How to Negotiate Big Business Deals

Submitted by: Nevermore7 9 years ago in Entertainment

How far this guy would get if he walked into Yahoo or Google and started on his sales pitch with this technique.
There are 26 comments:
Female 245
Somewhat entertaining. I wonder why it was filmed in such short clips...
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Male 686
who`s this Jerry Yang person he keeps talking to? Is it me? And I don`t want to buy Liberia, I`d rather go for Kenya. And who the hell would have 98 billion in cash? my mom`s not at his meeting.
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Male 354
what a total douche. his net is probably worth about 57 dollars.
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Male 870
[quote">KbtLuke wrote: I can`t phone him `cause I`m from the UK but i wonder how long it will take for someone from the US to call him and then say the number`s fake.[/quote">
Not the US. Israel: http://www.countrycallingcodes.com/Reverse-Lookup.php?calling-code=972
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Male 2,113
i think he is the Antichrist
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Male 7
Hey what about this clone?
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Female 427
The entire time he talked I felt he was coming onto me. What a strange little man. :-?
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Male 1,244
I like Akappy`s better
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Male 646
Some good tips there. L-O-V-E yourself.
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Male 3,301
What? Those clones are still alive? Shouldn`t somebody be getting rid of them by now?

Well anyways, this kind of business practice is effective for Colombian Drug Lords that have armed bodyguard at your side.

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Female 283
^^^^ I noticed that as well. By my count there are three AKappys running around. I feel like making another account, EvilTrexa. Yeah.
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Male 411
Wht`s with the evil counterparts all of a sudden? EvilAKappy, EvilPabassa...
Can I have an evil counterpart? EvilevilM. Or would the double negitives counter out to create jollygoodM )-|? Somthing to think about.
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Female 2,196
i feel like calling him and laughing at him
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Male 133
The best method is as follows:
1) Charge into the room yelling, "I have a gun!"
2) Take out the bag of poo and fling them at the people who hit the floor.
3) Stomp on their fingers
4) Take out your presentation and product mock-up and place them on the table and say, "Now that I have your attention, here`s a new product that I am sure you`d all be interested in..."
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Female 363
Kiss your legs? Wtf?
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Male 410
Papa ... ?
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Male 970
lol who was that guy?
perhaps it will help, but i dont think we will ever negotiate about 44 million…
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Male 4,246
He may have good intentions, but this is WAY too bizarre to be taken seriously.
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Male 554
Yet another video that uses the default/sample music (Beethoven`s 9th Symphony)as their soundtrack. How conscientious.
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Male 1,526
what an ass. if someone acted like that at a negotiation about anything, id say, no drating deal!
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Male 411
Ok got it working...
Not worth it
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Male 411
won`t work for me...
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Male 120
I can`t phone him `cause I`m from the UK but i wonder how long it will take for someone from the US to call him and then say the number`s fake.)-|
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Male 458
some of those were actually pretty witty and smart especially the first one
but then some of those kind of lead me to believe that this video was a joke, like the iphone tip
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Male 2,113
meh...
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Female 48
Link: How to Negotiate Big Business Deals [Rate Link] - How far this guy would get if he walked into Yahoo or Google and started on his sales pitch with this technique.
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