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Date: 02/12/08 12:50 AM

68 Responses to Eagle Woman

  1. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    Link: Eagle Woman - Eagle Woman, presumably the wife of Eagle Man, swoops into this award-winning ad and drops her eggs and her rates.
  2. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    February 11, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    And here`s the world-famous Eagleman. It`s obvious that quality runs in the family.
  3. Profile photo of avidfilipino
    avidfilipino Male 13-17
    300 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 12:54 am
    Oh. . .I thought that monstrous bird was gonna swoop down and snatch that woman
  4. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 12:54 am
    WTF!!!!
  5. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 1:07 am
    You`ve got to be kidding me....this is an actual ad??
  6. Profile photo of Lumpychump
    Lumpychump Male 18-29
    121 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 1:13 am
    Wow - seriously! The thing is, adverts don`t film themselves... a director, producer, scriptwriter and advertising executive actually plan these things out. Or perhaps because of the writer`s strike (is that still on BTW?) they gave a camera to a stoner and told him to film the worlds worst actors to sell those low rates - `Just look at those low rates`! Oh and yay for me - 100th post.
  7. Profile photo of FatAnorexic
    FatAnorexic Female 18-29
    118 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 1:39 am
    This is what happens when Affirmative Action is extended to furries.
  8. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 1:50 am

  9. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 2:02 am
    ^Gotta agree with pabasa on this one.
    Congrats to lumpychump
  10. Profile photo of Lumpychump
    Lumpychump Male 18-29
    121 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 2:10 am
    Thanks EvilM!
  11. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 2:53 am
    These adverts are... well... too bad for words. Have to congratulate them though, you could walk onto the street and pick a random person and there`s a 90% chance they`d be able to act better than the 4/5 actors in those ads yet they managed to pick out the pootest actors of all time from people who thought they could act!
  12. Profile photo of DiscoVisco
    DiscoVisco Male 18-29
    8 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 3:18 am
    its so bad its good.

  13. Profile photo of StoogegirlSi
    StoogegirlSi Female 18-29
    202 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 3:30 am
    That reminds me of daytime television.

    What`s bad is I looked up the area code and that`s the Chicago metro area. You think if they`re doing business in a city that big, they could afford, you know, better actors, lighting, special effects, etc.

  14. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 3:35 am
    Eagle-woman has a really deep voice for a female...
  15. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 4:14 am
    What Pabasa said.
  16. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 7:01 am
    If you ever live in Chicago, know that we have amazing local advertising


    I remember seeing these as a kid. They are a local Chicagoland joke now.

  17. Profile photo of marysevier
    marysevier Female 18-29
    81 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 7:12 am
    Ah, memories of childhood. I still know all the eagle man commercials by heart. This is a classic. Now I don`t know about other places, but we are getting safe auto commercials which are getting to be as bad as these commercials.
  18. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 7:16 am
    why does eagleman need eaglewoman if eagleman can lay eggs as well?
  19. Profile photo of JGESS
    JGESS Male 18-29
    433 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 7:19 am
    i hope those boobs are insured
  20. Profile photo of Jandoisking1
    Jandoisking1 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 7:21 am
    Yeah, the Eagleman, and Eaglewoman commercials are from the Chicagoland area. Those commercials were never good...but you gotta give them credit, everyone in Chicago knows about Eagle insurance company! Oh and the guy who gets into the accident is Mancow. A Chicago "shock Jock" Mancow
  21. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 7:23 am
    yes people, we KNOW it has terrible actors and bad effects.
    thats why it was posted. thank you for pointing out the obvious.
  22. Profile photo of cbritt84
    cbritt84 Male 40-49
    67 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 8:14 am
    Who is the woman? Very nice.
  23. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 8:54 am
    ...o...m...f...g...l...m...a...o...

    I agree with FatAnorexic...

  24. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 9:11 am
    i agree with pabsa=D
  25. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 9:22 am
    Hahahaha oh Illinois, you make me smile.
  26. Profile photo of evilben
    evilben Male 18-29
    47 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 9:24 am
    well, it`s better than the eagle-man advert.... which is no real victory.
  27. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 10:06 am
    AOTS epic fail anyone? Hey, it could happen.
  28. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 10:20 am
    How does Mancow stay employed? He`s such a tool.
  29. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 10:25 am
    Wow, Eagle Woman apparently believes in low rates AND abortion.
  30. Profile photo of nawkshis
    nawkshis Male 18-29
    102 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 10:41 am
    OMFG i thought id NEVER see these commericals again... its been like almost 10 years since these commercials got taken off the air...
  31. Profile photo of neilyo
    neilyo Male 18-29
    203 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 11:00 am
    i just noticed something (and its probably really sad that i did) but when the guy looks at the girl, he takes off his sunglasses, but after he crashes, theyre back on his face all disheveled
  32. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 11:12 am
    award-winning!?
  33. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 11:17 am
    Ah yes! I remember these ads. Eagle Man and Eagle Woman ARE very real. They are from the Chicago area. :)
  34. Profile photo of mlemlo
    mlemlo Female 18-29
    32 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 11:39 am
    Same here nawkshis. I used to hate them as a kid, but now I miss them terribly.

    Anybody have the one with the deep-voiced mustache woman?

  35. Profile photo of PandaLoMein
    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 11:59 am
    That was great.

    Mission accomplished. You will never forget Eagleman or Eaglewoman and Eagle car insurance, or those stupid eggs falling. This commercial is burned into your brain.

    Think about all of the boring, high budget auto insurance ads you may see. Not very memorable, right?

    I say, WIN.

  36. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    Dude, that was Mancow? Goodness, he`s stooped low since I`ve known `em.

    Of all the things my beloved city of Chicago is known for, it`s this crap. The execs in charge of these commercials turned Chicago into a laughingstock and they still can`t sell proper insurance.

    Ah, good ol` Illinois. All the boring parts of the other 49 states rolled into one. Thank God we at least have Chicago... right?

    ...right?

  37. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    GET A BIGGER BUDGET BEFORE YOU ADVERTISE! GOOD FREAKING LORD PEOPLE!
  38. Profile photo of Funkster
    Funkster Male 18-29
    30 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    Oh LORRRDY LORD! i love eagle woman with her cracked out beady eyes and interesting hat!

    Seriously though i would not part with my money with that company after seeing this Ad.

  39. Profile photo of baf39
    baf39 Female 13-17
    25 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    umm...
  40. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    WTF of the day.. is this real?
  41. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    That Thtubed.
  42. Profile photo of Dolleyes
    Dolleyes Female 13-17
    19 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    Haha Omg. I grew up watching these commercials. I`m pretty sure everyone from the chicagoland area will be able to finsih this jingle too:
    1-800 588 2300...
  43. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    I`m old enough to remember pre-1-800. Wow, that just made me sad.
  44. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    What the heck, I submitted the regular Eagleman ad...with a way different caption. Oh well, whatevs :-P
  45. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    Oh my bad, Fancylad added the regular one too :) I guess this one just FANCIED (hardy har) him more ;)
  46. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    Yes, I think I want my car insured by a bird lady.
  47. Profile photo of dibens
    dibens Male 18-29
    203 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    lollies
  48. Profile photo of TheWyvern
    TheWyvern Female 18-29
    81 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    HAHA WTF?!!
  49. Profile photo of ninjacache
    ninjacache Male 18-29
    221 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    That was stupid, then I watched it again and confirmed it was Mancow, then it just became really sad. Chicago should be annexed out of IL.
  50. Profile photo of RandomEgg
    RandomEgg Male 13-17
    307 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    Is it just me or does the term "drops her eggs" sound dirty? )-|
  51. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    ninjachache is an idiot. Chicago is the only good part of the whole state.

    As a relocated Chicagoan, I`d like to point out how freakin` old that commercial is.

  52. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    What the f.uck?
  53. Profile photo of SnToe
    SnToe Female 30-39
    104 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    This ad is about 10 years old. I remember it well - it stars Mancow and Irma from a morning radio show. (I`m a former resident of Chicago)
  54. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    OMG!!

    i remember when IAB posted the original commercial and just how terrible it was

    LOL

  55. Profile photo of Kristen323
    Kristen323 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    O.o
    Note to self, never go to Illinois.
  56. Profile photo of bAnnAna
    bAnnAna Female 18-29
    138 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    ....LOL
  57. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    Not as bad as the original Eagle Man, but pretty damn bad.
  58. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    I mis Eagleman. :(
  59. Profile photo of nawkshis
    nawkshis Male 18-29
    102 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    Dolleyes: "Haha Omg. I grew up watching these commercials. I`m pretty sure everyone from the chicagoland area will be able to finsih this jingle too:
    1-800 588 2300..."

    EMPIRE!

    oh man i miss bob empire and his free turkeys with the purchase of one room of carpet...

  60. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 7:26 am
    That chick wasent even that hott...
  61. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 9:38 am
    Woo Chicago :-D
  62. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    I actually like Mancow and listen to him every morning. He makes me laugh. Not in this commercial though.
  63. Profile photo of bcmummy
    bcmummy Female 13-17
    19 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    They were really good at acting terribly.

    Oh, wait...

  64. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    I pissed myself when the fcuking chicken came up
  65. Profile photo of mlemlo
    mlemlo Female 18-29
    32 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 8:41 am
    What is it with Chicago and carpet commercial jingles, by the way? Empire`s been there forever, and now for the last few year`s there`s been...

    773-202-*beepboopbeepbeep* LUNA.

  66. Profile photo of Toribor
    Toribor Male 18-29
    133 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    Wow... *shock*
  67. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    LOLZ BOING!
  68. Profile photo of TrampyMan
    TrampyMan Male 18-29
    124 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    ROFL

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