How To Make Diamonds in the Microwave

Submitted by: KeVsTeR2475 9 years ago in Misc
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Hey, after this, you can afford all the microwaves and charcoal you want. BTW, don"t try this at home--please.
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Female 1
I was an idiot for trying this. It cost me a microwave, a dish & a the fear factor beer party!
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Male 47
wow, they managed to make perfectly cut and polished diamonds from coal, just like in superman!!
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Male 32
Hahahahahahha. Wow. Does chunky peanut butter make larger diamonds? I didn`t know this was so simple! Now I can become super rich and educate people who I thought I was serious. :-/

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Female 254
OH MY GOSH. PREPOSTEROUS.
THAT IS LOGICALLY INCORRECT.
-insert tons of science here that disproves it-
You guys are retarded. This is obviously a joke. >_>;
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Female 24
Hahahaha so fake.. As if the diamonds would receive that perfect shape out of nothing. -laugh-
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Male 444
haha hes acting smart

"this is just like the miners in the days. the gold rush. now this is the diamond rush! were doing the same thing. were sifting. through the sediments."

i lol`d

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Female 523
it`s like the hiphop martha stewart.
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Male 287
Oh, the joys of stupid people.

Will you never cease to amuse the more intelligent portion of our population?

I find it hilarious to think about all the people who will probably try this.

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Male 178
LMFAO!! THEY`RE N1GGERS!! THEY PROBABLY DON`T EVEN OWN THAT MICROWAVE!! AHAHAHA!!

N1ggers are F*cking disgusting.

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Male 73
^haha^ but i though that video was just stupid.
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Female 5
WHAT THE F*CK! I PUT MY MOTHER IN THE MICROWAVE AND SHE BLEW UP! NOW I`M PISSED!
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Male 8
lol.

"you dont want dat carbon monoxide all up in your house...impotent"

"word."

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Male 8
That`s SO ghetto...
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Male 592
aside from the fact that they can`t create the right pressure to make diamonds, the burning process at the end which removed the excess carbon would have also burnt away the diamonds. Diamonds are made of carbon and can be burned away--a pretty good waste of a gemstone.
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Male 326
lol,KRAYZEEGIRL
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Male 251
Yes, because sparkling pre-cut diamonds are the result of putting charcoal in the microwave.

Idiots.

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Female 447
looks like them guys would know more about cooking up some crack
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Male 307
Diamonds in the microwave, jewlers in the soot. PiMp
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Male 133
I knew that worked a long time ago. I already have like a bazillion diamonds... you guys are idiots...

(lol...)

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Female 288
i want diamonds...
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Male 778
I think this is hilarious. I love how the diamonds come out cut and clean. If the microwave COULD make diamonds from coal they`d come out like they do in nature.. flawed, disfigured and unclean. Not perfectly cut, polished, and designed haha.
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Female 68
I`M EVEN MAKING TYPOS BECAUSE OF IT! AHHHH!
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Female 68
Brain cells taht I will never get back... Oh, my head...
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Female 2,695
i call shenanigans. they would not be cut like this. (-_-
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Male 33
what the hell. i wasted an entire weekend to get wet chacal and a broken microwave. andddd im out of peanut butter now.
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Male 174
Yeah, nothing wrong with that at all (<-----<< heavy sarcasm).

My money says they work for a microwave company =p

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Female 233
LOL at the end. That would be cool if it did work.
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Male 22
WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!! :P
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Male 686
wouldn`t it be funny if they dropped their cut diamonds in the end and lost them? btw to make this work you need to put the lighter fluid in WITH the charcoal and peanut butter, and smash the microwave over the top with a sledge hammer, for extra pressure. try it at home, kids!
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Male 2
ok when i saw this 2 things came to mind

1 this is freaking awesome if its real and i wanna try it
2 im gonna send this link to mythbusters to find out if it is real

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Male 203
Nice idea, but FAKE AS HELL! The diamonds at the end are perfectly carved, so it`s obviously not real.
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Female 427
And another thing to add, if they can make diamonds in their microwave why are they living in a run down apartment with a rusted grill and dollar store lawn chairs in The Bronx?
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Female 427
I agree with whoever said it before me. The diamonds shown at the end of the video were just set there to make it look pretty, they weren`t the actual "diamonds" from the strainer.

What should really be pointed out is the fact that when he showed you the strainer there were no "diamonds" in it after he rinsed and then the camera cut and voila, there were diamonds in the strainer. If you`re going to argue, atleast put up a good argument.

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Male 196
Lucy i the mircowave with diamonds!
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Female 14
"Diamonds in the Microwave!!!!"
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Female 364
FAIL
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Male 2,113
lol
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Female 434
"[email protected], I was out of Skippy so I used Jif, and all I got was these rubies."

That`s better than me.
I used Safeway peanut butter and got nothing but a couple of opals.

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Male 6
What was the peanut butter supposed to do?
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Female 986
. . . o.o; diamonds don`t just appear like that... they are cut like that...
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Male 615
Whoops. Missed all of the other peoples who did that... >.< sad to see i think like the masses.
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Male 615
WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED IT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!
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Male 4
OMG i tried this and it actually worked holy dratin poo
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Male 466
Wow... humanity is trully stupid. God help us all if we were ever invaded by aliens of any discernable intelect.

Whats next? Pencil lead into gold chains?

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Male 97
WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!
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Male 75
(lets see, how can i rap about this...)
Diamonds in tha microwave...
Diamonds in tha microwave...
Diamonds in tha microwave...
Puttin diamonds in tha microwave...
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Male 18
wow 1 hour microwwaveing and some penute butter that toattly makes up for tousands of pounds of pressure and heat
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Male 713
o i c
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Female 60
I knew it was a joke when they mentioned "Skippy Peanutbutter".
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Female 696
Its funny that the diamonds on the stove are perfectly faceted diamonds.

Whats the peanut butter `supposed` to do anyway?

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Male 41
it works better if you use diamonds instead of the charcoal
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Female 2,196
^i guess u like me

btw u gotta use a toaster not a microwave

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Male 554
I like cheez
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Male 554
wtf, I just watched the whole f ucking vid just to see some clearly placed diamonds (or zirconias) at the end. They tried to make themselves sound smart, but they were just bulls hit artists.
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Male 646
There will be people who would try this... but they are also the people too stupid to operate a microwave.
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Male 128
poo! I blew my microwave up trying this....
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Female 95
omg... why did I waste those minutes of my life? why!?
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Female 83
Crap, I`m allergic to peanut butter. Guess I`ll never be rich.

Like everyone else, I bought it until the end shot. Well, I didn`t think they`d make genuine diamonds - just some crystal thing that looked similar.

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Female 2,064
FAKE. They wouldn`t be in that dirty suburban home if it were real. Besides, 1.) he cut the video. 2.) The diamonds were pre-cut and polished! And 3.) WTF did peanut butter have to do with ANYTHING? T_T

I know by now everyone knows its fake, so, oh well. *shrugs*

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Male 190
does it matter if the peanut butter is crunchy or smooth?
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Male 895
XD DONT TRY THIS, Cause diamonds dont come out cut, as in, that shape. So obviously they just popped them in there. However that was funny.
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Male 1,085


"till they show`d the diamonds.."

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Male 394
DUDE!!! I tryed it and it worked!!!
IM RICH!!!
YES!!!!
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Female 1,470
Dude, this is so gay
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Female 263
What a load of crap....
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Female 414
in science we saw a movie about making man-made diamonds... they used peanut butter and it worked. but that was with heavy machinery, tons and tons of pressure and a lot of heat. i call this poo! or sh*t, whatever. stupid filters!
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Male 79
"Making diamonds in the microwave!" repeated 8 times while walking down a 10 foot hallway.. Great entertainers!!
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Male 110
i didn`t think they`d actually try to show CUT diamonds... thats.... so retarded...
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Male 305
WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY WIFE IS PISSED!
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Female 283
Oh, please. These people are idiots. Everyone knows that charcoal and blackberry jam in a microwave makes platinum! I made enough to platinum-leaf my bathtub.
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Male 18
peanutbutter, why in the name of microwave diamonds, peanutbutter?!?... everybody knows u do it with mayonaise
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Male 513
poo? damn filters. how about sh*t?
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Male 513
Only ghetto trash like these guys will actually fall this poo.
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Female 7
"WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!"
If I hear that one more time I will go insane.

..."my mom got blowd up now my microwave is pissed" was funny though. Bonus points for TheArif for originality and humor. LOLed.

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Male 1,244
kooshi_govno: If your going to make fun of stupids, make sure your post makes sense.
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Female 208
Heh, I want to try this just to see what you actually get... Maybe some worthless black crap.
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Female 1,244
ooh fire
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Male 392
Shenanigans
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Male 580
Haha. I thought it was funny at least.

"Diamons in tha microwave"

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Male 39
Aww, a lot of other people already said it..

;[

Yeah, you see a bunch of black crap from charcoal, then MAGICALLY, the camera "blinks", goes to them, goes back to the bowl, and has cut and polished diamonds in it..

psh.

Yeah right.

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Male 205
"i knew it was fake from the peanut butter"
"i knew it was fake when i saw the diamonds were cut"

HOLY dratING poo YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID HOW COULD YOU NOT REALISE THIS WAS FAKE FROM THE TITLE ???

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Male 50
lol
"you dont want carbon monoxide all up in yol house"

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Female 360
That settles it.. Someone is just going to have to do this, and report back to the rest of us on wether or not it worked.. and you`re going to have to have pictures people..

If anyone here is from minnesota, I have an extra microwave, some charcoal, and 10 jars of skippy peanut butter (there was a sale.. 10 for 10 at Cub Foods).. Anyone brave enough to try it send me a line.. LOL.. I, however, am not..

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Male 358
WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!
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Male 317
lol. you get "cut" diamond? that would be like finding a gold ingot bar in a gold mine.
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Female 375
"Diamonds in the microwaaave. Diamonds in the microwaaave..."
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Male 277
Takes too long.
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Male 666
If you use an oven, you get gold instead.
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Female 1,890
as soon as i turn 18 im buying a microwave and trying this
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Male 625
what the drat everyone here is so retarded, obviously if you take a piece of charcoal cover it in peanut butter and set it alight you get diamonds. didnt you idiots learn that at school?!
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Male 100
Oh. My. God.
WTB news story about some idiot in the hood trying this!
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Male 9,305
Okay kids, now do this at home, inside, breathe deeeeeeply and keep your face near the microwave door at all times to keep a CLOSE EYE on those diamonds! Remember! This ALWAYS WORKS!
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Female 731
Haha...ghetto jewelry.
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Male 683
im not even going to post on this thread....... DAMN
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Male 4,012
ghostofme started it.
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Male 954
BS
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Female 311
"Does this SCREAM next episode of "untold stories of the ER"? or is it just me?"
hahaha so true
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Male 375
[email protected], I was out of Skippy so I used Jif, and all I got was these rubies.
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Male 15
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Male 1,231
This is hillarious! An abvious mockumentary from the start its fantastic, where can i find more of this stuff???
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Male 10,440
what the fack!? CUT diamonds from a microwave?? This was not worth my time.
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tharith
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
221 Posts Saturday, February 02, 2008 6:32:42 AM
WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MOM GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MICROWAVE IS PISSED! (im a retard)

I just laughed out loud to that and now my mum thinks im insane, first laugh i`ve had from this site, and it wasn`t any of the videos...:l

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Female 507
lol Pabasa,

and, O_O wtf heh

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Male 300
This one time, I put peanut butter on.....

Uhhhhh nevermind.

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Female 33
Is it just me or did those guys look like two guys from SNL? (Well, at least two guys that used to be on the show, I dont know if they still are)
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Male 266
WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MOM GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MICROWAVE IS PISSED! (im a retard)
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Male 442
WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MUM IS PISSED! (im from England)
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Male 1,093
WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!

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Male 12
Dude the fire department just came over and asked me what the hell i was doing.......
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Male 274
i love how people are trying to look all cool and smart by proving this video wrong.
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Male 277
yeaaah i was kind of buying it right up to the point where he said "making diamonds in the microwave!"


bastards.

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Female 32
Does this SCREAM next episode of "untold stories of the ER"? or is it just me?
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Male 2,159
If those were real diamonds, I`m doing it. Obviously, they weren`t the fully cut diamonds @ the end, but they could still be diamonds.

Or glass. Or crystals from a reaction of some kind. Or white stones hidden in the PB. Or something else...

Btw. Kaizer, what`s the point of any of these videos?!?

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Male 453
WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!
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Male 9
WOOOOOW THEY GET CUT DIAMONDS FROM IT!!! LOL
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Male 650
Can nobody here take a joke?
Mmmmm peanut butter...
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Male 1,265
I`m a second year chemist at uni.... and i can`t even begin to tell you how much was wrong with that video. For a start diamonds take extremely high temp. and pressure to form, secondly, since when have they ever been formed faceted?
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Male 98
I`ve seen diamonds made at Gemcorp...they`re getting so good at making diamonds, DeBeers is starting to take them seriously...but they use big ass machines...

Seems BlingTV has found a cheaper way of manufacturing diamonds. Peanut Butter...who knew?

and stfu Tyrizzle, Windrider15 is cute! too bad he`s 15.

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Male 3,619
i knew this was fake right from the beginning, you need ALLOT of coal stuff to make a tiny winy diamond. more than peanut butter and microwave.
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Male 908
Windrider15
Male, 13-17, Western US
148 Posts Saturday, February 02, 2008 1:37:25 AM
WOOOOW

Brodsta is SMART!!!!!!

i congratulate you on knowing something compleely pointless and utterly exhausting

(but it was rather interesting)

-I congratulate you on being so ugly

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Male 645
Looks fake, And I hate both of them.
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Male 8,300
WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!
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Male 4,012
WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!
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Female 56
Bahaha, Im rather good like that. >_<
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Male 299
peanutbutter diamonds... yeah... that makes sense.
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Male 4,246
I had some trouble seeing this clip because I tried the "free Internet" hack a few weeks ago, and now my monitor is all messed up. :-(

PS: That was a joke. So is this video.

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Male 1
Im gonna buy Donald Trump..
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Male 308
ya...um..diamonds don`t come out all polished and cut like that. they`re usually a big chunk of rock that is cut down and polished to look like that...so, bullpoo
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Male 656
WOOOOW

Brodsta is SMART!!!!!!

i congratulate you on knowing something compleely pointless and utterly exhausting

(but it was rather interesting)

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Female 109
Oooh. gonna make me some princess cut diamonds in my microwave
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Male 2,076
kooshi_govno hit it on the head. anyone who believes this deserves to waste their money on the book
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Male 313
they just did this so people would buy their book, great marketing strategy. market it to stupid people, and you have over half of america in the palm or four hand
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Male 313
thanks for that brainiac, jeez
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Female 469
Well, I think those diamonds at the end were just shown there to make the whole logo display prettier. Still don`t believe it, though.
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Female 1,070
o.o
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Female 56
In order to make a diamond you just need to take a sample of low cost carbon and heat it to around 1,500 degrees Celsius and then compress it with a pressure of approximately 55 thousand atmospheres. One atmosphere pressure is about 1 kg/square centimeter - that`s equivalent to a one litre carton of milk balanced on a thumbnail. 55 thousand atmospheres would mean you have 55 tonnes pushing down on the thumbnail! That`s equivalent to twelve elephants standing one on top of the other!


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Kaizer250 Its a clearly conspiracy! The Microwave Company`s are trying to make dumbass` blow up there microwaves.

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Male 270
i was hoping an explosion in their face or somethin...

that sucks

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Male 777
What was the point of this video?
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Male 151
diamonds are just made out of carbon... but that was clearly bull or otherwise they would have cleaned the diamonds up infront of the camera to prove that it works
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Male 516
I`m just waiting for someone to come and post on here saying: "WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!"
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Male 438
I think there microwave has a diamond cutter and polisher in it too
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Male 17
Ya its BS. Those diamonds are already cut. Natural diamonds are shaped like 2 pyramids bottom side together.
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Male 656
omfg, If an yone actually beives this poo they are styupider than my dog,who is very stupid)

i thought it was real till the very end when they show`d the diamonds, fully cut and everything, i was like yeah right idiots

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Female 165
3rd?! Blingerific.
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Male 1,354
I call bullshiite
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Female 26
i wanna make me some diamonds!
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Male 1,837
Link: How To Make Diamonds in the Microwave [Rate Link] - Hey, after this, you can afford all the microwaves and charcoal you want. BTW, don`t try this at home--please.
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