Freshman Orientation

Submitted by: angelicamber 9 years ago Funny

The Do"s and Don"t on the first day of college for all freshman guys.
There are 76 comments:
Female 498
OMG no way poor persons!
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Male 57
THAT WAS BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
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Male 693
Lol, that` funny as hell. :-)
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Male 390
The ending kinda ruined it...
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Female 341
anybody else wondering why they`d have a picture of a horse with its penis hanging out?
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Male 326
rofl....very mature ending...lol
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Female 273
Acting could have been WAY better
but it was amazing at the end
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Female 532
Those glasses would be bloody annoying in a cinema.
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Female 350
I`d rather not have a laser being shined in my face anyhow.
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Male 125
lol that was crazy
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Male 174
That would be pretty funny to actually fit a group of people with those.

Perverted, but oh so funny.

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Male 944
That was soooo funny
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Male 97
Not only was it funny as hell but I also though of the famous interwebs line "IMMA FIRIN` MAH LAZER" a.k.a shoop da whoop or however it may be spelled but anyways good link :)
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Female 2,064
^perv.

I lol`d at the ending. X)

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Male 58
god i love boobs
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Male 58
that.is.AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 252
Didn`t see that ending coming
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Female 312
Funny until she caught on fire ;/
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Male 32
ha, that made me laugh
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Female 416
"haha. all guys should be required to wear those. lol. why cant men just think about personallity?
well, nevermind. its too complex for them to understand. -no offense guys-"

Hey, hey, hey. wait a second there! It`s not just the guys. There are plenty of girls who would love to stare at a pair of breasts all day. I know I would.

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Female 363
LOL, that was hilarious.:P
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Female 1,070
xD
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Male 307
"haha. all guys should be required to wear those. lol. why cant men just think about personallity?
well, nevermind. its too complex for them to understand. -no offense guys-"

It`s hard to stare at a woman`s personality while she`s talking you to death...|-X

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Male 307
"Yes, our mascot has a large penis" XD Wow...that was disturbing
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Male 77
"haha. all guys should be required to wear those. lol. why cant men just think about personallity?
well, nevermind. its too complex for them to understand. -no offense guys-"

....your being a bit prejudice there,i mean for me if a girl`s hot it`s just an added bonus... i think it`s a bit unreasonable to say only personality, simply because in an intamate relationship it would be a bit......eeewwwww

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Male 9,306
Very funny. XD
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Male 98
"haha. all guys should be required to wear those. lol. why cant men just think about personallity?
well, nevermind. its too complex for them to understand. -no offense guys-"
Every time someone says something like that I crack up. How can you possibly follow that with "no offense"?
Does that mean I can say "women aren`t smart enough to understand what I`m getting at here - no offense girls-"?
I would make a wittier remark, but I`m still laughing.
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Female 81
hrmm i wonder if they gave those glasses to girls and brought in a guy if the same results would ensue...

The horse part was the funniest LOL

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Male 7,933
I bet the girl who talked about personality is fat.
And man, look at that horse.
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Male 160
Yeah, personality is important. "Personality" is a code word for butt, right?
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Female 19
bored_gal, don`t show off your tits so guys will notice then demand respect.
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Male 317
i remember that one. but this is actually longer the previous one.
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Female 192
haha...poor horse....will def be the victim of at least ONE prank lol
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Male 98
TehCoolVan is right...i mean come on, I`m a guy, and I don`t care about boobs! It`s all about the personality. Looks are only about...15% of what i care about :P

to be honest, she was pretty hawt...i`m gay and I probably would have glanced at her ass as she walked out the door.

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Male 8
And Im sorry to double post, but I meant "not all guys care about chests" I forgot to put about.
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Male 8
"Tuesday,February 12, 2008 8:55:15 AM
haha. all guys should be required to wear those. lol. why cant men just think about personallity?
well, nevermind. its too complex for them to understand. -no offense guys-"

You know what, I`m sick of girls saying this. Not all guys only care Chests. I admit thats what alot of guys do think, but, not all guys do. Im pretty sure you`ve turned down a guy before because his looks weren`t up to your standards. Ok? ok. Next time you make a generalization, don`t.

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Male 646
lol - Too true.
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Female 462
That was friggin hilarious!
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Male 48
Anyone know if this show is ever coming back?
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Female 25
lol
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Female 296
RE to the POST
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Male 315
That was funny until the end.
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Female 1,441
Lmao that was great! This show rocked
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Male 10,440
^ lol.
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Male 3,301
If I was forced to wear those glasses I would have burned a hole straight through every hawt woman`s chest I come across. Murder by Oogling.
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Male 1,152
that girl is SMOKIN...to say the least
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Male 2,616
Why can`t we just think about personality?

Uhhh... because personality isn`t boobs enough. What kind of question was that?

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Female 427
LMAO. Who`s hungry for shiskaBOOB?!
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Female 3,001
hahaa, i crease :)
that made me laugh xx
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Male 60
Hahahaha! That was so damn funny! =D
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Male 1,003
mmh. couldnt they look sideways? lol
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Male 1,053
Lol :D
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Female 70
I liked the part with the horse
XP
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Female 246
LOL that was hilarious.
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Female 108
haha. all guys should be required to wear those. lol. why cant men just think about personallity?
well, nevermind. its too complex for them to understand. -no offense guys-
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Female 374
lol that`s that show, human giant :D
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Male 431
marvelous
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Male 411
Kind of makes you wonder what are the attributes about "you" that people look at.
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Female 2,196
it was good up until the ending
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Male 668
HAHA nice... damn freshmen =P
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Female 65
:DDD
I miss human giant, and I guess I never watched this episode.

That was funny, and I wish there really was a way to know for sure what a guy is looking at.

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Male 411
:-):->:-)200th Post!!!:-):->:-)

A big thumbs up to you all! :-)

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Male 645
^^ Lol.

The horse one is what actually got me laughing.

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Female 202
I agree with simcon. That looks way too fun. Plus, catching boobs on fire is fun ... as long as they`re not mine.
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Male 254
seriously that is the best idea ever. I would so make some of those if i was a teacher :D
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Male 555
Bing bong? Seriously??? Cindy had a nice a.ss, though
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Female 4
Lololol. I havn`t seen this before....quite funny
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Male 308
repost, but still funny.
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Male 896
Oh what? I wasn`t paying attention, there were boobs in the room.
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Male 411
Hah.
DON`T LOOK AT HER BREASTS!!!
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Male 4,012
Proof that looks can kill. Well, technically.
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Male 1,217
If you ask me, I think it was the heat from the breasts. Heh, heh.
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Female 118
Lasers + fake boobs = Funny.
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Male 300
LOL. . .I loved this show, too bad it kicked the can. . .I think
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Female 562
clever, but why did it end there?
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Female 1,572
Link: Freshman Orientation [Rate Link] - The Do`s and Don`t on the first day of college for all freshman guys.
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