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Date: 02/27/08 12:20 AM

90 Responses to How Do You Wipe Your … Umm?

  1. Profile photo of jessieplume
    jessieplume Female 13-17
    84 posts
    February 26, 2008 at 11:21 am
    Link: How Do You Wipe Your ... Umm? - Some people just don`t understand the importance of a proper technique. Submitter has interesting taste in How To clips.
  2. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:24 am
    I deny watching this video from start to finish.
  3. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:25 am
    Please pardon my juvenile behavior, but I do believe this is my first "first." :)

    In a crazy, online, "yay internets" way, I feel special.

  4. Profile photo of xxmiranda
    xxmiranda Female 13-17
    235 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:28 am
    charming video
    i`m sure their mother must be so proud
  5. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:28 am
    who uses magazine paper or news paper? Bible? They for got Paper Towles... Softer on the ass
  6. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:29 am
    WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY IAB?

    No no no, This fails.

  7. Profile photo of pinkflyd25
    pinkflyd25 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:34 am
    i sit down, if u stand it gets stuck all over

    like this http://youtube.com/watch?v=HFpkyW6BduY

  8. Profile photo of Lollipopper
    Lollipopper Female 13-17
    30 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:35 am
    lol "inspection"
  9. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:40 am
    What the hell was that?

    I sit down, but I lean to one side and reach behind, Ive never known anyone stick their hand between their legs INTO the toilet bowl to wipe, thats weird.

  10. Profile photo of avidfilipino
    avidfilipino Male 13-17
    300 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:57 am
    That guy had a feminine body. . .just saying
  11. Profile photo of simcon
    simcon Male 13-17
    254 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:08 am
    BigBonny

    same lol

  12. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:14 am
    Ain`t nobody ever heard of a Bidet?

    Barf.

  13. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:15 am
    You were checking out his ass, werentcha filipino?
  14. Profile photo of avidfilipino
    avidfilipino Male 13-17
    300 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:23 am
    ^^well you know, since that was the only thing on my screen
  15. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:28 am
    I use Bible sheets, regardless if theres toilet paper or not...
  16. Profile photo of kongen
    kongen Male 18-29
    265 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:33 am
    folder, front to back, standing up, biblesheet, inspect...there, my secrets is OUT!
  17. Profile photo of love_lover
    love_lover Female 13-17
    108 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:44 am
    mmmm, feces...
  18. Profile photo of Zelkari
    Zelkari Male 18-29
    68 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:49 am
    He has a very feminine ass.
  19. Profile photo of notatonta
    notatonta Female 18-29
    53 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:53 am
    Hm, anyone who wipes back to front must be rocking some nasty urinary tract infections, especially for the chicks.

    Weird video. Not that entertaining. Just weird.

  20. Profile photo of laMigra77
    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:54 am
    Unlike this guy, I usually drop my draws before doing any "business". The streaks he must have...
  21. Profile photo of laMigra77
    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:57 am
    NOTATONTA, I don`t think a guy can get a urinary tract infection by wiping back to front unless he`s going all the way to the front of his.. well you know. Do gay guys on top that don`t use protection get these infections? Interesting... PABASA, do you have an answer for this one?
  22. Profile photo of sunsetxluv22
    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
    415 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 2:00 am
    hahahah this is retarded.
  23. Profile photo of drybleeder
    drybleeder Male 18-29
    30 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 2:01 am
    What is this wiping you speak of? I just drop a deuce, pull my pants up, and go on with my day.
  24. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 2:17 am
    Do you really want to know?

    Actually I don`t know either. I`ve always used a condom.

  25. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 2:25 am
    And this is DEFINITELY going to digust quite a number of people here, but I don`t care. You guys need to be exposed to other cultures if you get disgusted that easily.

    My bathroom habits(Note: the following does not apply in a western public washrooms where there is no convenient source of water in or near the toilet. Under those circumstances I do it like the western people do):

    Thanks to my culture/religion (more culture), I use water instead of toilet paper to wipe my ass. Either I hose my ass clean or use a jug (you`re an idiot, of course, if you think that jug is going to be used elsewhere) with water, with my other free hand (usually left) being used as a scrubber.

    No, my left hand does not stink. With enough water all smell is cleared, and I have made the habit of washing my hands with soap afterwards anyway.

    Any questions?

  26. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 3:11 am
    ........lol....be a man...use your hand.......Pabasa ftw!!!.....just don`t shake his hand just to be sure...
  27. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 3:14 am
    magazine sheet?1!?!?!?!...woah....doesnt that hurt?!?!?!
  28. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 3:56 am
    lol @ updated link description.
  29. Profile photo of Oks
    Oks Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 4:20 am
    "What the hell was that?

    I sit down, but I lean to one side and reach behind, Ive never known anyone stick their hand between their legs INTO the toilet bowl to wipe, thats weird."

    same, obviously.

    Pabasa is sort of disgusting actually :x

  30. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 4:29 am
    Well it`s what my culture does.

    Think of it like some chinese eating monkey brains.

    Live with it.

  31. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 4:38 am
    pabasa is one manly man i´d say for using his hand.But anyways,i ran out once,and then i actually seriously did use bible pages.
  32. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 5:01 am
    This is how I wipe: I invite two girls over, then I reach for my favorite cup in the cabinet, then...the rest is history.
  33. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 5:21 am
    now i know everytyhing in life that i need to know...thank you god
  34. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 5:45 am
    Wow....that was the most pointless 2 minutes I think Ive ever spent lol.....Just fyi, especially for women, you shouldnt ever wipe back to front, it spreads E Coli and could cause a urinary tract infection
  35. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 6:26 am
    fail
  36. Profile photo of ROCKY-LEE
    ROCKY-LEE Male 13-17
    130 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 8:59 am
    ahh nice one pabasa there i was chomping in to my kabab and reading the i am board posts when i happened to read yours


    u owe me a kabab....with cawslaw

  37. Profile photo of Ivory_Honey
    Ivory_Honey Female 18-29
    18 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 9:32 am
    lol if your a girl and you don`t know not to wipe back to front there is something wrong with your commen sense!! Anyway...interestin` vid.
  38. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 9:43 am
    Pabasa, can I shake your hand?
  39. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 9:51 am
    ...and why does he want know this anyway?
  40. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 10:08 am
    I wipe front to back (as everyone said, unless you`re a guy, back to front is disgusting) followed by side to side to make sure, but I reach between my legs, I don`t lean to the side to wipe from behind. That just feels awkward, and it`s harder to reach. Also, I wipe with toilet paper, and then I always use baby wipes for that completely clean feeling (and TMI but, also because I have a sensitive bottom), and finally I make sure I`m dry with another little bit of TP. (My boyfriend thinks it`s weird that I follow the baby wipe with TP to dry, but I think maybe it`s because I`m a girl and girls are used to keeping things dry down there after a visit to the bathroom.)
    Also, I`m a grabber, and if I run out of TP I`ll scream for someone to throw a roll in for me, or at least paper towels or tissues.
  41. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 10:15 am
    When I was little I wiped front to back.

    Then my mom told me a tard and to wipe back to front.

    -.-

    I have no urinary tract infections. If you press hard enough then you won`t lightly smear it all over yourself.

  42. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 10:19 am
    Oh, I`m usually a grabber. I reach between my legs. And I use the cardboard roll part if there`s no toilet paper.
  43. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 10:22 am
    ^ Ouch, cardboard, you must have some calluses.
  44. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 10:33 am
    AmyNicoleduh, I`ve had to do that before, but only after peeing, and I didn`t wipe per say, more like dabbed.
  45. Profile photo of lacydeshae
    lacydeshae Female 18-29
    111 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 10:39 am
    I`m with Lauraly.
  46. Profile photo of Diddie
    Diddie Male 18-29
    218 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 10:47 am
    You women are all liars. You don`t poo, hence no need for wiping.
    I have a question pabasa.. Do you have an extra long finger nail for winnets like they do in some cultures?
  47. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 11:35 am
    I grab first THEN fold some of it.
    That`s all the info I`m giving out.
  48. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 11:42 am
    winnets?

    And of course you can shake my hands, they`re perfectly clean. Even if you`re paranoid enough I use my left hand; my right hand is perfectly clean.

  49. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 11:43 am
    No
  50. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    *licks Pabasa`s hands...* YUM!
  51. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    ^ 2 men, 1 hand? Sorry, couldn`t resist.
  52. Profile photo of m0527j3
    m0527j3 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    Uuh...
    Wow

    That`s all I have to say about that

  53. Profile photo of mellis200
    mellis200 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    This reminds me of the scene in Borat where he brings his stuff to the host in a bag. He ten is shown/told how to do his business.
  54. Profile photo of waltos
    waltos Male 18-29
    98 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    I think if we ever get this forum we`ve been going on about, we need a "Pabasa confesses" section, full entirely of the seemingly weird things he does.
    Better yet, make it a stand alone website.
    I`d go there.
  55. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    waltos, it`s really not all that weird. It`s just a cultural thing.
  56. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    Ahhh yes! The glorious diversity of physiology and culture!
  57. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    o_0....that`s personal
  58. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    Pabasa, I actually find that really interesting. I don`t think it`s gross like some people. If you wash your hand well afterwards then there is nothing to be grossed out about. I`d probably be more comfortable doing it the toilet paper way, because I just don`t feel comfortable reaching my hand back and touching it at all. It`s interesting to see how other cultures do different things.
  59. Profile photo of ROCKY-LEE
    ROCKY-LEE Male 13-17
    130 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    i bet your hand tastes like chickin pabasa
  60. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, No, No, No, Yes, Yes.
  61. Profile photo of PsychoBunnie
    PsychoBunnie Female 18-29
    9 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    A grabber? Anyone who grabs tissue into a wad to wipe their behind is just plain being incosiderate to their ass. x3
  62. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    Wow, am I the only stander? It`s so much easier, the only problem is if someone tries to barge in your kindof um... out there lol. I`d love to use a bedet, but don`t they usually have towels for that?
  63. Profile photo of Diddie
    Diddie Male 18-29
    218 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Pabasa - I`m not that vulgar that I would describe what I winnet is but the urban dictionary will have a convenient explanation for you. Anyway - I thought you were pseudo irish and would know plenty of colloquial english.
  64. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    I just use the three seashells. ;-)
  65. Profile photo of blackbird7
    blackbird7 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    Wow- I knew some people fold instead of grab, but I had no idea bathroom habits were so diverse. It just seems like sitting down you would get your hand in the toilet, and reaching between your legs could be awkward, but I guess not for some people. I`ve never seen a bidet but doesn`t it feel weird? Is there tp there so you can at least dry off?
  66. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    hmm let`s see: folder, stander, front to back, and ummm paper towel?

    but I`ve heard of that before, Pabasa, people using water instead of toilet paper. Oh well. I hope you use anti-bac and r ealy hot water. Be sure to get under them nails, too.

    I usually use toilet paper and then put water on the toilet paper and then use dry toilet paper again. There`s this stuff called Nexcare personal cleansing spray that you spray on your toilet paper. I looooves it (i think it`s just for those people who wear depends though).

    Yeah, I clog a lotta toilets.

    Oh yeah, and when he`s wiping, why does he use the hand in the fro--.

    ohhhhhh.

  67. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    oh yeah, and i just read Lauraly`s it`s basically the same. If there`s wipes, I use those, too.
  68. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    Lol my way is very "unique" almost up there with Pabasa. So i do my "thing" and then i take the paper put it up there "not all the way in" and then squeeze my cheecks together "while standing up" do a little dance, repeat. And then done.
  69. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    and yes i know i use too many quotations
  70. Profile photo of Naoscaire
    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    You mean people actually stand up?
  71. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    ok thats odd ^ .... and personally I would find standing up very uncomfortable and awkward.... But I guess here in Aussie our toilet water isnt as high as america (those damn toilets look clogged!)
  72. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    922 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    am i the only one that noticed the ripping sound (of the magazines) lasted longer than the actual ripping?
  73. Profile photo of matsuri_aka
    matsuri_aka Female 18-29
    252 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    Pabasa, what is your culture?
  74. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    "Oh, I`m usually a grabber. I reach between my legs. And I use the cardboard roll part if there`s no toilet paper."

    FINALLY, I have been reading all the posts just to see that, because I was going to post it myself. If you`ve never done so, listen up. If you`re stuck in the washroom and there`s not A. Toilet paper, B. any type of reading material, or C. a plant on the toilet with rather large thick leaves, you can always turn to the roll that the toilet paper came on. If you notice, it can be unraveled into a rhombus shape. If you have a sink near you, you can wet it to a softer state, much like toilet paper, yet wet. Works well :D

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    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    ttsec
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    240 Posts Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:01:35 AM
    This is how I wipe: I invite two girls over, then I reach for my favorite cup in the cabinet, then...the rest is history.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Nice, 2 girls 1 cup.
  76. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    The Three Seashells that the guy up there ^ posted
  77. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    Or, one page back, rather.
  78. Profile photo of 46885
    46885 Female 18-29
    45 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    Do you use your forefingers, or your thumb?
    I think there are many more combinations they forgot to mention.
  79. Profile photo of 46885
    46885 Female 18-29
    45 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    Is there any opinions on toilet paper type? Some leave little tp dingleberries, some fall apart, some are just right. I like angel soft.
  80. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    Grabber and a Stander.
  81. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    wow...
  82. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    There was an online survey you could take... I think it was found on bored.com.. but it asked you various questions about your bathroom behavior, much like the video.. only at the end it showed a bunch of statistics of previous takers... was a bit disturbing how many people DIDN`T wipe or wash their hands after relieving their bowels... Nasty..
  83. Profile photo of witchawitcha
    witchawitcha Female 13-17
    347 posts
    February 28, 2008 at 2:00 am
    i dont grab, that seems a little harsh on the cheeks :P what i do is i roll if its connected to the toilet roller thing but if its just a free roll on the back of the toilet i fold. i wipe back to front obviously (its gross any other way) and i stand but if im out of toilet paper i probably just *drip dry* and take a shower later lol
  84. Profile photo of Yoma4
    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    February 28, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    Do you wipe in mid-plop?
  85. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    February 28, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    that was disturbing.
  86. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    472 posts
    February 28, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    i wipe in circles XD

    just kidding

  87. Profile photo of MNJ_gudluv
    MNJ_gudluv Female 18-29
    184 posts
    February 28, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    EEWWWWW. do NOT, i repeat, do NOT wipe back to front, unless you want crust in your perineum or a MEAAANNNNN urinary tract infection. those who wipe back to front are in dire need of an a** wiping lesson.
  88. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    February 29, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    Pabasa`s poo-cleaning technique isn`t really that unique. That`s a norm in most Asian countries.

    Heck, i do it too.

  89. Profile photo of robock
    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    i`m sure i have seen a movie about an asian invention were the toilet bowl would spray water to clean you. i`m sure it was on iab.

    if at home there is no toilet paper, i use kleenex. and anywhere else i always check before. if there is no toilet paper, i usually go to another building.

  90. Profile photo of engruls06
    engruls06 Female 18-29
    401 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 2:38 am
    isnt that what they do in India? use water and their left hand to wash it down?

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