How to Eat Watermelon with Petey Greene

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago Weird
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Eating watermelon isn"t as easy at it may seem. Petey Greene, two-time Emmy Award-winner, shows you how it"s done.
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Female 731
Word.
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Female 1,070
dang those niggras are passionate for their watermelonz
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Male 3,057
That was kind of offensive.
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Female 744
Oh man, I wish to share that watermelon with that man.
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Female 62
I wish he were still around to tell the world how the new "Seedless Watermelon" has no heart! (I neer heard that term before.) I remember when the middle of a watermelon was red and sweet as Kool-Aid, but now, there`s twice as much white, twice as much rind, and almost no red in a watermelon. No fair!
And if this is racist, Caribbean people eating Roti racist, English people eating fish and chips is racist, and Scottish people eating Haggis is racist. Ask them, they all have preferred ways of eating their traditional favorites.
BTW, this guy reminds me of the great Jerry Reed.
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Male 4,393
ok.... :P
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Female 327
"this has to be the most racist link on i-a-b"

If it was a white man on there imitating a black man eating watermelon, then I would agree with you. But it`s not. Please explain why this is "racist".

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Male 822
stereotype?????

or strange coincedence?????

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Male 813
"this has to be the most racist link on i-a-b"

I didn`t know watermelon were a race.

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Male 376
that is a man i would have been proud to slurp watermelon with. he don`t give a fck and he knows what he likes.
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Male 747
XD
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Female 25
Best video I have seen on IAB
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Male 73
"Does he talk about fried chicken at any point?"

yes but he only said it once he never actually talked about it

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Female 70
it`s cute this post came up during black history month.
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Female 71
this has to be the most racist link on i-a-b
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Male 641
Lawd ha mercy.

Ameshyputsibback THAS DA WAY TO EAT WATERMELON. I dun care if you`s a Ph.D

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Male 176
I`ve thought about it for a while. And I think I agree with him. My stance, though not as vehement as his, is essentially the same: Watermelon needs nothing. Anything else is only dead weight that Watermelon must carry to your taste buds at the loss of some of its own tastiness. It is pure goodness that can only be tainted and diluted.
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Female 2,695
-sob- LEAVE WATERMELON ALONE!!! -sob-
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Male 53
That was hilarious! :-) Funny guy! He`s just trying to entertain, you know, like good friends hanging around at home, talkin` up a storm and inventing good stories. Everything you say doesn`t have to be unassailable when you`re just trying to entertain! I loved this clip.
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Female 368
I love that guy...I wish my ghetto neighbors were more like him!!! I`d eat watermelon with him anytime!!!
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Female 296
mmmmmmm... watermelon. was he eating the seeds too? i didnt see him spit any out.
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Male 1,244
He talks like a bum
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Male 4
could someone please explain to me how that video is being racist?
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Female 460
Um, I couldn`t watch more than 10 seconds cuz his lip smacking got on my nerves.
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Male 1,361
How to wave hello? Petey Greene? Pedophillea? WTF is wrong with I-A-B lately
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Male 1,036
Does he talk about fried chicken at any point?
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Male 1,003
Oh, I`m sorry. What year is it? 2008? Ok, then I`m not interested in what my grandma used to watch. Thank you.
If you`re going to show me old videos, show me one where Dinasours still existed, please.
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Female 327
Was he in the movie "Airplane"?
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Female 2,064
Wow.
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Male 431
hes against adding booze to watermelon? has he ever been to college??
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Female 11
He must be a genius comedian because I don`t know what else to make of that.
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Female 21
the rant of an ignorant black man....


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Male 908
Racism building must stop post...
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Male 4,012
kaizer, it should be:

WATERMELONS:

Serious Business

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Male 527
Lawad hab moise`e! Dat`s some goot wadahmelon!

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Male 926
I think.....this is the greatest video....ever posted...in the history of IAB....
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Male 176
He`d be fascinating to talk to. R.I.P.
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Male 777
Watermelon eating is a serious business.
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Male 2,576
Better then my answer I was not going to post because I`d get shot at no matter how much of a Joke it was, you just don`t say it, except now given an appropriate responce was given and this Disclaimer:

Because he`s black.

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Male 292
Hes pissed cuz people don`t know how to eat watermelons. :-(
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Female 674
What is he so pissed about?
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Male 292
First i thought of was racism. ._.
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Male 822
u "twang" it
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Male 295
mmmm.... real watermalons unlike the ones you get here in stores...
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Male 513

I don`t know what to think of that... and I`m sure that if I were to watch it again nothing would change.
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Male 185
the... racism... is... killing... me...
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Male 724
I stand behind this guy, I hate the thought of PC being the worst kind of censorship ever.
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Male 2,576
He Scares My Skinny White Azz.
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Male 206
That`s pretty strange... lol
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Male 411
wtf?
Okaaay
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Male 2,113
ok....wtf?
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Female 1,572
goodness I <333 old tv shows
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Male 264
wtf
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Male 1,620
Link: How to Eat Watermelon with Petey Greene [Rate Link] - Eating watermelon isn`t as easy at it may seem. Petey Greene, two-time Emmy Award-winner, shows you how it`s done.
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