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Category: Funny
Date: 02/25/08 06:14 AM

105 Responses to Clitter: Buy Yours Today!

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 6:17 am
    Link: Clitter: Buy Yours Today! - Turn your labia into a YAY!-bia. (Please don`t open this link if you don`t have a sense of humor. Slightly NSFW.)
  2. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 6:27 am
    HA! Using Clitter while pregnant may result in sparkle babies!
  3. Profile photo of enchantment
    enchantment Female 18-29
    133 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 6:27 am
    lol arts and crafts for adults ehh
  4. Profile photo of hellavon
    hellavon Male 18-29
    111 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 6:34 am
    lawl at clitter kids
  5. Profile photo of eth72
    eth72 Male 30-39
    53 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 6:44 am
    That was hilarious. It was tough at work to refrain from laughing. Didn`t want to explain to coworkers why I was laughing, either!
  6. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 6:54 am
    Slightly NSFW... surely not.

    Hehe... "fabulous-looking herpes".

  7. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 6:56 am
    kinda stupid
  8. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 7:02 am
    Haha, sparkle babies.

    Terrible.

  9. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    594 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 7:08 am
    i`m surprised by this rating, but oh well.

    SPARKLE BABIES!!!

  10. Profile photo of minjofu
    minjofu Female 18-29
    360 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 7:12 am
    could `sparkle babies` be the next catch phrase on I-A-B??? We`ll just have to wait and see...
  11. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 7:18 am
    It`s too bad the guy couldn`t keep from laughing after he said Sparkle Babies... I mean, it`s a great line and all, but that chortle took away from the video.
  12. Profile photo of cargasm
    cargasm Male 18-29
    340 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 7:34 am
    lmao sparkle babies... i couldnt say it without chuckling either
  13. Profile photo of love_lover
    love_lover Female 13-17
    108 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 7:36 am
    HAHA sparkle babie, lol that dudes mouth covered in sparkles hahahah
  14. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 7:39 am
    "Using clitter while pregnant may result in sparkle babies."

    Best line of the whole thing.

  15. Profile photo of anGiE_O_o
    anGiE_O_o Female 13-17
    488 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 7:39 am
    sparkle babies xD thats great
    it was funny though that he laughed when he said it. like he tried so many times but he never made it without laughing
  16. Profile photo of s0236078
    s0236078 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 7:43 am
    snore
  17. Profile photo of ROCKY-LEE
    ROCKY-LEE Male 13-17
    130 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:00 am
    haha clitter for kids now you can do more than just sniff little girls bicycle seats:D
  18. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:05 am
    Sparkle babies! Oh man I thought this would be really lame but Sparkle Babies saved the video.
  19. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    817 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:09 am
    haha yeaaah sparkle babies...

    man today there seems to be a lotta vagina-packed-posts

  20. Profile photo of Betholia
    Betholia Female 13-17
    32 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:16 am
    Hear him laugh when he says glitter babies!
    lol
  21. Profile photo of tvc15db
    tvc15db Female 30-39
    129 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:34 am
    Love the easy application wand and hell it makes for fabulous looking herpes
  22. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:46 am
    i skipped though, but it liked the ending, heh application wand
  23. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:47 am
    Clitter turned my yeast infection into a JEWEL COLLECTION!! LMAO! EWW!

    Yes, the sparkle babies thing... thats GOT to go down in the annuls of catch phrases. *Thinks about changing my name....hmm.*

  24. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:56 am
    i <3 sparkle babies
  25. Profile photo of roxidied
    roxidied Female 13-17
    322 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:17 am
    Seems like we`re all gonna go out and make sparkle babies.

    RIP JR!

  26. Profile photo of kOkOo
    kOkOo Female 18-29
    14 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:21 am
    " I love my Clitter " ... " So do I! "

    HAHAHA Priceless!

  27. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:21 am
    0.0;
  28. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:28 am
    Slightly NSFW? SLIGHTLY?

    But yeah that was pretty funny. Sparkle babies...

  29. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:44 am
    that is so kinky...
  30. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:48 am
    I choose to repress all memory of that clip.
    Except, of course, for sparklebabies :-).
  31. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:50 am
    This just has to be said:

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tr...

  32. Profile photo of quick_sand8
    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:50 am
    I do have a great sense of humor. I work at a Bar, I hear dirty jokes and we rib each other all the time. I laugh my ass off at work. This video was the most stupid thing I have seen today..funny? It wasn`t funny one bit, just lame!!!!!
  33. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 10:14 am
    Oh good lord. Pababa`s link is terrifying.

    He had that Hannibal Lector, I`m going to eat your liver, look on his face.

  34. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 10:21 am
    lol he laughed when he said sparkle babies!!! that was actually pretty funny
  35. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 10:34 am
    Oh don`t scare people away AndelleRae, he`s actually one of the favourite targets for photoshop contests in fark.com (the `other` site I visit).

    Glitter + drug addict = fun.

  36. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 10:49 am
    that made me laugh so hard

    thanks clitter!!

  37. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 11:01 am
    yeah that was...stupid yeah...very much so
  38. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 11:05 am
    Bahaha! What the hell?!
  39. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 11:13 am
    Some people might find Hannibal sexy?

    ... Yeah, I`m grasping for straws here. I`d delete my post, but it`s all comfy and stuff there. :-p

  40. Profile photo of flamingbambi
    flamingbambi Female 13-17
    235 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 11:22 am
    I WANT SOME SPARKLE BABIES! :0

    best. video. evar.

  41. Profile photo of TGPZarquon
    TGPZarquon Male 30-39
    166 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 11:40 am
    Funny, but try cutting it down to about 30 seconds or so.
  42. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    LOL at the application wand XD
  43. Profile photo of kshandra
    kshandra Female 40-49
    25 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    OMG so funny!
  44. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    hehe dirty

    lol at Pabasa`s link. that guy could be Aciliveth, look at his avatar.

  45. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    hahaha!

    win!

  46. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    hehehee...sparkle babies.
    oh yeah?
    well when i was born i was POLKA DOT! beat that!!
    xD (seriously..i was polkadot baby)
  47. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    hahahah man o man...
  48. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    CLIP OF THE DAY

    From the people who brought you ritter

  49. Profile photo of superfish
    superfish Male 18-29
    66 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    Ha Ha !!!
    How cool would a sparkle baby be !! :)
  50. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    I didn`t think that was funny..until they said it may cause sparkle babies

    and RIP Ritter

  51. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    922 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    hahaha. very funny. I like the application wand, it was kind of....massive?

    they could have done without the John Ritter thing. RIP

  52. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    i want a sparkle baby!

    teehee, i cant say it without giggling =D

  53. Profile photo of SparklBabies
    SparklBabies Male 60-69
    1 post
    February 25, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    Someone called?
  54. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    Easy apply wand lmfao
  55. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    lol nice one
  56. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    450 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    waasn`t worth my time to watch it
  57. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    ahaha sparkle babies! :P
  58. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    Rare to come across a funny concept that starts slow and then actually pulls off being rather funny by slipping into a frantic rhythm err... of humour.
  59. Profile photo of ThisIsMe2
    ThisIsMe2 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    Jewel collections, sparkle babies and fabulously looking herpes...where can I get my set?!? LMAO
  60. Profile photo of ChelseyXCunt
    ChelseyXCunt Female 13-17
    40 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    sparkle babies = <333

    I want one.
    XD

  61. Profile photo of wills-site
    wills-site Male 13-17
    195 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    That was amazing!
  62. Profile photo of JeanaH
    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    I was watching that with my 9-year old sis watching me. I was like, "OMG DONT WATCH THIS!!!11" So she started playing on the Wii. Sparkle babies was hilarious.
  63. Profile photo of MePerson
    MePerson Male 13-17
    49 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    the narrator goofed up towards the end
  64. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    This was stupid. Usually I try to stay positive on this site but that was really dumb
  65. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    XD wow...
  66. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    Sparkle babies. Its like a way to get rid of ugly kids!
  67. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    SPARKLE BABIES
    :D
  68. Profile photo of jmann900
    jmann900 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    Lol, the banner at the top is for some game for the Nintendo DS called "Baby Pals" wonder if they come as Sparkle Babies?
  69. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    Sparkle babies? Yeast Infection Jewelery Collection was the best
  70. Profile photo of laMigra77
    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    They mentioned if it was ok to ingest clitter. Wonder if they come in different flavors and smells...
  71. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    You`d think this is so bad it`s funny but it`s not. It`s just bad :(
  72. Profile photo of masterbob
    masterbob Male 13-17
    392 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    again...welcome to my favorites... i lol`ed at roosterlights and Sparkle babies
  73. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    "Yeast infection to jewel collection."

    Made me dry heave.

  74. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    508 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    HAHAHA! SPARKLE BABIES! Love it.
    It`s my new catch phrase.
    And name.
  75. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    LMAO XD!!! Thats disqusting xD!!!!
  76. Profile photo of January16
    January16 Female 13-17
    234 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    Sparkle babies!!! She use to make her gyno dry heave. That`s friggin` gross on like 10 levels.
    -shudders-
  77. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    "hehe dirty
    lol at Pabasa`s link. that guy could be Aciliveth, look at his avatar."

    *ahem* HER avatar. And before you decide to stupidly ask... YES. I am a dyke.

  78. Profile photo of treyisonfire
    treyisonfire Male 13-17
    14 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    i just skipped through this...
    but from what i saw it is quite disturbing
  79. Profile photo of xcrossoverx
    xcrossoverx Male 13-17
    4 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    hahahah i like how the dude started laughign at the end going through the side effects
  80. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    Lol at the end when they were naming other products, the `splitter` they showed as a medieval torture device.
  81. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    listen to when he says sparkle babies he chuckles
  82. Profile photo of MrMackey523
    MrMackey523 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    1st post

    btw Sparkle babbies lol

  83. Profile photo of rock_jock
    rock_jock Female 30-39
    122 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    Oh! THAT Ritter! I thought Bill Ritter, governor of Colorado, and that made it even funnier to me.
  84. Profile photo of milkymilk
    milkymilk Female 18-29
    38 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    lol sparkle babies.
  85. Profile photo of CheesyQuaver
    CheesyQuaver Female 18-29
    3 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    Haha, sparkle babies. Somehow that manages to sound cute.
  86. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    I vote best.
  87. Profile photo of FluffyOrchid
    FluffyOrchid Female 18-29
    27 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    Who do you call to just get the easy application wand?
  88. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    Ew.
  89. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    909 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    O_O!
  90. Profile photo of MNJ_gudluv
    MNJ_gudluv Female 18-29
    184 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    i think the "applicatin wand" is TOTALLY NECESSARY. hahahahaha great video!
  91. Profile photo of pinkflyd25
    pinkflyd25 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    February 25, 2008 at 11:59 pm
    hehehe almost as cool as this http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hf9EeXtzG4Q
  92. Profile photo of penguinfogel
    penguinfogel Male 18-29
    142 posts
    February 26, 2008 at 12:35 am
    im pretty sure I almost vomited at the thought of this
  93. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    February 26, 2008 at 2:50 am
    that guy will be hacking up glitter...i mean clitter for a month... so when it gets on your d*ck whats it called then?
  94. Profile photo of Kinvara
    Kinvara Female 18-29
    59 posts
    February 26, 2008 at 6:41 am
    I want a sparkle baby!
  95. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    February 26, 2008 at 11:48 am
    I have a sense of humor, and that still wasn`t funny.
  96. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    February 26, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    SPARKLE BABIESSS XD
  97. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    February 26, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    "Fabulous herpes?" XDDD
  98. Profile photo of Architorture
    Architorture Male 18-29
    19 posts
    February 26, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    Nicely done video...i like how the guy couldn`t read the last line without laughing...
  99. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    February 26, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    that sparkle babies did it for me, the roar of laughter couldn`t be kept any longer
  100. Profile photo of gigglygiggle
    gigglygiggle Male 18-29
    225 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 1:52 am
    The roosterlights and sparkle babies really worked for me
  101. Profile photo of blackbird7
    blackbird7 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    February 27, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    Wow...just, wow.
  102. Profile photo of khatelynn
    khatelynn Female 18-29
    14 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    Basically, the best thing in the world.
    "It turned my yeast infection into a Jewel Collection!"

    My mom peeked over while I was watching it, gasped, and said, "I`m really concerned about you, honey."
    It made me laugh even harder.

  103. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    hahaha sparkle babies!
  104. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    that is awesome. sparkle babehs =D
  105. Profile photo of SparkleBaby
    SparkleBaby Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Anyone know where I could find an order form for some roosterLights? =D

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