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Date: 02/02/08 12:40 AM

148 Responses to How To Make Diamonds in the Microwave

  1. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    February 1, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    Link: How To Make Diamonds in the Microwave - Hey, after this, you can afford all the microwaves and charcoal you want. BTW, don`t try this at home--please.
  2. Profile photo of jilly__bones
    jilly__bones Female 18-29
    26 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 12:49 am
    i wanna make me some diamonds!
  3. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 12:52 am
    I call bullshiite
  4. Profile photo of Blutdurstig
    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
    165 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 12:53 am
    3rd?! Blingerific.
  5. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 12:58 am
    omfg, If an yone actually beives this poo they are styupider than my dog,who is very stupid)

    i thought it was real till the very end when they show`d the diamonds, fully cut and everything, i was like yeah right idiots

  6. Profile photo of elimitator
    elimitator Male 18-29
    17 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:00 am
    Ya its BS. Those diamonds are already cut. Natural diamonds are shaped like 2 pyramids bottom side together.
  7. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:01 am
    I think there microwave has a diamond cutter and polisher in it too
  8. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:03 am
    I`m just waiting for someone to come and post on here saying: "WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!"
  9. Profile photo of biffyclyro27
    biffyclyro27 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:03 am
    diamonds are just made out of carbon... but that was clearly bull or otherwise they would have cleaned the diamonds up infront of the camera to prove that it works
  10. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:04 am
    What was the point of this video?
  11. Profile photo of mag3ing1
    mag3ing1 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:08 am
    i was hoping an explosion in their face or somethin...

    that sucks

  12. Profile photo of XxBrodstaxX
    XxBrodstaxX Female 18-29
    56 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:08 am
    In order to make a diamond you just need to take a sample of low cost carbon and heat it to around 1,500 degrees Celsius and then compress it with a pressure of approximately 55 thousand atmospheres. One atmosphere pressure is about 1 kg/square centimeter - that`s equivalent to a one litre carton of milk balanced on a thumbnail. 55 thousand atmospheres would mean you have 55 tonnes pushing down on the thumbnail! That`s equivalent to twelve elephants standing one on top of the other!


    -

    Kaizer250 Its a clearly conspiracy! The Microwave Company`s are trying to make dumbass` blow up there microwaves.

  13. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:17 am
    o.o
  14. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:18 am
    Well, I think those diamonds at the end were just shown there to make the whole logo display prettier. Still don`t believe it, though.
  15. Profile photo of kooshi_govno
    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:22 am
    thanks for that brainiac, jeez
  16. Profile photo of kooshi_govno
    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:24 am
    they just did this so people would buy their book, great marketing strategy. market it to stupid people, and you have over half of america in the palm or four hand
  17. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:33 am
    kooshi_govno hit it on the head. anyone who believes this deserves to waste their money on the book
  18. Profile photo of binxyboo
    binxyboo Female 30-39
    109 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:34 am
    Oooh. gonna make me some princess cut diamonds in my microwave
  19. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:37 am
    WOOOOW

    Brodsta is SMART!!!!!!

    i congratulate you on knowing something compleely pointless and utterly exhausting

    (but it was rather interesting)

  20. Profile photo of lucid_wizard
    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
    308 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:38 am
    ya...um..diamonds don`t come out all polished and cut like that. they`re usually a big chunk of rock that is cut down and polished to look like that...so, bullpoo
  21. Profile photo of FreeTHC
    FreeTHC Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 2, 2008 at 2:24 am
    Im gonna buy Donald Trump..
  22. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 2:31 am
    I had some trouble seeing this clip because I tried the "free Internet" hack a few weeks ago, and now my monitor is all messed up. :-(

    PS: That was a joke. So is this video.

  23. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 2:32 am
    peanutbutter diamonds... yeah... that makes sense.
  24. Profile photo of XxBrodstaxX
    XxBrodstaxX Female 18-29
    56 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 2:36 am
    Bahaha, Im rather good like that. >_<
  25. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 2:48 am
    WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!
  26. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 3:18 am
    WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!
  27. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 3:21 am
    Looks fake, And I hate both of them.
  28. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 3:34 am
    Windrider15
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    148 Posts Saturday, February 02, 2008 1:37:25 AM
    WOOOOW

    Brodsta is SMART!!!!!!

    i congratulate you on knowing something compleely pointless and utterly exhausting

    (but it was rather interesting)

    -I congratulate you on being so ugly

  29. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 3:36 am
    i knew this was fake right from the beginning, you need ALLOT of coal stuff to make a tiny winy diamond. more than peanut butter and microwave.
  30. Profile photo of Adyckt
    Adyckt Male 18-29
    98 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 3:53 am
    I`ve seen diamonds made at Gemcorp...they`re getting so good at making diamonds, DeBeers is starting to take them seriously...but they use big ass machines...

    Seems BlingTV has found a cheaper way of manufacturing diamonds. Peanut Butter...who knew?

    and stfu Tyrizzle, Windrider15 is cute! too bad he`s 15.

  31. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 4:10 am
    I`m a second year chemist at uni.... and i can`t even begin to tell you how much was wrong with that video. For a start diamonds take extremely high temp. and pressure to form, secondly, since when have they ever been formed faceted?
  32. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 4:32 am
    Can nobody here take a joke?
    Mmmmm peanut butter...
  33. Profile photo of remuladgryta
    remuladgryta Male 13-17
    9 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 5:01 am
    WOOOOOW THEY GET CUT DIAMONDS FROM IT!!! LOL
  34. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 5:06 am
    WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!
  35. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 5:32 am
    If those were real diamonds, I`m doing it. Obviously, they weren`t the fully cut diamonds @ the end, but they could still be diamonds.

    Or glass. Or crystals from a reaction of some kind. Or white stones hidden in the PB. Or something else...

    Btw. Kaizer, what`s the point of any of these videos?!?

  36. Profile photo of Lilteddie704
    Lilteddie704 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 5:47 am
    Does this SCREAM next episode of "untold stories of the ER"? or is it just me?
  37. Profile photo of xskullkidx
    xskullkidx Male 13-17
    277 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 5:52 am
    yeaaah i was kind of buying it right up to the point where he said "making diamonds in the microwave!"


    bastards.

  38. Profile photo of XxSpeedy
    XxSpeedy Male 13-17
    274 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:05 am
    i love how people are trying to look all cool and smart by proving this video wrong.
  39. Profile photo of candlewood
    candlewood Male 13-17
    12 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:15 am
    Dude the fire department just came over and asked me what the hell i was doing.......
  40. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:17 am
    WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!

  41. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:29 am
    WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MUM IS PISSED! (im from England)
  42. Profile photo of tharith
    tharith Male 18-29
    266 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:32 am
    WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MOM GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MICROWAVE IS PISSED! (im a retard)
  43. Profile photo of amgbac09
    amgbac09 Female 18-29
    33 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:34 am
    Is it just me or did those guys look like two guys from SNL? (Well, at least two guys that used to be on the show, I dont know if they still are)
  44. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:42 am
    This one time, I put peanut butter on.....

    Uhhhhh nevermind.

  45. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:54 am
    lol Pabasa,

    and, O_O wtf heh

  46. Profile photo of ps2crazy1994
    ps2crazy1994 Male 70 & Over
    17 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:59 am
    tharith
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    221 Posts Saturday, February 02, 2008 6:32:42 AM
    WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MOM GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MICROWAVE IS PISSED! (im a retard)

    I just laughed out loud to that and now my mum thinks im insane, first laugh i`ve had from this site, and it wasn`t any of the videos...:l

  47. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:59 am
    what the fack!? CUT diamonds from a microwave?? This was not worth my time.
  48. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 7:00 am
    This is hillarious! An abvious mockumentary from the start its fantastic, where can i find more of this stuff???
  49. Profile photo of Slugger1973
    Slugger1973 Male 30-39
    15 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 7:20 am
    I call conspiracy...
  50. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 7:21 am
    [email protected], I was out of Skippy so I used Jif, and all I got was these rubies.
  51. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 7:25 am
    "Does this SCREAM next episode of "untold stories of the ER"? or is it just me?"
    hahaha so true
  52. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 7:26 am
    BS
  53. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 7:46 am
    ghostofme started it.
  54. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 8:16 am
    im not even going to post on this thread....... DAMN
  55. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 8:25 am
    Haha...ghetto jewelry.
  56. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 8:37 am
    Okay kids, now do this at home, inside, breathe deeeeeeply and keep your face near the microwave door at all times to keep a CLOSE EYE on those diamonds! Remember! This ALWAYS WORKS!
  57. Profile photo of enzo213
    enzo213 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 9:11 am
    Oh. My. God.
    WTB news story about some idiot in the hood trying this!
  58. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 9:19 am
    what the drat everyone here is so retarded, obviously if you take a piece of charcoal cover it in peanut butter and set it alight you get diamonds. didnt you idiots learn that at school?!
  59. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 9:26 am
    as soon as i turn 18 im buying a microwave and trying this
  60. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 9:30 am
    If you use an oven, you get gold instead.
  61. Profile photo of randomer
    randomer Male 13-17
    277 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 9:50 am
    Takes too long.
  62. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 9:58 am
    "Diamonds in the microwaaave. Diamonds in the microwaaave..."
  63. Profile photo of robock
    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 10:42 am
    lol. you get "cut" diamond? that would be like finding a gold ingot bar in a gold mine.
  64. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 10:47 am
    WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!
  65. Profile photo of minjofu
    minjofu Female 18-29
    360 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 11:20 am
    That settles it.. Someone is just going to have to do this, and report back to the rest of us on wether or not it worked.. and you`re going to have to have pictures people..

    If anyone here is from minnesota, I have an extra microwave, some charcoal, and 10 jars of skippy peanut butter (there was a sale.. 10 for 10 at Cub Foods).. Anyone brave enough to try it send me a line.. LOL.. I, however, am not..

  66. Profile photo of DRSHOWERMAN
    DRSHOWERMAN Male 18-29
    50 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 11:24 am
    lol
    "you dont want carbon monoxide all up in yol house"

  67. Profile photo of RelaxEnjoy
    RelaxEnjoy Male 18-29
    205 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 11:24 am
    "i knew it was fake from the peanut butter"
    "i knew it was fake when i saw the diamonds were cut"

    HOLY dratING poo YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID HOW COULD YOU NOT REALISE THIS WAS FAKE FROM THE TITLE ???

  68. Profile photo of guitarguy10
    guitarguy10 Male 13-17
    39 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 11:33 am
    Aww, a lot of other people already said it..

    ;[

    Yeah, you see a bunch of black crap from charcoal, then MAGICALLY, the camera "blinks", goes to them, goes back to the bowl, and has cut and polished diamonds in it..

    psh.

    Yeah right.

  69. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 11:41 am
    Haha. I thought it was funny at least.

    "Diamons in tha microwave"

  70. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 11:42 am
    Shenanigans
  71. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 11:51 am
    ooh fire
  72. Profile photo of aToMiC_dOg18
    aToMiC_dOg18 Female 13-17
    208 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 11:51 am
    Heh, I want to try this just to see what you actually get... Maybe some worthless black crap.
  73. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 11:56 am
    kooshi_govno: If your going to make fun of stupids, make sure your post makes sense.
  74. Profile photo of springawaken
    springawaken Female 13-17
    7 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    "WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!"
    If I hear that one more time I will go insane.

    ..."my mom got blowd up now my microwave is pissed" was funny though. Bonus points for TheArif for originality and humor. LOLed.

  75. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    Only ghetto trash like these guys will actually fall this poo.
  76. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    poo? damn filters. how about sh*t?
  77. Profile photo of TheRiddler2k
    TheRiddler2k Male 18-29
    18 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    peanutbutter, why in the name of microwave diamonds, peanutbutter?!?... everybody knows u do it with mayonaise
  78. Profile photo of Trexa
    Trexa Female 18-29
    283 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    Oh, please. These people are idiots. Everyone knows that charcoal and blackberry jam in a microwave makes platinum! I made enough to platinum-leaf my bathtub.
  79. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY WIFE IS PISSED!
  80. Profile photo of Pure_Jenius
    Pure_Jenius Male 18-29
    110 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    i didn`t think they`d actually try to show CUT diamonds... thats.... so retarded...
  81. Profile photo of cruisin838
    cruisin838 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    "Making diamonds in the microwave!" repeated 8 times while walking down a 10 foot hallway.. Great entertainers!!
  82. Profile photo of sunsetxluv22
    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
    414 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    in science we saw a movie about making man-made diamonds... they used peanut butter and it worked. but that was with heavy machinery, tons and tons of pressure and a lot of heat. i call this poo! or sh*t, whatever. stupid filters!
  83. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    What a load of crap....
  84. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    Dude, this is so gay
  85. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    DUDE!!! I tryed it and it worked!!!
    IM RICH!!!
    YES!!!!
  86. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 3:23 pm


    "till they show`d the diamonds.."

  87. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    XD DONT TRY THIS, Cause diamonds dont come out cut, as in, that shape. So obviously they just popped them in there. However that was funny.
  88. Profile photo of repost
    repost Male 13-17
    190 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    does it matter if the peanut butter is crunchy or smooth?
  89. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    FAKE. They wouldn`t be in that dirty suburban home if it were real. Besides, 1.) he cut the video. 2.) The diamonds were pre-cut and polished! And 3.) WTF did peanut butter have to do with ANYTHING? T_T

    I know by now everyone knows its fake, so, oh well. *shrugs*

  90. Profile photo of 12natalie
    12natalie Female 13-17
    83 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    Crap, I`m allergic to peanut butter. Guess I`ll never be rich.

    Like everyone else, I bought it until the end shot. Well, I didn`t think they`d make genuine diamonds - just some crystal thing that looked similar.

  91. Profile photo of Hanninha
    Hanninha Female 18-29
    95 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    omg... why did I waste those minutes of my life? why!?
  92. Profile photo of strings99
    strings99 Male 13-17
    128 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    poo! I blew my microwave up trying this....
  93. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    There will be people who would try this... but they are also the people too stupid to operate a microwave.
  94. Profile photo of thecite
    thecite Male 13-17
    554 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    wtf, I just watched the whole f ucking vid just to see some clearly placed diamonds (or zirconias) at the end. They tried to make themselves sound smart, but they were just bulls hit artists.
  95. Profile photo of thecite
    thecite Male 13-17
    554 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    I like cheez
  96. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    ^i guess u like me

    btw u gotta use a toaster not a microwave

  97. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    Its funny that the diamonds on the stove are perfectly faceted diamonds.

    Whats the peanut butter `supposed` to do anyway?

  98. Profile photo of Thegodofhats
    Thegodofhats Female 13-17
    60 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    I knew it was a joke when they mentioned "Skippy Peanutbutter".
  99. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    o i c
  100. Profile photo of mattbru77
    mattbru77 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    wow 1 hour microwwaveing and some penute butter that toattly makes up for tousands of pounds of pressure and heat
  101. Profile photo of haveabadday5
    haveabadday5 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    (lets see, how can i rap about this...)
    Diamonds in tha microwave...
    Diamonds in tha microwave...
    Diamonds in tha microwave...
    Puttin diamonds in tha microwave...
  102. Profile photo of Smollet
    Smollet Male 13-17
    97 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!
  103. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
    466 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    Wow... humanity is trully stupid. God help us all if we were ever invaded by aliens of any discernable intelect.

    Whats next? Pencil lead into gold chains?

  104. Profile photo of ttcardtt34
    ttcardtt34 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    OMG i tried this and it actually worked holy dratin poo
  105. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED IT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!
  106. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    Whoops. Missed all of the other peoples who did that... >.< sad to see i think like the masses.
  107. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    . . . o.o; diamonds don`t just appear like that... they are cut like that...
  108. Profile photo of NegaNero
    NegaNero Male 13-17
    6 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 9:59 pm
    What was the peanut butter supposed to do?
  109. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 10:41 pm
    "[email protected], I was out of Skippy so I used Jif, and all I got was these rubies."

    That`s better than me.
    I used Safeway peanut butter and got nothing but a couple of opals.

  110. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 2, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    lol
  111. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 3:45 am
    FAIL
  112. Profile photo of emmz0r
    emmz0r Female 18-29
    14 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 3:57 am
    "Diamonds in the Microwave!!!!"
  113. Profile photo of Manar
    Manar Male 30-39
    196 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 4:46 am
    Lucy i the mircowave with diamonds!
  114. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 6:18 am
    I agree with whoever said it before me. The diamonds shown at the end of the video were just set there to make it look pretty, they weren`t the actual "diamonds" from the strainer.

    What should really be pointed out is the fact that when he showed you the strainer there were no "diamonds" in it after he rinsed and then the camera cut and voila, there were diamonds in the strainer. If you`re going to argue, atleast put up a good argument.

  115. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 6:21 am
    And another thing to add, if they can make diamonds in their microwave why are they living in a run down apartment with a rusted grill and dollar store lawn chairs in The Bronx?
  116. Profile photo of overgamer435
    overgamer435 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 6:28 am
    Nice idea, but FAKE AS HELL! The diamonds at the end are perfectly carved, so it`s obviously not real.
  117. Profile photo of CrazyEyez88
    CrazyEyez88 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:33 am
    ok when i saw this 2 things came to mind

    1 this is freaking awesome if its real and i wanna try it
    2 im gonna send this link to mythbusters to find out if it is real

  118. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:50 am
    wouldn`t it be funny if they dropped their cut diamonds in the end and lost them? btw to make this work you need to put the lighter fluid in WITH the charcoal and peanut butter, and smash the microwave over the top with a sledge hammer, for extra pressure. try it at home, kids!
  119. Profile photo of toplak666
    toplak666 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 11:02 am
    WHAT THE F*CK! I TRIED THAT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT BLOWD UP! NOW MY MOM IS PISSED!! :P
  120. Profile photo of January16
    January16 Female 13-17
    233 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 11:52 am
    LOL at the end. That would be cool if it did work.
  121. Profile photo of sabreduelist
    sabreduelist Male 13-17
    174 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    Yeah, nothing wrong with that at all (<-----<< heavy sarcasm).

    My money says they work for a microwave company =p

  122. Profile photo of zero87194
    zero87194 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    what the hell. i wasted an entire weekend to get wet chacal and a broken microwave. andddd im out of peanut butter now.
  123. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    i call shenanigans. they would not be cut like this. (-_-
  124. Profile photo of macabresoren
    macabresoren Female 18-29
    68 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    Brain cells taht I will never get back... Oh, my head...
  125. Profile photo of macabresoren
    macabresoren Female 18-29
    68 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    I`M EVEN MAKING TYPOS BECAUSE OF IT! AHHHH!
  126. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    I think this is hilarious. I love how the diamonds come out cut and clean. If the microwave COULD make diamonds from coal they`d come out like they do in nature.. flawed, disfigured and unclean. Not perfectly cut, polished, and designed haha.
  127. Profile photo of RehtaeH
    RehtaeH Female 18-29
    288 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    i want diamonds...
  128. Profile photo of Toribor
    Toribor Male 18-29
    133 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    I knew that worked a long time ago. I already have like a bazillion diamonds... you guys are idiots...

    (lol...)

  129. Profile photo of RandomEgg
    RandomEgg Male 13-17
    307 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    Diamonds in the microwave, jewlers in the soot. PiMp
  130. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    February 3, 2008 at 10:46 pm
    looks like them guys would know more about cooking up some crack
  131. Profile photo of Wyrenth
    Wyrenth Male 18-29
    251 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 2:13 am
    Yes, because sparkling pre-cut diamonds are the result of putting charcoal in the microwave.

    Idiots.

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    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
    326 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    lol,KRAYZEEGIRL
  133. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    aside from the fact that they can`t create the right pressure to make diamonds, the burning process at the end which removed the excess carbon would have also burnt away the diamonds. Diamonds are made of carbon and can be burned away--a pretty good waste of a gemstone.
  134. Profile photo of wyrdicon
    wyrdicon Male 30-39
    8 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 12:07 am
    That`s SO ghetto...
  135. Profile photo of wyrdicon
    wyrdicon Male 30-39
    8 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 12:11 am
    lol.

    "you dont want dat carbon monoxide all up in your house...impotent"

    "word."

  136. Profile photo of PlastikWhore
    PlastikWhore Female 13-17
    5 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 12:49 am
    WHAT THE F*CK! I PUT MY MOTHER IN THE MICROWAVE AND SHE BLEW UP! NOW I`M PISSED!
  137. Profile photo of davidko0628
    davidko0628 Male 30-39
    73 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    ^haha^ but i though that video was just stupid.
  138. Profile photo of M3chan1caL
    M3chan1caL Male 18-29
    178 posts
    February 8, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    LMFAO!! THEY`RE N1GGERS!! THEY PROBABLY DON`T EVEN OWN THAT MICROWAVE!! AHAHAHA!!

    N1ggers are F*cking disgusting.

  139. Profile photo of Vogt
    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    February 9, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    Oh, the joys of stupid people.

    Will you never cease to amuse the more intelligent portion of our population?

    I find it hilarious to think about all the people who will probably try this.

  140. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    March 19, 2008 at 11:31 am
    it`s like the hiphop martha stewart.
  141. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    haha hes acting smart

    "this is just like the miners in the days. the gold rush. now this is the diamond rush! were doing the same thing. were sifting. through the sediments."

    i lol`d

  142. Profile photo of Cyan00
    Cyan00 Female 18-29
    24 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:23 am
    Hahahaha so fake.. As if the diamonds would receive that perfect shape out of nothing. -laugh-
  143. Profile photo of hooray4hazel
    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    254 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    OH MY GOSH. PREPOSTEROUS.
    THAT IS LOGICALLY INCORRECT.
    -insert tons of science here that disproves it-
    You guys are retarded. This is obviously a joke. >_>;
  144. Profile photo of Orangejuus
    Orangejuus Male 13-17
    32 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    Hahahahahahha. Wow. Does chunky peanut butter make larger diamonds? I didn`t know this was so simple! Now I can become super rich and educate people who I thought I was serious. :-/

  145. Profile photo of evilben
    evilben Male 18-29
    47 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 11:06 am
    wow, they managed to make perfectly cut and polished diamonds from coal, just like in superman!!
  146. Profile photo of magabe
    magabe Female 50-59
    1 post
    August 6, 2008 at 4:51 am
    I was an idiot for trying this. It cost me a microwave, a dish & a the fear factor beer party!
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    HPHTdme Male 40-49
    1 post
    June 1, 2009 at 9:36 pm
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