How Do You Wipe Your ... Umm?

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Some people just don"t understand the importance of a proper technique. Submitter has interesting taste in How To clips.
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Female 401
isnt that what they do in India? use water and their left hand to wash it down?
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Male 317
i`m sure i have seen a movie about an asian invention were the toilet bowl would spray water to clean you. i`m sure it was on iab.

if at home there is no toilet paper, i use kleenex. and anywhere else i always check before. if there is no toilet paper, i usually go to another building.

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Male 506
Pabasa`s poo-cleaning technique isn`t really that unique. That`s a norm in most Asian countries.

Heck, i do it too.

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Female 184
EEWWWWW. do NOT, i repeat, do NOT wipe back to front, unless you want crust in your perineum or a MEAAANNNNN urinary tract infection. those who wipe back to front are in dire need of an a** wiping lesson.
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Male 468
i wipe in circles XD

just kidding

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Female 1,492
that was disturbing.
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Female 486
Do you wipe in mid-plop?
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Female 347
i dont grab, that seems a little harsh on the cheeks :P what i do is i roll if its connected to the toilet roller thing but if its just a free roll on the back of the toilet i fold. i wipe back to front obviously (its gross any other way) and i stand but if im out of toilet paper i probably just *drip dry* and take a shower later lol
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Male 778
There was an online survey you could take... I think it was found on bored.com.. but it asked you various questions about your bathroom behavior, much like the video.. only at the end it showed a bunch of statistics of previous takers... was a bit disturbing how many people DIDN`T wipe or wash their hands after relieving their bowels... Nasty..
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Male 822
wow...
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Male 1,149
Grabber and a Stander.
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Female 45
Is there any opinions on toilet paper type? Some leave little tp dingleberries, some fall apart, some are just right. I like angel soft.
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Female 45
Do you use your forefingers, or your thumb?
I think there are many more combinations they forgot to mention.
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Female 507
Or, one page back, rather.
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Female 507
Female 406
ttsec
Male, 18-29, Western US
240 Posts Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:01:35 AM
This is how I wipe: I invite two girls over, then I reach for my favorite cup in the cabinet, then...the rest is history.
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Nice, 2 girls 1 cup.
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Female 507
"Oh, I`m usually a grabber. I reach between my legs. And I use the cardboard roll part if there`s no toilet paper."

FINALLY, I have been reading all the posts just to see that, because I was going to post it myself. If you`ve never done so, listen up. If you`re stuck in the washroom and there`s not A. Toilet paper, B. any type of reading material, or C. a plant on the toilet with rather large thick leaves, you can always turn to the roll that the toilet paper came on. If you notice, it can be unraveled into a rhombus shape. If you have a sink near you, you can wet it to a softer state, much like toilet paper, yet wet. Works well :D

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Female 252
Pabasa, what is your culture?
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Female 920
am i the only one that noticed the ripping sound (of the magazines) lasted longer than the actual ripping?
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Female 263
ok thats odd ^ .... and personally I would find standing up very uncomfortable and awkward.... But I guess here in Aussie our toilet water isnt as high as america (those damn toilets look clogged!)
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Male 571
You mean people actually stand up?
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Male 1,556
and yes i know i use too many quotations
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Male 1,556
Lol my way is very "unique" almost up there with Pabasa. So i do my "thing" and then i take the paper put it up there "not all the way in" and then squeeze my cheecks together "while standing up" do a little dance, repeat. And then done.
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Female 831
oh yeah, and i just read Lauraly`s it`s basically the same. If there`s wipes, I use those, too.
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Female 831
hmm let`s see: folder, stander, front to back, and ummm paper towel?

but I`ve heard of that before, Pabasa, people using water instead of toilet paper. Oh well. I hope you use anti-bac and r ealy hot water. Be sure to get under them nails, too.

I usually use toilet paper and then put water on the toilet paper and then use dry toilet paper again. There`s this stuff called Nexcare personal cleansing spray that you spray on your toilet paper. I looooves it (i think it`s just for those people who wear depends though).

Yeah, I clog a lotta toilets.

Oh yeah, and when he`s wiping, why does he use the hand in the fro--.

ohhhhhh.

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Female 237
Wow- I knew some people fold instead of grab, but I had no idea bathroom habits were so diverse. It just seems like sitting down you would get your hand in the toilet, and reaching between your legs could be awkward, but I guess not for some people. I`ve never seen a bidet but doesn`t it feel weird? Is there tp there so you can at least dry off?
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Male 1,590
I just use the three seashells. ;-)
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Male 217
Pabasa - I`m not that vulgar that I would describe what I winnet is but the urban dictionary will have a convenient explanation for you. Anyway - I thought you were pseudo irish and would know plenty of colloquial english.
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Male 394
Wow, am I the only stander? It`s so much easier, the only problem is if someone tries to barge in your kindof um... out there lol. I`d love to use a bedet, but don`t they usually have towels for that?
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Female 9
A grabber? Anyone who grabs tissue into a wad to wipe their behind is just plain being incosiderate to their ass. x3
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Male 646
No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, No, No, No, Yes, Yes.
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Male 130
i bet your hand tastes like chickin pabasa
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Female 583
Pabasa, I actually find that really interesting. I don`t think it`s gross like some people. If you wash your hand well afterwards then there is nothing to be grossed out about. I`d probably be more comfortable doing it the toilet paper way, because I just don`t feel comfortable reaching my hand back and touching it at all. It`s interesting to see how other cultures do different things.
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Female 1,572
o_0....that`s personal
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Male 176
Ahhh yes! The glorious diversity of physiology and culture!
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Female 2,258
waltos, it`s really not all that weird. It`s just a cultural thing.
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Male 98
I think if we ever get this forum we`ve been going on about, we need a "Pabasa confesses" section, full entirely of the seemingly weird things he does.
Better yet, make it a stand alone website.
I`d go there.
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Male 15
This reminds me of the scene in Borat where he brings his stuff to the host in a bag. He ten is shown/told how to do his business.
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Female 243
Uuh...
Wow

That`s all I have to say about that

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Male 666
^ 2 men, 1 hand? Sorry, couldn`t resist.
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Male 1,114
*licks Pabasa`s hands...* YUM!
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Male 747
No
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Male 4,012
winnets?

And of course you can shake my hands, they`re perfectly clean. Even if you`re paranoid enough I use my left hand; my right hand is perfectly clean.

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Female 1,984
I grab first THEN fold some of it.
That`s all the info I`m giving out.
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Male 217
You women are all liars. You don`t poo, hence no need for wiping.
I have a question pabasa.. Do you have an extra long finger nail for winnets like they do in some cultures?
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Female 111
I`m with Lauraly.
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Female 2,258
AmyNicoleduh, I`ve had to do that before, but only after peeing, and I didn`t wipe per say, more like dabbed.
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Male 666
^ Ouch, cardboard, you must have some calluses.
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Female 1,158
Oh, I`m usually a grabber. I reach between my legs. And I use the cardboard roll part if there`s no toilet paper.
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Female 1,158
When I was little I wiped front to back.

Then my mom told me a tard and to wipe back to front.

-.-

I have no urinary tract infections. If you press hard enough then you won`t lightly smear it all over yourself.

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Female 2,258
I wipe front to back (as everyone said, unless you`re a guy, back to front is disgusting) followed by side to side to make sure, but I reach between my legs, I don`t lean to the side to wipe from behind. That just feels awkward, and it`s harder to reach. Also, I wipe with toilet paper, and then I always use baby wipes for that completely clean feeling (and TMI but, also because I have a sensitive bottom), and finally I make sure I`m dry with another little bit of TP. (My boyfriend thinks it`s weird that I follow the baby wipe with TP to dry, but I think maybe it`s because I`m a girl and girls are used to keeping things dry down there after a visit to the bathroom.)
Also, I`m a grabber, and if I run out of TP I`ll scream for someone to throw a roll in for me, or at least paper towels or tissues.
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Male 4,680
...and why does he want know this anyway?
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Male 3,301
Pabasa, can I shake your hand?
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Female 18
lol if your a girl and you don`t know not to wipe back to front there is something wrong with your commen sense!! Anyway...interestin` vid.
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Male 130
ahh nice one pabasa there i was chomping in to my kabab and reading the i am board posts when i happened to read yours


u owe me a kabab....with cawslaw

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Male 2,113
fail
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Male 246
Wow....that was the most pointless 2 minutes I think Ive ever spent lol.....Just fyi, especially for women, you shouldnt ever wipe back to front, it spreads E Coli and could cause a urinary tract infection
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Male 944
now i know everytyhing in life that i need to know...thank you god
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Male 666
This is how I wipe: I invite two girls over, then I reach for my favorite cup in the cabinet, then...the rest is history.
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Male 2,160
pabasa is one manly man i´d say for using his hand.But anyways,i ran out once,and then i actually seriously did use bible pages.
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Male 4,012
Well it`s what my culture does.

Think of it like some chinese eating monkey brains.

Live with it.

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Male 189
"What the hell was that?

I sit down, but I lean to one side and reach behind, Ive never known anyone stick their hand between their legs INTO the toilet bowl to wipe, thats weird."

same, obviously.

Pabasa is sort of disgusting actually :x

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Male 4,012
lol @ updated link description.
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Male 551
magazine sheet?1!?!?!?!...woah....doesnt that hurt?!?!?!
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Male 551
........lol....be a man...use your hand.......Pabasa ftw!!!.....just don`t shake his hand just to be sure...
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Male 4,012
And this is DEFINITELY going to digust quite a number of people here, but I don`t care. You guys need to be exposed to other cultures if you get disgusted that easily.

My bathroom habits(Note: the following does not apply in a western public washrooms where there is no convenient source of water in or near the toilet. Under those circumstances I do it like the western people do):

Thanks to my culture/religion (more culture), I use water instead of toilet paper to wipe my ass. Either I hose my ass clean or use a jug (you`re an idiot, of course, if you think that jug is going to be used elsewhere) with water, with my other free hand (usually left) being used as a scrubber.

No, my left hand does not stink. With enough water all smell is cleared, and I have made the habit of washing my hands with soap afterwards anyway.

Any questions?

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Male 4,012
Do you really want to know?

Actually I don`t know either. I`ve always used a condom.

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Male 30
What is this wiping you speak of? I just drop a deuce, pull my pants up, and go on with my day.
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Female 414
hahahah this is retarded.
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Male 292
NOTATONTA, I don`t think a guy can get a urinary tract infection by wiping back to front unless he`s going all the way to the front of his.. well you know. Do gay guys on top that don`t use protection get these infections? Interesting... PABASA, do you have an answer for this one?
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Male 292
Unlike this guy, I usually drop my draws before doing any "business". The streaks he must have...
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Female 53
Hm, anyone who wipes back to front must be rocking some nasty urinary tract infections, especially for the chicks.

Weird video. Not that entertaining. Just weird.

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Male 68
He has a very feminine ass.
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Female 108
mmmm, feces...
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Male 265
folder, front to back, standing up, biblesheet, inspect...there, my secrets is OUT!
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Male 724
I use Bible sheets, regardless if theres toilet paper or not...
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Male 300
^^well you know, since that was the only thing on my screen
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Male 3,301
You were checking out his ass, werentcha filipino?
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Male 3,301
Ain`t nobody ever heard of a Bidet?

Barf.

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Male 254
BigBonny

same lol

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Male 300
That guy had a feminine body. . .just saying
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Male 2,216
What the hell was that?

I sit down, but I lean to one side and reach behind, Ive never known anyone stick their hand between their legs INTO the toilet bowl to wipe, thats weird.

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Female 30
lol "inspection"
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Male 158
i sit down, if u stand it gets stuck all over

like this http://youtube.com/watch?v=HFpkyW6BduY

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Male 645
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY IAB?

No no no, This fails.

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Female 296
who uses magazine paper or news paper? Bible? They for got Paper Towles... Softer on the ass
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Female 235
charming video
i`m sure their mother must be so proud
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Male 9,306
Please pardon my juvenile behavior, but I do believe this is my first "first." :)

In a crazy, online, "yay internets" way, I feel special.

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Male 9,306
I deny watching this video from start to finish.
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Female 84
Link: How Do You Wipe Your ... Umm? [Rate Link] - Some people just don`t understand the importance of a proper technique. Submitter has interesting taste in How To clips.
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