i-a-b`s Caption If You Can:, 4: The Polls Are Open

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

Over 750 submissions whittled down to the cream of the crop. Vote for your favorite now.
There are 377 comments:
Male 20
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Male 957
disgusting picture, none of the jokes are really any good. i wont vote for any of them
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Male 2
12
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Female 370
6
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Female 26
3 or 6 both are good
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Male 1
6
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Female 56
11
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Female 2,064
3 XDDD
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Male 1,228
So 3.
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Male 201
#11 is so Wulfmorghentalerish. 11 is my vote!
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Male 47
6 !!
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Male 149
1
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Male 732
4
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Female 14
3
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Male 20,908
polls are closed. results in about 10 minutes
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Male 842
6 ftw!
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Female 78
3 definetly!!!!!
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Male 8
6 definately
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Female 93
3. :)
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Male 25
2
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Female 1,545
3
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Female 678
Number 6!
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Male 41
6
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Male 24
12 or 6.

Im going with 12

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Female 2,695
lol, 12
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Female 5
6!
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Male 1,114
none of them really stood out tbh...
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Male 2,720
8 is well thought out.
8.
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Female 1,589
Aw man, I thought I was gonna vote for 9 for sure, but then I read 4, and now I`m not too sure. D:
But sticking up for those who have seen the movie/heard the joke...

I will vote for NUMBER 4.

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Male 81
3
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Female 443
#4

hahahahahahahaha

awesome

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Female 327
6
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Female 204
6!
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Male 7
8
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Male 651
3
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Male 571
6.

It`s pretty much the only one I found funny.

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Male 2,121
8
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Female 160
LOL #3 Hands Down!
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Male 396
yo number 6 for sure
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Female 19
12
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Female 1,516
3
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Female 4
No.8 is def the best. Out of those neway. Mine was the best overall!
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Female 330
3!
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Female 20
#3
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Male 42
12
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Male 16
10
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Male 426
10!!
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Male 2,159
7 made me giggle the most, shortly followed by 1.

I pick 7!

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Male 58
6
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Female 4
I vote for 4!
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Male 483
10 us defintily the best =P
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Male 686
1!
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Male 690
rofl at 4, 5, 7 and 8 but since I only can choose one....I`ll say 8
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Male 14
Definatley #3, "Its Brittney, Bitch!"
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Male 44
12
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Male 567
1... haha i have 3 votes.. go me
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Female 2
3!
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Male 90
Number four stole from Gilbert Godfried`s dirty jokes show!!!! But number 3 is the best
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Female 5,139
i say 7, its the only one that made me laugh, number three is too easy.
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Female 149
6!
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Female 19
#6
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Male 107
3
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Male 59
4
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Male 6
defenatly 6!
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Female 87
10
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Male 134
3

And by the way? This contest is horrible. Just... really bad. Please end.

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Male 322
3.
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Female 4
6!
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Female 283
2
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Female 837
LMFAO!!!!!!! Number 4, hands down.

Omg. Hilarious.

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Male 632
Congratulations our winner has been chosen. The winner of this week`s caption contest goes to #6. Enjoy your new T-Shirt.
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Male 901
8 was just too good not to vote for it.
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Male 3
4, most def.
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Male 210
1
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Male 426
#11
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Female 3
3 or 6, can`t decide!!!
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Male 144
6
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Male 256
6. Definately by all means
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Male 77
6!! XDD
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Male 19
bombsquad505 Maybe not to you, but obviously other people have found it funny.

Did your caption make the top 12 ? :-P

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Male 196
6
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Female 45
Aw, mine wasn`t picked. And mine was GOOD!
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Female 40
3
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Male 16
6
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Male 326
my vote is 3, bu 6 and 1 werent bad
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Female 11
11
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Female 322
And 5 is not funny in the least...not even after the explanation.
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Female 322
6. For sure.
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Male 695
6. And isn`t the butler guy that Dutch comedian Ruben Nicolai?
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Female 1
3
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Male 3
3
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Female 143
10!
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Female 2
Number 9 is so pathetic... I don`t know how that one made it through when there was so many good ones!

I`m voting for number 6

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Female 73
3
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Male 54
Dutch comedy for the win, oh and number 12
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Male 23
3
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Male 19
I guess I will have to vote for myself ! Number 5
As a lot of people don`t get my caption I will explain, It is from Star wars, This is something Jabba the hut says it means bring me solo & the wookie (In huttese). So you can see what I have implied there....... as in she is jabba the hut
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Male 4,246
I`m torn between 7 and 11.
*flips coin*

11 = ELEVEN!!

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Female 58
Number 4 is comic genius
Only funny one there to be honest.
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Male 49
10
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Male 300
6
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Male 10
I vote for 6. 9 is pathetic, for the record. Not sure how it got through.
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Male 265
OMG it my mom...no wait...Its your mom!
4!
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Male 292
Well, I must be going in the right direction to get nominated for the last two weeks, but I really don`t think #10 was my best one this week. Thanks to everybody for the votes. I`ll go ahead and vote for myself this week. #10
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Male 55
6
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Male 991
12
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Female 205
3
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Male 382
12
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Male 2
8 clearly
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Female 107
#6
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Male 103
6
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Male 438
4
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Male 101
12!
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Male 151
1
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Male 778
10
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Female 146
8
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Male 122
5
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Female 6
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Male 334
6
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Female 165
10
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Female 469
Heh. If you go back and read the captions people came up with, these are pretty damn close to being the only decent ones, Jebler. It was probably hard finding a few that didn`t have the words "mom" or "dad" in it.
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Female 19
3
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Male 14
8
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Male 204
can someone explain the original joke to #4 to me?!?!? i know the joke, i just plain out dont get it!

my vote is 4.

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Female 263
You people are NEVER satisfied! It`s hard to pick captions that are going to suit EVERYONE as everyone is diffrent.
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Male 276
6 FTW !!
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Male 1,142
i vote for ending the practice of holding caption contests if those 12 were the best ones and 10 or more people helped you pick them.
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Male 46
6
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Male 18
11!
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Male 125
2!
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Male 45
4

If you vote for #4 and haven`t the slightlest clue what they are, you fail!

-Monk

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Male 292
12
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Female 3
I vote number 3!! Good one!
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Female 133
Oh, just a thought... i think the captions kinda suck mainly due to the pictures that are chosen... i think they should pick pictures more along the line like what cracked.com has for their caption contest.

http://www.cracked.com/craptions/

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Female 133
numba 10...

the only one i thought had potential...

I personally though that Aristocrats documentary joke thing was boring, i didn`t get through the whole movie. (NOT talking about the one with the cats, btw)

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Male 383
Those captions are so unfunny :(
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Male 8
4
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Male 376
not a single good one in the bunch, so i`ll go with the joke that`s the antithesis of funny.

4!

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Female 116
12.
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Female 327
3
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Male 1,263
gotta go with 3
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Female 300
# 4 for sure
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Male 158
4 definately


I can`t believe number 9 is up there...

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Female 11
4 four four four four four four four... please look it up four.
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Male 1,141
6
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Male 1,141
6!
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Female 1,697
number 3 definetly!

so funny when I read it, why don`t I come up with such good ideas?

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Male 101
number 6 all the way
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Female 263
3
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Female 993
6!
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Male 92
probly 3
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Male 204
12
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Male 11
3
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Female 101
2!!!!
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Male 1,420
#6
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Male 1,725
12 :D
it was close between that and 6 haha
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Male 42
#12. XD.......
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Female 17
2
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Female 55
8
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Male 9
3 6 and 12
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Female 11
number 10
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Male 645
3.
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Female 694
6 since I hate hillary
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Female 33
Definitely number 3! =D
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Female 241
#10
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Female 128
#6
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Male 63
8
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Male 10
4 is the best after mine...
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Male 365
And to the guy on the first or second page who suggested ANOTHER "mom?" caption. Thank god you had no power in deciding the finalists.
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Male 365
4!!!!!
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Female 342
3
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Female 700
personally i think mine was way better than any of these, but oh well...

6

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Female 25
3

i will just go with 3 but for some reason the sight hasent been updating for me so it kinda sux cuase i cant post a thing for the contest :-<

& i just got lucky today

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Male 203
4

by far the greatest caption i have ever heard

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Male 513
12
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Female 1,426
Number 3.
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Female 7
6!! by far. i was waiting to vote for that one.
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Female 4
6
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Male 1,225
10
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Male 32
2
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Male 377
None were particularly good or made me chuckle but I`ll go with 9. Not that that even matters at this point since I`ve only seen 2 votes for it anyway.
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Female 12
3.
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Female 156
3!
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Female 3
10! obviously...
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Female 239
6!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 6
Definitely #3... I`m still laughing!!!
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Male 10
8!
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Female 583
6
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Male 80
4
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Female 2
1 definatly
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Female 5
8 fo sho
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Male 315
8 And I`m disappointed that I`ve never been picked...it hurts...right here...in AKappy appendix
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Male 107
im sorry im a geek so 5 it is lol
star wars <3
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Female 66
12!! 12 12 12!!
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Male 5
:-) 13
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Male 308
6!!
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Female 14
3.
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Female 59
8
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Male 476
Who the F**K picks the finalists?!?! There were a LOT more BETTER selections to choose from!!!!
anyway.... I like #1, but since I dont think EVERYONE will get it... ;o) Im gonna go with Its Britney, BITCH!!! Actually... F*K it.. Ill go with both.. 1 and 3!
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Male 2
vote 10 you fools
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Female 192
^ I just noticed Ahdelil`s comment; yeah it`s insanely funny for those of us (the ones who watch too much comedy central for their own good) who know the joke already... So #4 it is.
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Female 192
"The Aristocrats!" LOL
NUMBER FOUR
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Female 51
5.
I did research the #4 and it`s witty, but this stuff is always funnier when you recognize the allusion instantly and by yourself. So I guess it`ll be 5.
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Male 626
6
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Female 15
6
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Female 62
6!
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Female 8
6
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Female 406
6!
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Male 103
6
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Male 3
Nummer sechs!, reminds me of some kind of german `stuff`(number 6!)
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Female 358
10!
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Female 285
7... I am really surprised it doesn`t have more votes! I guess its too subtle for people...?
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Female 34
6
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Male 185
6

Not the easiest caption contest ever, this one was HARD

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Male 3
3. oh dear god.
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Male 13
3
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Male 267
4
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Male 49
7
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Female 360
3 .. definately
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Male 150
12
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Female 352
3
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Male 689
8 is definitely the wittiest
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Male 564
So, wait a minute. Buddy isn`t Fancylad?
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Female 115
3
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Female 114
6!!!

lmao

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Male 564
6
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Female 72
6
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Female 71
lol, def #3
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Male 136
5 is good, but I`m going to have to vote for 8.
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Male 392
6
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Female 37
3
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Male 47
omfg num 3 is the best!!!!
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Female 2,084
#3 is my choice.

but can someone please explain to me what #5 means?

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Female 1,492
12
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Male 57
2
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Female 239
#6
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Female 214
12
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Male 4
10 all the way
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Male 56
3
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Female 339
7?
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Male 1,837
uhmmmm 2/3 you decide.
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Male 3
6 - absolutely
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Female 1
OMG 6!
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Female 15
I have to say I am ver disappointed in the choices you have for us. None of them really go with the pic!!! And none of them made me chuckle. That said if I had to pick that made me smirk: Number 6
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Female 363
Absolutely, 100% number 6.
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Male 822
6!
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Female 89
12
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Male 122
12
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Female 367
Am I the only one who thinks 7 is funny?

7

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Female 246
lol 6!
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Male 39
8
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Male 59
4
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Male 26
3
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Female 193
6!
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Female 1,244
12
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Female 469
Obviously you didn`t this time.
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Male 656
And no there sint any pleaseing me... I am a sick B_ast_rd who gets what he wants all the time........kinda
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Male 81
#3 baby
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Male 98
6!!!
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Male 18
I have to go with 6
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Female 32
12
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Female 2,196
12
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Male 313
6
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Male 34
12 X-(
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Female 3
2!
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Female 414
6 is definately the funniest =]
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Male 64
I pick 11.

The Jabba the Hut one is great, though.

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Male 1,853
6. fo` sho`.
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Female 469
Just no pleasin` you people, huh?
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Female 538
Vote:: number 12.
Twas the funniest. I don`t think that this time they were the best ones.. :\
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Male 656
Im disgused that those are the one`s chosen... none of them were at all original, cept for numba 4
but since the idiots behind all this chose these ones, i guess ill go with four as my choice

4!!!!!!!!

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Female 1,407
6
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Female 62
#12
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Female 118
10
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Male 43
3
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Female 738
I`m voting for #10 because it was the only good one.

Once again, disappointed. I thought more people were picking them, but once again, they are all the same.

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Male 916
4 (for lack of anything better)
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Female 84
10
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Male 176
11
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Female 2
6
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Female 58
4
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Male 128
6
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Male 391
scmeh they all kinda were blah, i guess 6 made me smile
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Female 10
12 fo sho
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Female 172
OMG 12.
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Female 1,398
6
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Female 157
6
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Female 61
4
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Female 6
12
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Female 5
6!
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Male 8
6!!!
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Male 70
11. It`s a fantastic burn on David Lynch.
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Female 469
Trust me, I know cruisin838. I`m the only girl in my programming degree :(
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Male 4
10
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Male 337
3
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Male 15
6
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Male 46
6!
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Male 1
12. easily. i was a bit swayed by 5, but 12 is fantastic.
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Female 61
10 by far
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Female 68
4
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Male 64
4!!!
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Female 28
6
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Male 2
3
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Female 767
6
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Female 313
4

rofl xD

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Female 227
3!!!
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Male 2,076
10.
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Male 171
8!
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Male 592
4
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Male 14
3
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Female 375
If I`m allowed to vote, I`ll go for #3!
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Male 36
12
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Male 47
8
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Male 44
#6 all the way.
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Male 79
5! Not only is Requiem good lookin but she knows her Star Wars.. better watch out for the lonely nerdy boys =P
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Male 8,300
Where are the FUNNY captions?
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Female 2
3
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Male 296
6
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Female 107
10! that`s a 10!
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Female 338
3
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Female 160
3!
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Male 7
2
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Male 4,793
12 FTW
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Female 242
6 for sure
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Male 646
4
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Female 1,463
9
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Female 469
10

John_Onyx: Im pretty sure 5 is supposed to be a Jabba the Hutt quote.

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Female 68
12...others were good, but 12....
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Male 3
4. its definitely the funniest out there. for those of you who aren`t sure of its meaning, go to youtube and type in the aristocrats. watch bob sagets lol.
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Female 229
NUMBER 6!

Can I have more than one vote? If so, I vote number six 500 times.

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Female 280
4!
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Male 970
3

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Female 338
6.
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Female 288
6
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Female 138
4 is just awesome.
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Male 4,393
3 ....
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Female 406
LOL, #3
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Female 23
DEFINATELY NUMBER.......3! x
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Male 158
3
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Male 629
3!!! lmao
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Female 61
10 is definitely more clever and thought-out than the others. :)
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Female 245
6
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Female 19
3 all the way
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Male 59
can someone explain 5 to me? im just not getting it
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Female 105
4 - I laughed my ass off when i read it, but i don`t think enough people will understand the comedic genius.
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Male 28
12
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Male 1
12. Come on, 6 was too easy to come up with :\
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Male 4,012
#9
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Male 128
i vote 3, but i cant believe "you`re going to hollywood" didnt make the cut.
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Male 40
these are all kind of stupid..
i woulda gone with something like

CAPTION:
Man at desk: oh yaaa baby
Waiter: :o mother?!

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Female 462
12.
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Male 10,115
My vote: #3.
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Female 31
10. definitely.
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Male 513

Everyone should look up the meaning behind number 4 before they vote.
It truly is the funniest one there. :D

I`m voting for NUMBER 4.

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Male 777
3
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Male 69
3
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Male 135
2.
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Male 42
10 is the best xD
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Male 5,970
OMG, fancylads mom is famous!!!!!
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