in on the act? Priceless.

  54. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    i didnt even realize that was Brad Pitt till I read someone`s post saying it was. |-X
  55. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    AHA! i was wondering where i`ve seen that black-haired kid before. mclovin. duh. how could i not have remembered.
  56. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    my god, you have got to love both ben and matt for doin these. they are both just great
  57. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    That was great!! Very funny
  58. Profile photo of glenbrooke
    glenbrooke Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    the josh groban part was THE BEST
  59. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    I haven`t laughed this hard since Conan O`Brien and Stephen Colbert drop kicked John Stewart a few weeks ago.

    I loved the Josh Groban bit and how they mocked "We are the World." Seriously, that made it the best.

  60. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Lol I did NOT expect Brad Pitt
  61. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    February 25, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    Strange. I thought Damon and Affleck were f-ing each other. :-?
  62. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    goodness
  63. Profile photo of Ultrawolf
    Ultrawolf Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    Owned!
  64. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    truth be told, **I** am the one frickin Matt Damon!
  65. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
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    February 25, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    Wow, Now there`s an image I really didn`t need/want.

    Thanks Fancylad, I appreciate it bud.

  66. Profile photo of jasonbradm
    jasonbradm Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    does anybody know where to get the uncensored versions of the songs
  67. Profile photo of snow113
    snow113 Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    kimmel is hilarious!
  68. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    wow Sarah just got owned! so many celebrities backed into it! I cant wait to see Sarah`s reaction especially since she always makes fun of everyone.
  69. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    Only reason that was worthwhile to watch was for Josh Groban. It`d be awesome if there were an uncensored version, lol. That damn BLEEP got annoying as hell after a while >.>
  70. Profile photo of cjrock
    cjrock Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    that was so the best revevenge ive seen yet!!!
  71. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    Josh Groban was a nice touch...:D
  72. Profile photo of Drones
    Drones Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    That was funny as hell. The star power made it priceless. But Sarah/Matt song is better and more catchy. Still a great song though.
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    who the f*ck is Josh Groban?
    Matts better anyways but this was pretty funny
  74. Profile photo of Accurs3ds0ul
    Accurs3ds0ul Male 13-17
    272 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    You can`t look at this video as an attack and see it as a good one. You have to view it knowing that it is a revenge/counter video, and it makes it epic.

    Counterpwnt. I`m waiting for a counter-revenge from Sarah.

  75. Profile photo of blargendarg
    blargendarg Male 30-39
    376 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:16 pm
    awesome... i love jimmy kimmel and this was just triumphant. and sarah silverman is hot and annoying, not funny.
  76. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 11:57 pm
    but Jimmy has bigger t!ts than Sarah, at least Ben thinks so.
  77. Profile photo of lucid_wizard
    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2008 at 12:05 am
    holly crap!
  78. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2008 at 12:13 am
    What a video, I never liked the matt damon one. Robin Williams and all those guys wow amazing!
  79. Profile photo of dmnyo
    dmnyo Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2008 at 1:40 am
    i find this funnier than sarah silverman`s video.
  80. Profile photo of DutchShoes
    DutchShoes Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2008 at 8:35 am
    I couldn`t stop laughing when I saw Josh Groban on there I absolutely love him haha this is made of win!!!!
  81. Profile photo of bdiekh2
    bdiekh2 Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    ahaha
    i love josh grobans part
    much better
    even though i`m f*cking matt damon was more original
  82. Profile photo of Hanninha
    Hanninha Female 18-29
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    March 1, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    AMAZING
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    joshjunky Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 11:29 am
    I can die happy now.
    :]
  84. Profile photo of elliannah
    elliannah Female 18-29
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    March 4, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    ha..this was pretty epic.

    though i totally don`t know what`s going on at *all*. was this just them joking around with each other(sarah and this guy), or was she serious about hers? `cause i just thought it was them joking around with each other..that`s what it looked like
    it would be more epic if this were real(not him f*cking ben, but her f*cking matt). just cause she would seem like a total b*tch for making that video.
    forgive the ignorance on the situation >.>

  85. Profile photo of MadP
    MadP Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    Josh Groban just got like a million cool points from me after that!!!

    He`s still at -237814378... but it`s a start

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