I-A-B`s Caption If You Can, Mach 5: Polls are Open

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

Hey, the polls are open--some excellent submissions on the Top 10. I predict a close race. Plus, the 1,000 post winner.
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Male 75
Thanks for the votes everyone. When do you think the winner`s gonna be posted?
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Male 185
if you noticed, IHTWBSAP
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Male 185
once again, ty every1 for voting (ESPECIALLY FOR ME BYAAAAH!!) and weather me or tiedyeplatap wins this sob (i counted and i think i won by 2, was away 4 the weekend and left the exact numbers there), gl every1 on the next one. till then, i hate to ask, CILYIMBF?
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Male 6
http://bp2.blogger.com/_AOTlO9huIyo/RloA...
that just has to be the next caption.
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Male 292
how many times is Trying73 gonna vote for herself? Considering that it`s not really `funnah`. Those silly Canadians and their round bacon and crappy healthcare.
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Male 6
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<3 soooooooo punny!
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Male 71
not a moron just bored pooless
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Female 70
10
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Female 101
8?!
pleeeeease?
its funnah!
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Female 101
8 plz
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Female 348
i vote 1!! yahz
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Female 731
#1
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Female 2,064
LOL 2.
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Female 14
my vote is for 1
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Female 1,244
wow yourself3082 is a moron
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Male 201
2 ftw!!!!!!!!
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Female 101
yeah...that means he posted the winner on this link too smart one
thanks for spamming up the page for us all =P
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Male 71
I-A-B`s Caption If You Can, Mach 5: Polls are Open. Hey, the polls are open--some excellent submissions on the Top 10. I predict a close race. "Plus, the 1,000 post winner".
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Male 71
thats fraudulant advertising
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Male 71
o ithought it said the 1000 pst wins a shirt
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Male 71
wait a sec theses are just poles
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Male 71
ooooooooooooo i need that shirt
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o now i have to start over
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there go my eyes
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o n my nose fell off
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Male 71
aw its ment to say i am bored :_(
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Female 3
2!!!!!
Its cute :)
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Male 24
I think I should win a prize because this is such a bad ass comment.

oh...and #3 for the win.

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Male 2,616
Yeah, I still think "Patriots executives attempt to rebuild their offensive line after what the Giants did to it in Superbowl XLII" was better. I wonder who submitted that?
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Male 559
I choose 3 with 1 close behind

these captions sucked this time around, especially 5

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Female 122
3
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Female 9
Number 6 all the way.
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Female 381
#10!!
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Male 394
kill class of 11 :P
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Male 394
Yeah i was really impressed with some of the captions i saw, but these are really lame.
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Male 14
deff. 10!!!
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Female 3
2
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Male 26
8
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Male 38
soo very much #2
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Female 107
3
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Female 583
#1
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Female 268
#2!!!
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Male 686
Damnit! I vote too late too! WTF
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Male 686
10. I liked this one the most. I also think that the posting time should be extended because I always submit great ones a little too late.
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Male 119
I hope i get the 1000th comment
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Male 20,917
polls closed at 2PM. The winner will be announced tonight when I get my FTP crap fixed.
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Male 1,882
/0

OH SHI-

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Female 414
1!! haha probly the best =]
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Female 1,244
10

But they all pretty much sucked

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Female 263
10
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Female 9
2
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Female 7
#5!!!!
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Female 158
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Female 116
There were several captions that I read in the previous comments, that I thought were quite funny.

I`d say 10, just because...

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Female 68
2.... its funny but they all are kinda bad, we had some better ones in the last few contests
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Male 157
1 FTW.
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Female 17
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Female 146
#2
I mean even their expressions go with it!
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Male 377
This is really close so far and I`m glad I used my vote on #2. Keep it going!
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Male 592
5
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Male 20,917
Hey, the polls close in a little more than an hour. Just saying.
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Male 7
10
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Male 1,244
1
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Male 1,220
1 definetly
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Male 626
I guess #1

They all kind of sucked though...

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Male 119
# 10 is the best one
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Male 185
update:
1 has 52
2 has 56
3 has 12
4 has 10
5 has 14
6 has 11
7 has 14
8 has 19
9 has 8
10 has 24
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Female 107
#10 was the only funny one at all in my opinion. and even at that I merely chuckled.
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Female 4
I`ll say...7. That`s right, 7.
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Female 34
*snicker* 5 FTW
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Male 954
#8
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Male 47
7
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Female 6
My vote goes to #2. Although #6 was pretty funny too!
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Female 68
1
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Male 43
6!!!!
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Male 277
10!!! seriously.. think of an old lady.. melted.
lol!
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Male 320
Either Number 2 or 10
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Male 24
#10
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Female 42
Number 3 made me chuckle =]
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Female 367
All of the captions are lame.

And one of mine (one of the worst ones I submitted) is an option, so I have the right to complain :-P

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Male 923
Number one.
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Male 5
#7
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Male 107
#9

None are really that good but Number 5 is lame as hell.

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Male 44
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Female 160
Well of course mine was the best....but since it`s not up there for reasons I can`t understand I`ll say that 10 made me LOL the most....;-)
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Female 58
5
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Male 39
#1
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Female 176
#2
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Male 16
1
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Female 70
I`m loving 2.
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Female 8
7 all the way! i snorted painfully when i read it, so funny
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Male 63
7
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Male 732
10
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Male 970
10
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Female 1,832
... and these are the ones to choose from? I`ll pass... sorry Fancylad....
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Female 101
#8!
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Female 268
#7 Loved it!
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Male 31
#2 of course
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Male 12
2
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Male 11
1 def
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Female 313
2!! i also liked 5...
But 2 was the best!
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Male 16
I`m going with #8!!
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Female 449
6
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Male 1,142
at least you are consistent in picking the worst cations 2 weeks in a row. i vote for having better options next week.
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Female 339
Way LOL.
#10.
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Male 578
#2 stinks. Get it?
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Male 578
1
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Female 62
#2
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Female 375
#4
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Male 4,246
2 (TWO) is absolutely perfect.
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Male 110
...and thank you God for I-A-B. #10
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Female 58
#6

gotta be ... lots of good ones this time

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Male 382
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Male 110
Oh boy, ... Pot, Family Guy, I finally found a place where people understand me. Thought that the web was just for hyper-active children, Pabasa, and Akappy,...is this GREAT!
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Male 13
2
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Male 651
2
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Male 32
#9 made me chuckle
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Female 399
#2
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Female 133
#5... clay-toris... made me giggle
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Male 34
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Female 5
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Female 340
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Male 411
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Male 151
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Male 2,113
WTF?????????? THIS WAS POSTED YESTERDAY!!!!!
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Male 17
gotta be 1
could we get a better pic next time?
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Female 1,264
2 all the way, pure genius
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Male 458
#1
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Male 167
number 5
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Female 5
2!!!!!! the others suk!
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Male 845
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Male 189
5! Totally juvenile, but. . . it feels SO GOOD.
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Female 19
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Male 357
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Female 30
I vote for #1
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Male 84
10
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Male 444
DAMNIT HUMPTY LIVEEE!!!

#2

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Female 24
1
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Male 84
I abstain
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Female 61
4....but my favorite one didnt make the list. grrr.
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Male 21
NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!! I laughed for a whole hour!!!... not really but it was a good 30-45 secs, maybe even a minute. Good luck #1
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Female 700
Again, mine was better..... sigh...

my vote is for 2

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Female 2,196
number 10
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Female 1,407
8
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Male 300
1
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Female 139
lol! number 2!
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Female 24
#5
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Male 276
2 is the only funny one there....
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Male 11
I feel like there were way funnier ones submitted, I think maybe this contest is rigged.
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Female 34
The 2nd one is hilarious!!
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Male 28
Gotta go with number 8
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Female 327
#2!!!!
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Female 1,589
10.

The captions wern`t that good this time. I didn`t like the picture too, so maybe that`s way. :/

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Male 991
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Female 582
NUMBER TWO!!

DOS!

NI!

WHATEVER LANGUAGE YOU FEEL LIKE SPEAKING
T-W-O!!!

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Male 14
lol it is all about number 1
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Female 1,426
5
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Male 376
4

not a great crop, but i didn`t submit so i guess i can`t complain...

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Female 761
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Male 49
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Male 217
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Male 185
you know which one is funny and original? number 2 ;-) btw this has come down to a 2 man race between #1 and #2 , 1 has 35, 2 has 31
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Female 92
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Female 199
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Male 75
Ok #1 originally isn`t from family guy it`s from a Anti Drug Campaign that did commercials on the television after a bunch of people mentioned it i looked it up and saw the clip from family guy haha i liked it i thought it was funny but that isn`t from family guy originally.
Just to let you know...
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Female 101
Thursday, February 07, 2008 7:27:16 PM
ohkai to date
#1 has 32 votes
#2 has 30 votes
#3 has 8 votes
#4 has 7 votes
#5 has 7 votes
#6 has 5 votes
#7 has 8 votes
#8 (the funniest) has 13 votes
#9 has 6 votes
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#10 has 11 votes
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Male 580
Number 1!!!! all the way!!!
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Male 1,725
omg lol #1 all the way. wootness is the definition of #1 haha
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Female 101
umm just to let you know
sertrbl
#1 isnt creative at all
cus it was stolen from family guy
just to let you know...
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Male 1,420
i like how people are complaining about how most of the captions are stupid, but voting for the one the other guy called stupid.
its obviously a varied opinion, and in MY opinion, #1 and #7 especially showed creative thinking, rather than a 13 year old saying "LAWLZ giant fat chikz!"
but i have to go with #7 officially.
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Female 101
just a thanks to
BoredPhiliac
for telling everyone what i myself thought of
and for voting for mine xD
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Male 25
10....lol
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Male 37
7
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Female 406
#1
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Female 358
2
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Male 577
4
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Male 98
5
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Male 548
#2!!!!!!
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Male 79
8
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Male 476
4
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Female 62
#10
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Male 37
1
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Female 26
I vote 8
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Female 346
7
7
7
7
7
7
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yeah...7
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Male 272
#10 made me literally lol.

rest were good too but that one stood out.

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Male 42
yes
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Male 185
Oh wow... it automatically changes it to drat... and I just thought we had a lot of british people on this forum...
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Male 185
5! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! THAT`S dratING CLEVER!
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Male 1,149
2
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Male 337
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Female 442
OMG 1 made me laugh so hard...

Anyway, 1.

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Male 75
Man this is pretty close. yea thanks everyone.(#1) Haha i do like yours elway it`s gonna be cool to see what happens in the end. A tie would be really awsome.
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Male 185
btw thank you for picking, and voting on mine everyone (#2) and since mrsparks voted its:

1 has 29

2 has 28

8 has 12

10 has 10

and everyone else has under ten

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Female 56
9
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Male 326
10...none were very,vwery funny
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Male 56
10
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Male 3
2
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Male 34
9 - Sexual harassment workshops.
Missed the Ghost reference until I looked it up on Wikipedia - quite an old movie that I remember watching.
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Female 34
10
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Female 694
7
It`s the only one that made me laugh. I love `Ghost` movie references, especially since most of them go off the clay making scene.
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Male 72
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Female 370
8
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Male 392
2
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Male 4,290
Of those, definitely number 2.
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Male 466
i will go with none of the above.
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Female 136
9
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Female 26
9
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Female 55
10
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Female 6
3 lol
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Male 6
#8 is with all due respect the only one I laughed at.

And the second one, pitifully was what I thought of before I had even read it. A prevalent thought.

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Female 15
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Female 40
#10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2
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Male 98
#5!!!
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Female 101
#2 isnt funny!!!!!!
i vote #8
oh and #10 isnt funny either
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Male 180
Are you guys stoopid? 2 all the way!
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Male 128
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Female 451
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Male 185
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Female 360
HOLY CRIPPETTY CRAP!! You picked mine.. crazy.. :P..
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Male 629
6.
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Male 1,085
Mine didn`t get picked? I submitted like 15 captions. Imbissiles. Last time I waste my time!

I`m on my own writers strike.

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Female 57
2
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Male 17
#5
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Female 993
10
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Male 623
I would have said #1 if it wasn`t just ripped off from Family Guy.

#2 and #10 are the only ones that deserve to be up here.

My vote is #2.

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Male 396
yo number 2 cus its awesome
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Male 1,141
10
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Female 341
5
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Female 1,070
1
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Male 314
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Female 156
8
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Male 29
1
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Male 4
7!!
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Male 59
1 totally
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Female 15
I vote #6
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Female 72
j`aime 2.
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Male 2,076
3, for sure
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Male 136
I guess I`ll vote for 1, but there were some much better ones out there.
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Female 101
well i really want number eight to winn!!!

888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

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Female 10
2222222222!!!!!!!!!

really i want number 2 to win

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Male 29
What the hell!!!!!!! I was disqualified!!!!
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Male 7
8
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Male 391
#2 was the only one that made me really laugh....
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Female 1,398
I refuse to vote on such a terrible choice of captions.

Fancylad, go drat yourself.

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Female 239
Numero uno (aka number 1)!!
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Female 82
4
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Male 210
2
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Male 916
#3 is good enough.
Fancylad, could you please post a ranking list (including number of votes cast) rather than just reveal the number 1 caption? Thanks!
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Female 54
#1
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Male 140
2
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Male 166
2! 2! 2! 2! And personally I didn`t really see this in a sexual way at first anyway
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Female 93
1!!
:D
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Female 11
I vote 3
Serves Goatse right, damn it. X3 ruining all those innocent minds...
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Male 1,837
8
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Female 367
9
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Female 159
definatly 1
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Male 26
10
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Male 2,720
Leave... Britney... alone!!!

should have been there. Its a pop-net reference. Its good.

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Female 288
number 1 was funny
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Male 2,720
5

...even though it clearly hasn`t a chance, given the voting so far.

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Male 101
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Female 2
2!! :P
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Female 8
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Male 251
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Male 75
#1
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Female 163
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Male 365
I`m voting for 1

I would have voted for 8 but the person that kept advertising their own caption makes me not want to vote for it.

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Female 738
Wow. Most of the really sucked. I`m going for number 7.

Seriously, who is picking these?

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Male 98
oh my god, a lot of these are gay. graceful1`s "blowpop" one kicks ass!

and I loved the movie Ghost, but that did not make me lol.

#1, since it`s the funniest one.

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Male 44
#2. hilarious
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Female 1
how many licks do you think it took to get to the middle of that blowpop?

#9 get my vote.

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Female 28
2
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Male 58
im famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 36
6
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Male 176
#6
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Female 199
TWO!
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Male 7,933
Ima go with 1 but I still liked my fancylad references. Oh well.
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Female 101
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Female 82
2

Clearly!

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Female 18
# 1
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Male 686
#1 but i remember seeing some way funnier ones. Shame on you, monkey-slave caption pickers!
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Female 16
#6
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Female 2,695
i don`t like these captions.
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Male 10
I like 1, 2 or 3... I`ll go with 3. :)
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Male 11
these are not funny, I guess 4
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Male 47
1, i had forgotten all about those commericals
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Male 4,431
#7

Listen, I realize the movie was a while ago, but all it takes is a slightly developed sense of humor to see how genuinely funny #7 is. All of the submissions are okay, but #7 is actually (and literally) laugh out loud funny. Seriously! I know, you youngins are all like rolling your eyes and thinking "lame." Whatever. #7, hands down!

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Female 11
number 2 was the only one that really made me laugh.
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Male 32
4
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Female 101
#8
common ppl pleaseee?
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Female 245
LOL AVS...

i vote 1..

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Male 29
3
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Female 101
#8
OMG MINE GOT PICKED!!!!!
WOW!!!!
#8 RULES ALL!!!!
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Male 656
Again, another pathetic choice of captions

Who is choosing htse? 12 year olds?

but i did like one and only one

2 FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

2
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2
2
2
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Male 11
i`m not voting cause #`s 2,5,8, and 7 are so stupid. There were way better submissions
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Male 791
two is great, props to luigi.
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Male 19
youturnmeon has to be pissed...missed it by one

#2

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Male 3
Number 2 :D
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Female 35
Number two!
And congrats luigi.
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Female 114
10 made me LOL, but I like 4 too. Hmm... I`m going to go with #10 because it caught my attention the most.. oddly.
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Male 646
#10

I`m sure I read at least ten captions that were way better than these.

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Male 8
7!!
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Male 377
#2 Come on thats great!
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Male 203
#4, yup, im cool like that
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Female 6
#1
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Male 68
#8
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Female 60
absoutely #1
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