Clitter: Buy Yours Today!

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny
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Turn your labia into a YAY!-bia. (Please don"t open this link if you don"t have a sense of humor. Slightly NSFW.)
There are 105 comments:
Male 6
Anyone know where I could find an order form for some roosterLights? =D
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Female 1,682
that is awesome. sparkle babehs =D
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Female 943
hahaha sparkle babies!
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Female 14
Basically, the best thing in the world.
"It turned my yeast infection into a Jewel Collection!"

My mom peeked over while I was watching it, gasped, and said, "I`m really concerned about you, honey."
It made me laugh even harder.

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Female 237
Wow...just, wow.
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Male 222
The roosterlights and sparkle babies really worked for me
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Female 1,407
that sparkle babies did it for me, the roar of laughter couldn`t be kept any longer
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Male 19
Nicely done video...i like how the guy couldn`t read the last line without laughing...
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Female 2,064
"Fabulous herpes?" XDDD
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Female 1,299
SPARKLE BABIESSS XD
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Female 407
I have a sense of humor, and that still wasn`t funny.
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Female 59
I want a sparkle baby!
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Male 833
that guy will be hacking up glitter...i mean clitter for a month... so when it gets on your d*ck whats it called then?
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Male 142
im pretty sure I almost vomited at the thought of this
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Male 158
hehehe almost as cool as this http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hf9EeXtzG4Q
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Female 184
i think the "applicatin wand" is TOTALLY NECESSARY. hahahahaha great video!
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Male 907
O_O!
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Female 4,447
Ew.
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Female 27
Who do you call to just get the easy application wand?
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Female 1,397
I vote best.
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Female 3
Haha, sparkle babies. Somehow that manages to sound cute.
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Female 38
lol sparkle babies.
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Female 122
Oh! THAT Ritter! I thought Bill Ritter, governor of Colorado, and that made it even funnier to me.
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Male 44
1st post

btw Sparkle babbies lol

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Male 7,933
listen to when he says sparkle babies he chuckles
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Female 1,398
Lol at the end when they were naming other products, the `splitter` they showed as a medieval torture device.
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Male 4
hahahah i like how the dude started laughign at the end going through the side effects
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Male 14
i just skipped through this...
but from what i saw it is quite disturbing
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Male 285
"hehe dirty
lol at Pabasa`s link. that guy could be Aciliveth, look at his avatar."

*ahem* HER avatar. And before you decide to stupidly ask... YES. I am a dyke.

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Female 233
Sparkle babies!!! She use to make her gyno dry heave. That`s friggin` gross on like 10 levels.
-shudders-
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Female 697
LMAO XD!!! Thats disqusting xD!!!!
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Male 505
HAHAHA! SPARKLE BABIES! Love it.
It`s my new catch phrase.
And name.
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Male 645
"Yeast infection to jewel collection."

Made me dry heave.

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Male 391
again...welcome to my favorites... i lol`ed at roosterlights and Sparkle babies
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Female 507
You`d think this is so bad it`s funny but it`s not. It`s just bad :(
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Male 292
They mentioned if it was ok to ingest clitter. Wonder if they come in different flavors and smells...
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Male 713
Sparkle babies? Yeast Infection Jewelery Collection was the best
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Male 43
Lol, the banner at the top is for some game for the Nintendo DS called "Baby Pals" wonder if they come as Sparkle Babies?
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Female 576
SPARKLE BABIES
:D
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Female 244
Sparkle babies. Its like a way to get rid of ugly kids!
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Female 1,572
XD wow...
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Female 1,441
This was stupid. Usually I try to stay positive on this site but that was really dumb
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Male 49
the narrator goofed up towards the end
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Female 406
I was watching that with my 9-year old sis watching me. I was like, "OMG DONT WATCH THIS!!!11" So she started playing on the Wii. Sparkle babies was hilarious.
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Male 195
That was amazing!
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Female 40
sparkle babies = <333

I want one.
XD

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Female 62
Jewel collections, sparkle babies and fabulously looking herpes...where can I get my set?!? LMAO
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Male 646
Rare to come across a funny concept that starts slow and then actually pulls off being rather funny by slipping into a frantic rhythm err... of humour.
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Male 4,393
ahaha sparkle babies! :P
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Male 459
waasn`t worth my time to watch it
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Female 263
lol nice one
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Male 747
Easy apply wand lmfao
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Male 1
Someone called?
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Female 1,306
i want a sparkle baby!

teehee, i cant say it without giggling =D

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Female 920
hahaha. very funny. I like the application wand, it was kind of....massive?

they could have done without the John Ritter thing. RIP

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Female 1,244
I didn`t think that was funny..until they said it may cause sparkle babies

and RIP Ritter

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Male 66
Ha Ha !!!
How cool would a sparkle baby be !! :)
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Male 7,933
CLIP OF THE DAY

From the people who brought you ritter

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Female 296
hahahah man o man...
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Female 691
hehehee...sparkle babies.
oh yeah?
well when i was born i was POLKA DOT! beat that!!
xD (seriously..i was polkadot baby)
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Female 488
hahaha!

win!

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Male 686
hehe dirty

lol at Pabasa`s link. that guy could be Aciliveth, look at his avatar.

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Female 25
OMG so funny!
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Male 1,725
LOL at the application wand XD
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Male 166
Funny, but try cutting it down to about 30 seconds or so.
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Female 235
I WANT SOME SPARKLE BABIES! :0

best. video. evar.

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Female 837
Some people might find Hannibal sexy?

... Yeah, I`m grasping for straws here. I`d delete my post, but it`s all comfy and stuff there. :-p

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Male 10,440
Bahaha! What the hell?!
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Female 1,492
yeah that was...stupid yeah...very much so
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Female 582
that made me laugh so hard

thanks clitter!!

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Male 4,012
Oh don`t scare people away AndelleRae, he`s actually one of the favourite targets for photoshop contests in fark.com (the `other` site I visit).

Glitter + drug addict = fun.

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Female 700
lol he laughed when he said sparkle babies!!! that was actually pretty funny
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Female 837
Oh good lord. Pababa`s link is terrifying.

He had that Hannibal Lector, I`m going to eat your liver, look on his face.

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Female 466
I do have a great sense of humor. I work at a Bar, I hear dirty jokes and we rib each other all the time. I laugh my ass off at work. This video was the most stupid thing I have seen today..funny? It wasn`t funny one bit, just lame!!!!!
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Male 4,012
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Male 411
I choose to repress all memory of that clip.
Except, of course, for sparklebabies :-).
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Male 944
that is so kinky...
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Male 4,680
Slightly NSFW? SLIGHTLY?

But yeah that was pretty funny. Sparkle babies...

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Male 9,306
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Female 14
" I love my Clitter " ... " So do I! "

HAHAHA Priceless!

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Female 322
Seems like we`re all gonna go out and make sparkle babies.

RIP JR!

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Male 320
i <3 sparkle babies
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Female 1,832
Clitter turned my yeast infection into a JEWEL COLLECTION!! LMAO! EWW!

Yes, the sparkle babies thing... thats GOT to go down in the annuls of catch phrases. *Thinks about changing my name....hmm.*

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Male 1,361
i skipped though, but it liked the ending, heh application wand
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Female 127
Love the easy application wand and hell it makes for fabulous looking herpes
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Female 32
Hear him laugh when he says glitter babies!
lol
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Male 815
haha yeaaah sparkle babies...

man today there seems to be a lotta vagina-packed-posts

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Male 285
Sparkle babies! Oh man I thought this would be really lame but Sparkle Babies saved the video.
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Male 130
haha clitter for kids now you can do more than just sniff little girls bicycle seats:D
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Male 274
snore
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Female 488
sparkle babies xD thats great
it was funny though that he laughed when he said it. like he tried so many times but he never made it without laughing
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Female 458
"Using clitter while pregnant may result in sparkle babies."

Best line of the whole thing.

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Female 108
HAHA sparkle babie, lol that dudes mouth covered in sparkles hahahah
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Male 340
lmao sparkle babies... i couldnt say it without chuckling either
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Female 2,258
It`s too bad the guy couldn`t keep from laughing after he said Sparkle Babies... I mean, it`s a great line and all, but that chortle took away from the video.
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Female 360
could `sparkle babies` be the next catch phrase on I-A-B??? We`ll just have to wait and see...
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Male 592
i`m surprised by this rating, but oh well.

SPARKLE BABIES!!!

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Female 472
Haha, sparkle babies.

Terrible.

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Male 2,113
kinda stupid
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Male 4,290
Slightly NSFW... surely not.

Hehe... "fabulous-looking herpes".

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Male 53
That was hilarious. It was tough at work to refrain from laughing. Didn`t want to explain to coworkers why I was laughing, either!
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Male 111
lawl at clitter kids
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Female 133
lol arts and crafts for adults ehh
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Female 1,652
HA! Using Clitter while pregnant may result in sparkle babies!
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Male 19,840
Link: Clitter: Buy Yours Today! [Rate Link] - Turn your labia into a YAY!-bia. (Please don`t open this link if you don`t have a sense of humor. Slightly NSFW.)
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