Eagle Woman

Submitted by: Saturnia107 9 years ago Funny
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Eagle Woman, presumably the wife of Eagle Man, swoops into this award-winning ad and drops her eggs and her rates.
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Male 124
ROFL
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Male 2,781
LOLZ BOING!
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Male 133
Wow... *shock*
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Female 32
What is it with Chicago and carpet commercial jingles, by the way? Empire`s been there forever, and now for the last few year`s there`s been...

773-202-*beepboopbeepbeep* LUNA.

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Female 1,470
I pissed myself when the fcuking chicken came up
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Female 19
They were really good at acting terribly.

Oh, wait...

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Male 578
I actually like Mancow and listen to him every morning. He makes me laugh. Not in this commercial though.
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Female 367
Woo Chicago :-D
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Male 944
That chick wasent even that hott...
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Male 102
Dolleyes: "Haha Omg. I grew up watching these commercials. I`m pretty sure everyone from the chicagoland area will be able to finsih this jingle too:
1-800 588 2300..."

EMPIRE!

oh man i miss bob empire and his free turkeys with the purchase of one room of carpet...

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Female 920
I mis Eagleman. :(
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Female 239
Not as bad as the original Eagle Man, but pretty damn bad.
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Female 138
....LOL
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Female 127
O.o
Note to self, never go to Illinois.
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Female 582
OMG!!

i remember when IAB posted the original commercial and just how terrible it was

LOL

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Female 104
This ad is about 10 years old. I remember it well - it stars Mancow and Irma from a morning radio show. (I`m a former resident of Chicago)
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Female 363
What the f.uck?
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Female 738
ninjachache is an idiot. Chicago is the only good part of the whole state.

As a relocated Chicagoan, I`d like to point out how freakin` old that commercial is.

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Male 307
Is it just me or does the term "drops her eggs" sound dirty? )-|
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Male 221
That was stupid, then I watched it again and confirmed it was Mancow, then it just became really sad. Chicago should be annexed out of IL.
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Female 81
HAHA WTF?!!
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Male 203
lollies
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Female 198
Yes, I think I want my car insured by a bird lady.
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Female 367
Oh my bad, Fancylad added the regular one too :) I guess this one just FANCIED (hardy har) him more ;)
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Female 367
What the heck, I submitted the regular Eagleman ad...with a way different caption. Oh well, whatevs :-P
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Male 305
I`m old enough to remember pre-1-800. Wow, that just made me sad.
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Female 19
Haha Omg. I grew up watching these commercials. I`m pretty sure everyone from the chicagoland area will be able to finsih this jingle too:
1-800 588 2300...
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Male 646
That Thtubed.
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Female 507
WTF of the day.. is this real?
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Female 25
umm...
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Male 30
Oh LORRRDY LORD! i love eagle woman with her cracked out beady eyes and interesting hat!

Seriously though i would not part with my money with that company after seeing this Ad.

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Male 9,306
GET A BIGGER BUDGET BEFORE YOU ADVERTISE! GOOD FREAKING LORD PEOPLE!
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Male 3,301
Dude, that was Mancow? Goodness, he`s stooped low since I`ve known `em.

Of all the things my beloved city of Chicago is known for, it`s this crap. The execs in charge of these commercials turned Chicago into a laughingstock and they still can`t sell proper insurance.

Ah, good ol` Illinois. All the boring parts of the other 49 states rolled into one. Thank God we at least have Chicago... right?

...right?

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Male 189
That was great.

Mission accomplished. You will never forget Eagleman or Eaglewoman and Eagle car insurance, or those stupid eggs falling. This commercial is burned into your brain.

Think about all of the boring, high budget auto insurance ads you may see. Not very memorable, right?

I say, WIN.

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Female 32
Same here nawkshis. I used to hate them as a kid, but now I miss them terribly.

Anybody have the one with the deep-voiced mustache woman?

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Female 1,516
Ah yes! I remember these ads. Eagle Man and Eagle Woman ARE very real. They are from the Chicago area. :)
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Female 831
award-winning!?
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Male 203
i just noticed something (and its probably really sad that i did) but when the guy looks at the girl, he takes off his sunglasses, but after he crashes, theyre back on his face all disheveled
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Male 102
OMFG i thought id NEVER see these commericals again... its been like almost 10 years since these commercials got taken off the air...
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Female 427
Wow, Eagle Woman apparently believes in low rates AND abortion.
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Male 305
How does Mancow stay employed? He`s such a tool.
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Male 1,425
AOTS epic fail anyone? Hey, it could happen.
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Male 47
well, it`s better than the eagle-man advert.... which is no real victory.
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Female 1,545
Hahahaha oh Illinois, you make me smile.
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Male 1,053
i agree with pabsa=D
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Female 1,832
...o...m...f...g...l...m...a...o...

I agree with FatAnorexic...

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Male 67
Who is the woman? Very nice.
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Male 1,420
yes people, we KNOW it has terrible actors and bad effects.
thats why it was posted. thank you for pointing out the obvious.
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Male 66
Yeah, the Eagleman, and Eaglewoman commercials are from the Chicagoland area. Those commercials were never good...but you gotta give them credit, everyone in Chicago knows about Eagle insurance company! Oh and the guy who gets into the accident is Mancow. A Chicago "shock Jock" Mancow
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Male 431
i hope those boobs are insured
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Male 342
why does eagleman need eaglewoman if eagleman can lay eggs as well?
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Female 81
Ah, memories of childhood. I still know all the eagle man commercials by heart. This is a classic. Now I don`t know about other places, but we are getting safe auto commercials which are getting to be as bad as these commercials.
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Female 357
If you ever live in Chicago, know that we have amazing local advertising [/sarcasam]


I remember seeing these as a kid. They are a local Chicagoland joke now.

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Male 645
What Pabasa said.
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Male 4,680
Eagle-woman has a really deep voice for a female...
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Female 202
That reminds me of daytime television.

What`s bad is I looked up the area code and that`s the Chicago metro area. You think if they`re doing business in a city that big, they could afford, you know, better actors, lighting, special effects, etc.

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Male 8
its so bad its good.

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Male 1,266
These adverts are... well... too bad for words. Have to congratulate them though, you could walk onto the street and pick a random person and there`s a 90% chance they`d be able to act better than the 4/5 actors in those ads yet they managed to pick out the pootest actors of all time from people who thought they could act!
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Male 121
Thanks EvilM!
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Male 411
^Gotta agree with pabasa on this one.
Congrats to lumpychump
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Female 118
This is what happens when Affirmative Action is extended to furries.
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Male 121
Wow - seriously! The thing is, adverts don`t film themselves... a director, producer, scriptwriter and advertising executive actually plan these things out. Or perhaps because of the writer`s strike (is that still on BTW?) they gave a camera to a stoner and told him to film the worlds worst actors to sell those low rates - `Just look at those low rates`! Oh and yay for me - 100th post.
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Male 2,113
WTF!!!!
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Male 300
Oh. . .I thought that monstrous bird was gonna swoop down and snatch that woman
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Male 19,840
And here`s the world-famous Eagleman. It`s obvious that quality runs in the family.
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Female 367
Link: Eagle Woman [Rate Link] - Eagle Woman, presumably the wife of Eagle Man, swoops into this award-winning ad and drops her eggs and her rates.
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