``Han Solo in Graphite`` Office Desk

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago

This desk was made by Tom Spina for an obviously rich Star Wars fan. Commence drooling.
There are 69 comments:
Female 101
thats not creepy at all. if you ever saw the movie you gotta admit thats pretty awesome. imagine walking into your boss`s office and you see THIS!
woo! starwars
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Male 376
aw, weak. do you have to be a fat piece of sht to sit at the desk?
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Female 2,927
awesomeness! must... have.. it.
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Male 466
R2D2 Coffee machine has already been done. As well as Darth Vader Shampoo, Luke Skywalker bubble bath, and C3PO Cereal.
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Male 2,592
i`m not a huge star wars fan or anything.. but i`d still use that desk. thats sweeeeeet
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Male 822
hahahahahaha

creepy...

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Female 207
... am I the only Star Wars fan here that wants to correct this article and risk shame by saying that he was frozen in CARBONITE?
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Female 986
:x I am a fan I mean I write notes in Aurek sometimes but... that`d be a bit much :x
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Male 392
lol@ loofahboy.
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Male 296
Made with real han solo.
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Male 1,584
graphite. that must be extremely breakable. thats the same stuff pencils are made of. so stick your hands under the glass and rub a piece of paper on it really hard and wear it down.haha
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Female 1
I don`t know. I think this pic looks shopped
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Female 19
i love star wars but..doesn`t that seem a little extreme?
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Male 774
heh. it would get old and the novelty would leave quite swiftly i imagine
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Male 64
creepy but kinda cool
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Male 107
hot damn! i need to start working over time for this baby!maybe even have light saber highlighters in my pen drawers
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Male 747
Nice
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Female 403
next week in our line up of sad, useless and ugly office items, we have the R2D2 Coffee dispenser!
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Male 1,289
-drool-
must have!
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Female 1,697
That`s hot!

greetings from miami

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Male 297
to those complaining about the supposed graphite "mistake"...in the movie it`s carbonite, but that doesn`t mean the table pictured wasn`t made out of graphite, considering the fact graphite is a cheap, plentiful material, and carbonite in the star wars sense is fictional.
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Female 688
In a sick way, I want that. I mean it would be a conversation piece... But how could you get anyone to take you seriously at work (being the boss) when they tell you to striaghten up, act right, and stop acting like a kid, all while sitting behind your "Star Wars" desk.
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Female 241
That`s awesome. I want one...
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Female 1,832
Cool but not cool....its a desk and what do we do with desks? We PUT stuff on them for our convenience and obviously stuff on THIS desk would cover the uber coolness of this >desk<... )-|
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Female 678
i don`t think i would be able to get any work done with hans starring at me like that.
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Female 963
Cool idea... but kinda creepy.
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Male 1,556
INFIDELS!!! HAN SOLO WAS FROZEN IN CARBONITE! NOT GRAPHITE!
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Male 121
Wow I`m surprised it took so long for somebody to point out the Graphite mistake. WTG Jay.
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Male 125
omg thats awesome haha
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Male 358
Carbonite, not graphite
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Female 507
I want one of those, but Frank Iero.
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Male 383
can i have a real one with some hobo in it???
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Male 1,024
40-yo virgin.

this is the most arrested-development, stuck-in-perpetual-adolescence item i`ve seen in a very long time.

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Male 483
that is awesome and insanely odd at the smae time...just imagine having that look up at you while you are working...
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Female 62
That....is.....awesome. I would do everything on that table and more!
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Male 201
I WANT IT NOW!!! even though i`m not that big of a star wars fan anymore
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Female 1,395
well, thats looks cheap and tacky.
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Female 23
thats lame.. but so cool!
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Male 1,420
drooling sequence initiated!
"Even if i was a fan, and rich, why would i have some guys face with a disgruntled expression staring back up on me....desk"
well. youre obviously NOT a fan.
your simplified comment: "if i was a star wars fan, i dont know why i would likestar wars"
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Male 76
first
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Male 609
thats freaking awesome!
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Male 1,383
How would that make people druel? That doesn`t even look good!
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Male 263
At the risk of sounding like a Star Wars geek, which I am not...The word you`re looking for is carbonite, not graphite.
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Female 469
Congrats Jay2645 on your acquisition of a lady nerd. We are quite the precious commodity.
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Female 39
It`s pretty cool, even though I don`t like Star Wars much.
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Male 4,012
WHERE IS YOUR HANS SOLO NOW?

In my desk.

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Male 140
It`s CARBONITE, not graphite.

And there are nerd girls, too. The trick is to find the nerd girls. I found one myself, so no worries for me.
And I think she ways considerably less than 300 pounds. Maybe 130-140, at the most.

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Male 2,216
Drooling? It`s creepy! Might as well have a coffin!
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Male 458
Iunno,even if it is nerdy, I still think it`s cool.
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Female 156
I want one!
It is quite awesome.
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Male 3,301
"get laid by a 300 lb guy in a Leia costume"

Please, no more; I can do without that mental imagery. The stormtrooper prostitute video awhile back was bad enough on my psyche...

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Male 179
unless your fiance is into that
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Female 469
Damn, I would definitely get that, too bad it would cost one too many galactic credits. Awesome conversation piece though. Alas, RandomEgg pointed out that I would only get laid by a 300 lb guy in a Leia costume...don`t think my fiancee would like that very much so I better pass :(
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Male 3,301
Whoever would use that as a living room piece would traumatize their kids for life.

...on second thought, it`d make a GREAT enforcement tool.

"Joey, if you don`t clean your damn room right now you`ll end up like your older brother in the table!!!"

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Male 179
Han who?
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Male 411
That`s just creepy...
If I had it the first thing I`d do is convert it into a novelty air hocky table. Or table tennis table. Depends what mood I`m in.
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Male 686
lol @ RandomEgg
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Male 1,815
I would not want that. I`d totally take it and sell it though.
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Male 307
Oh Gawd. Whoever has this will never get laid by anyone other than a 300lb man in a Leah costume TT_TT" commence drooling
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Female 700
where can i get one and how much? not because its star wars, but because it is awesome.
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Male 2,113
cool but creepy
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Male 1,275
Thats cool if you dont have it. If you do itd be creepy and kinda scary.
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Male 1,629
thats kinda kool sad tho >.> if it wasnt made for lucas
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Male 429
Even if i was a fan, and rich, why would i have some guys face with a disgruntled expression staring back up on me....desk
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Male 2
kinda creepy...
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Female 88
D=
That is cool.
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Female 1,572
Cool and creepy...
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Male 96
lame. i have 2
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Male 19,899
Link: ``Han Solo in Graphite`` Office Desk [Rate Link] - This desk was made by Tom Spina for an obviously rich Star Wars fan. Commence drooling.
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