Dianetics and Me

Submitted by: angelicamber 9 years ago in Entertainment
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Dianetics seems to be the cure for everything! It must be the greatest of all religions. Just listen to this testimony.
There are 63 comments:
Male 1,024
the woman who no longer has the "internal conversation" would do well to realize that`s called BRAINWASHED.

DON`T ASK QUESTIONS. DON`T THINK. JUST ACCEPT. ZOMBIES.

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Male 43
fake ass scientologists!
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Male 376
okay, i`m sold. make my face brighter.
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Male 10,440
What the hell was that!!???

Dianetics is probably ambrosia or drugs.

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Male 3
Dianetics; A common enemy for Christians and Atheists alike.
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Female 244
thank GOD I`m roman Catholic !!!! and very sane , thank you very much !! and not some follower of a FREAKIN` Sci-fi author!!! I feel really sorry for those sciencetolgists not having God in their lives...
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Male 2,576
They want to "cleans" the world of the impure.
That should be the first alarm.

To Obtain a "Cleansed" level, you`d have to spend tens of thousnads of dollars, reaching into the hundreds of thousands.

Not very accessible for the average familly.

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Male 1,407
I personally think that if people are stupid enough to fall for Scientology, hey, their loss.
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Male 60
They felt lighter because dianetics took their wallet.
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Female 1,070
is that a... book?... wut?
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Female 1,572
this video is real...go to youtube and search dianetics and me
It`s like a two hour long video I swear...
there`s like 10 parts...
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Female 700
Scientology is a crock of crap, the fact that it costs an arm and a leg is proof enough.. `religion` should be free for everyone, not just for `celebrities` that and its just a crock of crap, wait i said that already
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Male 1,083
Every time I pass by the Dianetics centre on my way to school I just laugh to myself... but damn ignoring all the propaganda it looks really nice inside, they do have deep wallets :P
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Female 2,196
way too long
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Male 747
lol tom cruise
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Male 2,958
- Really now? Scientologists don`t believe in evil space lords. Scientology literally means "learning how to learn".-

hahahaha
bullsh*t

The name "xenu" is synonymus with scientology. You seriously think the world invented that entire story just to make them look nuts?

I mean, they built a "landing pad" in the middle of the new mexican desert. is there really anything else to say?

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Female 217
Lazorfish Considering that I already HAVE Asperger`s (and yes I was diagnosed by multiple doctors for all those "You`re not old enough to know!!!!" non-nice individuals), then yes they did tell me they could "cure" it.

Videogamer I dunno, but I can wish someone there gets pissed off and kills everyone around.

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Male 3,014
"The Scino office downtown told me they could "cure" homosexuality and Asperger`s. Yep. Complete crap."

Cure Asperger`s? Now THAT makes me angry. Surely it can`t be against the law to commit intentional manslaughter when the victim is an employee of Scientology, can it.

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Male 641
What a fxcking joke.
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Male 8,302
The Aussie comedy show `Chasers War on Everything` set up a stall in front of Scientology HQ where they got people to use their own version of the E-Meter, called the "BS-Meter". Everytime a spokesperson tried to explain their so-called religion the Chaser`s BS-Meter would max out, it was really pissing off the spokesperson...
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Male 738
LunarMoon
"The Scino office downtown told me they could "cure" homosexuality and Asperger`s. Yep. Complete crap.

*seething*"

Are you sure they didn`t say they would -give- you Asperger`s? It looks like it in the video.

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Female 182
Wow seriously, people shouldn`t talk about what they don`t know about.

You believe everything you read on the internet? What if there was a website dedicated to explaining that trees are evil and they`re going to destroy us all. Really now? Scientologists don`t believe in evil space lords. Scientology literally means "learning how to learn".

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Male 2,576
Because I don`t want you Spending One Penny, and Because I don`t want $cientologists Getting one Penny, and because I Bounced My IP to Somewhere in Canada From where ever I actually Am in Canada;

Make sure you have a form of Bittorrent Before clicking Here

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Male 385
I actually want to read this book. Should be a blast.
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Male 185
"but there was always this voice inside... and I got rid of that"

That was probably her concious... WOOHOO!!! I NO LONGER HAVE TO THINK FOR MYSELF!!!!! ISN`T THAT GREAT!!!!

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Male 1,152
this was long stupid and pointless. Dieanetics is such bullpoo. Some dude in boston stopped me from walking and brought me over to the side where they had "electrical poll readings" i decided i would humor him and went along. He told me my Icas or some poo were through the roof and the only way to rid myself of it was to read this book about Dieanetics and learn there ways to make my life better. I just stood there and laughed in his face. they tried to get me to buy it for 20 bucks. I told him if he really wanted to help me he would sell it for 10. In the end i didnt buy it but he told me if i want to further myself and bla bla i woulda just bout it. Whatever, these people are dumb and its obviously i big scam.
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Female 338
It took THIS long for Anonymous to get on IAB?
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Female 1,134
love_lover, i secont on that, so i eventualy turn the volume down and listaind to trance techno music.
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Female 108
the music was like really, annoying.
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Male 2,958
the only thing that annoys me more than people whole-heartedly believing what has to be the biggest scam of the century is people whole-heartedly believing an internet forum is going to topple it.
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Male 75
BING

haha

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Male 211
Why do you all have to attack my religion?

You do not have the answers or you would be out in the world telling everyone! Dianetics helped me to overcome my addiction to pornography and self abuse! You people should stop attacking what you do not understand and start embrasing a relationship with your Body Thetans!

WTF? Yay Porn!

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Female 237
5 4 3 2 1 BING
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Female 362
LOL $cientology is fail. Google project chanology :) become a part of it.
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Male 431
did that one guy say a "smell" came back after 24 years?? is that a good thing?
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Male 298
*watches video, then looks up dianetics on wikipedia*
ah, scientology, thats why they`re so messed up...
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Female 202
Why would people believe that? Why?
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Female 1,134
http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/ the unfunny truth about scientology

and i hope that the anonymous prevents people from this cult.

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Male 453
The cult of xenu is rofl`s i cant believe how desperatly stupid some people are...
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Female 217
The Scino office downtown told me they could "cure" homosexuality and Asperger`s. Yep. Complete crap.

*seething*

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Female 427
Yes, Dianetics is real and yes, it`s full of crap.
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Male 5
www.Xenu.net
www.whyaretheydead.net
www.Lermanet.com

Q: Why do Scientologists make you hold th E-meter with two hands?

A SO you can`t stop them from taking your wallet.

http://www.dailymotion.com/SA-Anonymous/...
http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-ind...

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Male 4,014
PLUS, not one looker in the bunch!
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Male 4,014
^ Scientologists DO believe in this stuff. Goto wikipedia and read about it, its CRAZY!

Also, this is a great site: www.xenu.com

Symbolism of the volcano - see, when the evil lord Xenu imprissoned to souls of thetans on earth, he dropped them into Volcanos on Earth, and when those volcanos exploded, the souls of the Thetans were released and wondered around, until they latched onto humans, causing all our problems, from failed romance to cancer to stuttering. Obviously!

I think the funniest thing is, they don`t tell you about Xenu until much later (they say if you know about him too soon, you die!) Can you imagine how stupid some people must feel after investing years to find out about EVIL SPACE LORDS???

Out of all the unfounded claims in the video, this is my favorite. "The possibility of cancer coming back was gone." Logically, it is impossible to conclude that some cancer will not recur, at best you can give odds.

NUTS!

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Male 203
Yup, scientology is worse than 16th century catholicism. The entire thing is for your money, and scientology is just a load of crap made up by some science-fiction writer. In fact, to gain a higher thetan level in scientology may require you to pay thousands of dollars. May I ask why it costs so much to advance in this religion, without it obviously being a massive scam?
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Female 268
Hmm.. maybe that video was a joke. Bettering eyesight? Curing cancer? All that stuff?

Puuuuuh-leeze.

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Male 2,160
scientologists are good for one thing:target practice
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Female 217
enturbulation.org

GO.

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Female 268
As others have said, avoid scientology. They are dangerous, also they will milk you for your money.

Factnet

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Female 252
Yuck. If they want me to take them seriously, get rid of the Mario kart music. And I KNOW that it`s impossible for "eyesight to increase tremendously". RE-TARD-ED~
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Male 68
Should show the 4chaners this. Though, they prolly already saw it.
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Male 2,576
THERE it is:
http://www.scientology-kills.org/

And more specificlly:
http://www.scientology-kills.org/survivo...

Explicitly Talking about Dianetics and Auditing, from a high Ranking Scientologist who Got out of the Cult.

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Male 551
...omg...scientologists.......no...they have finally reached I-AM-BORED............RUN!!!!! the internet warz are on!!!!!
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Male 2,576
Dianetics is a huge load of B.S.
Same with Auditting.

http://www.anti-scientologie.ch/testimony-janet.htm

And there is a better site which I am looking for.

http://www.xenu.net/
Unfunny Truth

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Male 2,113
2 things 1:is this real? 2:if this is real do they have a god? jest thinking out loud
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Male 2,576
Has Anyone Ever seen "Donnie Darko" ? Remember Jim Cunningham and his Videos about lov and Fear?
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Male 541
What happens when two snails fight?
They slug it out!
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Male 2,076
VOLCANO! At the beginning AND the END! VOLCANO!

lol

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Male 2,576
NO. NO. NO. FU¢K NO.

Christ I hope no $cientologist come flocking here advoating their cult.

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>>> http://www.cosvm.org <<<

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Male 411
Tooooooooo long :-|.
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Male 4,012
That`s a lot of people for just a parody video.
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Male 2,113
that is jest Weird
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Female 1,572
Link: Dianetics and Me [Rate Link] - Dianetics seems to be the cure for everything! It must be the greatest of all religions. Just listen to this testimony.
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