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Date: 02/18/08 12:00 AM

54 Responses to How to Eat Watermelon with Petey Greene

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    February 17, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    Link: How to Eat Watermelon with Petey Greene - Eating watermelon isn`t as easy at it may seem. Petey Greene, two-time Emmy Award-winner, shows you how it`s done.
  2. Profile photo of KX250F
    KX250F Male 13-17
    264 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 12:02 am
    wtf
  3. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 12:02 am
    goodness I <333 old tv shows
  4. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 12:03 am
    ok....wtf?
  5. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 12:05 am
    wtf?
    Okaaay
  6. Profile photo of Dragonfirexz
    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 12:07 am
    That`s pretty strange... lol
  7. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 12:14 am
    He Scares My Skinny White Azz.
  8. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 12:16 am
    I stand behind this guy, I hate the thought of PC being the worst kind of censorship ever.
  9. Profile photo of elway
    elway Male 18-29
    185 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 12:21 am
    the... racism... is... killing... me...
  10. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 12:35 am

    I don`t know what to think of that... and I`m sure that if I were to watch it again nothing would change.
  11. Profile photo of ADRUNKHOBO
    ADRUNKHOBO Male 18-29
    295 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 1:03 am
    mmmm.... real watermalons unlike the ones you get here in stores...
  12. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 1:17 am
    u "twang" it
  13. Profile photo of Meh110
    Meh110 Male 13-17
    292 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 1:19 am
    First i thought of was racism. ._.
  14. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 1:22 am
    What is he so pissed about?
  15. Profile photo of Meh110
    Meh110 Male 13-17
    292 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 1:53 am
    Hes pissed cuz people don`t know how to eat watermelons. :-(
  16. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 2:09 am
    Better then my answer I was not going to post because I`d get shot at no matter how much of a Joke it was, you just don`t say it, except now given an appropriate responce was given and this Disclaimer:

    Because he`s black.

  17. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 2:30 am
    Watermelon eating is a serious business.
  18. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 2:38 am
    He`d be fascinating to talk to. R.I.P.
  19. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 2:40 am
    I think.....this is the greatest video....ever posted...in the history of IAB....
  20. Profile photo of toneman
    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 5:10 am
    Lawad hab moise`e! Dat`s some goot wadahmelon!

  21. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 5:22 am
    kaizer, it should be:

    WATERMELONS:

    Serious Business

  22. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 6:33 am
    Racism building must stop post...
  23. Profile photo of butifulangel
    butifulangel Female 13-17
    21 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 6:46 am
    the rant of an ignorant black man....


  24. Profile photo of elfwynrane
    elfwynrane Female 18-29
    11 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 6:47 am
    He must be a genius comedian because I don`t know what else to make of that.
  25. Profile photo of JGESS
    JGESS Male 18-29
    433 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 7:15 am
    hes against adding booze to watermelon? has he ever been to college??
  26. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 8:59 am
    Wow.
  27. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 9:47 am
    Was he in the movie "Airplane"?
  28. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 10:42 am
    Oh, I`m sorry. What year is it? 2008? Ok, then I`m not interested in what my grandma used to watch. Thank you.
    If you`re going to show me old videos, show me one where Dinasours still existed, please.
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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 10:51 am
    Does he talk about fried chicken at any point?
  30. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 10:59 am
    How to wave hello? Petey Greene? Pedophillea? WTF is wrong with I-A-B lately
  31. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 11:23 am
    Um, I couldn`t watch more than 10 seconds cuz his lip smacking got on my nerves.
  32. Profile photo of sampsonight
    sampsonight Male 18-29
    4 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 11:39 am
    could someone please explain to me how that video is being racist?
  33. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    He talks like a bum
  34. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    mmmmmmm... watermelon. was he eating the seeds too? i didnt see him spit any out.
  35. Profile photo of th25tina
    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    I love that guy...I wish my ghetto neighbors were more like him!!! I`d eat watermelon with him anytime!!!
  36. Profile photo of chrismeraz
    chrismeraz Male 18-29
    53 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    That was hilarious! :-) Funny guy! He`s just trying to entertain, you know, like good friends hanging around at home, talkin` up a storm and inventing good stories. Everything you say doesn`t have to be unassailable when you`re just trying to entertain! I loved this clip.
  37. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    -sob- LEAVE WATERMELON ALONE!!! -sob-
  38. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    I`ve thought about it for a while. And I think I agree with him. My stance, though not as vehement as his, is essentially the same: Watermelon needs nothing. Anything else is only dead weight that Watermelon must carry to your taste buds at the loss of some of its own tastiness. It is pure goodness that can only be tainted and diluted.
  39. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    Lawd ha mercy.

    Ameshyputsibback THAS DA WAY TO EAT WATERMELON. I dun care if you`s a Ph.D

  40. Profile photo of hootie12
    hootie12 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    this has to be the most racist link on i-a-b
  41. Profile photo of cheapnbeefy
    cheapnbeefy Female 18-29
    70 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    it`s cute this post came up during black history month.
  42. Profile photo of davidko0628
    davidko0628 Male 30-39
    73 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    "Does he talk about fried chicken at any point?"

    yes but he only said it once he never actually talked about it

  43. Profile photo of ewitsmana
    ewitsmana Female 13-17
    25 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    Best video I have seen on IAB
  44. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    XD
  45. Profile photo of blargendarg
    blargendarg Male 30-39
    377 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    that is a man i would have been proud to slurp watermelon with. he don`t give a fck and he knows what he likes.
  46. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 10:23 pm
    "this has to be the most racist link on i-a-b"

    I didn`t know watermelon were a race.

  47. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    February 19, 2008 at 12:17 am
    stereotype?????

    or strange coincedence?????

  48. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    February 19, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    "this has to be the most racist link on i-a-b"

    If it was a white man on there imitating a black man eating watermelon, then I would agree with you. But it`s not. Please explain why this is "racist".

  49. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    February 22, 2008 at 10:07 am
    ok.... :P
  50. Profile photo of matchstick
    matchstick Female 30-39
    62 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    I wish he were still around to tell the world how the new "Seedless Watermelon" has no heart! (I neer heard that term before.) I remember when the middle of a watermelon was red and sweet as Kool-Aid, but now, there`s twice as much white, twice as much rind, and almost no red in a watermelon. No fair!
    And if this is racist, Caribbean people eating Roti racist, English people eating fish and chips is racist, and Scottish people eating Haggis is racist. Ask them, they all have preferred ways of eating their traditional favorites.
    BTW, this guy reminds me of the great Jerry Reed.
  51. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 3:07 am
    Oh man, I wish to share that watermelon with that man.
  52. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 7:57 am
    That was kind of offensive.
  53. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 10:21 am
    dang those niggras are passionate for their watermelonz
  54. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    Word.

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